Chapter 93: Trouble for being handsome
The head, it hurts, it should have hit the head, and I am a little dizzy.
The chest, I don't know why, is very soft, it seems to be Gu Mengmeng......
Zhang Lang slowly opened his eyes, lost his mind slightly, and vaguely saw that his sister-in-law Gu Mengmeng seemed to be shouting something nervously.
But Zhang Lang couldn't hear it clearly, but he didn't expect it, even after the first level of the Yin Yang Divine Skill was advanced, the head was still a fragile part, and this fall gave him a lot of meat.
Is this the fault of the legendary handsome?
No, Zhang Lang is definitely not handsome, he just went to save Gu Mengmeng in a hurry, and now that Gu Mengmeng is fine, he is also a lot more relieved, and his unconscious consciousness begins to feel a little dizzy and wants to sleep......
"Brother-in-law, Zhang Lang, wake up, wake up!" As a party concerned, Gu Mengmeng certainly knew the whole process of the matter, and blamed herself for playing a child's temper and arguing with Zhang Lang about underwear.
Now it's terrible, Zhang Lang actually fainted directly in order to save himself.
Zhang Lang landed on the floor first, but his fragile head would not give his head a ...... if he fell so hard It's broken.
Gu Mengmeng knew very well that if it wasn't for Zhang Lang who pushed himself away when he was at the last moment, then now, it would be himself who fell to the ground, and it must be himself who was injured, not Zhang Lang.
Unexpectedly, at the most critical moment, Zhang Lang gave up his life and saved himself again.
How can such a person do the kind of "dirty" thing he thinks?
Of course, if Zhang Lang was conscious at this moment, he would be glad that Gu Mengmeng was able to think clearly about his dedication to underwear, but at this moment, he was still in a coma.
After shouting for a long time, Zhang Lang still had no signs of waking up, if it wasn't for normal breathing, the quiet form was like falling asleep.
But Gu Mengmeng knew very well that Zhang Lang was not asleep now, but fainted.
What to do, what to do?
Gu Mengmeng's anxious tears flowed down.
In an instant, Gu Mengmeng, who had learned a lot of knowledge about saving people, suddenly thought of a method, that is, artificial respiration and pinching.
In this case, it should be possible to wake up a person who is in a severe coma.
At this moment, Gu Mengmeng didn't care about what it was to be reserved, pinched Zhang Lang's chin with her right hand, raised his head with her left hand, kissed it all at once, and kept blowing.
Belch......
Zhang Lang's spirit recovered slightly, and in general, he was just a little dizzy from falling, but under the protection of the Yin and Yang Divine Skill, his coma was not a serious matter, it was just a self-protection of the body.
But I didn't expect that the first time Zhang Lang woke up, he found Gu Mengmeng kissing him!
Good guy, does it mean that Gu Mengmeng has had a crush on her for a long time, and she can't help but be furious when she sees herself in a coma?
Zhang Lang slowly opened his eyes.
Gu Mengmeng exhaled for a long time, and when she saw Zhang Lang suddenly open her eyes, she woke up slowly, and she was about to cry with joy, and she opened her mouth and shouted: "Brother-in-law...... Are you awake...... Whining...... Uh......"
Zhang Lang's gaze changed from confused to sober, from sober to shocked!
Gu Mengmeng's tongue actually took advantage of the void and entered his unconscious mouth.
Oh my God, what is this.
Good guy, has this world really changed?
Zhang Lang has never been a passive person, he has always liked to take the initiative.
At this moment, Gu Mengmeng was lying on her body, and it felt like the legendary body // Guanyin // sitting.//Lotus, that is, the posture / posture of the orthodox woman // upper / male // down/.
However, Zhang Lang didn't like this posture, so he had to fight back.
Shoot the man first and shoot the horse, and capture the thief first and capture the king.
If you want to take down your sister-in-law, of course, you have to start from above.
So Zhang Lang's tongue carried out an active strategic counteroffensive.
Gu Mengmeng was ashamed and anxious at this time, what happened to Zhang Lang's reaction?
Does it mean that I just woke up and was a little unconscious?
Gu Mengmeng was afraid that if she messed around or something, it would lead to adverse consequences, so she obediently kissed Zhang Lang.
It's just that Gu Mengmeng is a little strange, and it seems that she doesn't hate this feeling.
This is the legendary kissing, it turns out that this is the feeling.
It seems to be sweet and sour, without the scary or fearful that people say by word of mouth, nor the super mysterious as imagined, but there is a kind of slippery touch.
Slowly, Zhang Lang was no longer satisfied with the upper part, and his hand slowly attached to Gu Mengmeng's waist.
"Brother-in-law, no......" The sister-in-law's cry was not like a begging for mercy or begging to be let go, but more like the fuse of a thing.
Zhang Lang's sanity was on the verge of apocalypse......
Jingle ......
The crisp doorbell woke up the men and women who were indulging in a mysterious mental state.
Gu Mengmeng even exaggeratedly shuddered, pushed Zhang Lang away at once, and shouted half-concealedly: "I'll open the door." ”
"......" Zhang Lang slowly sat up and touched his nose, he should be the one who was forcibly kissed, and he should be the one who fled shyly.
