"There are so many neuropaths in the school, should we call and ask the psychiatric hospital to take them back?" Wang Xiaochu continued to stay in the corner of the corridor, looking at Yingwu meaningfully.

The British armed forces couldn't see it, took out Wang Xiaochu's mobile phone, put it on the guardrail, and dialed 114: "Don't panic, young man, I'll check the number of the mental hospital." ”

"Don't play dead! Tell me what's going on! Wang Xiaochu put on a serious face.

Yingwu blinked his eyes and said innocently, "I don't know what you're talking about." ”

The corners of Wang Xiaochu's mouth twitched: "Of course it's those few people who apologize to me, they are definitely not neurotic, there must be something wrong with apologizing to me, did you do something?" ”

Yingwu asked: "Why don't you say Li Wuliang?" ”

Wang Xiaochu said solemnly: "Li Wuliang has been abnormal since the beginning of school, and those few people laughed at me two days ago, which is obviously normal." ”

At this point, the phone was connected.

Yingwu said something to help me transfer to a psychiatric hospital, and then said to Wang Xiaochu: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just that those people who provoke me are unhappy, so I will let Li Wuliang educate them in ideology and morality." ”

Belch......

Knowing that Yingwu was to help him, Wang Xiaochu's heart warmed, but on the surface, he turned his head: "You are my pet." ”

Yingwu squinted: "Where are you spoiling me, Lin Xiao bought all the ice cream recently." ”

"I ...... I...... I...... I bought you for 20 bucks. Wang Xiaochu took out the old yellow calendar.

Yingwu said solemnly: "That's just your fantasy, the fact is that I flew from the distant sky, invaded your home, and took you as a favor, have you forgotten the humiliating history of being enslaved by me?" ”

"What!" Wang Xiaochu's eyes widened: "If you open your eyes and tell nonsense, I bought you." ”

Yingwu shook his head: "Scientists have proven countless times that human memory is unreliable, when the brain stores information, it can only store approximately, once it is recalled, the brain will automatically fill in the non-existent details according to experience, and people who fill in serious cases will have false memories and cannot distinguish between reality and illusion, this kind of person we call mental patients, teenagers, you have to recognize reality, otherwise it is very dangerous." ”

Wang Xiaochu was anxious: "No matter how much you talk about the scientific basis, it's all nonsense." ”

"You really have a mental illness, why don't you believe it? Wait a minute. ”

The cell phone was connected to the psychiatric hospital.

It was the ordinary staff who answered the phone.

Yingwu got straight to the point: "Hello, I have a mentally ill person here, I want you to pick him up, he is really mentally ill, I don't believe you ask him if it is, he must say no, I will give him the phone." ”

Yingwu sent the phone to Wang Xiaochu's ear.

“…… Excuse me, are you mentally ill? The voice of the staff came from the other end of the phone.

Wang Xiaochu snorted coldly at Yingwu, he wanted to trap him with this trick? Say loudly to the other end of the phone, "Hello, I am." ”

"......, please return the phone to the gentleman just now."

Yingwu took the phone, and there was an urgent word from the other side: "Please report the address to me, according to my experience, this is very likely to be a high-IQ psychopath." ”

Yingwu spread his wings: "You see I'm not talking nonsense." ”

“……”

In the end, Yingwu did not tell the address of the psychiatric hospital, and Wang Xiaochu was not taken away.

When class was approaching, Wang Xiaochu was lying on the guardrail and said to him with some blame: "What did you tell Li Wuliang?" Why would he listen to you to educate others? ”

Yingwu grinded his pink little paws, and said without raising his head: "I told him that this world is actually the world in the novel, you are the protagonist, and you can only increase the exit rate when you are your little brother." ”

Wang Xiaochu opened his mouth wide: "He believes it?" ”

Yingwu pointed at the guys with blue noses and swollen faces: "Didn't you see it?" ”

"How is that possible! You fool me, unless he has a bad brain, how can he believe it? Wang Xiaochu said that the IQ was not offline.

Yingwu waved his wings: "Remember when I first came into contact with you, didn't you particularly wish I was a god or a devil?" You don't even believe this, and it's not unusual for him to believe that you are the protagonist. ”

"Don't mention the history of the middle two blacks!" Wang Xiaochu's face was solemn.

"If you don't mention it, don't mention it, anyway, he believes that you are the protagonist and obeys you, don't thank me, my name is Red Scarf." Yingwu said.

In fact, Wang Xiaochu didn't believe it at first, you can't ask him to believe it, he will believe it.

First of all, he wanted to give it a try, but he remembered that Li Wuliang had nothing to do and posed yes...... It's really possible to believe it.

"Don't talk to others all day long, don't expose yourself by helping me, then I will be unhappy." Wang Xiaochu glared at Yingwu with some reproach.

Yingwu smiled slightly, and teased Wang Xiaochu: "Look at your coquettish appearance, just like a cat, and say that you are not my pet, and only I spoil you, don't believe you try to be coquettish with others?" ”

Wang Xiaochu's head was full of black lines, and his tone was low: "I care!" It's not coquettish! Your comprehension is beyond the sky! ”

After two lessons, the rain did not stop, and it continued to fall more and more, hitting the closed windows and crackling.

Billowing rain trickled down the window, blurring the world outside.

The trees of the grove were swaying in the wind, and countless birds shivered in the storm and nested on their already wet nests.

Syllable!

A bolt of lightning pierced the gray sky and descended on a nearby mountain.

Yingwu nestled on Wang Xiaochu's shoulder, leaning on his neck, nesting to look at the devastating scenery outside the window.

I don't know why, but he feels very peaceful, even if he keeps watching it, he will feel very relaxed.

Maybe it's because when the outside is full of stormy danger, it feels safe to stay in a clean, bright, separate room.

Especially when you close your eyes, the sound of rain rings in your ears, which is particularly reassuring and has a very peculiar hypnotic feeling.

Time flies slowly, but comfortably, as if a guitar is slowly playing a warm tune.

The boy was also watching, but his eyes were sloppy, not really looking.

"Are you still wondering how to explain to your parents?" Yingwu whispered in his ear.

Wang Xiaochu threw himself on the table, the focus of his eyes condensed back, and he saw the scene outside the window like the end of the world.

He just lay on the table, motionless, his eyes were full of dazedness and loss: "I don't want to make my parents angry, I don't want them to be sad about me, but this time I'm going to make my parents angry again, did I mess everything up?" ”

The voice is small, but the self-blame that can't be hidden in the words.

"Don't be so pessimistic, what do you feel when you see the world outside the window?" Yingwu asked.

Wang Xiaochu thought for a while: "The end of the world? ”

"That's not right."

"A typhoon is coming?"

"That's not right."

"Is there a Taoist friend who is here to cross the catastrophe?"

"Sao Nian, you've read too many immortal cultivation novels!"

"What's that?"

Yingwu sighed and said, "You should feel that things are already bad, but you don't want to make it worse, do you?" ”

Wang Xiaochu smiled slightly and nodded gently.