Chapter 92: Peerless Good Brother-in-law
Zhang Lang called the front desk and asked for two meals, and he was entangled.
Call to ask for clothes......
And it's underwear......
Yes, Fang has just experienced a kidnapping, and it is normal to be frightened into a cold sweat.
Zhang Lang can fully understand these things.
However, understanding is understanding, but it is another thing to really face it.
My sister-in-law asked me for underwear?
Even if you don't care about the existence of a man, you have to let me know who to ask for underwear.
"Ahem, Mengmeng, who do I want from your underwear, I'll even have your 'cup'...... No, I don't even know your size, and even if I tell the people at the hotel, they don't know. Zhang Lang was helpless, looking at the half-hidden bathroom revealing a good figure, his eyes were a little fluttering.
Although this bathroom has an inner layer and an outer layer, it is only a thin two-layer dark blue frosted glass, can it block a man's eyes?
And this man is also called Zhang Lang.
"Brother-in-law...... Uh, it's called smooth, let's call it like that......" With the sound of rushing water, Gu Mengmeng's whispered words came from the bathroom, "When did I ask you to call the hotel, I said that I was looking for you to call Aunt Sun and ask her to send some underwear, my phone is in the clothes, and the clothes are in the bathroom, you come and get it." ”
"Oh." Zhang Lang nodded, Gu Mengmeng was too generous, he actually let himself go directly into the bathroom, did he mean that he wanted to have something to do with his brother-in-law?
No, I'm a brother-in-law who is the embodiment of justice and love, and I can't have any bad thoughts about my sister-in-law...... That's not right.,Isn't the purpose of my Zhang Dacaizi going down the mountain to save the injured woman Lori in society? My sister-in-law is in trouble, of course I have to do my best to save it.
Of course, Zhang Lang can only think about such a great thing, and he will not say it.
You must know that the task of saving the world is very arduous, and as a savior, your task can be said to be a long road and a long way to go.
One can imagine how much pressure the person who shoulders love and justice and leads the unification of the galaxy has to bear.
Therefore, in line with the idea of pressure to bear it himself, Zhang Lang never said these things.
He is also very self-aware, and understands that if these things are said, they will definitely usher in the unreasonable "punches and kicks" of the girls.
After going down Sanshen Mountain, Zhang Lang also knew that this was a face-watching society, so he didn't say anything in line with the idea of protecting his face.
And after entering the bathroom, Zhang Lang found that he was wrong, not only wrong, but also outrageously wrong.
When Zhang Lang opened the door of the bathroom with piousness, excitement, chicken jelly and other complicated feelings, he found that the bathroom built by the two layers of glass of the pit father was a perfect block of his own realization.
Entering the first floor of the bathroom is similar to the view from the outside.
"Daddy ......"
"What's the matter, sister...... Husband ......" Gu Mengmeng asked suspiciously, she didn't really want to call the word "brother-in-law" when she was alone with Zhang Lang, this word was originally invented by Gu Mengmeng, who was her sister, who wanted to flirt with her sister Gu Mengnan.
But feng shui takes turns, this was originally used as a word to ridicule Gu Mengnan's name, but now it can't be changed.
Although she wanted to call Zhang Lang's name, she unconsciously put the word "brother-in-law" on her lips. Forget it, Gu Mengmeng has also thought about it, this is the legendary "If you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself".
She admitted this matter, but when she was taking a bath, she actually heard Zhang Lang shouting "Pit Dad", could it be that her mobile phone was not there? No way, but she remembers very well that when she took off her clothes, she threw all her underwear and jacket in the basket where she put her clothes.
"Uh, it's okay, it's okay, just keep taking a shower, I just want to ask, Aunt Sun in this contact is that person, right?" Zhang Lang's tone was a little hurried.
"Oh yes." Gu Mengmeng didn't think much about it and continued to take a bath.
Gu Mengmeng, who was taking a bath, would not know that the reason why Zhang Lang was short of tone and breathing messily was entirely because of the things in the basket.
I saw a few clothes quietly placed in the basket.
Originally, there was nothing evil about the clothes, but when Zhang Lang was holding the mobile phone, he inadvertently touched the forbidden things, which made him breathe a lot heavier.
Good guy, Gu Mengmeng has just come of age, so she actually wears ...... Thongs?
Moreover, the purple thong, with lace edges, is translucent, as if it is engraved with shredded flesh......
Well...... c'Shine the cup', very promising at a young age...... Zhang Lang was full of words, and his hand unconsciously stroked the underwear with the girl's fragrant sweat......
After twisting it, Zhang Lang put his finger under his nose and smelled it, the fragrance was faint, just like the lotus leaves blooming in midsummer, between the infinite green, but there was a faint pink, which was the source of the fragrance.
There are two small bumps between the underwear, could this be the source of the legendary pink scent?
