Chapter 0007: The Troubles of Chen San and His Wife
Xiao Long was stunned for a while, his mind was racing, and he said secretly: It seems that this place is not suitable for a long time! If you are caught by these mountain people, will you really be a bullshit mountain god? Do you really have a wedding with their chosen mountain god grandmother?
Obediently, it's scary to think about, or the number that slipped away as soon as possible.
As if he could see Xiao Long's thoughts, the fourth uncle smiled and said, "Does Xiaoyou want to slip away?" If you slip away, the chosen mountain god grandmother will really be sacrificed alive. β
"Ahh Living sacrifice. β
"Don't worry, Xiaoyou, as long as you appear, they will recognize you, and when the time comes, that girl will naturally not be sacrificed alive. You have to understand that marriage is predestined, and this is also fate. Hehe, don't look at me like that, don't look at most of the mountain people in our mountains who are vulgar, but there are still many young and beautiful, elegant and handsome men and women, you are satisfied. β
"Uh, yes, yes......" Xiao Long, this sweat! What do you mean? This doesn't mean that if he slips away, if the chosen mountain god grandmother is sacrificed alive, won't the person be killed by himself? It's not really going to go, and it's not going to stay. It is said that being old and not dying is a thief, and after a long time of death, he has become a sperm!
Just when Xiao Long hesitated, there was a faint rooster crying in the mountain village at the foot of the mountain in the distance, and the sky was about to dawn.
Xiao Long raised his eyes, and at some point, the 'mountain people' who divided the snake were gone, and those old men had already walked to the western mountains and forests, and their figures disappeared into the forest, faded, and disappeared. Originally, a few old men killed their ghosts, and Xiao Long also experienced the feeling of contact with ghosts, although his heart was strange, it was not obvious. But at this moment, Xiao Long felt that there was a feeling of hair on his back, and his heartbeat accelerated unconsciously, so he felt afraid.
This has nothing to do with personal ability, it is just a change in the heart.
At the foot of the mountain, Chenjia Village. The high-pitched voice of the famous sister-in-law in the village suddenly woke up the dogs in the village, barking one after another.
"Chen Laosan, you have suffered a thousand cuts, how old are you, and you are still wetting the bed."
"Oops! This, what's wrong, what's really peeing. Chen Laosan was held by his wife's ears, grinning in pain, and touched his body with his hand, and his old face turned red. Then, he began to froze.
"Suffering a thousand cuts, what are you still doing in a daze, hugging the nest? Don't roll up for the old lady yet. Sister-in-law Spicy pulled Chen Laosan's ears angrily, and the pain brought her back to her senses.
"You loser, don't, don't pull it, pull it again, drop it, drop it, drop it." Chen San was afraid of hitting the hand of the spicy sister-in-law, so it was okay not to shoot, but it almost fell off after a beat. "Oh, stop, really don't. I'll tell you something serious. β
"I see you're serious, you say." Sister-in-law really let go, pinched her waist with both hands and looked at Chen San with an angry face, in that way, as long as Chen San didn't come up with a reasonable explanation, he would pick his skin today. In fact, she didn't think that Chen San would really say anything serious.
"This, this time, is really for a reason...... So, Chen San said that he dreamed of the mountain god. In the end, Chen San said: "Damn, you don't know, I was so scared that I couldn't walk...... You, you, what's wrong with you? β
"You, you dreamed too?" The spicy sister-in-law's voice trembled slightly.
"What do you mean...... Ah, you, you dreamed too? Chen San was stunned for a moment and reacted, looking at Sister-in-law Spicy in disbelief, and seeing Sister-in-law Spicy nodded, her face couldn't help but become a little ugly. The voice trembled: "That, that, the selection of the mountain god grandmother, also, is it also true?" Seeing the spicy sister-in-law nodding again, Chen San said a little anxiously: "Then, then, is Juanzi also going to participate?" β
Chen San saw that the sister-in-law was standing there with a pale face, silent, a little anxious, went up and grabbed her shoulders and shook her vigorously a few times, and said while shaking: "Are you here to say, say, Juanzi also has to participate." β
"Juanzi is eighteen this year, and there is no object, do you want to participate?" The spicy sister-in-law stared at Chen San and looked at Chen San angrily. When Chen San heard this, he was immediately dumbfounded, and he turned around in a hurry, and couldn't stop muttering in his mouth, "Play, play, what can I do." If I knew this, I should have found her an in-law earlier. β
"Don't turn around, the old lady who turns is dizzy." The spicy sister-in-law raised her hand and slapped Chen San on the back of the neck, causing Chen San to turn around three times on the spot. It can be seen that this spicy sister-in-law is not only spicy, but also has great strength.
And just when the old couple was anxious, a quiet girl full of youthful vitality and a quiet and soft face, carrying a small bag on her back, pulling a trolley box in her hand, and humming a song walked in. When I looked up, I saw two people on the ground who were in a hurry. It was the Juanzi in the mouth of the two who came back.
"Daddy, Mommy, what are you doing? Are we going to open a tofu factory? Juanzi giggled and walked over and threw herself into the arms of her sister-in-law.
"Little girl, you're talking nonsense."
When Sister-in-law Lazi saw Juanzi, she was first happy in her heart, and then her face turned white all of a sudden. Holding the little girl's hand, she said anxiously: "Girl, you, why are you back, why are you back?" β
"Mom, what's wrong with you? Didn't I call you, it's summer vacation, of course I'll come back, don't you want me to come back? Juanzi is not happy, pout.
"Didn't you say there's another week?"
"Hehe, don't I miss you. I was going to go out with my classmates for a few days and come back in a week, but I didn't expect something to happen to the thief's house......"
"Go, go, what do we do. Go, go, go play for a few days and come back. Chen San interrupted Juanzi's words with some annoyance, touched around his body, and didn't know where to turn out three hundred yuan, and stuffed it into Juanzi's hand.
This is his private money, and he took it out. If it was usual, the sister-in-law would have been annoyed, but today she just glanced at Chen San and didn't speak.
"Mom and Dad, what's wrong with you? What's weird today? Juanzi looked at the two strangely.
"Don't ask, listen to your dad, go out and play for a few days and come back." The sister-in-law hesitated slightly, and nodded slightly. Juanzi looked at her mother with some surprise, as if she was a little surprised, she actually agreed with her father's words. As far as she can remember, it seems that she has never heard her mother agree to any of her father's suggestions. The two are like enemies in the past life, enemies in this life, no noise, no noise, no talking, and the father is like a natural angry bag, the debt in the previous life will be repaid in this life.
"Mom and Dad, what's going on, isn't it, is there something going on at home? Mom and Dad, you, don't, don't scare me. Juanzi was frightened by the abnormality of the two, and tears were already in her eyes, and the tears fell down the ground.
"Look at your girl, what are you crying about, your parents are fine."
"Then, then you ......" Juanzi was a little unconvinced.
"Alas!" The sister-in-law sighed lightly and hesitated for a moment before telling what the two of them had seen and heard in their dreams. "Kid, it's not time for you to come back. Chen Xu was entrusted with a dream by his ancestors, and he will soon notify every household. β
"Giggles, giggles, Mom and Dad, what age is this, you still believe this." Juanzi giggled disappreδΈι¨ly, very disapprovingly.