The next day, Wang Xiaochu wanted to lie in bed.

At 7 o'clock, I was already awake, and I deliberately didn't get up.

He was determined to sleep comfortably and not waste his leisurely summer vacation.

But the damn parrot yelled early in the morning.

It is said to expand the voice.

But everyone knows that it is hungry.

"It's bad luck, how can I put your bird on the show, it's different from the script I imagined." Wang Xiaochu covered his head and complained bitterly.

"Because you're not the main character." Yingwu fought back mercilessly.

“……”

After washing up, Wang Xiaochu's parents also got up, and when they saw that Wang Xiaochu bought back breakfast early, they couldn't help but make eye contact with each other in disbelief.

"What's going on? Son, he changed sex? ”

"There must be something going on again."

At this breakfast, Wang Xiaochu ate very uncomfortable, and his parents' eyes were like Sun Wukong's fiery eyes, wanting to see him through to the bones.

He was quite depressed, blaming Yingwu, let him feel it well, but he only felt infinite horror.

"Let's be honest, what's going on with you lately, you got up so early to buy breakfast, do you want to swallow some money and come down early?" Mom showed a look that saw through everything.

Wang Xiaochu held his head speechlessly: "Am I this image?" ”

Wu Xiao shook his head: "No, this kind of image is used on you, it is to lift you." ”

This is definitely my own mother, only my own mother is so unkind.

At this time, his father swallowed the fritters in his mouth, wiped his mouth, and said, "What have you done recently?" Why do I hear my neighbors praise you? ”

Huh? Complimented?

Wang Xiaochu raised his eyebrows and looked away embarrassedly.

"Actually, you didn't do anything? I just want to be familiar with everyone, eh, by the way, what do they praise me? ”

Wang Xiaochu was stunned, he didn't do anything, he just greeted people when he saw them, and then spoke.

"Said that your child is very enthusiastic and polite, and said that you can get up so early in the summer vacation, and you are very self-disciplined, you must have a good tutor."

Wang Xiaochu smiled bitterly, no matter how this sounds, it sounds like he is praising his family education is good, are there such parents who compete with their sons for praise?

He was even more sure that he was indeed his own child, and he was not seen at all.

"Xiao Chu, you have to keep it in the future, be more enthusiastic and polite to people, do you hear?"

Wang Xiaochu wanted to say no, but when he saw his parents' expressions that dared to make you finish without saying a word, he nodded vigorously.

"Give another 20 yuan in pocket money?"

"Fuck off!"

"Fuck off!"

Mom and Dad spoke in unison.

……

The days as a parrot are laid-back.

You don't need to study, you don't need to work, you just need to eat, drink and have fun quietly every day, and then wait for death.

If you're hungry, someone will bring you food.

If you're thirsty, someone will give you a drink.

It's a commotion, someone will send the object.

It's beautiful, but Yingwu still has to face the cruel reality.

The object is a female.

For example, the red parrot in front of me.

Yep, who has been dealing with the people around him for ten days, has successfully attracted the attention of nearby residents by his heroic existence.

Because when Yingwu was bored, he couldn't help but interject when he watched the two old men play chess.

The two old men were so shocked that they kept muttering: "Good bird, good bird, this is a good bird." ”

No matter how it sounds, it sounds like a curse.

So Yingwu did not hesitate to explain a fact to them.

"Neither of you are good birds."

The first time I was a bird, I felt superior.

Now everyone knows that Wang Xiaochu has a very smart parrot, which is quite spiritual.

So Uncle Liu, who was said to be not a good bird, was surprised and went to the flower and bird market, well, spent 200 to buy the guy with a red body.

And based on years of experience in reading books, he took a foreign name.

Little Red.

He must have read a math textbook.

No, I just bought it and took the "yellow rat" to tease Xiaohong and teach it to speak.

"Eh, little red, do you see the parrot on the other side? Quick, call brother. ”

Yingwu said seriously that he was not a sister control.

However, there is no need to say that the guy on the other side is ten times more expensive than Yingwu's worth.

But in the whole parrot world, it still belongs to the bankrupt class of poor middle peasants.

So its language ability is still a problem.

"Eh, Xiao Chu, why can't my parrot speak, it's been bought for several days." Uncle Liu was puzzled.

"Patience is required." Wang Xiaochu was helpless, he couldn't say that Yingwu had fought HIV.

"No, the starling I raised used to say a few words, this one is too bad, hey, now these black-hearted stores." Uncle Liu sighed that the world was declining.

Wang Xiaochu continued to laugh awkwardly.

So, here comes the point.

Uncle Liu quickly threw out the atomic bomb: "Hey, your parrot doesn't have a daughter-in-law, right?" I've got it for you. ”

Wang Xiaochu was taken aback: "Why did you suddenly say this?" ”

The folds on Uncle Liu's face, like a blooming chrysanthemum, came up and said mysteriously: "My wife went to the temple to ask, spiritual animals, those are all amazing, it is likely that the gods descended to earth, we have to be immortal." ”

"Ahem...... Feudal superstition is unreliable. Wang Xiaochu raised his eyebrows.

"Yo! I think you're smart, stupid! I'll tell you about science, your parrot is so good at talking and so smart, which means that the genes are good, and the next generation has innate advantages. "Uncle Liu is serious.

