Chapter 66: Employee Professionalism
Meng Ci and Linglong looked at Han Lin with an embarrassed look, and looked at the "Professionalism of Employees" in Han Lin's hand together, only to see eight big characters written on the first page.
"If you want to practice this skill, you must first break the place"
"Poof!"
Linglong laughed directly, Meng Ci glanced at the words on the book, and her face suddenly turned red to her neck.
"It's... What's going on? Meng Ci muttered a little ashamedly.
Han Lin held up "Employees' Professionalism" awkwardly, and hurriedly reached out to turn the second page, but found that the book could not be turned at all as if it was glued.
"Holy! Why can't you open it! Is there something wrong with this book? Han Lin said embarrassedly.
Linglong held her stomach and laughed out of tears: "Haha! Didn't you see the words on it, if you want to practice this skill, you must first break the place, you are a virgin, right? ”
Han Lin's face turned red, and he nodded solemnly: "Isn't what is written on this book a joke?" I thought it was a prank! Depend on! ”
Hearing this, Meng Ci forced a smile and said, "Ahem... The boss never jokes, maybe the boss has his intentions in doing this."
"You mean... This "Employee's Professionalism" was sent to me by our supermarket owner? Han Lin asked in surprise.
Meng Ci nodded and said: "That's right, when each of us accumulates 10 points to redeem a junior employee card, we will get a book of cultivation given by the boss, this is mine."
Before the words fell, Mengci grabbed the void, and a blue book appeared in her hand, only to see that the blue book had the same name as Han Lin's book - "Employees' Professional Cultivation"
"My book, there is no such situation as you when you turn the first page, so I'll show you"
After Meng Ci finished speaking, he waved his hand, and the blue book flew towards Han Lin, Han Lin took it and opened it, and found that the first page was a bunch of mental methods and formulas, he swept Meng Ci's book "Employees' Professional Cultivation" backwards, and found that Meng Ci's book was all about fire spells, what Samadhi True Fire, Fire Waterfall Technique, Fire Handprint, etc.
At this time, Linglong stopped whispering, looked at Han Lin with a serious face, and said, "By the way, I'll show you mine too, and then!" ”
I saw a black book fly in front of Han Lin, he took it with a short body, quickly opened it and took a look, and found that Linglong's book was all about the spells of strength, what thunder heavy blows, strange power feet, fist pulse shocks, and so on.
"It doesn't make sense... Why is your "Employee's Professionalism" so normal, why should I be... Break..."When it came to the end, Han Lin lowered his voice in embarrassment.
"I don't know, but what's so hard about it? Isn't it okay for you to find a partner to have a chat with her, how simple it is," Linglong said with a nonchalant expression.
Han Lin blushed and said purple, "... Am I guilty of finding a partner for this book? It's a big deal, just don't look at it..."
Meng Ci was surprised: "Aren't you curious about what kind of immortal art is in your book?" It's a divine book that can help you break through the mortal realm! ”
Han Lin cried and said with a sad face: "It is said that sleeping with a woman for the purpose of marriage is a hooligan, what is it for me to sleep with a woman for the purpose of books!" Never mind... I'm content with the privilege of overdrawing 5,000 years of mana, and it's good to buy some goods for cultivation if I have nothing to do."
Meng Ci and Linglong smiled at each other when they heard this, and Xiao Lori, who was sitting in the corner, looked at Han Lin suspiciously, not knowing what they were laughing at.
"Okay, take your two bags of things and pack up and prepare to go back, and also, you can also take back the peach and the spirit box, don't always put it in the supermarket, it's not good to mix it with other goods" Meng Ci said to Han Lin.
"If you don't tell me, I've forgotten about the peach and the spirit box... Okay, if I get this celestial walkie-talkie to the mortal world, can I still use it? Han Lin pointed to the Celestial Realm walkie-talkie and said.
"Of course it works, but it's best not to contact the immortals during the day, they are busy," Meng Ci told Han Lindao.
"Well... Little Lori, let's go, my brother will buy you something delicious..."Han Lin carried two big bags, threw the spirit box inside, and left the supermarket with Little Lori, walking towards the school.
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The two walked through the grove, crossed the road, and walked very slowly on the Banyou Road, because Han Lin had bought 730 mana goods tonight, two large bags were full, plus he was carrying a brick-like celestial walkie-talkie in his pocket, and he also had "Employee's Professionalism" pinned to his waist.
"Brother, what were you talking about with those two beautiful sisters just now, they look so funny! It seems to have something to do with that book" Xiao Lori raised her head and finished puzzled, stretched out her little finger and pointed to the book pinned to Han Lin's waist.
Han Lin coughed embarrassedly and said, "Those two sisters are illiterate, so they asked my brother what was written on it."
Little Lori scratched her little head and wondered, "But I've heard you keep saying the word 'broken'... What is the break? Delicious, huh? ”
“……”
Han Lin looked at the little Lori looking at him innocently, the corners of his mouth twitched twice, he really didn't know how to explain the meaning of the word broken to a little Lori who was not yet ten years old.
"Uh... Broken places are not for eating... It's an action and behavior, and you can't understand it anyway, if you're telling you now, good... Be obedient, you'll understand when you reach the age of eighteen," Han Lin explained through gritted teeth.
