Recap: In the chaotic ancient era, the evil Dark Lord wanted to expand his power in the human world, and the Witch of Light, who represented justice, vowed to expel all darkness. The two had a desperate fight, just when it was inseparable, the gods of the heavenly realm suddenly rained down the stone rain to destroy the human world, and the two people who hated each other in order to protect the human world, killed the nine layers of clouds together, leveled the gods of the heavenly realm, and the world was finally peaceful. When the two return to their homeland, they find a mysterious mark, and they embark on an expedition to find the legendary and mysterious dragon treasure.

"Blade of Light!" In the alley, Worm Ting grabbed a branch and waved it around, and then said, "Okay, the evil big spider spirit has been killed by me." ”

"Hmph, if it weren't for my Dark Shield, you would have died at the hands of monsters." Long Kui said.

"Nonsense, my blade of light can...... It can blind the eyes of all living things. ”

"But it doesn't work for me."

Let's skip this kind of indifferent plot, Lu Su squatted at the first-class seat - behind the trash can and was secretly anxious, this smell is not good.

In fact, Lu Su just drew some random arrows on the wall in the morning and wrote some puzzle-solving things, of course, they were all simple tricks. Sure enough, the children's brain replenishment ability is powerful, and in their eyes, these marks have become a hint for the mysterious person to guide them to find the treasure of the dragon.

"Keep coming out." Worm Ting waved a branch.

"Good!"

The two of them put forward movements, although naïve, but very staged, deeply embodying the essence of "three or five people with thousands of troops, seven or eight steps with thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains", I don't know if the earliest dramatists are also hiding behind the trash can to observe the inspiration of children playing games.

"We've been gone for five days and five nights." Insect Ting said.

"You're poisoned." Long Kui said.

"Why am I poisoned?"

"You stepped on poisonous grass on the road, so you were poisoned."

"Why don't you?"

"Because I have the shield of darkness!"

"No, it's so unfair."

"Hurry up, poison quickly, I have an antidote."

"Is there really an antidote?" Worm Ting confirmed seriously, can this kind of thing be taken so seriously?

"There really is!" Long Kui replied earnestly.

The two returned to the plot, and Worm Ting clutched her chest and said, "Ah, I'm poisoned!" "If you step on poisonous weeds, you should cover your feet, forget it, don't take it seriously.

"You've hit the Seven Steps of Broken Intestine Grass."

This grass is really high-grade, and it is the same as the name of the medicine.

"So what to do?"

"Don't be afraid, I have an antidote." Long Kui fumbled in his pocket and muttered, "Where's the chocolate?" Then he said, "Ah, the antidote just fell into the Dadu River." ”

The Long March!

"What then? I'm going to die. Insect Ting said.

"What to do, what to do?" Long Kui scratched his head and thought of a way, looking like he was in trouble, just make up a random one to use the power of darkness to export the toxin, Lu Su was anxious for him in the dark.

"Ah, there it is!" Long Kui ran to the side and made a weeding action, isn't this a grass that can't be stepped on? Is it okay to pull it out by hand? What is the pharmacology of BUG?

"The so-called seven-step intestinal grass can only walk seven steps after poisoning and you will die! So I have a brilliant idea! ”

"What?"

"Eat a hundred, and you'll be able to walk 700 steps!"

Lu Su almost vomited blood.

"I see, what a great idea!" Worm Ting nodded and said.

"Open your mouth!"

"Ahh

After feeding Worm Ting a hundred poisonous weeds, she can actually leave...... According to this divine logic, what should I do after 700 steps, and then go back and pick it again?

However, the two children were not as entangled as Lu Su at all, and this level was over. After walking for "four days and four nights," Long Kui said: "It seems that there is a demon pig valley in front." ”…,

"Ah, the legendary Demon Pig Valley, is it the Demon Pig that killed the god Zhao Ji back then?"

"Exactly!"

What a magical worldview!

"This demon pig is very evil, its whole body is covered with thorns, it burns with red flames, it is so big!" Long Kui exaggeratedly gestured, "Bigger than an elephant." ”

"It's okay, I'm not afraid of fire."

"Stop!" Long Kui said.

"What's wrong again?"

"You're a Witch of Light now, and you're afraid of fire."

"The Witch of Light is not afraid of fire."

"No, that's too bad."

"Okay, I'm afraid of fire!"

So, the two stepped into this valley of demon pigs, but the groping look seemed to be entering a cave, and Long Kui said, "It's so dark here, quickly cast your light spell." ”

"Okay, Light...... Whatever, I can see it now. ”

"Oh my God, the demon pig is right behind you."

