Chapter 8 is full of wonders
Liu was busy walking in the corridor, and suddenly felt as if he had become a celebrity.
"Look, that's the head teacher of Class 38, it's so stylish and stylish, I like it so much."
"You look at the way he walks, he looks so much like a local tyrant, no wonder he can soak in the sexy and hot goddess and the goddess of literary freshness."
"If you are looking for a boyfriend in the future, you should look for something like this, it's too manly. Look, he turned around and smiled at others, you say, is he in love with others? ”
"You idiot, that's because he's looking at me."
Girls are guilty of nymphomania, but the boys are grinding their fists and eager to trample Liu Busy like an ant.
Liu hurriedly returned to his 438 office and found that Director Zhong, who loved to watch bears, was waiting for him.
After some politeness, Zhong Chenggong asked if Liu Busy was suitable for the job, and whether the students of Class 38 were looking for trouble.
Liu Xian is determined to be a people's teacher, even if there are mountains of swords and a sea of fire in front of him, it can't stop him from moving forward.
What's more, this 38th class is simply carefully prepared for him.
The feeling of being molested, it's just too passionate.
"Xiao Liu, it is difficult to bring up Class 38, but don't worry, we must be your strong backing." Zhong Chenggong gently patted Liu Xian's shoulder, and then said, "If you have any difficulties, just tell me, and we will solve them together." ”
"Director Zhong, is there any difficulty that can be opened to you?" Liu Xian smiled and said directly.
Zhong Chenggong was speechless, and said in his heart that he was so cheap, can he solve the problem of class 38 by himself?
If it can be solved, will it be necessary to change the head teacher one after another?
Grandma's, this change is more frequent than fucking women to come to the big aunt.
Although he thought so in his heart, Zhong Chenggong's face was full of a smile, a leader's demeanor, and said: "This is nature, if there is any difficulty, just say it." ”
"Director Zhong, this, I met a thief at noon today, and my wallet was stolen, can you lend me some money?"
Liu Xian has no money on his body now, not to mention where to stay at night, this girl's dinner is a problem.
Since Zhong Cheng is so enthusiastic, if he doesn't borrow some money at this time, when will he wait.
Zhong Chenggong's heart was cold, he had worked for nearly twenty years, and he had never encountered such a situation.
On the first day of work, I borrowed money from myself nakedly.
You think Lao Tzu is a bank, besides, even if Lao Tzu is a bank, the key to opening a bank is also in the hands of that mother-in-law!
Ay!
At this moment, Wang Xiaotian pushed the door and entered, with a smug smile on his face.
"Yo, Mr. Liu, on your first day at work, you borrowed money from Director Zhong, you don't want to abscond with the money."
As soon as the words changed, Wang Xiaotian turned his head and said to Zhong Chenggong,
"Director Zhong, a hooligan like this, who has no credibility and character, if you lend him money, I'm afraid that in the end, the bamboo basket will be empty."
"Besides, God knows, if he doesn't come to work tomorrow, there are fewer such examples?"
What Wang Xiaotian said was not unreasonable, but Zhong Chenggong didn't care about it, but laughed and said very heartily:
"Xiao Liu, I'll see how much money I still have on my body, how much is this, it's all for you."
I wiped it, could it be said that this Zhong successfully inherited the good quality of the bald head, God, did you hear it, he actually said, 'all for you', instead of borrowing.
In this way, if that is not, there is no need to pay it back.
With such a generous leader, it's just so cool!
However, when Zhong successfully turned over his trouser pockets and the pockets of his jacket, he only turned out three pieces of two.
Seeing this scene, Liu Xian's mind suddenly appeared, 10,000 grass and mud horses flew by.
Pit daddy, Tai Nima pit!
In an instant, the image of the bald director Qiang plummeted in Liu Xian's heart.
"Oh yes, Xiao Liu, I still have some private money in the soles of my shoes. You wait. ”
Zhong Chenggong sat down in a chair as he spoke, and then took off his shoes.
