Chapter 67: Are You a Pure Master?
"I'm a virgin, but Pengfei and they don't necessarily be virgins, since I can't open this book, can't I let Pengfei open it for me? I'm so smart by my own! ”
Thinking of this, Han Lin took "Employees' Professionalism" and kicked the bed board of the upper bunk with his foot and asked, "Pengfei, have you gotten up?" Hurry up, hurry up! Do me a favor..."
Wang Pengfei popped his head out of the top bunk with sleepy eyes, and said without waking up: "... What are you doing... I'm sleeping soundly..."
Han Lin asked with a wicked smile, "Pengfei, I want to ask you something... You... Isn't it pure masters? ”
“… Do you think I'm like a sissy? Wang Pengfei sat up and looked at Han Lin speechlessly.
"I didn't mean that... I mean... Are you... Pure... Man! Han Lin said with some embarrassment, he was really embarrassed to ask Wang Pengfei directly if he was a virgin.
Wang Pengfei scratched his head and turned over: "Han Lin, what do you want to say?" What pure masters, impure masters..."
The fat man on the lower bunk next to him also woke up, and the fat man leaned on the pillow and bared his teeth and smiled: "Hey, don't you understand what we Han Lin mean?" Pengfei, hurry up and pick up soap."
"Play with eggs! If you want to pick it up, you will pick it up! You're so much more fleshy than Lao Tzu! Wang Pengfei said with a smile.
Han Lin sighed, and couldn't help but say, "Okay, okay, I'll say it straight... Which of you isn't a virgin anymore? ”
Everyone was stunned for a moment when they heard this, Wang Pengfei yawned and covered the quilt and lay back: "The virgin has been asking for help for twenty years..."
"Twenty years as a virgin... Does Han Lin want to introduce us to a girl to help us get off the list? The fat man patted his belly obscenely and laughed.
At this time, the big man sleeping on the top bunk of the fat man poked his head out and said with a mysterious expression: "Who is calling me who is not a virgin?" ”
Han Lin and the others were taken aback, and they all said in disbelief: "You're not a virgin anymore?" ”
The big man didn't speak, only to see him stretch out his right hand with an evil face, look at his right hand affectionately and say: "Come, get to know, this is my girlfriend, who followed me at the age of sixteen, and has been through ups and downs for four or five years..."
"Cut!"
Everyone made a contemptuous gesture at the big one, and Wang Pengfei was puzzled: "Han Lin, why did you suddenly ask us about this sensitive topic?" Isn't it... You have a girlfriend and want to learn something from us? ”
Wang Pengfei's words immediately made the fat man and the big man also interested, and the two of them looked at Han Lin with a wicked smile, as if they had done something to steal chickens and dogs.
“… Feed... Why are you looking at me like that? I'm just asking, I'm also single and asking for help, okay..."Han Lin said with a black line on his face.
He thought that at least one of them in the bedroom was not a virgin, but he didn't expect that in this materialistic era, the four old virgins would still get together.
"It seems that I can only look for those older and married teachers" Han Lin thought secretly in his heart, carefully put away the "Professionalism of Employees" and looked at everyone in the dormitory, just announcing the matter of dinner next night.
"By the way, let's go out and get together tonight, I'll have a treat!" Han Lin said to everyone with a smile.
The fat man yawned and buttoned his nose: "Do you have a table in the cafeteria?" Let's wait for next month, we all run out of money this month."
"I'm rich, to be honest, what do you want to eat tonight, I'll invite you" Han Lin said with a serious face.
Wang Pengfei poked his head out of the top bunk and said with a smile: "Okay, Han Lin, don't tease us, let's sleep for a while and go to class."
Whether Han Lin has money in his pocket, Wang Pengfei knows best, he still lent Han Lin the money to pay for the books when school started, and now Han Lin said that he would invite them to dinner, unless the family gave him money, but the people in the dormitory knew Han Lin's temper and character, and he would carry everything by himself and would not tell his family.
Han Lin looked at everyone and thought he was joking, he thought about it and had to say to everyone: "Don't I go out to work every night, I advanced half a month's salary last night, anyway, I'm going to go out tonight to improve my life, you feel free!" ”
As soon as I heard Han Lin say this, Wang Pengfei, the fat man and the big man all came and sat up and looked at Han Lin with interest, the fat man rubbed his stomach and licked his lips: "I can say it in advance, not only do I have to eat well, but I also have to be full, you all know the amount of food I have, hehe..."
Han Lin patted his chest boldly: "Wrap it on me, I think it's no problem, it's enough to be full at night!" ”
……
After breakfast, Han Lin and the others came to the classroom and sat down, it was still early before the start of class, Han Lin and Wang Pengfei were discussing where to eat in the evening, at this moment, a bald old man with glasses walked into the classroom with a lesson plan.
"Haha! I was stunned, it turned out to be Fu Jianjun, a high math teacher, his class was the best, he didn't care about sleeping and playing with his mobile phone, let's continue to discuss our in class for a while," Wang Pengfei said with a smile.
Fu Jianjun is a well-known good teacher at Imperial Capital University, this old man who is nearly fifty years old is skinny, wears a pair of reading glasses, and has a serious face, which makes people think that he must be an extremely strict teacher, but on the contrary, Fu Jianjun has the best temper and never criticizes students in class, so in his class, the students are very free, and they can do whatever they want, but only one point - they can't talk and disturb other students to listen to the class.
