Chapter 8 Let's talk about it
"Humph!"
At this time, a cold snort came from upstairs.
Looking up, the fourth-floor window was slammed shut, making a thudming sound.
Uncle Lin sighed: "It must be my granddaughter who heard it, and she can't hear it badly." ”
Uncle Lin's sad face really makes people laugh, and Uncle Liu will not let go of such an opportunity.
"Who told you to belittle your granddaughter so lowly, and say that people are not beautiful, where can the little girl stand this kind of stimulation?"
"It's not for her good, how do you get along with people like this? Eh, by the way, Xiao Chu, you and Xiao Xiao are in the same class, right? She wouldn't be like that in the class, would she? ”
"Ah...... This ......"
Wang Xiaochu looked embarrassed.
That Lin Xiao came here when she was a freshman in high school, she usually doesn't talk much, and she doesn't have any impressive performance, she looks like an ordinary girl.
Wang Xiaochu's own friendship with his classmates is only based on remembering each other's names, and he doesn't know anyone else at all.
"She's pretty good in the class."
What else can be said besides saying this? It's impossible to speak ill of people.
Uncle Lin also knew that he was talking casually, but it was estimated that Wang Xiaochu didn't understand, or didn't want to say it.
Depressed, he finally decided to sprinkle all his anger on the chessboard.
"Liu Er was stunned, go, today I will kill you without leaving a piece of armor."
"Lin bandit, you dare to call me a nickname when I was a child, and I won't let you play today!"
"Don't talk about it, you haven't stopped regretting losing in the past few days, so I'm embarrassed to say that you let it?"
Seeing the two living treasures sit on the stone table under the big tree, Yingwu turned on the taunt skill.
"Tsk, shameless, shameless, obviously I focused on transforming you, but you put the credit on your parents, wolf-hearted, ungrateful."
Wang Xiaochu's old face turned red and argued: "Doesn't that make you keep a low profile?" What about people who are too conspicuous to attract the Institute of Biology? ”
Institute of Biology? That's fiction......
In fact, Yingwu is quite low-key in front of outsiders, and only occasionally interjects a sentence, and others will only think it is a coincidence.
At most, I think this bird is very smart and doesn't think deeper.
The two old men chatted with Wang Xiaochu for a long time before he said a word.
"Boy, look, is this salvation? In the past, people didn't look at you, but now you have to marry your granddaughter, how can you thank me? Yingwu said.
"People are joking, you are still serious, how can you marry your granddaughter to me?" Wang Xiaochu said.
"At least the joke will make you the protagonist, can you think of you before?" Yingwu said.
Wang Xiaochu pursed his lips and ignored it, he couldn't admit it.
The history of heartache, blood and tears that have been enslaved by the British military in the past ten days must be denied!
Still, he was curious about the redemption that Yingwu was talking about.
"By the way, then am I considered to have completed my salvation?" Wang Xiaochu asked.
"Is it satisfying to be the protagonist of a joke? Young man, you are just ambitious, don't insult my noble parrot identity, you are just getting started. ”
Isn't it worth 20 yuan...... Wang Xiaochu complained in his heart.
"How does salvation come about?"
Yingwu spread his wings and raised his head: "Become a prostitute in life." ”
Wang Xiaochu was still very puzzled: "I'm asking if you have a redemption plan, I'm curious about how you make me a winner in life." ”
Yingwu snorted: "Didn't you quit?" Why do you ask so much? ”
Wang Xiaochu also pursed his lips and snorted coldly: "I haven't listened yet." ”
In the leisure time after lunch, Wang Xiaochu really didn't help Yingwu massage, and sat in front of the computer alone, watching the anime and smirking.
I also learned that the anime characters kept "talking one by one" there.
"Boy, you're going to be an adult, why do you still watch cartoons?"
Wang Xiaochu paused the video and said to Yingwu seriously: "It's an anime!" ”
"Well, it's anime, why do you still watch anime when you're so old?"
"Anime doesn't know what to say about it!"
"Can you speak normally?"
"Can't say anything!"
“……”
Yingwu gave him a blank look and walked to the computer.
He wants to see what this broken anime is so good about.
An hour later.
"Ahahahahaha...... Ahh ”
Looking at the heroic warriors dancing and laughing in front of the computer, Wang Xiaochu despised again and again: "Don't you despise cartoons very much?" ”
Yingwu paused the video and said to Wang Xiaochu seriously: "It's an anime!" ”
"Well, it's anime, why do you still watch anime when you're so old?"
"Anime doesn't know what to say about it!"
"Can you speak normally?"
"Can't say anything!"
“……”
Wang Xiaochu glanced at him, and after looking at it for a while, he was more energetic than him.
Yingwu finally couldn't hold back a laugh and said to Wang Xiaochu: "Don't say it, it's very good-looking." ”
"Right? You can't see the world with preconceived notions. Wang Xiaochu said.
"yes, it reminds me of years ago."
Yingwu's eyes were full of memories, full of emotion.
He recalled that when he was a child, he and a bunch of friends were watching a children's program, Teletubbies.
There was always a bunch of adults huddled around the room, watching more intently than they did.
The atmosphere was warm.
The smile is full.
When watching TV, there is no shortage of melon seeds.
Adults go out of their way to bring more income to their families.
Adults always said to him, "Adults don't really want to see this, but if you look at this, you can win the lottery." ”
Whew! It turned out to be all fake!
In order to be able to watch children's programs, adults come up with such a clumsy excuse, and adults are also quite hard.
After reminiscing, Yingwu pressed the play button.
So all afternoon, the computer was occupied by the heroes.
The room was filled with the loud shouts of heroes.
"Invade humanity! Say! ”
"That's right! Don't forget that you're here to invade humanity! ”
This is an anime in which a squid girl invades humans.
Wang Xiaochu muttered unhappily: "Cut, obviously the second middle school is better than me." ”
"Bold human beings, dare to whisper about noble parrots, and say it with their palms!"
Wang Xiaochu waved his hand indifferently and swiped the novel with his mobile phone.
"Hey, how can you read a novel with nothing to do? Hurry up and find this kind of good-looking anime for me. ”
Wang Xiaochu scratched his head: "What do you want to see?" Funny? Cured? Hot-blooded? ”
Yingwu said solemnly: "Animals invade humans. ”
Wang Xiaochu nodded, he found that he was not shocked.
Sure enough, the guy would think it was good because animals invaded humans.
The leisurely afternoon passed slowly, and a red glow floated in the sky.
A cool breeze blows the evening comfortably.
Spread your wings, and there is a coolness between the feathers.
"Boy, it's time to walk people in the evening, hurry up and come with me."
Wang Xiaochu's head was full of black lines: "Do you have the consciousness of being a pet?" ”