Chapter 0008 It's Crazy
Hmph, laugh, laugh, when is this, you are still in the mood to laugh. ”
"Giggles, how can't I laugh. Yamagami Grandma Tryout! Tsk, isn't this our Xilongshan beauty contest? What a meaningful thing. How can I be missing Chen Juan'er. After Juanzi laughed a few times, she said seriously.
"Girl, you're stupid, what nonsense are you talking about." Sister-in-law couldn't help but say that she gave a punch to Juanzi's back, and she looked angry. This kid is too ignorant of the severity. I thought it was a good thing.
"Mom, what are you afraid of?" Juanzi said disapprovingly.
"What are you afraid of. Is this a joke? What if I choose one? That's going to marry Yamagami. ”
"Giggles, choose if you choose, that means your daughter is excellent. What kind of mountain god, do you really believe that there are any mountain gods? Juanzi's smile trembled.
"Girl, the mountain god can't joke. Your dad and I had a dream yesterday, and there were a lot of people there. If the mountain god didn't exist, how could so many people have the same dream at the same time? The spicy sister-in-law is right, and at the same time her hands are folded, as if worshipping the Buddha to the surrounding mountains, there are words in her mouth, as if she is saying that the child is not sensible, and he collides with the mountain god, and he has to take care of something.
"Oh, Mom-" Juanzi stomped her feet impatiently, dropped her luggage, and turned to go straight to the village government. She is most disgusted with the people in the mountains, and she loves to do this when she has nothing to do. You said that if you use your spiritual head in the right place, will you also realize the four modernizations in this mountain early!
Looking at the back of his daughter's departure, Chen San and Sister-in-law looked at each other sadly, and also followed. At the same time, Chen Xu, who was like an ant on a hot pot, had already turned around his yard one hundred and eight times. Chen Xu is not only the current patriarch of the Chen family, but also the secretary of the Xilongshan Township, the township party group secretary and village head, otherwise, a few dead ghosts would not have handed over this task to him. When he woke up, there was suddenly such a big thing in his head, how could he not dare to panic? originally thought it was just a dream, but when he told his wife Li Xiulian about it as a joke, he didn't expect that the answer he got was that she also had the same dream.
Chen Xu felt that something was wrong, and when he talked on the phone with Huang Youshan, Zhang Qiankun, Jiang Dawen and other patriarchs of the five clans, because in the dream, several of them also participated in the ritual of worshiping the mountain god.
"The ancestor's dream turned out to be true, then, the selection of the mountain god's grandmother is also true, and the mountain god's manifestation is also true......" Chen Xu muttered to himself, feeling a headache.
"Lao Chen, what's wrong with you? You've been turning around all morning, and I'm dizzy when I see it. Li Xiulian made breakfast, put millet porridge, pickles, and steamed buns on the table, and came over to ask Chen Xu to eat, but found that he was like a donkey grinding a mill, where was he still spinning in circles.
"Alas, it's not grandpa's dream to let me choose what kind of mountain god grandmother." Chen Xu sighed.
"Choose, choose, what's there?" Liu Xiulian said disapprovingly.
"Hmph, what do you know about a woman. Choose the mountain god grandma, do you think it's over after the election? That's going to marry the mountain god, and marry the mountain god! Chen Xu sighed heavily.
"Lao Chen! I said, how can you be smart and confused for a while, and you will get married later after you get married. Anyway, the selection of the mountain god's grandmother is also voluntary, people are willing to be the mountain god's grandmother, willing to marry the mountain god, who cares? It seems that there is no law in the country that prohibits marrying a mountain god as a wife, right? ”
"But, but ......"
"Hehe, I know what you're worried about. A living sacrifice, huh? Li Xiulian chuckled and interrupted Chen Xu's words, and said disappreciably: "Who stipulates that after choosing the mountain god's grandmother and the mountain god's marriage, they must be sacrificed alive?" Wouldn't it be okay to wait for Grandma Mountain God to be sent to the Mountain God Cave after a hundred years? ”
"That's right!" Chen Xu suddenly slapped his thigh and said, "Why didn't I think of it." got up, hugged Liu Xiulian and took a bite on her face, and then rushed out.
