Seeing the success of the head teacher's anti-flirtation, Yingwu suddenly felt that this teacher was also a little cute.

However, Wang Xiaochu was miserable and was pulled into the office.

Wang Xiaochu still refused to accept his fate, and his eyes were pitiful: "For the sake of our relationship, it is time to meet our parents, just forgive me this time." ”

"It's good that I didn't let you kneel on the washboard!" The head teacher patted the table.

After 5 minutes of gushing ideological and moral education, the teenager finally escaped and came out.

As soon as he came out, he breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, I'm not her husband, God knows how her husband is usually tortured by her." ”

Yingwu expressed helplessness about Wang Xiaochu's focus: "It's all here, you haven't forgotten to complain, it's also quite hard." ”

Wang Xiaochu spread his hands: "What else can you do if you don't complain?" You can't ask me to praise her. ”

Yingwu nodded: "Of course I want to praise her, this is one of the few people who can notice that you are not air." ”

"Well said, I choose death." Wang Xiaochu directly leaned on the guardrail on the side of the corridor.

"Want to stay here and not go to class? Look at my Great Resurrection. Yingwu pressed his wings on his forehead and recited the resurrection incantation: "It is said that the general trend of the world will be divided for a long time, and it will be divided for a long time, and it will be divided ......for a long time."

"Are you talking to me about the Romance of the Three Kingdoms?" Wang Xiaochu complained about him.

Yingwu was inexplicable: "I'm talking about couples." ”

"Can you describe it like that?"

Yingwu said seriously: "That's how it was originally described, you see that everyone was not a couple when I was a child, and when I grew up, I became a couple, this is called a long time and must be together, and then after a few decades, Yin and Yang are separated, this is called a long time and must be divided, the general trend of the world, no matter what." ”

Wang Xiaochu deeply understood: "It turns out that I misunderstood Luo Guanzhong's meaning of his old man before. ”

Yingwu patted him on the shoulder: "Comprehend the spirit." ”

The rain covered the entire sky, on the grass, on the playground, and on the office building, all the time the rain washed away.

Along the low-lying places, rivers and lakes are formed.

Yingwu stood on the guardrail, breathing in the slightly humid air, the air was a little cold, from the tip of his nose all the way to his heart.

"It's so nice to be in this weather." Yingwu spread his wings and controlled the relaxation of his skin and muscles, and the hair on his whole body bloomed like a peacock.

In just a few seconds, the stuffiness under the thick fluff was blown away.

"Oops, you're fried again, don't blow up like this, it's hard to comb."

Wang Xiaochu complained, took out a small comb with professional combing from his pocket, and helped Yingwu take care of it in front of the guardrail.

The cool breeze blew, and a man and a bird were in the unmanned corridor, gradually forgetting the time.

Looking at the dripping rain curtain, exuding fluttering thoughts.

Suddenly, Wang Xiaochu's shoulder was patted.

When I turned my head, it was Su Kexin who was holding a bunch of exercise books.

Embarrassed......

It's morning self-study time, but Su Kexin, who is the class leader, has been caught and revealed.

Su Kexin's attention must be diverted!

Wang Xiaochu immediately made a decision, and chuckled incomprehensibly: "Speaking of the general trend of the world, it will be together for a long time, and it will be divided for a long time, do you know what it is describing?" ”

Su Kexin rubbed his eyes, yawned, and replied without thinking: "Couple." ”

Burst!

Wang Xiaochu was shocked: "How do you know?" ”

Su Ke didn't think about it and said: "When it comes out of your mouth, it must be a brain teaser, anyway, it won't be the words in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms." ”

After speaking, he rubbed his bloodshot eyes again.

Wang Xiaochu wanted to cry so much, why did even Su Kexin start to hurt him, was it because he was infected by the pathogen Yingwu?

Su Kexin looked very sleepy, and she didn't sleep well, Wang Xiaochu was embarrassed to ask, after all, the other party was a girl, and the relationship between everyone was not very good.

I had to say: "You can't stay up late in the future, it's not good to be teasing." ”

When it came to the "disfigurement" problem of teasing, Su Ke, who was a girl, glanced at him angrily: "Crow's mouth, bah, bah." ”

After that, I went to hand in the exercise book.

When she left, Wang Xiaochu couldn't help but shake her head: "Why do you have a different way of thinking than me, you will all understand it as a couple." ”

Yingwu said with a solemn face: "According to the latest research, there are only two kinds of people in the world who have different views on the same thing, the one with a large number of people is called ordinary people, and the one with a small number is called the mentally ill. ”

Wang Xiaochu glared at him: "Is it really good to scold people so tall?" ”

Yingwu innocently blinked his little black eyes, tilted his head and said: "Where am I scolding, this is the latest research of scientists, I just repeated, your mind is really dirty." ”

Wang Xiaochu knew that he couldn't talk about him, so he looked at him with righteous eyes.

Yingwu completely ignored it, looked in the direction of the office, and said lightly: "You still have to worry about how to deal with the problem of not making up homework for a while." ”

"Don't worry, I've scouted and there's no washboard in the office."

Yingwu glanced at him: "Who is worried that you have played with the head teacher, what I make you worry about is how to face your parents and how to make them less sad." ”

As soon as he heard this, Wang Xiaochu threw himself on the guardrail weakly, looking into the distance in a depressed mood.

"I don't want to ...... Just ......"

He didn't say any more, and Yingwu ignored him, continuing to appreciate the rare silence.

The bell rings for the end of class.

At the end of the morning reading class, students poured out of the classroom.

Li Wuliang was surging in the crowd, looking for Wang Xiaochu's figure.

finally found Wang Xiaochu at the end of the corridor, hurriedly came to his side, and whispered: "Although the idea is prickly, I still won it all." ”

After speaking, he also made a "yes" to Wang Xiaochu.

"Huh?" Wang Xiaochu was stunned, what was Li Wuliang talking about? Idea? Take?

How can it feel like a martial arts drama.

Although it is not clear why Li Wuliang went crazy again, Wang Xiaochu still politely replied "yes".

Li Wuliang stepped aside satisfied.

"It's such a strange feeling." Wang Xiaochu couldn't cry or laugh.

Yingwu said calmly: "You have to understand Li Wuliang, as a class bully, and he is developing towards a school bully, the road is bumpy, and it is inevitable that someone will beat his brain with a few sticks." ”

Wang Xiaochu felt that it made sense.

However, after a while, several more guys with blue noses and swollen faces came to him.

He knows that these people are all bad elements in the school, and they are all involved in absenteeism or something.

Of the guys who made fun of him two days ago, they were the ones who made the most trouble.

When I came to him at this moment, I thought I was going to make some joke, but I bowed to him and said loudly: "I'm sorry!" We were wrong. ”

Swish.

Countless eyes quickly cast around him, looking at this scene in shock.

Wang Xiaochu was stunned again, and in the face of the sudden situation, he pointed at himself in astonishment: "You guys...... Are you talking to me? ”

A few chicks nodded like rice: "I'm sorry, forgive us." ”

Wang Xiaochu: "......"

As soon as he wanted to say something, Yingwu's voice sounded in his ears.

"Their neurological behavior can be referred to Li Wuliang who broke his head, you just forgive them."

Wang Xiaochu didn't believe it, but so many people looked weird and embarrassed, so they had to listen to Yingwu's words: "Okay, okay, I forgive you." ”

As if they had been granted amnesty, they fled in a hurry.

Wang Xiaochu shook his head helplessly.

Then I saw that Li Wuliang made a "yes" to him again.

“……”

Wang Xiaochu reluctantly replied with a "yes".