The illusory fight between children is very interesting, one morning Lu Su went to buy steamed buns on the order of Jinduan, and suddenly saw Worm Ting and Long Kui arguing in the alley, so he watched curiously in the corner.

"Die, Great Devil, my light attack cannot be dodged." Worm Ting launched an "attack".

"Humph!" Long Kui wrapped his cloak, "My black cloak can absorb all attacks. ”

What is it, Lu Su smiled secretly.

"Yes, but my wand of light can neutralize everything!" She waved a cupola cannon she had picked up, "Wand of Light, activate!" ”

Isn't it ineffective when all props are activated? Infinite contradictions.

Sure enough, Long Kui's clever little head discovered this bug, and he sneered: "Then your wand is also invalid, Witch of Light." ”

What a name!

"Ahh Worm Ting was stunned, "Wrong, only it itself is exempt, because the wand of light was refined from the furnace of Taishang Laojun." ”

Journey to the West is messed in!

"Really? Then my black cloak is also refined from the furnace of Taishang Laojun, and your attack is ineffective against me! ”

"Mine is the first to be refined."

Nonsense, the nine-foot nail rake is earlier than yours.

"Because it is Lao Jun's early product, the effect is worse than mine. Die, Witch of Light! Dark Light! ”

Logical attack scores, and Worm Ting loses...... But what kind of trick is Dark Light, and it's a contradiction.

Worm Ting threw away the "Wand of Light" and stretched out her hands: "Shield of Light, activate!" ”

"It's useless, the light of darkness can penetrate everything!"

"The shield of light can withstand everything."

Random settings.,What a hanging thing.。

"So, can you resist my Darkest Sword?" Long Kui grabbed the "Wand of Light" on the ground and waved it in a "hi-hi" manner.

"Wow, that's amazing!" Worm Ting resisted, and suddenly grabbed the "Sword of the Darkest" with one hand, "Haha, I caught it." ”

"You've been tricked, big idiot, the power of the darkest has poured into your veins, and you're going to fart to death!"

Fart to death? Strange plaything, and such an awesome name!

"Then I'll plug my ass with a cork of light!"

The cork of light, even more Nimachi! Did the Witch of Light still anticipate such a scenario?

"Drink! Triple the power of darkness, the cork is ineffective! ”

"Drink! Triple cork with butt tucked tightly. ”

This fight is awesome!

The defense is almost over, and Worm Ting is going to eliminate the darkness on behalf of the light, and she poses a peculiar shape: "The battle armor of light, transform!" Ka, ka, ka! "While simulating the effect sound of transformation, he posed for a variety of silly poses with a collapsing image.

"Well, it's time to show my true skills! Dark Warframe, transform! Ka, ka, ka, ka! ”

"Hey, why are you more vocal than me?" Insect Ting asked.

"Because I have a dark spear on this part." He pointed to little JJ's location, "You don't, so there's no armor in this place." ”

How ugly this armor is!

"Oh, I see!" Insect Ting nodded seriously, looking like an actor who had confirmed the details of the script with the director.

After a short plot jump, the two returned to the fight, one muttering, "Dark Demon King, suffer death!" Another muttered, "Eat, Witch of Light!" ”

"Stop!" Worm Ting stretched out her hand.

"What's wrong?" Long Kui asked.

"The Dark Demon Lord can't shout such obscene words, you have to say, 'Go die'!"

"Oh, I see."

"Come again!"

You're really filming, where is the camera?

"Suffer death, Witch of Light!"

The two rushed together, symbolically waving their fists, but in fact neither really did they move, where did this tacit understanding come from? It's incredible. …,

This kind of indifferent fight was actually different, and Worm Ting suddenly shouted: "Holy Fist of Light!" ”

"Ahh Long Kui looked injured and threw up blood and fell to the ground.

"Great Demon King, you have been poisoned by the Holy Fist of Light, and you will burp to death."

What kind of poison is this, you two are taught by a master.

"Well, I lost today's battle, and I'll be back in twenty years."

Twenty years later, will it be another heroic bridge?

The two separated, and after less than twenty seconds, Long Kui jumped onto the trash can: "Okay, twenty years have passed, Witch of Light, do you remember me?" ”

"Are you...... The Dark Lord? ”

With this look of surprise, are you a goldfish with only seven seconds of memory?

"I'm here to get revenge on you."

"I won't let you succeed, suffer death, Holy Fist of Light!"

"Haha, I've become one with the darkness, and all attacks won't work against me."

This anti-heaven attribute, then don't fight!

"But you don't know, I haven't wasted these twenty years, and my holy light can drive out all darkness!" Said these lines with dignity and awe.

In fact, to expel all darkness, ordinary fluorescent lamps can also do it, Lu Su complained in his heart.