"You're not serious, don't eat?" Li Xiulian scolded with a smile and shouted at Chen Xu's back. Chen Xu waved his hand, signaled that he would not eat, and went straight to the township government.
"Secretary Chen, Secretary Chen......"
The township government had already exploded at this time. Many of the staff and cadres of the township government are local and well-informed. What's more, the township government has now gathered the village chiefs and branch secretaries of several villages. As soon as Chen Xu came in, these people immediately surrounded him.
"Okay, I know everyone's intentions, let's go to the conference room first. Xiao Zhang, you go to the cafeteria and take a look, get you some steamed rice porridge or something, it's so early, everyone is afraid that they haven't eaten breakfast. Let's talk while eating. Chen Xu raised his hands and pressed down to stop the village chief and branch secretaries who wanted to speak, and then gave an order to Xiao Zhang, who was the first to walk towards the conference room. Xiao Zhang answered and turned around.
"Secretary Chen, we can't make up for this ancestral dream, but this, the national law does not allow the revitalization of the sacrifice now, this, how can this be done."
The one who spoke was Huang Wenxuan, the branch secretary of 'Shangtianhe Village', although he was not the patriarch of the Huang clan, he was also quite authoritative in the clan. Although he is nearly sixty years old, his temper is still hot. The temperament is the most urgent.
"Brother Huang is right! Now we are a new society, although we have no culture, we can use people to sacrifice people to break the law. I still know. However, the things that the ancestors confessed to their dreams cannot be redone. Secretary Chen, what do you think this is? "The other was fifty-five or sixteen years old, thin, withered, with fleshless cheeks, and a pair of yellowish eyes protruding outward, looking like monkey sperm. He is the current family of the Pang family, Pang Fat.
This guy is so thin that only bones remain, and he is actually called Pang Fat.
At this time, Xiao Zhang walked in with a large bucket of rice porridge, a bag of steamed buns, and a large bag of pickles. Chen Xu greeted with a smile: "Hehe, everyone, let's talk while eating." Everyone has their opinions. ”
With Li Xiulian's reminder, he already knew in his heart, so he was naturally not in a hurry. But he is not in a hurry, these branch secretaries, village chiefs, and patriarchs are in a hurry, how can they be in the mood to eat. In just one morning, a few more responsible, but anxious, had foaming on their mouths.
"Secretary Chen, let's not be in a hurry to eat first. Tell me what the hell is going on. Huang Wenxuan said urgently. The others also chimed in, and a few picked up the steamed buns and just wanted to eat them, but when they saw this, they all put them back.
"Hehe, this thing is easy to do, since the ancestors let us do it in a dream, then we must do it. However, now the times are different, nothing is static, what to do, let's study and study it well......" At the moment, Chen Xu quoted scriptures, spoke for more than ten minutes, thousands of words, and finally threw out Li Xiulian's 'central idea'. Finally, he concluded: "This mountain temple fair, the selection of the mountain god grandmother, and the marriage of the mountain god and the mountain god grandmother are held together. ”
The village party secretaries, village chiefs, and patriarchs waited for the 'opportune time', and their hearts were settled, and they ate up the breakfast that Xiao Zhang bought for 50 yuan, and then went back to make arrangements.
When the news spread, it was natural that there were all kinds of things. Originally, Chen Xu asked for a big event, because he was afraid that no one would participate. After all, the selection of the mountain god grandmother sounds evil. And the older ones know more about the customs of live sacrifices, although they say that they don't carry out live sacrifices, but after all, they are still a little worried, aren't they? Besides, whoever has a girl who gives it to the mountain god as a wife is not worse than being sent to the palace.
There is a hope for sending the palace, maybe when it will come to run, the emperor is coming, and he is favored. can be a wife to the mountain god, and that is really the end of a lifetime.
What Chen Xu didn't expect was that as soon as the news of the Mountain God Grandma Selection Contest was issued, the entire Xilong Township was a sensation, and in just one morning, there were more than three hundred eligible girls who came to sign up.
In addition, Xilong Township is going to hold the first Xilong Mountain Temple Fair, and at the same time the news of the mountain god's grandmother for the mountain god is spreading, and now the whole Xichuan City knows, many school-age women have called to consult, and there are more direct registration to participate, so that several staff members in charge of registration can't help but sigh the madness of the times.