Chapter 7: Fighting Wisdom

Before the class, they thought of countless answers, but they never expected such one.

This rogue teacher didn't get angry, didn't slap the table, and didn't move the rescuers.

Instead, I praised it first, and then I found three typos.

This makes the original creators of all the wisdom of Class 38 embarrassed.

Rogue teacher, can't you leave us some thin noodles?

Rogue teacher, can you be a little more weird?

At this time, the eyes of all the students were on Li Xiaomeng, the head of the main class.

Li Xiaomeng smiled bitterly twice, and then said,

"Teacher, you are so talented. I just saw an idiom question in the workbook and wanted to ask you about it. ”

"Please."

"It is said that a person has no sin, but he has a precious jade in his arms, and then he is convicted and killed. Teacher, what is this idiom? ”

Li Xiaomeng's face was expectant, and his eyes stared at Liu Xian without blinking.

Cut, sample, this can still stump me. Anyway, we are also people who read poetry and books.

"The husband is not guilty, but Huaibi is guilty."

"No, it's not right, it's pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning."

I don't know who denied Liu Busy's answer, and the students in the classroom burst into laughter.

I wiped it, and I actually came to this trick!

Liu Busy was very angry, did he pretend to be, the most important thing is that he didn't have that, how could he pretend to be that......

At this time, Luo Xiao spoke, pointed to a photo on his phone, and said, "Teacher, do you have a brother?" He looks just like you. ”

Luo Xiao will secretly take a photo of Liu Busy, make simple modifications, and have already set up a set, just waiting for Liu Busy to drill.

Liu hurriedly stepped down from the podium, came to Luo Xiao, looked at it twice, and said:

"Luo Xiao, I'm sorry, please don't use the Meitu App next time you make changes."

"Okay, teacher, people know it's wrong." Luo Xiao's voice was a little sneering, and then he asked, "Teacher, do you have a younger brother?" ”

"Nope." At this time, Liu Busy had already returned to the podium.

"None? Are you sure no? ”

"Nope!"

"Cut, in my opinion, you can't kiss it, right?"

As soon as Luo Xiao said this, all the students in the classroom burst out laughing again.

Liu Xian is very strange, what are they laughing at, why are they still staring at their crotch?

However, in the next second, Liu Xian suddenly came back to his senses.

Okay, you Luo Xiao, you dare to make fun of my little brother, you wait......

"Please be quiet, this class, we are a class meeting, let's start talking about some problems in our class......"

Liu was busy with words, and was suddenly interrupted by the school flower Liang Feifei,

"Teacher, with such good weather, we are in such a closed space, talking about life, ideals, and the future, how good it is."

The students in the classroom burst into laughter again.

"Okay, let's start with life." When Liu Xian was about to make a fu, Luo Xiao raised his hand very politely.

"Teacher, my aunt is here." Luo Xiao gritted his teeth, looking like he needed to go to the toilet immediately.

Liu Xian felt that this must be Luo Xiao's measurement, so he quipped, "Since your eldest aunt is here, let her in, just right, I will meet your aunt." ”

Thunderous laughter rang out in the classroom again.

"Teacher, no, it's a monthly period, people, people really can't stand it." So Luo Xiao didn't wait for Liu to nod his head, and rushed out of the classroom like crazy.

"Li Xiaomeng, is Luo Xiao's period today?" Liu hurriedly stared at Li Xiaomeng and asked.

Yes?

Is this rogue teacher sick in the head?

This also asks yourself?

Although I am the class leader, when have I counted who in the class will come to the eldest aunt on which day?

Can this tease be a little more funny than the teacher?

"Teacher, I don't know about that."

Li Xiaomeng deliberately made a very aggrieved expression.

The rest of the students boasted more than once, thinking the same as Li Xiaomeng.

"I don't know, then how did you become a squad leader, and you are too incompetent...... After class, I'll count their physiological information......"

Liu was busy scolding, but was interrupted by Li Xiaomeng halfway.

"Teacher, in fact, sometimes people forget when they even come to their aunt. Besides, that's **, people are embarrassed to count, so it's better for you to count. Li Xiaomeng's performance made the other students in the class very uncomfortable, and they couldn't help laughing.

On weekdays, she is an authentic female man, but she pretends to be a little woman, how can everyone not laugh.