Wait, I'm not a pervert!
I'm definitely not a pervert, I'm just taking an appreciative ...... Ahem, no, it's a rational point of view, let's check if my sister-in-law's underwear is dirty, if it's dirty, I'll help clean it.
I'm really a peerless brother-in-law, yes, it's that simple.
That's all.
Wait a minute......
Zhang Lang suddenly found that among the layers of clothes, the flesh-colored stockings were also messily placed on the side, if you look closely, there will be traces of holes, and they are broken, so carelessly.
"Hey, Mengmeng, your stockings have a hole, do you want me to talk to Aunt Sun and ask her to help you get a pair of stockings." Zhang Lang said very enthusiastically.
But as soon as Zhang Lang finished speaking, he suddenly felt that something was wrong.
"Ah, okay......" The sound of Gu Mengmeng's bath stopped, and she seemed to be drying her body, "Wait, brother-in-law, you wait for me......"
Bang bang bang...... Bang bang bang......
"Ouch......" Gu Mengmeng seemed to have been hit by something on the head, and let out a cry.
Zhang Lang didn't care about whether men and women were kissing or not, and at the moment the other party was taking a bath, so he opened the door and rushed in.
"Meng Meng, are you okay?" Zhang Lang shouted anxiously.
"I'm fine...... Gu Mengmeng rubbed her hands, it seemed that she had just touched her hand, and it was no big deal, at this moment Gu Mengmeng was wearing a bathrobe, and the slightest spring light was not exposed.
The speed of dressing is really fast, which makes Zhang Lang also surprised, good guy, if the girls in the world wear clothes as fast as Gu Mengmeng, then I don't know what year and month in this world, I can feast my eyes again.
"It's okay." Although Zhang Lang was a little disappointed, he was more relieved.
"Wait, brother-in-law, what are you holding in your hand?" Gu Mengmeng's eyes narrowed, and she hugged her chest and asked.
"What am I carrying?" Zhang Lang was stunned for a moment, looked down, good guy, what is this in his hands?
I don't know when, that pair of tempting ...... Ah......h No, it's the damn stockings in your own hands, and now you're holding someone else's stockings...... And he was caught by the owner!
It's a collection of the worst things in the world.
"Ahem, it's stockings." Zhang Lang replied with a straight face.
"Brother-in-law, do my stockings feel comfortable to the touch?" Gu Mengmeng chuckled, and her jade fingers gently poked Zhang Lang's shoulder.
Looking at the little sister-in-law who had just taken a bath and had a flushed face, Zhang Lang nodded with a straight face: "The feel is so-so, after the judgment of me, a professional, your stockings are not pure cotton, they are mixed with polyester and other substances, and the feel is far less good than that of pure cotton socks." ”
Seeing Zhang Lang holding his underwear with a righteous face and talking about the outside and inside, Gu Mengmeng's nose was almost crooked, Zhang Lang is really a good guy, he is doing such a ...... There is no shame in things!
"And how does my bra and panties feel?" Gu Mengmeng pursed her lips, since the other party is "shameless", then she should also be bold and fight poison with poison.
"It feels so-so, by the way, I'm going to call Aunt Sun first......" Zhang Lang felt that it was not quite right after answering, and said that none of the sisters-in-law in the world was a fuel-efficient lamp, and it was really like this.
In the seemingly brief dialogue just now, Gu Mengmeng actually dug out all her "crimes", which is even more Conan than Conan, and even more Edogawa than Edogawa.
If you don't run at this time, when will you run?
Wait, why are you running away, didn't I just help my sister-in-law see if there were any clothes that could be washed for the sake of love and justice? What a great and selfless thing to do, why run?
For a while, Zhang Lang was a little entangled.
On the one hand, he thinks he is right, but on the other hand, he thinks that if he runs, won't he just fulfill his crime? Isn't this making yourself like a real underwear thief?
However, without waiting for Zhang Lang to finish thinking about the question of running away or not running, Gu Mengmeng's face completely changed at this moment: "Okay, brother-in-law, you really touched my clothes secretly, you beast, you pervert, you rascal......"
Gu Mengmeng seemed to have a good atmosphere, and pushed Zhang Lang hard.
But the sister-in-law obviously underestimated the huge gap between her strength and Zhang Lang's strength, Zhang Lang was not pushed, but he was thrown to the ground by the reaction force.
Zhang Lang is not afraid of being scolded by Gu Mengmeng, after all, his lofty ideals of life are not understandable to normal people.
But Zhang Lang couldn't watch his sister-in-law get injured, so he said carefully, and a fish jumped and pounced on Gu Mengmeng.
Poof, Zhang Lang forced his sister-in-law to turn over at the last moment, Zhang Lang fell the slippery ground, and Gu Mengmeng slowly pressed on Zhang Lang's chest.