"What do you see, you guys, if you don't study my theory honestly, you still have to ......," Zhang Lang said angrily.

But I didn't expect that my master's opening remarks were interrupted by a few bastards.

How can that be true?

Can we still have fun together?

What kind of is this?

Didn't you just worship Lao Tzu as a teacher?

In the blink of an eye, why don't you put being a teacher in your eyes?

At the moment, Zhang Lang was very angry in his heart.

No, it should be said that it is quite angry, it is simply angry.

In China, there are several major crimes, which are infuriating crimes that make people unable to eat.

One crime is unfilial piety.

And these grandchildren, so to speak, are quite filial to themselves.

There's no way, who asked a few people to ask themselves for advice on how to be a sister before.

In Zhang Lang's opinion, if you talk about pickling girls, there is no shortcut at all.

The only thing you can take a shortcut is if you subtract some of your essence as a dick.

Yes.

In Zhang Lang's view, there is no girl in the world who likes sling.

If in this world, you really see a sling being loved by a white rich beauty.

Then, either because this sling is a potential stock, or because this sling itself has some other shining points.

For example, talented, capable, wealth is not exposed, or after taking a bath, the whole person is found to be very handsome, etc.

There will be no such thing as a free lunch.

This is the principle that Zhang Lang has always adhered to, and it is also the New Year that he has always adhered to.

That's right, no one in this world will be good to you for no reason, and no one will hate you for no reason, or in this world, there will be no one who will trouble you for no reason, or send you money or something.

Yes, this world has always been a place of equal interests.

It's not that there are no eternal interests here, or that is to say, eternal friends.

Rather, in this world, there is no advantage that you can always take advantage of.

It can also be said that in this materialistic world, there can be no pie in the sky, waiting for you every day.

The world doesn't bring you all kindness.

Zhang Lang firmly believes that this is a place where interests are exchanged.

"No, master, we mean ......" The second fat man saw that Fei'er was choked by Zhang Lang, and he hurriedly helped Fei'er speak.

In fact, this time the second fat man spoke, not that the second fat man spoke for Fei'er, but because there was really something else this time.

"Yes, Brother Zhang." The plane didn't flatter him so much that he called Master Zhang Lang directly like a second fat man, "You'd better take a look, there is really something else, we ......"

"Enough, I know, after you learned a few of my sister theory, are you proud and complacent, if that's the case, I tell you, it's very wrong, don't you know, the theory of the sister is just an auxiliary means......

The real sister, do you still have to use practical actions to complete? It is absolutely not feasible to only talk on paper.

If you want to learn to be a real pickled girl, then you must first correct your attitude and know what you want to do, and, according to the actual situation, you have to complete this sister action, practice to know the truth, understand? ”

Zhang Lang said so much, he just wanted a little applause, and by the way, he wanted a little benefit or something.

As a result, after a long time, none of the apprentices knew to take the initiative to honor their master.

Does it mean that he, the master, deserves to be so hard?

It's really the world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient.

"It's a pity, if our school Su University spends time here, I will definitely give you a personal practice, so that you can see the real skills of the sister."

Zhang Lang felt that perhaps the content of what he had been saying was not shocking enough, and only when the content of his speech was shocking enough and enough to deter the psychological activities of these grandsons, could he truly put himself on the "road of famous teachers".

Of course, for now, this is still a long way to go.

However, I don't know why, when Zhang Lang said this, Fei'er, the plane, and the two fat people actually grew their mouths, and looked at Zhang Lang, as if they had heard something terrible in the world, and as if they had seen the most terrible person in the world.

In Zhang Lang's opinion, this is obviously the three slings who were shocked after listening to their sister's declaration.

Haha, in the world, there is no shortage of people, not capable people, nor incapable people.

In Zhang Lang's view, the people who are really the most lacking in this world are those who brag.

That's right, now Zhang Lang is just bragging.

After all, as long as the cowhide is not blown out, then everything is easy to say.

Moreover, you can also get the fan value of three fans.

Why not?

And, in Zhang Lang's view, bragging is just a technical job.

In fact, there is no danger at all in bragging.

This is pure, it is to use yourself to grind your mouth, and then let everyone know how amazing you turned out to be, and how to blow up the sky.