At this moment, Bai Xue raised her voice and said, "Teacher, Luo Xiao forgot to bring sanitary napkins and toilet paper." ”

I wiped it, is it difficult, do you want to let yourself buy it?

"She's in the bathroom, you're in the classroom, how do you know she didn't bring it." Liu hurriedly asked.

"Teacher, the WeChat she sent me, do you want to, you can take a look. There are pictures and truths. Bai Xue said with a snort.

"Let's go. After saving a while, it became her aunt-in-law. Liu Xian said lightly.

The classroom was boiling again.

Bai Xue walked out of the classroom with her equipment, and at this time, I don't know who asked.

"Teacher, what day is your aunt?"

"Teacher, why do you have a tent there?"

“……”

The rest of the people were teasing Liu Busy, but Li Xiaomeng secretly thought that the time was almost up, and the show was about to start.

At this moment, Bai Xue came in a hurry.

"Teacher, it's not good, Luo Xiao, she, she, she's ......"

"What's wrong with her?" Liu Xian saw Luo Xiao's gloomy expression and asked anxiously.

"She's bleeding profusely." Bai Xue actually wiped away tears.

The rest of the class also exclaimed.

Massive hemorrhage? Could it be that she was pregnant and miscarried?

Liu Xian's professional knowledge of traditional Chinese medicine told him that this matter was not trivial, and besides, he was now Luo Xiao's head teacher and had the responsibility and obligation to be responsible for her safety.

Without saying a word, he rushed to the women's toilet.

It's just that what Liu Xian didn't know was that the scene where he rushed to the women's toilet was secretly recorded.

Then, screams came from the women's toilet, accompanied by sensitive words such as indecent la.

Damn, it's a trick! Liu Busy's heart, liver and lungs are about to explode.

However, after thinking about it, he also thought about it, if the facts are true and it is really bleeding, then it is estimated that his teaching career has not yet begun and will be over.

Standing on the podium again, Liu Xian said as if nothing had happened just now:

"Okay, let's have a class meeting......"

At this time, Li Xiaomeng interrupted Liu Xian's train of thought again and said:

"Teacher, I'm pregnant, I'm going to take a year off."

God code?

Pregnant?

Take a year off?

And to put it so bluntly, is this the rhythm of feathering into immortals?

"Take a year off, what are you going to do?" Could it be that this Li Xiaomeng plans to give birth to the child in her belly.

It's over, on the first day of being a teacher, I encountered this kind of incurable disease, no wonder, it's the 38th class.

"Go find the child's father." Li Xiaomeng smiled bitterly, "This has to be checked one by one, and it can be found within a year, which is already very good." ”

At this time, some students in the class who couldn't control their emotions had already begun to laugh.

It's not good, eighty percent is another plan.

"Li Xiaomeng, come here. Let the teacher give you the number and pulse. Liu Xian said it seriously, a picture of Hua Tuo's reincarnation.

Pulse?

This is a hooligan teacher, can it be said that he can also do Chinese medicine?

What are you kidding, which play does this rogue teacher want to play?

You must know that this Li Xiaomeng is the eldest sister in the class, and since this rogue teacher has made a move, then she will naturally accept it.

So he walked towards Liu Xian with great righteousness.

On the podium, Liu Xian gave Li Xiaomeng a number in front of everyone in the class, and then borrowed a pen and paper and wrote on it.

"Well, you take this recipe, if you want to find the child's father, then go." Liu Xian stared at Li Xiaomeng and said.

At this time, the bell rang for the end of class.

Liu hurriedly bowed deeply to the students in the classroom, and then said that class was over, and walked out of the classroom.

On the podium, Li Xiaomeng stared at the piece of paper and was immediately stunned.

It reads: irregular menstruation, severe menstrual cramps, and pain for half a month. If you want to cure it radically, you need three coins of wolfberry and five coins of angelica......

"Impossible, impossible, how can this rogue teacher be a doctor? How did he see it at a glance after being ** for so many years. ”

"Yes, blind, surely blind."

Just when Li Xiaomeng was stunned, Liang Feifei and a few people came over.

"Class leader, let's take a look at the lower class people, is this hooligan teaser more affectionate than the love letter that the teacher wrote to you?"