Zhang Lang just considered that he was a responsible man, so he didn't run away, but he didn't expect Gu Mengmeng to escape.
"Speaking of which, when will I be able to escape the fate of being forcibly kissed?" Zhang Lang said with some emotion, feeling that he was particularly poetic at this time, and he wanted to write a poem.
But after searching for a long time, I suddenly found that I didn't know how to compose poetry.
In addition to what the unscrupulous miracle doctor taught himself...... "the bright moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the ground", "the enchantress's face is like a flower with dew, and the jade tree shines in the backyard"...... And so on and so forth, there is no good poetry to sing.
Now Zhang Lang fully understands what a book is, and when it is used, there is less hatred......
Wait, no matter what books are read and a lot less, what is the doorbell just now.
Zhang Lang wiped his face, the bathroom floor was wet, so he fell to the ground and lingered with Gu Mengmeng, and his body was also wet.
I don't know if it's sweat, water, or something else.
Zhang Lang came to the door in three steps and two steps, and found that it was the waiter who delivered the roomservice.
Zhang Lang hated it, but he didn't expect it, one misstep would become a thousand years of hatred, and then he looked back on his body for a hundred years.
I'm just shooting myself in the foot.
It turned out to be a self-ordered takeaway!
This is the legendary self pit himself?
If you don't have this roomservice, maybe you are now in the moon with Gu Mengmeng......
Well, if you plant it, you will plant it.
It's just that why didn't the waitress in front of him leave?
And why is it so familiar!
Wu Menghan!
Zhang Lang looked at the girl in front of him with some trembling, what kind of person is this, when she orders takeout, she is the one who comes every time.
At this moment, Wu Menghan is "preaching" Gu Mengmeng with a righteous face.
"This guest, your movements are too big, you are on the first floor, you can even hear a huge movement on the second floor, the customers upstairs have complained, I hope you pay attention to it and control it a little."
Gu Mengmeng looked shy, and she didn't know how to explain to Wu Menghan.
"Ahem, take a step to speak," Zhang Lang took the takeaway and handed it to Gu Mengmeng, "Mengmeng, you eat first, I'll explain to this waiter, she must have misunderstood something." ”
Bang.
The door was closed.
Gu Mengmeng took two boxes of lunches, looked at the door a little sneeringly, and muttered to herself: "That girl is also very beautiful, Zhang Lang won't ......"
As soon as she thought of this, Gu Mengmeng hurriedly shook her head and said softly, "What are you thinking about......
And at the moment, outside the door.
Wu Menghan hugged his shoulders with a playful face, looked at Zhang Lang and said, "Shout, Zhang Dacai is so romantic, I haven't seen you for a few days, so I will change my girlfriend?" ”
Last time at Gu Mengnan's house, Wu Menghan saw Nian Ke'er, and this time in Fenglin, he saw Gu Mengmeng. If the two girls are really Zhang Lang's girlfriends, then Zhang Lang's speed of changing girlfriends is simply faster than changing clothes.
Of course, it's a pity that the assumption is not valid, one of the two people is Zhang Lang's "sister" and the other is Zhang Lang's "sister-in-law", according to ethics and morality, they are both people who can't start.
Zhang Lang "ruthlessly" pressed Wu Menghan in the corner and said: "I said that I wouldn't leave, but I left again that day." ”
"Uh......" Wu Menghan looked at Zhang Lang's close face, but he didn't expect that Zhang Lang didn't ask him why he came again at the first time, but asked why he didn't contact him again.
Originally, Wu Menghan had already prepared a full stomach full of ridiculing words for Zhang Lang and Gu Mengmeng, but when he reached his mouth, he found that his vocal cords couldn't make a sound, and his nose was slightly sour.
Unexpectedly, he had already told Zhang Lang such a shady thing, and now Zhang Lang not only did not dislike himself, but regarded himself as a friend.
Wu Menghan also knows that people like pure and immaculate friends, and like himself, the hands of a friend whose hands are stained with innocent blood, there are still people who want to hold them.
Should I say that this person is stupid, or that his brain is broken?
Of course, Zhang Lang is neither stupid, nor is his brain broken, even if he fell down in the bathroom just now, Zhang Lang's brain is not broken, at most he feels a little pain.
Zhang Lang has more persistence and friendship for Wu Menghan.
After all, when she was in the Emgrand Club, a girl who met in Pingshui was willing to save this strange man, no matter what kind of thoughts the girl had at the time, but at least her approach could see that Wu Menghan's heart was kind.
It's just that the reversal of yin and yang is too weird, and it will give rise to a dark personality.
"Come on, I can't run this time!" Zhang Lang was "full of voice", grabbing Wu Menghan's arm with both hands, and he would definitely not let her escape this time.
"Don't run away," Wu Menghan pursed her lips very much, even if she was like her, she was already feeling a little shy at the moment, because there were more people coming and going in the corridor, and the two of them were in the corner like this, very much like cheating, "Can you let go of the ...... first?"
When Zhang Lang and Wu Menghan were in a "stalemate", a person suddenly came over: "Ah! Mr. Zhang, you ...... What are you doing, it's illegal, we don't have this service in our hotel. ”
"Service?" Zhang Lang felt fresh.