Chapter Eighty-Nine: Old Beasts Dare to Write Poems?
An hour later.
"Shuang Shuang Shuang, this poem of ours has finally been perfected!" 2b happily wiped his sweat: "It's really the emperor's heart!" “
"Yes, yes, so many of us thought about it for an hour, and finally came up with it, this kind of poem is really hard to imagine!"
2b nodded: "Of course, it takes us a long time to write ordinary poems, and such a strange scolding poem can't take longer, we think it's amazing to come up with it in this hour." ”
However, this kind of poetry also has its simplicity, that is, it can make the words right, as long as it has the taste of poetry, as for the meaning of the poem, no one will follow that, after all, this poem is used to scold people, and it is not to show literature.
"It's a compliment, hahaha, since the head of the water tune likes to write poems and scold people, then we will also write a poem to refute him, and want to slap us in the face, this guy is too young!"
"It's just that so many of us are still afraid of him?"
"Let him see what a real swearing poem is this time!"
Everyone was very happy, and finally decided to send out this poem by 2b, after all, 2b and the water tune song head have the biggest grievances, and it is the most appropriate for him to send this poem, and the slap in the face is also the loudest that can be hit.
Is this poem at the beginning of your water tune very good? I can write it in 2b!
Who's afraid of whom!
So, 2B also sent out a broadcast, which was supported by many fans for a while.
"You raise the turbid wine to the bright moon"
"It's like sorrow and disorder."
"Mixed hair shawl is a last resort."
"I'm tired of rolling the shutters."
This poem was created by them together, and when read vertically, it means, you are a bastard!
Since the water tune song head gave them a sentence I bought a watch last year, then they came to such a sentence.
Isn't it just implicitly scolding? 2b proved with his own strength that he can !! too
The speechless black fans who were originally bombarded by Nie Yu's poems saw the poem posted by 2b, and they all regained their spirits.
Is it amazing that the water tune song head can write such strange poems?
2b's broadcast has been spread more and more times, and the momentum is very strong, and it seems that it is almost catching up with Nie Yu's poem to buy watches.
"Hahaha, the 2b god writes so well, is this a poem, what kind of broken poem is the water tune song head!"
"Water tune song head, in the words of our 2B gods, that is, you are a bastard!"
"Hehe, I can't say how much admiration I have for the 2B gods, can you write this kind of scolding poem very powerful? We 2b gods can also be, who is afraid of whom! ”
"Get out of the water tune song head, our 2b gods are at war with you, dare to come out? I don't think you dare, coward! ”
"Get out of here and fight!"
More and more people are paying attention to the poem 2b, and for a while, it is also a hot place on the treasure hunt Chinese network.
"Hey, who do you think will win in the end between 2B and the water tune?"
"I think it's 2b, because the poem he wrote later, if he wants to fight, he has to write a poem like this."
"Also, this kind of poem is very wonderful, it's good to be able to write one, let alone a second?"
"Don't think so, I think it's more likely that the water tune song head will win, but people have had two holy poems!"
Many people are paying attention to Nie Yu's account, watching to see if he has any new broadcasts.
Let's see if Nie Yu can continue to fight with 2b.
Living room.
Nie Yu ate all the rice in the bowl in a few bites, and then gave his mother a thumbs up: "It's so delicious, it's worthy of being the mother of the strongest person in heaven and earth!" ”
"Of course, who am you mom and I, cooking is very good!" My mother habitually bragged about the cowhide, and then directly pulled Nie Yu's ears with her hand: "Hey, I said why do you like to brag so much, what is the strongest in the sky and on the ground!" ”
"Only the governor is allowed to set fires, and the people are not allowed to light lamps, Mom, you are too domineering, I want to report you!"
"Little rabbit cub dare to report your mother!"
"You two are really enough, I just want to read the newspaper quietly, don't you even satisfy me?" The aggrieved look on his father's face made Nie Yu and his mother smile embarrassedly.
After eating, Nie Yu lay alone in the bedroom, this is not called an otaku, this is called being able to achieve great things at home.
Well, that's it, it's not a house, maybe it shouldn't be.
"Oh, I'll go, you guys even wrote a hidden-head poem!" Nie Yu carefully read 2b's poems and found that they were better than his own!
There's no way.,I used a hidden-head poetry maker to get it.,The poems I got in the end will be some bull's head and the horse's mouth.,But the meaning of this kind of poem doesn't matter.,It's used to scold people anyway!
But it doesn't matter if the level is low, anyway, the correct way to open the poem is to scold! The important thing is that Nie Yu can have as much as he wants!
Hidden head poem generator, unlimited generation.
Since it's scolding, then we can't be more ruthless than poetry than who can scold, right?
Huh.
Nie Yu let the browser have invaded the earth's network, and he can also find the knowledge on the earth with a browser.
"Well, give me a hidden head poem, 2b, 2b, since you want to fight me, then let's see who is more powerful." Nie Yu smiled slightly and posted a broadcast.
Since the time from the 2b broadcast is not sung, the audience has not dissipated, and when they saw that the water tune song head was also broadcast, they were all in spirit.
This is the rhythm of the fight!!
"What did you say he sent to the water tune song head?"
"I think he's posting another strange poem like this."
"Wouldn't it? So soon, the water tune song head came up with such a strange poem again? That's a bit against the sky, isn't it? ”
"Just go and see!"
Many people have jumped from the 2b broadcast to the radio of the water tune song head, and want to see how the water tune song head copes with the attack of 2b.
At the same time, writers such as 2b also frowned, this water tune song head still dares to broadcast?
Could it be that he came up with such a strange poem again?
"Impossible." Lei Sudeng frowned: "It's only been a long time, so many of us have been thinking about it for so long, how could he come up with another song so quickly?" ”
"But he's broadcasting again."
"Not necessarily, what he posted in my bureau is not a poem, maybe it's because he's too angry, let's explode two foul sentences."
"I think so, too."
2b nodded: "It's impossible for him to write such a strange poem in such a short period of time, let's go, go and see what he is!" ”
Everyone checked Nie Yufa's broadcast with doubts, some questioning, some excited, some incredible, and some contemptuous.
But when they saw Nie Yu's broadcast, all their emotions disappeared.
Some are just surprised.
The water tune song head is meow, and he really writes poetry again!!!
Or is it a curse poem!!!!
"Old people march everywhere,
The breeder should be called by his name.
The wild magpie is too late to return,
I also know that the mountains are far away.
Dare to resign today must be done,
Written in light silk between several sheets.
Poetry Cloth Sail Ape Bird Look.??????? ”