Chapter 90: The Wind Pumping Water Tune Song Tou [I]
Seeing that the water tune song was a poem, everyone was stunned.
This is going to fight 2B to the end!!
And looking at it like this, it's also a strange scolding poem!
"Come and I'll take a look, the old beast dares to write poetry?"
"Poofhahahaha, water god, you are so bad, how can you be so insulting, haha, but I like it!"
"The god of water is mighty, what 2b god, the old beast also dares to write poetry?"
"I have to admire the first sentence of the water tune song, you are so bad!"
"Who can tell me how long it has been! The head of the water tune song wrote another poem like this! ”
For a while, the comments under Nie Yu's poem became popular, why, because this poem was ghostwritten, and the water tune song head was going to officially start a war with 2B.
You say you 2b can write such a curse poem, right? Okay, I'll write another song at the beginning of the song.
See which of us can't write first!!
"Ge Laozi." 2b scratched his scalp twice: "This grandson has written such a bad poem again!" ”
"What an insult to us poets!".
"That's it, poetry is used to scold people, any old beast dares to write poetry, it's so unreasonable!!"
These people now have completely forgotten that they also used this poem to scold Nie Yu, and only remember that Nie Yu scolded them.
I really didn't expect that the water tune song head could write such a poem again, and in such a short time?
How the hell did his brain grow? Born to curse???
Nie Yu's fans began to call 2b, but 2b and the others were silent.
Now they are together again to think about poetry, paralyzed, it's really troublesome to think about this kind of poetry!
You wrote two songs in such a short period of time, isn't it a pit man!
The most speechless thing is that 2b and others must also write another poem like this to refute the water tune song head.
Because only in this way can it be regarded as a real refutation, if it is just a few foul words, or if you don't make a sound, it is nothing more than admitting your own failure, and the literati are light, and they don't believe that they are not as good as the water tune song head.
Isn't it just to write scolding poems, you write the second song at the beginning of the song, and we can too.
"Think about it, maybe you can use the poems of the Heavenly God Continent to mix it up."
"It's a good idea, but it's hard to figure it out."
"It's so troublesome, damn water tunes the song head, we don't have any preparation at all."
At the same time, Nie Yu looked at the screen in front of him and smiled: "Compared with me, you are a little tired." ”
"Since you want to play, let's play bigger." Nie Yu suddenly laughed even more happily, if someone saw Nie Yu now, he would definitely think that this was a certain middle and second disease patient who was sick, looking at the air in front of him and smirking, and laughing like the second goods What is it for.
2b and the others were still thinking about the poems, and another broadcast was sent out under the username of the water tune song head, which caught everyone off guard.
How long has it been? It's only been for a long time!
The water tune song head actually broadcast again???
"It's really interesting today, what do you say about the hair of the water tune song this time?"
"I'm betting on the god of five cents, it's absolutely nonsense!"
"I'm betting a day on god coins, and the water tune song head is writing this kind of strange scolding poem again!"
"If he writes another curse poem in such a short time, I don't want to say anything more, I just want to sacrifice my knee."
The final result is obvious, Nie Yu accepted their knees, anyway, he has a hidden-head poetry generator, and he can have as many hidden-head poems as he wants.
But when everyone saw Nie Yufa's poem, they were speechless.
He scolded the same sentence, and the old beast dared to write poetry!
But this poem is more sensational than the above poem, because his swearing sentence is in the last word.
Can it still be like this??
Yaya, it's amazing enough that the first word of each sentence can be scolded, and the last word can also be connected?
Seeing the poem with the hair of the water tune, 2b and the others don't want to spend their brains writing the poem, they want to write it, how long will it take, but what about this water tune song head? It's only been a long time, not even ten minutes, and he wrote a hidden poem so quickly, how did his brain grow.
And now the difficulty of this poem is far more than the previous Tibetan poem.
Because he is the last word to be connected, not the first word.
"Give books to praise the fathers, chickens and bandits.
Autumn comes to prosper, and the thin life is also known.
I didn't dare to laugh and cry, I used to write it with Yinhan.
Leak for landscape poetry???? ”
Seeing this poem, everyone doesn't want to say anything more, look at this kind of poem.
No one will look at what he means, because this kind of poem is not meant to show his pen power, but only to see if he can rhyme or not, whether he has the feeling of poetry.
The most important point is whether he is swearing!!
If you read the last word of this poem together, even old brutes dare to write poems!
The water tune song head is a mockery of the other way 2b!
It's a loss, it's a loss!
"Scum!!! Scum!!! "2b There's no way out, write poetry? Where is this poetry! This is pure swearing!
According to this form, they can't scold this water tune song head at all, this guy is like a natural scolder.
The angry 2B and others had no choice but to raise the banner of the cultural world to criticize Nie Yu.
"What is poetry used for, it is used to cultivate sentiment, in the face of such an extremely bad practice of water tune song head, turning such an infectious thing as poetry into such a vulgar thing, I feel deeply sad, the sadness of the literary world!" This is from someone at the bottom of the writers' association.
"Today's literary world has been infected by a foul smell, and some words that can't be put on the stage are sent out in the name of writing poetry, which makes people feel disgusting." This is an author's post.
"This kind of person who does not respect poetry and literature should be banned!"
"This kind of scum in the literary world, we want to reject him!!"
"These poems written at the beginning of the water tune song have no literary level, they are simply scolding for the sake of scolding, and they should be ostracized!"
These people have all published their own broadcasts one by one, there is no way, they can't scold them and scold the water tune song head, this guy writes poems too fast, ten minutes, ten minutes can scold people, this speed makes people feel intimidating.
But if you can't scold, we'll reject you!!
Sure enough, many readers chose the idiot water tune song head, and the novels he wrote were all unbearable.
But Nie Yu doesn't care about these black fans, there are only two things he wants to do now, 1, to make his loyal fans happy. 2. Teach these people a lesson!
Since these people say that the scolding poems they write are not literary and artistic, then okay, let's have a little artistic.
"Another water god, I still want to see a slap in the face!"
"Can our water god's emperor-level skills still be used? Is it okay to write a song? ”
"Let's have a song, let's have a song! Let's have a literary song and let them see it! ”
"The god of water can't write, right? After all, two poems have already been posted, and one is the first word and the other is the last word, so it is a little embarrassing to write it in such a short period of time, and it must have a literary taste? ”
"That's right, it's too embarrassing for the water god, isn't it?"
"Don't be embarrassed, don't be embarrassed, the water god is never afraid of embarrassment!"