Chapter 144 News Reports

Liu Xian has seen crazy, but he has never seen such a crazy one, this is simply - the rhythm that makes him feel refreshed.

"Well, since you've said so, I'll waste another two minutes and touch it properly." Liu Busy made a very embarrassed look.

"Do you want me to take my clothes off?" As soon as Wu Xiuna said this, Liu Xian's two eyes were about to pop out.

"This—no need." Tainyima is open, this is the rhythm of the sky.

"You use a little force. If you don't use force, how can you measure it well? ”

"Yes, yes, that's it. Don't be reluctant, when I often do chest rubs, that's the strength. ”

"Bah, bah, I knew this, I can eat, what kind of bullshit chest rub ...... I regret it. ”

"If God gives me another chance, I must swear to be an airfield ......"

Hearing Wu Xiuna's remarks, he was already crying without tears and laughing.

"What, it seems to be free to qualify!" As soon as Wu Xiuna heard Liu Xian's words, she immediately jumped up happily, just like a child getting a beloved toy.

"Is that now you can hand over my stone-throwing skills?" After Wu Xiuna finished talking, she followed Liu Xiu's busy appearance in the restaurant, and danced again and again.

"Everything needs a process, and if you want to learn it, you have to start with the basics." Liu Xian looked very mysterious.

"Huh? So how do you do that? ”

I don't know why, when Liu Xian heard Wu Xiuna's words, his head suddenly became evil, what to do? How do you say that?

"Start with writing." Liu Xian has already read the words written by Wu Xiuna, it is simply a dog catching a cat and a donkey and kicking it, it is simply a mess to the alien planet.

Wu Xiuna hates going to school the most, especially writing homework, and as soon as she starts with writing, she was suddenly shocked, and the two balls of pink meat on her chest kept rising and falling.

"I hate writing the most!" His voice was raised high.

"The kung fu of throwing stones has to start with writing. If you can't even manipulate a pen, how can you manipulate a stone? Liu Xian immediately took out a pen and wrote several strokes on a piece of paper, and then a very beautiful regular script appeared.

The first time she saw that word, Wu Xiuna's eyes suddenly lit up with golden light, he actually wrote so well - is he still human?

Yes, this is the rhythm of being a male god, Wen can put pen to the world and calm the world, and Wu can get on the horse to kill the enemy.

Strong, too strong!

"There should be applause here!" So, Wu Xiuna began to applaud Liu Busy.

"Okay, now you start practicing calligraphy, and when you get to this level, I'll teach you that skill." Speaking of this, Liu hurriedly stretched, and then was about to leave.

Seeing this, Wu Xiuna immediately became afraid, she was most afraid of spending the night alone, otherwise, she would not have gone home at night, and followed a group of so-called colleagues on the road.

"I'm afraid!"

"You're so old, what are you afraid of? Besides, don't you have so many household appliances with you? Liu said seriously.

"What? Household appliances? "Wu Xiuna is dizzy, this male god's thinking jump is too big.

"Yes, in fact, the function of household appliances is greater, not only can be used to play, but also can be used to fall, to fight, to hold ......" Liu Busy nonsensical thinking came up.

Wu Xiuna was stunned for a moment.

"No, I want you to stay with me." Wu Xiuna blocked the door, look at that posture, unless you step on me, otherwise, don't think about leaving.

"I'll have something to do when I go back." Liu Xian said.

"I can do everything your girlfriend can do." As soon as Wu Xiuna's words came out, Liu Xian's mind suddenly began to think crookedly. The look in the eyes also became complicated.

"What did you say?"

"I said I can do anything your girlfriend can do, and I will only do it better than her." Wu Xiuna said again.

"Do you know what girlfriends are for?"

"Yes."

"What are you doing?"

"It's for watching during the day, and it's for doing at night."

Hearing Wu Xiuna's sharp answer, Liu Xian fainted directly to the ground, foaming at the mouth.

Tough, Tineema is tough!

"Okay, count yourself ruthless, but it's okay if I don't go, you have to be obedient." Liu Xian didn't actually want to leave. He's gone, who is responsible for Wu Xiuna's safety.

"Okay, I'm obedient, I'm the most obedient." Wu Xiuna slapped her hands eighteen times in a row, looking like she had taken stimulants.

"Then let's go practice calligraphy."

"Ahh

"To go or not to go?"

"I-go!"

"Hey, what are you doing?" Wu Xiuna saw that Liu was busy turning around, and hurriedly asked.

