Chapter Seventy-Two: Really? IQ suppression
At 10 o'clock, Su Kexin knocked on the door of Wang Xiaochu's house.
Wang Xiaochu opened the door and met the smiling eyes.
Maybe it's a psychological suggestion, I always feel that Su Kexin's eyes are brighter than usual.
"Have you copied it?" Su Kexin asked him softly.
Wang Xiaochu shook his head: "Not yet." ”
Su Kexin smiled helplessly: "Then you continue to copy and return it to me tomorrow morning." ”
Wang Xiaochu shook his head and said, "It's really not, if I really want to write, I will take out the answers behind and copy them." ”
Su Kexin reluctantly took his workbook, and said in discouragement: "You can't write it, right?" ”
Wang Xiaochu smiled noncommittally, which can be regarded as acquiescence.
Su Kexin glanced at him helplessly, and stretched out his hand: "Then give me your exercise book, I will hand it in directly tomorrow, and I won't accept it from you." ”
Wang Xiaochu nodded and took the exercise book to her.
Back in the room, Yingwu was still lying on the windowsill, and said lightly without looking back: "Really don't leave a little room?" Figured it out? ”
Wang Xiaochu fell on the bed and said a little dazedly: "I don't know, but it's too late, so be it." ”
Yingwu waved his wings absently: "Do you think I should describe you as being at peace with what happens, or describe you as fending for yourself?" ”
Wang Xiaochu covered his ears without hesitation: "You go away." ”
"Then there's no way, I'll just laugh at you being scolded."
The next day, the weather was a bit overcast, and dark clouds slowly drifted in, obscuring the sun.
Layer after layer, thick as a lid, the sky and the earth were gray.
Seeing that it was going to rain, people carried umbrellas before going out, closed their windows, and their steps on the road became hurried.
The atmosphere was a bit oppressive, and people had no intention of stopping on the streets, and seemed to be in a hurry.
I don't know why, when the weather is cloudy, the sky and the earth become very quiet.
It's so quiet that it's calming.
Yingwu liked this kind of weather very much, and when he encountered this kind of weather when he was a child, he would hide in a small room and close the door.
Under the yellow lamp, leaning on the bed and reading a book.
There will be some snacks and a cup of tea with a light smoke next to it.
When you are thirsty, you will drink a sip of raw tea, when you are hungry, you will eat a snack, and when you are tired, you will put on some soft music.
No one bothered, no need to deal with anyone, cozy, laid-back.
Although I can't go out to play, I can feel full of warmth.
In a leisurely mood, Yingwu drove Wang Xiaochu up.
Wang Xiaochu lifted the quilt and complained in a daze: "You are more than my mother." ”
Yingwu waved his wings: "I don't have a son like you." ”
Wang Xiaochu sat up and asked seriously, "Who is my father?" ”
"You forgot you picked it up from the garbage?"
Wang Xiaochu smiled bitterly, he didn't dare to continue fighting, he had already become an orphan after just two words, and if he continued to talk, he might become an orphan.
He had no choice but to complain while putting on his clothes: "The alarm clock hasn't been called yet, you call it so happily every day." ”
Yingwu fought back without raising his eyelids: "Let's steal the fun, it will save you money for an alarm clock." ”
Wang Xiaochu was unwilling to fight back: "The crowing rooster is just fine." ”
Yingwu waved his wings indifferently: "The time when the rooster crows can't be adjusted as you like." ”
Wang Xiaochu continued to sarcastically: "Compared with a poultry, aren't you ashamed of your big parrot star?" ”
Yingwu said vicissitudes: "No way, now the employment pressure is high, the competition is fierce, one more skill and one more means of survival, I am also forced to be helpless." ”
Wang Xiaochu screamed and died violently on the bed.
Wang Xiaochu, who was flying to death, fell on his nose, and there was a wing on his delicate face.
Syllable.
"Don't think that you can successfully stay in bed by pretending to be dead, this trick can't fool me."
Wang Xiaochu was extremely annoyed, all of this was seen through, and he washed up in a gray manner.
