Chapter 145: Lao Tzu grew up beating ghosts!
Chapter 145 Lao Tzu grew up beating ghosts!
While Wu Xiuna was speechless, the boss had already returned. Seeing the boss return, the host once again targeted him.
Moderator: Big brother, can we continue to talk about the topic just now, and you can introduce the mysterious person to everyone.
Boss: Okay, then I'll tell you, what about the mysterious man, he has never done good deeds without leaving a name, I only know that he is handsome, in the current Shi Mao words, that is called Gao Fu Shuai. Moreover, he is also extraordinary, just like in that movie......
Oh yes, I know his name.
Moderator: What's it called?
Boss: Lei Feng.
Moderator: What's it called?
Boss: Lei Feng, this good deed without leaving a name, isn't it all called Lei Feng? Didn't your mother teach you?
The host suddenly sweated wildly, and after a long time, in the end, these two goods even bypassed themselves.
Moderator: Big brother, you are too humorous.
"I wiped it, I didn't see it, that boss's brain is good enough!" Liu Xian smiled, then picked up a grass fruit and gnawed it down. I don't know if there are any funnier episodes in the future.
Boss: Host, can I say no again?
The host smiled wryly, "Of course you can." ”
Boss: Do you want to have a good body, do you want to be a happy person, do you want to experience the demeanor of a hero...... Then come to Muren Lane Ramen Rice Bowl!
I rubbed it, this guy actually put up an advertisement. Zhen Nima is talented, Liu Xian suddenly gave a thumbs up to the TV screen.
Wu Xiuna chuckled, "This boss is so funny." Otherwise, let's go there tomorrow and eat noodles. ”
Liu hurriedly said, "Don't go." ”
Wu Xiuna: Why?
Liu Xian looked very chic, "Good horses don't eat back grass." ”
Wu Xiuna was immediately unhappy, "Are we horses?" ”
Liu hurriedly chuckled, "I'm not a horse, but this horse is a horse." ”
"What's the matter?" Wu Xiuna didn't understand the meaning of Liu Xian's words.
After the show, the host directly pinched the boss's right to speak, and Liu Xian watched it for less than two minutes before losing interest. Then he said to Wu Xiuna in a commanding tone,
"Go get me a basin of water for washing my feet?"
When Wu Xiuna heard this, she immediately became anxious, "What, what did you say?" ”
"I said, go and get me a basin of water for washing my feet!" Liu said angrily.
Wu Xiuna enjoyed the treatment of a princess when she was a child, but she had done such work, so she pointed to Liu Xian's nose and said, "Die." ”
"I'm rubbing, who just said that she can do anything that her girlfriend can do?"
"What, your girlfriend still helps you wash your feet?"
"It was natural, not only to wash my feet, but also to wash my feet and socks."
"And wash your feet and socks!" Wu Xiuna's mind suddenly appeared with a stinky foot and the pungent smell of stinky socks.
"If you can't, I'll go." Liu hurriedly got up and looked like he was leaving.
"I-can!" Wu Xiuna made a lot of determination.
"Then go ahead."
So Wu Xiuna muttered and walked towards the bathroom. In the bathroom, Wu Xiuna found a basin, and then put cold water in it, and after a while, the water in the basin was almost there.
So, the daughter of this high-ranking general took up the work of an inferior person, and even served a teacher to wash his feet.
When he brought the basin of water to Liu Xian's side, Liu Xian stretched out his two thighs violently, and then said viciously, "Come, help me take off my shoes and socks!" ”
"You ......"
"What are you, do it or not, if you don't do it, I'll leave right now."
Wu Xiuna looked at the basin of water, and said in her heart that there was no turning back arrow from this bow, and if she didn't do it, wouldn't it be too much of a loss, so she closed her eyes and prepared to take off her shoes for Liu.
Liu Xian laughed, but the goods were under control, but in the next second, he couldn't cry or laugh, "Wu Xiuna, you have your eyes closed, how can you untie Lao Tzu's shoes?" ”
"I ......" Wu Xiuna was angry in her heart, but she dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, so she finally had to open her eyes, and then a problem arose, because she had already made the shoelace dead.
"How do you untie your shoes?"
"Solve it with your hands, but it's hard to use your mouth." Liu Xian said indignantly.
So, this Wu Xiuna began to work, and in ten minutes, she did not make the slightest progress, on the contrary, she completely made the knot of the shoelaces hopeless.
Forget it, let's wash it together, anyway, in that case, not only the feet will be washed, but the heel socks will also be washed!
Thinking of this, Wu Xiuna was so violent that she pressed Liu Xian's shoes into the basin.
In an instant, Liu Xian raised his legs violently, and then the basin of water was splashed on Wu Xiuna's body accurately. Immediately, this Wu Xiuna became a soup chicken, to be precise, it might as well be a soup chicken.
"What does it smell like?" Wu Xiuna spat out a mouthful of water, and then ran to the bathroom like crazy.
She was going to take a shower and wash the smell off her body.
Liu Xian only heard a heavy slamming of the door, and then the door of the bathroom was closed.
"Open the door!" Liu hurriedly began to knock on the bathroom door. Because, he has to brush his shoes, wash his feet, and wash his socks.
"What are you doing?" There was the sound of running water inside, "People are taking a bath." ”
"You come out first, and then you'll wash later." Liu Xian said.
"No, I've got my clothes off."
"Can't you come out if you take off your clothes?" Liu said hatefully.
"You rascal!"
"That's my name. It's my patent! Liu Xian said angrily.
That being said, this Liu was naturally not going to slam the door, so after finishing his mouth, he took off his heels and socks, and then found a pair of slippers to put on.
An hour later, Liu Xian's nosebleed was almost coming out.
Because, at this time, Wu Xiuna was wearing a silk pajamas, the pajamas were tightly attached to the skin, revealing a faint white halo, and her hair was fluttering wildly, especially the moment when she shook her head violently, that action could simply fascinate all the men in the world.
Suddenly, Liu Xian covered his nose.
What a strong demonic aura!
"What's wrong with you?" Wu Xiuna glared at Liu Xian and said, "Could it be that your nose was damaged by your own athlete's foot?" ”
"Nope!" Liu Xian ran to the bathroom like crazy, calmed down for a while, and then calmed down the hot blood.
The lethality of Tong Yan ** is simply too great.
At ten o'clock in the night, Liu Xian was almost asleep, and suddenly, there was a heavy knock on the door.
The two of them, who are lonely men and widows, naturally do not sleep in the same room, so they go to one room for each person.
However, Liu Xiangang had a sweet dream and was woken up, and his face suddenly swelled with anger.
"Knock on your sister!"
"I'm afraid, there are shadows in the window, there are shadows, shadows that move!" As soon as Liu Xian heard this, his eyes flashed, and he was suddenly smart, and then he knocked the door as fast as he could, and then he saw Wu Xiuna with a panicked face.
"Are you alright?" Liu hurriedly comforted. He naturally knew why this sparrow came by himself, he must be afraid that something would happen to this Wu Xiuna, she said that there was a moving shadow in the window, but she was afraid that there was a ghost, and someone with ill intentions was pretending to be a ghost!
"I'm afraid, I'm afraid ......" Wu Xiuna's expression hadn't fully recovered.
"It's okay, Lao Tzu grew up beating ghosts!"