191 Sven the Scum (non-text can be indefinite)
Xiao Qinglang seemed to receive a call from her roommate Shan Mei in the morning, and she was anxious to urge her to take law classes, non-professional courses were elective, and only the two of them wanted to take this course in the dormitory. She kept talking, her voice was very low, Xiao Qinglang didn't hear anything clearly, just kept saying, "Okay." Finally, the phone was buttoned, and he turned over and fell into a deep sleep.
When the last person in the dormitory left, she took out her mobile phone from under the pillow and glanced at the mobile phone screen, at 9:48, there were still two minutes before the end of class, and it was too late to rush over.
She began to brush her teeth and wash her face, changed her clothes, took her meal card, and went to the cafeteria to eat.
Walking on the way to the cafeteria, Xiao Qinglang estimated that it was time for Shan Mei to leave the classroom, so he dialed the phone.
The meal card bag was hung on a chinchilla key ring along with the bedroom key, and she put her index finger in it, turning it around like an acrobatic, and it rang about ten times before she picked up the phone.
"Shan Mei! You rang so much to answer my phone, didn't you? β
Somehow, it was unusually quiet over there, Xiao Qinglang swallowed his saliva, thinking that the other side felt too strong, and cleared his throat to save his image again. But Shan Mei's unusually gentle and affectionate voice sounded, feeling like sweet and sour pork ribs wrapped in a layer of honey.
"Lang Lang, I'm asking the teacher a question here, can I call you back in five minutes? You wait for me, it'll be fine in a while. β
The key ring in Xiao Qinglang's hand made a free fall, flew off into the distance unrestrainedly, and successfully smashed into a person's head. She hurriedly hung up the phone and trotted over.
"Senior. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're okay, right? It doesn't hurt, it's not serious, I didn't mean to. Do you want me to accompany you to the school doctor? β
The great philosopher, her father once said that she doesn't hit a smiling person with a smiling face, so she put it into practice as a wise saying since she was a child.
The senior was holding the keychain with an angry face, looking around for the murderer, Xiao Qinglang apologized to him and kept bowing. It may be that she is sincere, and he was stunned for a moment. He handed her the keychain and pulled his companion to turn away.
Xiao Qinglang sent him away with tears in her eyes. Her dad was right, there are still the most good people in the world. At this time, the most appropriate time should be to sing a song "Grateful Heart." β
So she hummed her gratitude all the way to the canteen, and the canteen aunt who was cooking looked intoxicated as if she had found a bosom friend, and added two more ribs to her.
Nibble to the third piece. Xu Sha and Wenyi in the bedroom sat opposite her with a plate. She looked up. After disarming the alarm, greet them with a free hand. The mouth is still struggling with a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs.
Xu Sha knocked on her plate, she looked up at her with a puzzled look in her eyes, and asked silently. "What's wrong!"
Xu Sha glared at her, her willow eyebrows upside down, "Look at you like that, like a starving ghost reincarnated, I won't rob you, you didn't go to class today, right?" β
Xiao Qinglang swallowed the meat in his mouth, took two bites of rice and said, "No, didn't I fall asleep when you left, what's wrong." β
Wenyi had been eating silently, and Xiao Qinglang heard her say, "Lazy pig." β
She blinked, but didn't hear it.
"The professor who gave you a lecture in the law department has retired and changed to a new professor, and today the multimedia classroom in the library is almost crowded, and it is said that there are people standing at the door of the corridor, and the student union will go to maintain discipline, and those people say that they are standing there to see the scenery, and they can't get rid of it, you say it's funny."
She leaned back, full of disbelief, "Is it so exaggerated, more handsome than your Xiao Yuanbin?" β
Xiaoshi is a great talent in the music department, after graduating from this school, he became a teacher in the music department, because he was young and handsome and looked like Yuanbin, he was awarded the title of Xiao Yuanbin by the college and the foreign department. This is a popular figure in the university, and they took advantage of the position occupied by Xu Sha in their dormitory and audited several classes.
Seeing that she didn't believe it, Xu Sha took out her mobile phone from her bag, "Paste it, forums, campus websites, WeChat and Weibo are all about to go crazy, don't you know?" See, the table behind you, the table on the left, even the cafeteria aunt who just cooked for me is discussing, and the spit stars are about to splash into the dish, do you actually say that it is so exaggerated. Yes? β
Xiao Qinglang touched her nose, looked at it all over the front and back, left and right, ordinary eating and chatting, how did she hear what people were talking about? No wonder it's from the music department, and her ears are too good, she said that every time someone scolds her behind her back, she can hear it, and her feelings are smooth.