Wait for the last procedure before going out - let Wang Xiaochu help him comb his feathers.
Wang Xiaochu didn't go out directly, but came to the window in a daze.
Raised his head and looked at the scenery.
He saw that everything was silent under the cloudy sky.
A few birds of unknown species flew cautiously in the sky.
The cringe-inducing appearance makes people feel their fear of nature, and they can't help but be in awe with them.
He's watching, and so is Yingwu.
After looking at it for a while, Yingwu said, "Okay, bring an umbrella, the dark clouds are so thick, it should rain." ”
Wang Xiaochu glanced at him in shock: "How do you know that I am hesitating to bring an umbrella?" ”
"Because I'm hesitating, too." Yingwu said.
It's strange that every time it's cloudy, he has to face the umbrella in the corner to fight his thoughts.
Bring an umbrella, it's a hassle not to rain.
What if it rains if you don't bring it?
In the end, there is a 70% chance that you will decide not to bring an umbrella and then get drenched as a dog.
However, Yingwu doesn't need to hesitate now, to put it bluntly, bringing an umbrella is inconvenient and uncomfortable.
But what kind of umbrella does he hold as a parrot? Let Wang Xiaochu take it.
"No, let me see the scenery again." Wang Xiaochu hasn't decided yet.
Yingwu resolutely denied: "Hurry up and bring an umbrella." ”
"Reason."
"Go home in the rain without an umbrella."
"What about umbrellas?"
"It's possible to trigger the protagonist event, maybe if any girl doesn't bring it, you can lend her an umbrella and go home in the rain."
“……”
Wang Xiaochu looked at the time, it was almost class, and he could only use a trick.
He tossed a coin into the air, reached for it, opened it, and looked!
"Front, no umbrella."
Yingwu glanced at him: "No matter which side you lose, your conclusion is that you don't bring an umbrella." ”
Wang Xiaochu refused to admit it.
In shady weather, it is pleasant to walk on the road without an umbrella.
Because you don't know when it's going to rain.
As long as it rains, you can openly ask for leave, saying that you can't go to school without an umbrella or money.
Wang Xiaochu walked slowly, looking up at the sky from time to time, and hit this ghost idea.
Yingwu saw it at a glance, coughed dryly twice, and hesitated to stop it.
It seems like...... It was nice to hide in your room on a rainy day and enjoy a warm moment.
I don't know if God listened to his and Wang Xiaochu's thoughts.
Smack.
It's raining.
All of a sudden, it's pouring rain.
Wang Xiaochu, who was still 10 meters away from the school gate, was overjoyed, and without saying a word, he dialed the head teacher's phone.
Bell bell bell ~
The phone tone was heard by the keen Yingwu, and he turned his head to look, only to see Wang Xiaochu's head teacher coming from behind.
He hurriedly pressed Wang Xiaochu's collarbone warning, but Wang Xiaochu glared at him.
"Hey, teacher, I'm stuck on my way to school, I might have to be late, I'm sorry."
A meaningful answer came from the other end of the line.
"Okay."
Wang Xiaochu immediately hung up the phone and smiled proudly.
"True IQ suppression, hahaha, you can't imagine that I'm only 10 meters away from the school."
He laughed and suddenly felt someone poke him.
I couldn't help but look back.
I saw his head teacher, who was holding an umbrella at the moment, standing behind him, with a cold gaze flashing in his eyes under colorless glasses.
“……”
The atmosphere was completely frozen.
Wang Xiaochu and his homeroom teacher looked deeply at each other in the storm.
It was only about 60 seconds, but Wang Xiaochu felt like 60 years had passed.
Eventually, he didn't look away.
"Teacher, don't look at me like this, I'll be shy."
The head teacher helped his glasses, without a trace of fluctuation, grabbed Wang Xiaochu's collar and dragged it away in the direction of the school.
"Shy of what? I've seen the woman of your parents. ”
(The chapter was sent out a few days ago, and the number of recommended votes doubled that day, and all of you gentlemen were exposed.) (But,I usually have to vote for recommendations.,Every day.,I see more recommendation votes.,I'll work harder to update~~~)