"Fu Jianjun is almost fifty years old, he must not be a virgin, why not let Fu Jianjun try this book "Employees' Professional Accomplishment"? He'll be able to open it! Han Lin thought secretly in his heart.
Seeing that there were still few students in the classroom now, Han Lin took advantage of Wang Pengfei's inattention, and quietly walked up to the podium with "Employees' Professionalism" and came to Fu Jianjun's side.
Fu Jianjun watched Han Lin come up with a book, thinking that he was going to ask himself a math problem, so he said with a relieved face: "This classmate, you want to ask the teacher a math problem, right?" You're so studious! ”
Han Lin shrunk his neck in embarrassment and said, "Uh... No, Mr. Fu, I want you to help me open this book..."
Fu Jianjun was stunned for a moment, and forced out a smile and said, "Okay, bring it to me to see what kind of book it is?" ”
Han Lin handed the golden book "Employees' Professional Cultivation" to Fu Jianjun, and Fu Jianjun opened the first page and looked at the words on it and was stunned.
"If you want to practice this skill, you must first... Broken... What book is this? Fu Jianjun frowned and finished speaking, just wanted to turn the second page, but found that it was completely released, and the paper behind it seemed to be glued, and it couldn't be turned at all.
Han Lin looked at Fu Jianjun's flip through the book, and there was the same effect as himself, could it be that Fu Jianjun... Is it an old virgin of more than 50 years?
"Teacher Fu... You... Married? Han Lin swallowed his saliva, and couldn't help but ask as he looked at Fu Jianjun's struggling efforts to turn the second page but couldn't open it at all.
Fu Jianjun was stunned and raised his head to look at Han Lin: "Why do you ask that?" I've been married for over 20 years! ”
Han Lin scratched his head in embarrassment, thinking to himself that since Fu Jianjun was married, why couldn't he open this book?
Suddenly, a terrifying answer appeared in Han Lin's mind.
"Could it be... Fu Jianjun has been married for more than 20 years... Don't have a married life? No, no..."Han Lin looked at Fu Jianjun in surprise and thought to himself.
"I can't open it at all... Classmate, this must be a prank... If you want to practice this skill, you must first break the place... It's just so boring! My sons are in college, don't I like to be a father? Fu Jianjun said indignantly.
Han Lin and Fu Jianjun didn't notice it, at this time, the classroom was quiet, everyone's eyes were attracted by Fu Jianjun's voice, all the students were stunned, and Fu Jianjun's original tall and serious image disappeared in an instant.
"It's... I..."Fu Jianjun held the book "Employees' Professionalism" and the corners of his mouth twitched and didn't know what to say, Han Lin quickly took it with both hands and ran back to his seat.
"Damn... What's going on? Why can't even Fu Jianjun, who is married and has children, open it? Is this book not a single page? Han Lin thought secretly in his heart.
It's just that Fu Jianjun was embarrassed, he kept staring at Han Lin in this class, and the small eyes behind his reading glasses seemed to kill Han Lin.
Han Lin survived forty minutes like this, and as soon as the class bell rang, Han Lin hurriedly trotted out of the classroom.
Wang Pengfei and the fat man laughed maniacally when they left the classroom.
"Hahaha! What kind of wind is old man Fu smoking today! What do you say about being a father in class? ”
"It's just, stimulated, isn't it?"
Han Lin sighed ashamedly, he had already known that he would not be allowed to read "Employee's Professional Cultivation", but now he has the heart to kill him.
Just when Han Lin blamed himself, his mobile phone suddenly rang "ding dong", he took out his mobile phone and looked at it, it turned out to be prestige news.
On the day he bought the phone, Han Lin downloaded all the commonly used software in the mobile phone store, and registered a prestige by the way, but there was no one in it, how could he still receive prestige news?
"Huh? Someone said hello to me? ”
Han Lin saw that there was a person named Xiaorou who greeted him to the people near the prestige, but his prestige signal didn't even have an avatar or information, why did this woman named Xiaorou greet him.
It's just that Han Lin was taken aback when he opened this Xiaorou's avatar, and quickly withdrew his prestige, and then his heart pounded.
The woman's avatar just now did not shine on her face, but revealed her full murder weapon, and the red lace underwear still made Han Lin feel that his blood was in his veins.
"I rub... What's the situation? How to use that kind of picture as an avatar... Isn't that a clear seduction..."
When Han Lin looked at the prestige just now, Wang Pengfei saw everything in his eyes, he mysteriously hugged Han Lin's shoulders and smiled: "What's the matter, brother?" Is there someone named Xiaorou who has added you? ”
Han Lin blushed and said, "Well, through the people nearby, you saw it?" ”
The fat man suddenly came over and said mysteriously: "It's not that he saw it, but this little Rou has added us, and she is a full... I dare say that she has added all the boys in our school."
Han Lin was surprised: "Damn! So crazy? So what is she doing with us? ”
"Ding Dong"
As he was talking, Han Lin's mobile phone rang again, and he took it out to see that this Xiaorou had actually sent a video request!
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