"So, can you dispel the darkness that has become a physical entity?" Long Kui jumped down and picked up a brick, "Try my dark ...... Dark ......" was exhausted, and it took a long time to hold back a sentence, "Dark toast!" ”

"I've never heard of this thing."

"Of course you haven't heard of it, this is the first thing I developed, do you dare to eat it?"

"Am I afraid of you? I'll eat it for you now. ”

This IQ is really urgent, little witch of light.

Worm Ting took the brick, made a gesture of eating, and then threw the brick: "I have already eaten it." ”

"Haha, I have implanted the power of darkness in your body, and you will be assimilated by me!"

"What?" I clutched my stomach in shock.

So stupid, forget it if you're dead.

"Haha, you'll be mine!"

"What do you mean?" Worm Ting asked in a low voice, it seems that the plot is jumping out of the paragraph again.

"Slave with personality!" Long Kui explained.

"Ah, I see!"

Then back to the plot, Worm Ting said, "Haha, in fact, I didn't eat it." ”

It's a self-deception.

"I'm ostensibly eating, but I'm actually activating a space spell in my mouth to transfer the dark toast to your stomach."

"What?"

It's a lot of work!

"So, let me show you how good I am!" Long Kui said as he transformed again, his mouth simulating the sound effect of transformation.

Worm Ting also transformed, and the two fought together again in a flashy manner.

After fighting for a long time, Long Kui said: "I died last time, and this time you should die." ”

"I see."

After a long time, I discussed it.

"Dark Bites!"

"Ahh

Worm Ting clutched her neck and screamed.

"Your body will turn to darkness in a matter of seconds."

"Shameless of you, Dark Lord."

"Hmph, that's what I'm really capable of."

Is the real skill of biting? What a boss?

When Insect Ting was confessing her last words, Lu Su thought of a funny thing, picked up a small pebble from the ground, threw it against the wall, and fell right between the two.

Insect Ting, who was supposed to be dead, stood up, and the two looked up together, and she said, "It's not good, the gods of the heavenly realm are going to descend the stone to destroy the human world." ”

Am I a god of the heavenly realm? Lu Su smiled secretly.

"Then let's stop fighting for now, let's raze the gods of the heavenly realm together and save the world."

"Good!"

Witch of Light, what is your position?

The two of them posed as flying into the sky, and their mouths simulated the sound of "Xiuxiu", which should have been speeding through the atmosphere in their imagination. …,

Unexpectedly, this farce between children ended in a happy reunion, and the two defeated the gods of the heavenly realm together and saved the world...... Let's make a domestic film!

"It's a lot of fun." Insect Ting said.

"I'm hungry."

"I'm going back to cooking, you help me wash the vegetables."

"Okay, let's play again after dinner."

It's all fun and fun!? Lu Su was extremely surprised.

Lu Su remembered a fantasy novel he had read in the past, in which the characters roared out their own tricks and engaged in various conceptual fights, and immediately angrily threw away the book. Compared to the fight between the Witch of Light and the Demon Lord of Darkness, this thing is not only boring or boring, but it is better to go to the alleyway to watch the battle of the century between two children.

After returning home, Jin Duan asked, "Have you bought the buns?" ”

"Bought it."

"It's eleven o'clock, why have you been there for so long!"

"Hey, I saw a super funny thing!"

After listening to his words, Jin Duan smiled: "Are you boring, hiding in the corner and watching children play games?" ”

"It's so much fun!"

This is also a kind of innocence, it is said that Carl Jung is the collective subconscious theory established by observing children playing games, whether people grow up, such simplicity is difficult to find.

As soon as it was dawn the next day, Lu Su took a piece of chalk to the alley, wrote and drew on the wall, and went home to stay after arranging the scene. At nine o'clock, Long Kui was watching Lu Su fiddle with the robot that practiced programming, and from time to time he said: "I'm stupid, I can't move for a long time." ”

"This kind of high-tech stuff, how do you understand."

"I started playing when I was five years old."

"Then you try?"

"Hmph, I've stopped playing for a long time." He said with a cowhide.

At this time, Worm Ting jumped on the balcony and shouted inside: "Long Kui, let's go out and play!" ”

"Let's go out and play." Long Kui screamed excitedly and ran out, and the two children jumped off the balcony.

Seeing the two children walking away, Lu Su dropped the robot and followed it, shrunk behind the trash can to observe, and sure enough, they were discussing the new mark on the wall.

"Hey, what's going on with this arrow?"

"I don't know!"

"Then let's play the adventure game!"

"Good!"

"The adventure of the Witch of Light and the Demon of Darkness begins!"

(Author, you're so bored.,It's just a matter of writing games for children to make up the number of words.,I'm actually going to write two chapters!??) Actually, this is not water, I also have fun while writing, why not write an interesting story. I've always been very professional, never mix a lot of water, some authors have to popularize science about cumin in their books, and the protagonist takes a bath and writes two chapters...... Oops, it's three thousand, hooray! ）