Zhang Lang's soul is scattered!

Yes, he's so scared now that he just wants to call his mother.

Why is Zhang Lang so frightened now?

It's because he finally knows why Phil, the plane, and the two fat men desperately wanted to interrupt him and tell him something.

Moreover, he also knew why after hearing that he said that he wanted to soak the flowers of Senior Colonel Su, the three of them looked at him with extremely worshipful eyes.

This is simply a matter of slapping yourself in the face, Colonel Su, right behind her back.

No wonder, I just felt that the little hand that patted my shoulder was so soft, so like a girl's hand.

Because when boys generally pat their shoulders, they have a lot of strength, and they are not light or heavy when they start.

Even a slap down on your back or shoulders is possible.

Maybe boys are born with a lack of tendons.

So in the performance of certain things, the boy is always so stupid, or just say, so "two".

Maybe it's because of this that many boys are very slow in some aspects.

For example, in terms of feelings, in terms of chasing girls.

It is precisely because of this that there is a very popular saying on the rivers and lakes, called "Men chase women, the mountain of the layer, women chase the man, the yarn of the layer." ”

This sentence deeply reflects a very common phenomenon in society now.

That is when a boy pursues a girl, it is simply a knife mountain, a sea of fire, and a frying pan, but it may not be able to pursue a girl.

But what if a girl pursues a boy?

All you need to do is ask, "Do you like me?" I like you very much, can we consider dating", the boy stupidly agreed.

No, it doesn't have to be a stupid promise, or even a bullshitty promise.

Or like an obedient puppy, wagging his tail and begging for mercy.

Zhang Lang has seen a lot of this kind of thing.

Ahh

I'm not a girl, how can I ever meet a man's relationship?

What's more, in the dormitory of 617, everyone is an orthodox sling.

Zhang Lang also admitted that he was an orthodox sling.

It's a sling, forget it.

But in the 617 dormitory, in addition to Zhang Lang, there are three friends: Fei'er, Airplane, and Erfatzi.

plus Zhang Lang, none of these four people have ever been in love, and none of them have ever had a girlfriend.

The reason why Zhang Lang was able to know these things was because he read a lot.

Zhang Lang fully discovered the benefits of spending so many books.

That is, to be able to know exactly something.

This seems to have made Zhang Lang refine an ability - "I have never eaten pork and seen a pig run".

Invisibly, when Zhang Lang did something, it formed a huge convenience.

"Brother Zhang, come on, I'm optimistic about you."

"Master, you are really my idol, I Long Aotian has never seen a man as upright, brave and witty as you, actually said this in front of Colonel Su, in this world, there is such courage, and you are the only one."

"Brother Zhang, I have never admired a person in my life, but today, I am completely convinced of you, we believe that under your set of "How to Become a Heartthrob", "Top Ten Things You Should Pay Attention to When Dating", "Innocent Men Serial Invincible Killer" and other works on the theoretical basis, it is more than enough to soak a school flower."

Well, Zhang Lang admits that if he could, he would be eager to kill these three stupid forks now.

Have you ever seen someone dismantled like this?

Also, why did Zhang Lang feel that Fei'er, the plane, and the small universe of the two fat men and the three people were so strong.

After listening to his own stupid and purely nonsense theoretical basis, I met Colonel Su again, and then something like this happened.

Well, I don't know if Fei'er, the plane, and the two fat men really worship themselves, or pretend to worship themselves.

Anyway, a few people, it seems that the mood is very high now.

It's just that Zhang Lang now thinks that the reason why the three of them are so interested is not because they can see their master pick up girls in person or say that they can learn skills so well after taking the girl.

It's because Fei'er, the plane, and the two fat men can see that their master, after saying a set of theoretical foundations, is now immediately rejected by others and slapped in the face.

This made the three slings scream excitedly.

Zhang Lang can understand why the three of them have this mentality.

If you put it in a simple word, it is actually very simple, that is, "you can't eat grapes and think that grapes are sour".

Or to use an old adage that has been crossed out, it can also be illustrative.

"Don't suffer from injustice but suffer from poverty, and suffer from anxiety regardless of poverty."

It is precisely because of this that after seeing Goddess He Qing being chased by Zhang Lang, Fei'er, the plane, and the two fat men were very indignant.

However, although the three of them were angry, they had to admit one thing.

That is, if it was replaced by any of the three of them at that time, it would definitely not be possible to do Zhang Lang's situation.

