It's a sad story.

Wang Xiaochu and Yingwu stood under a big tree in the far side of the venue, holding two ice creams in their hands.

looked at the exhibition hall with resentment, and his mood was as heavy as the college entrance examination.

"It's a lot of work." Wang Xiaochu muttered and licked the ice cream he was holding in his left hand.

In the face of the big sun, I was in a hurry and queued, and finally looked at the venue close at hand, but because I couldn't get in because of 5 yuan, I really had a super friendship relationship with canines.

Yingwu licked the ice cream held in Wang Xiaochu's right hand, glanced at the people who entered the venue in pairs or groups of three or five one after another, only Wang Xiaochu was alone, and couldn't help but shake his head and said, "If you have friends, you can borrow money." ”

Wang Xiaochu: "Blame me?" ”

"I'm not angry, how can I blame you? Actually, it's pretty good outside. ”

"Oh?"

"You see, we are in the reinforced concrete Sex and the City, facing the hustle and bustle of the surrounding dusk, standing under the green trees, eating cool ice cream, looking at the crowds of people, feeling a different tranquility, the slight wind blowing, refreshing."

"Really?"

"Close your eyes and feel it."

Wang Xiaochu closed his eyes, and it seemed that in this noisy world, he really felt a trace of coolness.

"Huh...... You see, that man is so strange, on such a hot day, under the tree with his eyes closed, the exhaust fumes of the car hit him, and he looked intoxicated. ”

Wang Xiaochu opened his eyes and looked at them lightly, what kind of eyes were they, as if they had seen through everything and were above the world.

He smiled faintly at Yingwu and said, "How do others understand our realm? Right? ”

Yingwu licked the ice cream comfortably, and when he saw Wang Xiaochu casting a look of approval at him, he smiled embarrassedly: "Oh, I tried Ah Q's spiritual victory method just now, but it doesn't work, it's really funny to stand in the August sun and blow exhaust fumes." ”

Wang Xiaochu said that he was hit by the heart.

……

Is this day really going to pass so peacefully?

Wang Xiaochu looked at the big tree above his head and thought, looking at the fine veins of the leaves, the dazzling light that shot down from the shaking, and exhaled softly.

The ice cream has long been eaten, and the only trace of coolness left comes from the public toilet and condom vending machine next to it.

Yes, there is a condom vending machine next to the public toilet, which makes people chill just thinking about it.

"Let's go back, it doesn't seem like there's any value in staying here." Wang Xiaochu was deflated.

"Young man, don't you think it's a good place to stand here and understand the value of life?"

"Shut up! Stop using the Spiritual Victory Method! You just want to eat another ice cream. ”

"Ahem...... "Ahem" was recognized.

Somehow, after becoming a parrot, he especially likes to eat things that he didn't dare to eat in large quantities in his previous life.

But now is not the time to eat.

Glancing at Wang Xiaochu, who wanted to go back, Yingwu smiled and said, "Don't you want to see how I make you meet other girls?" ”

Wang Xiaochu shook his head and said: "I guessed it, there were many people looking at us just now, and there should be parrots as well, and you want me to use the exchange of breeding as an excuse to get to know them." ”

Yingwu shook his head: "No, this excuse is too clumsy, it can be seen at a glance, and others will ignore you." ”

Wang Xiaochu said: "Then show your language talent and attract them to take the initiative to communicate, so that it will not be obvious." ”

Yingwu shook his head: "No, I didn't do such a dangerous thing, what should I do if my IQ is exposed." ”

"Huh? So what are you going to do? ”

Wang Xiaochu didn't expect Yingwu to think differently from him, is there any other good way?

"Boy, you have to remember that you only have a passerby's face, so you can't do what passers-by do, you must not take the initiative to go up and talk, and you can't let others pay attention to your pet, because your sense of existence is extremely low, and it is easy to be forgotten."

Wang Xiaochu nodded with tears in his eyes, Yingwu said it so reasonably, he was speechless.

"We have to do what the protagonist does, generally speaking, when the protagonists encounter the heroine, there must be an unexpected event to show the brilliance of the protagonist, and pierce the heart of the heroine's fawn in a second."

"According to the script, it is best to be a hero saving beauty, or just to play a decisive role in helping the heroine when she is in difficulty."

Wang Xiaochu couldn't help coughing dryly: "This is reality, not fiction." ”

"I'm going to give you an example." Yingwu glared at him and continued.

"However, the first sentence after the protagonists help must be the essence of the essence, which directly arouses the great interest of the heroine."

"So, you come up with a classic sentence now, don't expose the essence of being a passerby."

Huh? Huh? The topic turned a little quickly, and Wang Xiaochu was a little dazed: "Think about it now?" Why? We didn't even go to Comic Con, so what do we want to do so much? ”

Yingwu's small eyes suddenly revealed a bright essence: "Young man, I said that I would help you, I will definitely help you, be ready to pretend to be forced, think of classic words, I will go!" ”

Yingwu spread his wings and flew towards the venue.

Although it was very abrupt, Wang Xiaochu suddenly ignited, and looking at Yingwu's confident appearance, it seemed that it would really trigger the protagonist event.

If there is really a girl, what will he do to highlight the protagonist's high character, and what posture and tone will he use to penetrate her heart?

Wow, I feel nervous and exciting when I think about it!

Just as he was excited, he saw Yingwu flying back again.

Wang Xiaochu was so nervous that he almost heard his heartbeat.

Is the goddess coming?

Is the unexpected event belonging to the protagonist about to be discovered in himself?

But what if you're not ready?

Most of the people had already entered the venue, and only COSERS were shooting outside the venue.

Wang Xiaochu looked left and right, and felt that as long as his eyes drifted to this side, he might be the heroine attracted by Yingwu.

"Where? Where is the heroine? What is going to happen? ”

Wang Xiaochu hurriedly asked Yingwu.

Yingwu said seriously: "I have found a wild heroine, but I need two yuan as a seduction prop." ”

"Two bucks, okay."

Wang Xiaochu took out the money, looked up and caught a glimpse of Yingwu's sparkling eyes, and suddenly understood something.

Two bucks for an ice cream......

"Hey, please, can you just say what you want, lie to people all day long." Wang Xiaochu squinted at him.

Yingwu spread his wings: "I'm also helpless, you won't buy it for me." ”

"You're a parrot! What should I do if I eat so much ice cream and eat bad food? ”

"Who said parrots can't eat ice cream, you can't be racist."

One person and one parrot looked at each other for five minutes, and finally, Wang Xiaochu leaned against the big tree in frustration.

"It's really no protagonist's life, it's hot to death, let's go back." He said.

Yingwu shook his head: "The heart is calm and naturally cool, in fact, sometimes it is good to be a quiet passerby, continue to stay here and wait for the opportunity, don't give up easily, and there is air conditioning in the venue, which is very cool." ”

Wang Xiaochu smiled bitterly: "I don't have the money to buy tickets." ”

"Who said they wanted tickets?"

Yingwu crossed the crowd openly and flew into the air-conditioned venue.

Wang Xiaochu watched silently, silently, silently.

Sure enough, are parrots nobler than people?