While she was flipping through her phone, Xiao Qinglang grabbed a few more bites of rice and nibbled on ribs. Wenyi looked at her sympathetically, Xiao Qinglang saw that the dinner plate in front of her had been cleaned, and the movements on her mouth sped up a few points.
"Look, that's it, how about it, handsome or not."
Xiao Qinglang took the mobile phone case she bought on Taobao and was covered with broken diamonds, looked at it carefully for a minute, handed her the phone, and said sincerely.
"You can suggest that the landlord focus on it, and the effect may be much higher-definition."
She and Wenyi glanced at each other and laughed.
"What are you laughing at, so happy."
Shan Mei walked over with a small satchel, and when she saw it, she didn't have anything in her hand.
"You're eating food for the good again."
She nodded, sat next to Xiao Qinglang and reached out to pinch her face, "Baby, I'm not like you, I don't get fat when I eat anything." β
Wenyi said: "So in the slaughterhouse, you are more popular. β
She raised her hand, and the text cooperated with her high-five, relatives, Xiao Qinglang looked at her gratefully, and almost rushed over to hug her thighs, Wenyi looked at her with a loving face, and because there was a table in the middle, she couldn't touch her head comfortably.
Xu Sha brushed the dynamics in his hand and said coldly: "So when you enter the slaughterhouse, she is the first person to be killed, who will invest in a person who has no income." She raised her head and glanced at Xiao Qinglang again.
"Oh, no, it's a pig."
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Wenyi propped his head and asked Shan Mei: "Did you go to class today?" β
Shan Mei seemed to be interested, "Yes, yes, yes." I didn't plan to go today, but I heard the limelight halfway through, oh my God, fortunately I went quickly, otherwise there would not even be a place for me to stand in the corridor. β
Xu Sha glanced at Xiao Qinglang, as if to say, "What do you see me saying?" Sample, you still don't believe it. β
"And then, then." Xiao Qinglang pretended to be very interested and asked.
Shan Mei's temperament suddenly changed all over her body, and she slowly turned her head. Softly looked at her weakly. Holding her face sentimentally, she said: "Then I called you, and then you hung up on me, and then you were named, and then you were remembered." β
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Xiao Qinglang still maintained that posture. Stick your head out. So when Shan Meiyi pulled his hand. Some weightless threw themselves at her, and she pushed her away with her index finger, and the expression was really disgusted.
Life goes on as usual. You can't skip the class you should eat, you should drink, and you can't escape the class you should take.
In the second week, Xiao Qinglang, who was sitting in the middle of the first row of the multimedia classroom in the library, was very nostalgic for the previous class atmosphere. Take the mobile phone iPad to watch TV and brush the web page, bring the woolen to make a scarf, sit in a group of three or five in the last row to fight the landlord, if they want, I can also create conditions with mahjong, this is undoubted. This is the university, which has ended the hectic rhythm of the college entrance examination and entered a smooth transition, languishing and corrupt.
She looked around, carefully covered her mouth and asked Shan Mei, "Meimei, why do they all look like they're going to eat me, I'm so scared, and it's not an elective course, why do so many people come to audit?" Isn't it a lecture? β
Shan Mei had already asked her admirers to help occupy the seats, if it weren't for the fact that Literature and Art and Xu Sha had a class in their own department, the two seats would have become three, and the Colosseum and the Colosseum of ancient Rome perfectly interpreted the law in the past and present.
There was a lot of noise in the classroom, almost two-thirds of them were girls, and the two fantastic classes last week had already brought this good-skinned teacher to a god-like dazzling position, Xiao Qinglang had also weakly resisted, sitting on the bunk bed in the dormitory, holding a positive point of view, "The liking of a person's appearance is not a long-term liking." β
It's a pity that the opposing debater won by numbers, and she couldn't distinguish three mouths with one mouth, so she had to be stupid, so much so that she didn't know his name until now.
Of course, if she had known, she wouldn't have come to this class.
A figure walked through the door of the classroom, and there was a deathly silence in the classroom, and the immediate vision of the vegetable market three seconds ago turned into an illusion.
The man stepped up the stairs to the podium, holding a stack of books in his hand, and threw them at random. Look at the shadows that can't be said to be chic.
Xiao Qinglang has more than 500 degrees of myopia, and he didn't wear contact lenses when he went out today, but he carried a pair of frames in his bag, but he only took them out when he needed them.