"Toilet!" Liu hurriedly replied angrily.

After going to the toilet, Wu Xiuna said that she was practicing calligraphy, but in fact, she couldn't write three words in half an hour. And Liu was busy, sitting on the sofa watching TV.

Suddenly, Liu was attracted by the news on TV.

"Attention citizens, good news, great news. The group of habitual criminals who fled to our city have been successfully arrested by our people's police today.

Our people's police have always put the interests of the people first and care about the people, and under the unified leadership of the mayor and secretary, they were finally successfully arrested today.

In the process of arrest, Comrade Xue Qianqian, a police officer, performed particularly well and made great contributions to the successful arrest! ”

As soon as the picture turned, Xue Qianqian appeared on TV, but there was a female host sitting next to her.

Moderator: Qianqian, you are really a heroine among our women, compared to you, I am simply a weak Daiyu.

When Liu Xian heard this, he suddenly spewed out a grass word in his mouth, and then countless grass Nima flew by in his mind.

As far as your girl looks, she is still compared to Daiyu, and Zhen Nima is narcissistic at home.

Xue Qianqian smiled faintly, "Then will I become Wang Xifeng?" ”

Tynyima: That's right! Liu Busy burst out again.

Host: "Qianqian, you are so humorous. Okay, let's get down to business, now many netizens are concerned about the whole arrest process, in addition to you, are there any other team members fighting with you. ”

Xue Qianqian nodded, "Of course there is!" ”

Host: "Who is it?" It is said that there has always been a mysterious person, but the identity of that mysterious person is not clear. Is there such a thing? ”

Xue Qianqian's face showed hesitation.

Interesting! Liu hurriedly stretched out his thumb at Xue Qianqian.

Host: Oh yes, in order to restore the scene situation, our program team also invited two witnesses.

Immediately afterwards, the owner and the proprietress of the Nala restaurant appeared.

The host immediately shifted the spearhead and targeted the boss: Big brother, may I ask, do you know the information about that mysterious person?

The boss shook his head, and the hostess nodded.

The host smiled at the camera, which clearly meant that it depended on the host.

At the same time, the station's ratings suddenly rose by two percentage points.

Moderator: You guys, you don't seem to agree on the same answers, huh?

The boss and the proprietress looked at each other, and then they both looked at Xue Qianqian.

Finally, the boss spoke, he first cleared his throat, and then said, "I first thank the party and the people for giving me the opportunity to come to power this time, and then I also thank my father for giving me birth to this world." Oh no, it's my mother's ......."

Circles of black lines suddenly appeared in front of Liu Xian's eyes, and at the same time, this Wu Xiuna also came to the side, "Hey, isn't this who it is?" And your girlfriend? ”

"What girlfriend? Just friends! ”

"Cut, who believes it," Wu Xiuna said coldly.

"Me and her, that's a pure relationship between men and women." Liu hurriedly explained.

"Is there any purity in the relationship between men and women?" Wu Xiuna asked rhetorically.

"Get out!"

Moderator: Big brother, you seem to be a bit off-topic.

Boss: No, the main thing is that I'm too excited.

The host is sweating, how did the staff below do it, didn't they let them string words in advance?

Hostess: Big brother, you just make this place your home, in that case, you won't be excited.

Boss: Really, I can call this place home.

Moderator: Absolutely.

Boss: Okay, then I really think of this place as my home. Actually, I want to say -- I want to say

Moderator: You said.

Boss: I want to say, I want to go to the toilet.

The host suddenly couldn't control the scene, since she entered the industry, she hasn't encountered this situation, Tainima is funny, Tainima regards this place as her home, it's just - **.

However, although he said that he was unhappy in his heart, he still had a smile on his face: Come, staff, please take your eldest brother to the bathroom.

At this time, Xue Qianqian spoke, "Host, if you have any questions, you still ask me, right?"

The host nodded: Okay, in fact, Qianqian, you should know that many citizens want to see you show your hands, since you are here today, it is better to meet the wishes of the citizens.

Xue Qianqian smiled bitterly, "Okay then." ”

Immediately, Xue Qianqian showed a few hands, all of which were some fighting skills, and she also talked about them very carefully.

"Stinky rascal, will I be able to surpass her in the future?" Wu Xiuna asked.

"You go and practice your words first."

"What about you, will I be able to surpass her in the future? How much time does it take? Wu Xiuna continued.

"You go and practice your words first."

"Are you deaf?"

"You go and practice your words first."

"Train your sister."

"You go to practice calligraphy first"

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