Maybe in real life, you are nothing, you can't do anything.

Even, you are an imbecile, a cripple, or a mentally retarded.

But as long as you don't show it when you brag, let yourself blow the horn of the cowhide, and don't blow the cowhide, it is already a model of success.

In Zhang Lang's view, cowhide can be regarded as the most complete and beautiful thing developed in the history of human development.

It's something that doesn't require you to be responsible, and it's something that gives you the freedom to use your imagination.

As long as your imagination is rich enough, then this kind of thing can be said to be easy to come by.

And, there's another very important point.

You brag about it, but in reality, you didn't spend a penny.

However, because you brag about it, of course, it will lead to people believing your cowhide theory.

In this way, it is equivalent to saying that it is a profitable thing.

See, this is the result-

I saw that at this moment, Zhang Lang's three apprentices, no, in the strict sense, should be three roommates, who were watching Zhang Lang in amazement.

The feeling of worship that has been integrated into his bones makes Zhang Lang proud.

See?

That's what bragging about.

That's right, it's really because of bragging, so I guessed a few slings of worship.

Haha, sure enough, what my cousin said in her book was not wrong.

One of the ten major psychology of the sling is called "goddess psychology", and now it must be in the hearts of Fei'er, the plane, and the two fat people.

Therefore, when he said that he wanted to soak the goddesses of these people, Fei'er, the plane, and the two fat men immediately stopped talking.

Yes, that's it.

Zhang Lang really wanted to give a thumbs up for his witty behavior.

If it weren't for the bunch of books I read when I was just discharged from the hospital in my early years, if it wasn't for the books I read, they weren't what I liked to read, but some strange books that my cousin picked for me.

Then there will be no current Zhang Lang.

That's right, Zhang Lang is still very grateful to his cousin.

Fortunately, my cousin is here, and I have read some strange psychological books, as well as books similar to the skills of the sister, so I can mix well in front of my classmates and roommates today.

There is even the momentum of being a master of several people.

Just look at the adoring eyes of a few people.

The domineering speech just now has deeply impressed several people.

Now, in the hearts of these people, perhaps their admiration for themselves is like a surging river, endless, or like the flooding of the Yellow River, out of control!

Zhang Lang thought of it and was triumphant.

Life must be full of joy.

Someone patted Zhang Lang on the shoulder.

Maybe he was too proud, Zhang Lang said casually: "What, apprenticeship three hundred and eight, if two people apprentice together, then you will be charged two hundred for one person." ”

Zhang Lang has now made up his lines.

Even when a few people asked Fei'er, the plane, and the two fat men how much it cost to apprentice, Zhang Lang could have generously admitted that it was a hundred yuan.

That's right, now after the metropolis of Fei'er, the plane, and the two fat people, the so-called 100 yuan gambling money set is now regarded as tuition by Zhang Lang.

He even had the idea of becoming a teacher.

Look, a hundred yuan for a student, how expensive.

In this case, if you teach 100 students yourself, it will be 10,000 yuan.

10,000 yuan!

Just thinking about it makes my heart warm.

If you earn 10,000 yuan by yourself, then you don't have to think about being so tired now.

It's even time to have to go to work in the middle of the night, and then come to earn your daily living expenses.

Thinking of this, Zhang Lang was very warm.

If you charge 200 yuan instead of 100 yuan, as you did just now, then 50 people will be able to make yourself a "millionaire".

Although this "millionaire" is still far from the legendary "billionaire".

However, if people know that he is just a high school student, but he is already self-made and has earned 10,000 yuan, then he must be impressive.

Zhang Lang found that what he was doing now seemed to be to confirm the theory that his cousin had told him at the beginning.

My cousin told herself that no matter what kind of work it is, as long as it can make money, it is a good job.

Recently, because of the money thing, Zhang Lang has been a little stunned in many things.

As long as it can make money, do it.

Today's Zhang Lang really understands what it means to be a hero.

Without money, it is difficult to stand on top of this society.

Therefore, in order to maintain his mystery, he does not look at the person who shoots him behind his back.

This person may have developed a great sense of admiration for himself after listening to his lectures.

Pat it again.

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