"Oh... It turns out that the break is just an action? Why wait for me, I'm eighteen years old? I'm going to learn it now! Hum! ”
After Xiao Lori finished speaking, she suddenly crossed her waist and trotted in front of Han Lin, hugged her shoulders and pouted: "I want to break it!" I'm going to learn it now! I'm going to break it! I want to, I want..."
Han Lin was so frightened that the bag fell to the ground with a "bang", he ran up with an arrow to cover the mouth of the little Lori, and looked at the passers-by around him looking at him with strange eyes, Han Lin's head was so low that he almost got into his crotch.
“… You... Give me... Keep your mouth shut! Don't mention those two words again! Han Lin stared at the little Lori with a black line, the little Lori blinked her eyes in horror and nodded tightly with her mouth closed, and Han Lin let go of her hand with relief.
"If I stay with this abrasive little Lori, I have to be tortured to death by her..."Han Lin thought depressedly.
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When he arrived downstairs in the girls' dormitory, Han Lin took out his newly bought phone and called Tong Guoguo, and it rang for a long time before Tong Guoguo picked it up.
"Hey, Tong Guoguo, are you up?"
Tong Guoguo's lazy voice came from the other end of the phone: "Well... I was woken up by you... What time is it? Really..."
Han Lin looked at the little Lori beside him and sighed: "I was downstairs in the girls' dormitory, and that little guy ran out to work with me in the middle of the night last night... You can go downstairs and get her back now..."
There was a noise on the other end of the phone, and there was a puzzled voice, and then Tong Guoguo was shocked: "How did that little guy get out?" I slept with her in my arms last night! ”
Han Lin looked at the squinting and smiling little Lori and said helplessly: "She is a little Lori who has become a sperm... You get her back to your dorm room, watch her well, and don't let her run away..."
"Eun! Good! I'll go down now, wait for me! ”
Three minutes later, Tong Guoguo ran downstairs with a pair of cartoon rabbit slippers, and Han Lin glanced at the pajamas Tong Guoguo was wearing and almost had a nosebleed.
I saw Tong Guoguo wearing a one-piece pink pajamas, and the two big balls on her chest were high, and the most terrible thing was that the high bulge still had two round dots.
"Holy! This Tong Guoguo didn't even wear underwear! What kind of fuss is this! Han Lin lowered his head in embarrassment, trying not to look at Tong Guoguo's body.
"Little one! Hum! How did you sneak out last night! You little bastard! Tong Guoguo pretended to be angry and picked up the little Lori in her arms for a while, Han Lin swallowed his saliva and picked up two big bags and trotted towards the bedroom.
"Hey! Bodyguard! Why are you in such a hurry to go back! Did the little one eat? Tong Guoguo shouted at Han Lin.
Han Lin didn't reply: "I didn't eat!" Take her for a bite to eat! ”
Tong Guoguo watched Han Lin flee and disappear at the staircase of the boys' dormitory, and muttered with a puzzled expression: "What's wrong with him... So anxious to go back..."
Little Lori suddenly said, "I know what my brother is going to do!" He's going to break down! He said what a night of broken things! ”
Tong Guoguo stared at the little Lori with a black line on his face and said, "... Broken... I can say that to your face..."
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Han Lin went back to the dormitory and found Peng Fei and the others magically lying on their own beds, it seemed that they had gone out together last night to spend the night.
Taking advantage of the fact that they were not awake, Han Lin opened the door of the cabinet, sorted the two bags of goods into his cabinet, and finally put the spirit gathering box on the top, and then he suddenly saw that the spirit pill that Ji Gong gave him was lying quietly next to the spirit gathering box wrapped in paper.
"I remember that during the peach auction, the immortals once said that this spirit box can ensure the longevity of everything in the world, and the elixir that Jigong gave me will not work if it is exposed to the outside for a long time? Or... I put the elixir into the spirit box, and I stayed with the peach."
Thinking of this, Han Lin took out the spirit pill, and then gently opened the spirit gathering box, only to see a burst of white mist erupting from the box, and the purple-veined fine-core peach was lying quietly inside.
Han Lin carefully placed the elixir next to the peach, and then gently closed the lid of the box, and then breathed a sigh of relief.
After he sorted out the things he bought from the supermarket, he lay back on the bed with a sigh of relief, playing with the Celestial Walkie-Talkie and "Employees' Professionalism".
Meng Ci just told himself not to call the gods during the day, Han Lin thought about it and put the Celestial Walkie-talkie back in the cabinet, and now only the golden cover of the "Employee's Professionalism" remained, he reached out and turned the first page and looked at the words on it, he was speechless for a while, and wanted to turn the second page, but it was the same as in the supermarket, he couldn't open it at all.
"Hey... It's really speechless, what a broken book! If you want to see it, you have to break it! Is the owner of this fairy supermarket a pervert? How could such a condition come up with! Han Lin complained secretly.
Lying on the bed and thinking about it for a long time, just when Han Lin gave up, he suddenly had an idea and thought about it.
"I've got a way to open the book!" An evil smile appeared on Han Lin's face.
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