No one is sure that in less than half an hour, they will finish a conversation with a girl, or even chase the girl to their hands, touch their hair, touch their hands, and even leave their phone number and the like.

However, it is precisely because of this that when I saw the same sling and caught up with a goddess, the psychology of Fei'er, the plane, and the two fat men became unbalanced in an instant.

Whether it is to say, there are some clever Fei'er, or there are some dirty and dirty two fat people, or that he has always regarded himself as a literary and artistic youth, but in fact, he is just a two-stroke young man's plane Sun Nanhang.

Among these three people, no matter who they are, more or less, they all have some inferiority complex.

The reason for this inferiority complex is actually very simple.

That is, they are all in high school, and many people already have girlfriends as soon as they enter school.

But what about the three of them?

Whether it's Fei'er who doesn't dare to chase girls, or the plane that has been sullen, and the second fat man who has pursued ninety-nine girls.

None of these people have ever succeeded.

Moreover, the academic performance of the three people is not very good.

This also led to Fei'er not daring to chase girls, and the plane just lamented that the good cabbage in this world was arched by pigs, etc.

As for the second fat man, this is a natural optimist, so he dares to pursue so many dozens of girls.

It's a pity, though.

Among these dozens of girls, none of them are interested in the second fat man.

It is precisely because he is not interested in the second fat man that the second fat man has not chased his girlfriend.

Originally, the failure of one or two was still understandable, and even felt acceptable.

But after failing ninety-nine times, no matter how good your patience is, no matter how strong your heart is, there will be psychological shadows.

It is precisely because of the continuous existence of psychological shadows that the second fat man will never chase girls again after knowing some things.

Even at some moments, I really went to read what Zhang Lang said about "Top Ten Things You Should Pay Attention to When Dating", and what books about "Innocent Men Serial Invincible Killers".

It is precisely because of this that the second fat man is also on the road of the master of theory, and he will never return.

On the path of practice, it has never succeeded.

Of course, some of that is for later.

Now, a few people just want to see Zhang Lang's jokes.

Even if Zhang Lang really has some skills, will this be the legendary secret skill of picking up girls, and will also have some tricks to make a girl.

However, these things, in the eyes of Fei'er, the plane, and the two fat people, are just an event with a matter of probability.

That's right, that's what it looks like.

In the eyes of several people, even if Zhang Lang really succeeded in what he did to He Qing, it was just because of good luck and just doing what he liked.

But Su Musha is different.

This person is a school girl who has not entered the society.

It is precisely because he has not entered the society that the category is of course different from that of goddesses like He Qing.

Zhang Lang's appearance is relatively refreshing, so for mature women and other types of girls above society, the lethality may be relatively great.

But in Fei'er, the plane, and the two fat people, Zhang Lang's attraction to Su Musha is not so great.

Previously, Zhang Lang boasted about going to Haikou and said that he wanted to soak in the Su curtain cover, but in the eyes of several people, it was just a joke.

Yes, now in the school, many people are rumored that Su Musha has taken a fancy to Zhang Lang, and even chased Zhang Lang backwards.

But in real life, no one has ever seen what really happened between two people.

Even Fei'er, who once thought that Zhang Lang and Su Musha were on good terms, never found out that between Zhang Lang and Su Musha, there was any relationship beyond friendship.

Now it's fun.

Zhang Lang really praised Haikou twice, saying that he wanted to pursue Goddess Su.

However, Goddess Su stood behind him and showed Zhang Lang what was going on.

Things are like this, even before, there was really something ambiguous between Su Musha and Zhang Lang, but now, in Fei'er's opinion, it is absolutely impossible.

A well-known and self-conscious beauty like Colonel Su's flower can't be found with a lantern.

Moreover, Fei'er, who is known as a know-it-all, knows very well that such a beauty is precisely because she is too high-minded and attaches too much importance to herself and pays great attention to her reputation.

These school girls sometimes look at their own reputation, even more important than anything else.

And everyone in Huaguo is a person who cherishes his feathers very much.

It is precisely because of this that many people in China attach importance to their own reputation.

Fei'er and the others didn't believe it, Colonel Su, even if she had some good feelings for Zhang Lang, a kid, was really willing to listen to Zhang Lang's nonsense here.

"What's the matter with you?" Zhang Lang knew that at this time, he would definitely not be able to be cold.

So, after he was a little stunned, he immediately started the topic.

The Haikou that I just boasted of, the cowhide that was blown out, must be a dream, right?

Zhang Lang thought of it and pinched his hand.

It hurts!

His sister's, it's not a dream!