She was taking out her glasses when she heard him say, "Classmate, aren't you tired standing in the corridor?" β
The cheering answer at the bottom was, "Not tired."
"I didn't tell you to stand again, it's really unnecessary, hey, the classmate sitting by the window, you open the window a little more, and open it a little more."
He went to the window and turned his head, his tone was gentle, "Do you feel cold?" β
After getting a positive answer, he walked back to the podium, and more than two hundred gasps sounded below, including the one next to Xiao Qinglang.
"Lang Lang, did you see it, how empathetic, how humorous, how considerate, it was perfect, my heart was beating again."
Xiao Qinglang was speechless, and suddenly couldn't find anything to refute her, she pushed the frame of her glasses, lowered her head and pretended to read.
"Okay, let's take a roll call next, this is a big project, the students who are called don't have to answer, just raise their hands. As for the students who are auditing, the law department has a professional course, which is on the fifth floor 502, if you are interested, you can listen to it, as a legal scholar, I am really pleased that you are so fond of learning. β
As he spoke, he began to take a roll call, and there were already many embarrassed and reluctant people who slipped out of the door.
"Shan Mei." Shan Mei replied, "Yes." β
He nodded and glanced at her playfully, "The voice is loud, the golden throat treasure should be eaten as candy, but next time you just raise your hand, you don't have to answer." β
Xiao Qinglang was a little nervous, and he almost couldn't even hold the pen, because his palms were full of sweat.
"Xiao Qinglang."
He looked straight behind him as if he hadn't seen her at first, and his eyes circled around the classroom before falling to her diagonally in front of him.
"Xiao Qinglang, you are the only student who did not appear in my class until the end of the last class." With that, he closed the roll call list in his hand, stretched out his index finger and pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose.
Xiao Qinglang heard a gasp behind her again, and Shan Mei clenched her hand under the table, frowning in pain.
"So, come to the office tomorrow."
So the two classes were perfectly spent in a state of joy and worry, of course, there was only one person she wanted to feel sad.
Back in the bedroom, Xiao Qinglang lay directly on the table, completely out of strength, Xu Sha and Wenyi pulled Shan Mei and screamed and jumped, she turned her face to the other side, and continued her unfinished sadness.
Wenyi asked in a whisper, "What's wrong with her?" β
Xu Sha came to the chair and sat down, the keyboard sound "pop pop" sounded, and she burst into a foul mouth "kao" Xiao Qinglang then remembered that she was playing an online game when she entered the door, and it is estimated that the corpse has been turned hundreds of times at this time.
The demon factor in her heart grew, and she felt that it was really relieving, and then she heard her say: "It is estimated that after so many years, I found that there is a man who is more beautiful than her, and some can't accept it, so I was deeply shocked and collapsed after that, haha." β
Xiao Qinglang felt that the last two words were really ironic, so he rushed over to fight with her. Literature and Art and Shan Mei silently stayed away from the battlefield full of gunsmoke, and finally officially ended with Xiao Qinglang's corset buttons peeling off.
Literature and art pronounce the sentence in bed.
"Xu Sha vs. Xiao Qinglang in the one hundred and second round, Xu Sha wins."
On the second day, Xiao Qinglang finished the professional class of the Chinese Department, walked through the cultural corridor, and hesitated to count the floor tiles under the office building.
At this time, I saw Professor Xie, who was over half a hundred years old, holding the materials and preparing to go upstairs, so I went over to say hello and helped her hold the stack of materials that looked very heavy in her hand.
In fact, it's really heavy.
Professor Xie taught them ancient Chinese history, was a very relied on old man, gave humorous lectures, and took a lot of care of her in private.
"How about the magazine I introduced you, can you use it?"
She and Professor Xie stepped up the steps, answering as they watched their steps.
"Well, I submitted a manuscript, and it is estimated that I will get the manuscript fee when I see the journal next month, and the editor-in-chief is very good to me, promising that I will write a manuscript if there is a manuscript."
Saying that, he walked to the office of the Chinese Department on the second floor, and the professors and teachers all knew each other, so they said hello one by one and walked to Professor Xie's desk, Professor Xie took the materials and patted her hand and said, "Thank you for your hard work."
She smiled, she couldn't wait to stay in the office of the Chinese Department for a long time, but unfortunately when the days are long, this hatred is endless!
The law office was on the third floor, and she climbed more than ten steps with heavy steps.
Standing at the door of the law department, he tightened the strap of his school bag. (To be continued.) )