Wang Xiaochu was stunned, it turned out to be very reasonable.

So he looked at Yingwu helplessly.

Sure enough, Yingwu gave him a dashing wave of wings.

"Loneliness makes king."

When Uncle Liu saw it, his eyes were about to fall out, and he said that he would not be allowed to become a fine after the founding of the People's Republic of China?

He excitedly grabbed Wang Xiaochu and said to him: "Boy, the lifelong event of Yingwu is so decided!" When the estrus period is up, I will choose a day and send my little red over. ”

Yingwu shook his head with emotion, too good, no way, even if he became a parrot, he was a firefly in the night, and he couldn't hide the blooming light.

Wang Xiaochu touched his head awkwardly, he didn't agree or push it off, it should be a joke.

At this time, Uncle Liu's good chess friend, Uncle Lin came slowly.

He held a toothpick in his mouth, his hands behind his back, his eyes squinted, and there was always a shot of essence between the opening and closing, which was very sharp.

This fierce aura looks like a cottage bandit who fell into the grass in his early years and robbed his house.

"Yo, Lin bandits, what's the matter, idle today?" Uncle Liu immediately sarcastically ridiculed.

"Say what? What to say? ”

Uncle Lin spit out a toothpick and scolded with a serious face: "When we responded to Chairman Mao's call back then, you were still playing with mud." ”

Uncle Liu smiled: "Don't, don't pretend to be a grandson, you have the ability to kill a few more rounds today." ”

At this time, Uncle Lin had already been so excited that he was about to go to war with his arms and sleeves.

I didn't know that today I waved my hand with little interest, and my face was sad.

"Drink! Lao Lin, what's the matter with you? Have hemorrhoids returned? ”

Uncle Lin glared angrily: "You have hemorrhoids, don't I have that granddaughter's strange temper?" Always had trouble with her parents. ”

"What's going on?" Uncle Liu asked.

"I don't know what's going on, it's just that I've been hiding at home all day and night late, and I love to eat, I don't sleep in the middle of the night every day, and I can't get up the next day, his parents aren't worried about her body, so I said a few words, and I ended up talking." Uncle Lin looked distressed.

Another stay-at-home syndrome sufferer.

Yingwu stood on Wang Xiaochu's shoulder, turned his head and gave Wang Xiaochu a slanted look.

Wang Xiaochu understands in seconds, wasn't he like this more than ten days ago?

Uncle Liu laughed when he heard this: "I said Lao Lin, what's there to worry about?" It's summer vacation, so I don't have to go to class, so what does it matter if I go to bed late and wake up late? ”

Uncle Lin glared at him: "What do you know?" The little girl trampled her body so badly, can her face grow well? If your face doesn't grow well and you get fat, how will you get married in the future? ”

Uncle Liu asked in surprise: "Your granddaughter is only a sophomore in high school, right?" Do you want someone to get married? ”

The corners of Uncle Lin's mouth curled: "Of course, don't look at the second year of high school, you are already an adult, and you can get married in a few years, can you not worry?" ”

"Don't be afraid, marry Xiao Chu directly, you see how good Xiao Chu is, spirit, honest, except that his body is too thin, how good." Old Man Liu pointed at Wang Xiaochu.

Uncle Lin's eyes fell on the embarrassed Wang Xiaochu, and nodded: "Hey, if only my granddaughter could be half as obedient as Xiao Chu, Xiao Chu can be so self-disciplined at such a young age, and she will definitely do something when she grows up." ”

Uncle Liu nodded in agreement: "Yes, looking old at the age of three, Xiao Chu has already shown a mind far beyond his peers, and he will become a pillar of talent in the future." ”

Yingwu squinted his eyes and saw that Wang Xiaochu was stunned by praise, and there was a different look in his eyes.

Immediately judging that this guy was surprised to be praised as a role model.

I have heard similar compliments many times, but they are all praised for how other people's children are, and he is a negative teaching material.

What I hear the most is that you look at everyone else's test score 99 out of 100, why are you 74?

As a result, this time turned over the serfs and sang.

Wang Xiaochu scratched his hair embarrassedly, and said with a smile: "How can it be so good, it's just that my parents set rules when they were young, and they are used to going to bed early and getting up early." ”

"Listen, listen, not only be humble, but also know that thanks to your parents, you can earn more face for your parents!" Uncle Liu has great respect for Wang Xiaochu.

Uncle Lin also sighed again and again: "Yes, Xiao Chu is really a good guy, I praised him to his parents a few days ago, and his parents said that he lives completely by himself, and he doesn't need to be urged, and his words are full of pride." ”

Wang Xiaochu was stunned again, this is completely different from what his parents said in the morning, what is the situation?

According to his parents, this is a good tutor and has nothing to do with him.

But from the mouths of others, his parents didn't take the credit, and pushed it all on him.

Listening to Wang Xiaochu muttering something wrong with the painting style, Yingwu understood that he was wondering about something.

In fact, it's very simple, which pair of parents build a positive image of their children in front of outsiders.

When you get home, of course, you're welcome, so is it still biological?

After a while, Wang Xiaochu seemed to have figured it out, and shook his head angrily and funny, and the corners of his eyes couldn't help but bend slightly.

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