Chapter 10 Anti-Humanity Center?
Seeing that he was about to get angry about the lunch, the tragedy that ended ahead of schedule was also fought by Yingwu.
"I won't tease you this time, I really won't call you, and I'll help you once."
"Humph! Tell me how you can help me and what I'm going to do. Wang Xiaochu put down the fruit knife.
Call~
Secretly relieved, Yingwu's eyes narrowed slightly, and said: "If you follow the previous plan, you still have to study a set of professional courses, and then ......"
"Huh?" Wang Xiaochu picked up the fruit knife again.
"Ahem, but, I have a quick fix that can directly let you hook up with girls, as for whether it can be done, it's hard to say."
"What a quick fix? You're not going to try to fool me again, are you? Wang Xiaochu was extremely vigilant.
"No, you don't even have to do a push-up, you just need to wait for the goddess to arrive under my arrangement."
"What's the solution?"
"This needs to be on a case-by-case basis."
"You're really a liar."
"I don't lie to you! I've promised many times that you're gambling on the dignity and pride of being a parrot, and you can rest assured. ”
"Is your dignity and pride worth anything?"
"Valueless!"
"Shameless!"
"Anyway, you can rest assured! As long as I'm here, it's guaranteed to make it easy for you to hook up with girls. "Yingwu is full of confidence.
Wang Xiaochu put down the knife suspiciously, pursed his lips, and didn't believe it much.
But there is a faint expectation in my heart, maybe I can really succeed?
He thought for a moment, then suddenly turned around and said in a slightly unnatural tone, "Let me state first, I'm not interested in ordinary girls." ”
Yingwu nodded with a look of I understand and I understand: "You know, do you want to have a big chest or a flat chest?" Mature or young? To ......"
"I mean personality......" Wang Xiaochu interrupted him through gritted teeth.
"Yes, you're looking for a girlfriend with common interests." Heroic forces locked onto the target.
"I'm not going to have a girlfriend, I'm trying to see how you do it." Wang Xiaochu reminded in particular.
Yingwu looked noncommittal: "Whatever you want, tell me where to find someone like you." ”
"Am I like this?" Wang Xiaochu looked dazed.
"Yes, it's a year like yours whose interest is novels, comics, anime, and games."
Wang Xiaochu was even more at a loss, how did he know what other people's interests were?
You don't need to fill in your hobbies.
Suddenly, he thought of something: "I know where there is a comic book like me!" ”
"Comic Con?"
"Yes."
Wang Xiaochu turned on the computer and searched for information about recent comic exhibitions.
"There's a mini-comic convention on August 28th, which is ...... Today! ”
Looking up, the hands point at 9 o'clock.
"Oops, it's almost time to start!"
After speaking, Wang Xiaochu put on his shoes and rushed downstairs, leaving Yingwu alone in the room.
yes, Yingwu hasn't figured out what Comic Con is yet.
So he took a look at Baidu, and it turned out to be a comic exhibition, and the name alone sounded quite solemn.
The scene of the exhibition of cultural relics unconsciously came to mind.
In the splendid hall, exquisite cultural relics are placed in an orderly manner.
People were well-dressed and polite to admire through the transparent glass, and from time to time whispered a few comments.
Peaceful, solemn, flowing in the ocean of art, a paradise of culture.
All kinds of tall and tall~
I didn't expect that the young people now have such good taste, and Yingwu rushed to the comic exhibition with Wang Xiaochu with longing.
Finally, half an hour after the launch, I arrived at the comic con breathlessly.
Then, Yingwu saw the chaotic venue and the chaotic crowd.
A large group of humans dressed in inexplicable costumes, holding inexplicable props, wearing inexplicable wigs, and speaking inexplicable words appeared in front of his eyes.
In front, a guy in golden armor, with one left hand and one right hand, said in a high-pitched and loud voice: "A bunch of mongrels, surrender at my feet!" ”
What a strong king's spirit!