"I'll resist."

Worm Ting turned around to resist the demon pig, her body was as if she had been hit by a transparent truck, and let out a "wow" sound: "It's so powerful, I actually have to use one percent of my mana to resist." ”

Are you praising the magic pig or yourself?

"Demon pigs have fire." Long Kui reminded in a whisper.

"Oooh...... Ah, come and save me, its fire is going to smoke me black. ”

Isn't she still not afraid of fire, but with her life experience, she can't imagine what it's like to be burned by fire.

"Spear of Darkness, I'll pierce!"

"I'm flashing."

"Hammer of Darkness, I'll smash it!"

"I'll flash again."

Long Kui is playing two roles in one person, it turns out that the magic pig can talk.

The two of them fought fiercely with the demon pig, and Lu Su couldn't stand it anymore, how long will this be fought...... He looked into the trash can, and there was a high-heeled shoe lying on top, picked it up and threw it against the wall, and it fell between the two children with a "chirp".

"Huh?" Insect Ting looked up at the sky.

It was still Long Kui who reacted quickly: "Oh, this is Pan Shen's high heels." ”

Can Pan's feet wear high heels? Could it be that it collects?

"The demon pig has been stoned to death!"

"Great, we made it through this terrible valley."

"Let's roast the demon pig and eat it."

"Okay, I'm hungry for a long time."

At this moment, an aunt carrying a vegetable basket passed by the alley, bent down to tie her shoelaces as she passed by the two children, and left.

After seeing the aunt leave, Long Kui said, "The cyclops snatched the corpse of the demon pig. ”

"Take it, take it, I'm not hungry anyway." Insect Ting said.

You said you were hungry just now.

So the two of them went on again, and walked for "seven days and seven nights", and arrived at the place where the treasure was buried, where a puzzle was written: "Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to kill a group of prisoners, because he was bored with murder, and he came up with an idea to let each prisoner say a word, and if it was true, he would cut off his head, and if it was a lie, he would be hanged, and all the prisoners were killed one by one, and the last prisoner said a word, and the king had to release him, little friend, do you know what he said?" ”

The correct answer is, "You're going to hang me!" "Because if you cut off your head, this sentence is a lie, you can't cut off your head, and if you hang it, it's true, and you can't hang it...... Is there really such a boring king in the world?

The two children arrived at the burial place of the Dragon Treasure and stared at the puzzle on the wall in a daze, Lu Su wondered if this dilemma was too difficult?

After an awkward silence, Long Kui suddenly said, "Ah, here we are. ”

"It's such a big palace, and the walls are clean." Worm Ting made a look up.

"yes, it's clean." …,

Ay? Was the puzzle automatically ignored, Lu Su suddenly felt very frustrated, and obviously used "Little friend, you know...... This kind of children's program-style questioning.

"Wow, what a treasure, you see, there is a throne there, a skeletal king with a crown, and a ring full of jewels on his ten fingers, and a robe of gold thread. Once a rich kingdom, it was destroyed overnight by dragons and turned into a lost land. Long Kui described it vividly, and even Lu Su felt quite presence, is it that the demon of the spirit class has a natural sensitivity to language.

"Then let's take the treasure and leave, don't wake the dragon up."

"Okay, Dark Dimension Bag, I'm going to put all the treasures in it."

O insatiable thief.

"Ah, the dragon is hiding under the mountain of treasure, and it has been woken up." Long Kui said.

At this time, Worm Ting said in a low voice, "We're going home to cook." ”

"Oh."

"It's asleep again, let's take the treasure and go home for dinner."

"Okay, let's go."

So, the Witch of Light and the Demon of Darkness took all their treasures and left the land without alarming the dragon, ending happily.

This plot is too perfunctory, if it is placed in the cinema, will more than half of the audience jump up and scold the street?

Lu Su ran back and told Jin Duan about today's harvest, she smiled and said, "You are really boring, you have been squatting all morning." ”

"It's fun, it's more fun than reading a novel."

While eating, Long Kui was still pondering the question on the wall, and muttered, "What did that prisoner say, so that the king would not kill him?" ”

Lu Su replied casually: "It must be something that is not true or false, such as 'I want to say a lie!'" Or, 'You're going to hang me!' Got it? ”

"Hey, how do you know what's wrong, isn't ......?"

"No, no, how could I do such a boring thing!" Lu Su hurriedly buried his face in the rice bowl.

"Obviously you did it!"