It didn't matter if I took it off, and suddenly the office was wrapped in the smell of feet.
Nima, dare to love is fucking stinky feet.
"Hehe, Xiao Liu, learn this trick a little, and when you get married in the future, you will know its wonders."
Zhong Chenggong put on an extremely proud expression, and then took out two ten-yuan ones from under the stinky insole.
Nima, this kind of private place, there are only ten pieces hidden.
Tainyima is talented, no wonder, so much love to watch "Bear Infested".
"Xiao Liu, why did you throw up? Aren't you sick? ”
"Xiao Wang, why are you covering your nose, is it rhinitis again?"
"Hey, Xiao Liu, where are you going, actually, there are actually two five-dollar ones in my underwear."
I wiped it, but the air outside was good, and it was very comfortable to breathe.
The school ended at six o'clock in the afternoon, but Comrade Liu Xian was in the willow forest in the playground behind the school.
On the tallest willow tree, to be exact.
"Hehe, this is standing high, just to see far."
Liu Xian simply disguised himself, and then sat on the fork of the tree and began to admire the men and women.
Every time after school, the playground will be full of couples.
Of course, at night, there are often a few pairs of colorful galls rolling the grass in the willow forest.
"I wiped it and kissed it. Damn, Nima took a selfie while kissing. ”
Sighing, Liu Xian took out his old broken mobile phone, you old ruffian iron rooster, use the apple yourself, let Lao Tzu use the most original Nokia bricks.
Hmph, when Lao Tzu is rich, he will get 365 apples and play with them every day.
Just when Liu Xian complained in his heart that the old ruffian was slamming the door, he actually saw a scene that made him almost vomit blood.
"Damn, these current high school students are fucking playing with brokebacks. The two boys are still fucking holding hands, a picture of affection. Tynema is in line with international standards. ”
At this time, several girls with all kinds of charms and heavy makeup walked into the willow forest.
And they stopped under the willow tree where Liu was lurking.
"Hey, what to do, what to do? How can this chest become bigger? ”
"These days, every night I ravage my breast enlargement for two hours, but at first, it still works, but now, ......"
"Hey, two days ago, I looked at a silicone bra on the Internet, and when I put it on, it was definitely a childlike **, and it was turbulent when I walked, flashing the eyes of those boys."
"Really? How much, how much. Can I pay in installments? ”
"If you put that thing on, will it fall off if you run the exercise?"
“……”
Liu Xian heard their conversation clearly.
Hey, the world is going down, what are the current high school students thinking in their heads?
Soon, their conversation shifted.
"Hey, haven't you heard, it seems that there is a rogue teacher in the 38th class of the second year of high school."
"Of course I heard that on the first day, I soaked the two goddesses of our school, and there are pictures and truths on the sticker."
As soon as Liu Xian heard them talking about himself, he immediately became interested.
"Hey, look at it, how does this rogue teacher look exactly like the Prince Charming of my dreams?" The girl was holding her mobile phone and was staring at the photo of Liu Xian in a daze.
She didn't know that the live-action version of Liu Xian was actually above their heads, and he was watching them with a pair of big eyes.
"It seems that he is already the thirty-eighth head teacher of the thirty-eighth class. In my opinion, he couldn't last more than a week, and he was tossed away by the gang of 38 in Class 38. ”
"A week, what are you kidding, in my opinion, three days at most. However, such a handsome guy was forced away alive, and I don't know if his heart can stand it? ”
"What, is it possible, do you want to comfort and comfort people at night?"
"That's a good idea, I just happen to have a set here."
"I'll go, you weird, you have this thing with you. Admire, admire! ”
"What's this, look at me." The other sneered, and even took a condom out of her butt pocket, and then- she blew it up like a balloon.
Liu Xian saw this scene clearly, and his heart was called a cloud and rain.
"How's that, like no? I'll blow you another island version of the big fat sausage.