Next to it, a girl holding a piccolo and dressed as a loli is raising her hand and shouting to a passerby: "Meow Pass~"
The passer-by also immediately raised his hand: "Meow Pass~"
Is this cat language?
And the one in the back, dressed in a black mage's cape.
The hat has a large "F" written in blood-red lettering.
The black pupils exuded a strong resentment, and the mouth was intermittently chanting some strange incantation.
"Evil will eventually be destroyed, the righteous judgment will come with the flames, and the spark in the heart will burn with the death of lovers......"
He actually has gasoline in his hands!
Yingwu asked Wang Xiaochu suspiciously: "Did you go to the wrong place?" How do I look like an anti-human evil. Teaching Center. ”
"This is the entrance to the comic fair, and they're playing their favorite characters from anime or games."
"That is to say......"
"Yes, Comic-Con is the place where the second level is concentrated, and this kind of cosplay is called cosplay, and the actor is called COSER."
"I thought I'd found the organization." Yingwu sighed.
Wang Xiaochu gave him a blank look: "I see that you really want to join the anti-human center and invade the human race......
"Nonsense, I've been persecuted by humans." Yingwu is a matter of course.
Who persecuted you, shameless parrot!
Wang Xiaochu complained that he couldn't.
Next was a long queue, Wang Xiaochu and they came late, and they were very late in the queue, so they could only wait boringly.
Yingwu was not idle, he looked at the guys in strange clothes around him, and thought it was so interesting.
Obviously wearing such shameful clothes, saying such shameful lines, and doing such shameful actions.
There was a dazzling light in the two eyes, and there was a sense of innocence.
Is this their spiritual world? A place called the second dimension?
As soon as he turned his head, sure enough, Wang Xiaochu, who couldn't lift his spirits in anything on weekdays, had a different color in his eyes just by being here.
Seeing that his interest was so high, Yingwu couldn't help but ask, "Why don't you cosplay?" ”
Wang Xiaochu shook his head: "I'm too poor to afford props and costumes, and besides, there is not only cosplay in the comic show, but also comic goods and performances." ”
He turned his head and saw someone changing clothes in the distance.
Yingwu was surprised, what is this costume...... Why don't you change at home and come back?
"Why did they come here to change their clothes?"
Wang Xiaochu said helplessly: "It's too dazzling to change out, what kind of eyes will passers-by have?" What kind of gaze will a friend have? ”
Yingwu shrugged his wings: "I don't understand your young people now, the children in the past used to call me Lao Sun in the streets and alleys with a stick, what are you afraid of?" ”
"It's not what it used to be." Wang Xiaochu showed a gaze that was more vicissitudes than heroic martial arts.
Finally, after about fifteen minutes, there were less than three people in front of Wang Xiaochu!
Looking at the already dense crowd in the venue, Wang Xiaochu finally exhaled happily.
In the middle of summer in August, it really cost lives.
The cold air in the venue had been blowing out from time to time, Wang Xiaochu reached into his pocket with satisfaction, and took out the 20 yuan that he had only bought from his mother in the morning.
Then he resolutely turned around, left the queue that had been waiting for a long time, and walked back.
“……”
“……”
"Eh, hey, what are you doing, Wang Xiaochu? After waiting in line for ten minutes, it's finally you, why don't you buy a ticket! You're fooling me! ”
Yingwu was in a hurry and chased after him.
I saw Wang Xiaochu stop, holding the twenty yuan bill tightly in his hand, slowly unfolding, and his eyes were a little moister.
Yingwu understood, patted him on the shoulder with his wings, comforted him and said, "It seems that you have grown up, and you know that it is not easy for your parents to make money, and you can't waste money on comic conventions." ”
Wang Xiaochu turned his head, with tears in the corners of his eyes: "No, the ticket costs 25 yuan, and I didn't bring enough money." ”
“……”
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