At half past seven, I received a call from Liu Qian.

“…… Railway station...... it! "I listened to these two words for a long time, and after pondering for a long time, I realized that she thought I was at the train station!

"Hey! Feed! Liu Qian! I'm fighting with about 200 people now! I guess I'll have to go to my sister's house later, if I don't go tonight, you can go straight to the hospital to see me! I shouted hoarsely for a long time, and I didn't know if Liu Qian heard clearly, and then I hung up the phone.

Jingba beside me also lost his temper: "I'll go, I've never seen this formation, this group of people is much darker than the ones below!" "Sophie Fei was enjoying my rehabilitation massage, while commenting on the stubble on the table, this woman is also pitiful enough, someone came down to look for weapons just now, if I hadn't lifted the bloody bricks, that guy would have dragged Jingba away again!

Jingba glanced at me resentfully, and said to me solemnly: "Lao Wang, if you can't do it, let's call the police!" ”

...... "I never thought she could encourage me to do such a thing, does this woman want me to mess around in this acre of land?" I glared at him and picked up the phone, "Hey, 110?" I'm going to report it! It's not that the train ticket is lost! I've got someone fighting here! Yes, yes, a group of ** fights, there is a four-eyed lying next to me vomiting blood! There was also a fat man who was slapped with a brick, and then let people step on it for more than an hour! Hurry up! Out of the north city has been walking, about more than ten kilometers away there is a human research center, after entering the house to the north, there is a general manager's room, remember to shoot the wall to find us...... You're so crazy, I'll tell you, you're dying, you can do it......"

Then, I began to huddle with Jingba and wait for the arrival of the people's police.

Don't say it, although the operator took me for a madman, the police came quickly, and within fifteen minutes, a gunshot suddenly rang out outside the conference room.

Then my colleagues who were holding the bricks PK stopped, and I followed the crowd and rushed out of the conference room.

A dozen or so police officers were scrambling to adjust to the environment in front of them, and one policeman shouted at a group of patients who were surrounding him: "Where is my gun?" I dropped it when I came down just now, which of you picked it up? ”

At this moment, there were several loud noises in the crowd, and I saw that the eldest sister who strangled me by the neck in the morning was holding a pistol and shooting at the steel frame, and shouted in her mouth: "Come on, come on, old lady, I'm Ultraman!" ”

A policeman picked up the walkie-talkie in his hand: "Request for support, request for support." ”

……

Then, the Public Security Bureau rented ten buses and took us all away!

Coal City is a small city, very peaceful, and law and order has always been very good, but, today, because of an inexplicable near-death hallucination, the Coal City Public Security Bureau has suffered the greatest damage since the founding of the People's Republic of China.

All the policemen who went home from work were all summoned to maintain order, and the public security bureau was already overcrowded, except for the police, the people in the public security bureau were now roughly divided into four groups, one group supported Liu Gong, one group supported Sun Gong, a group of patients who were cheering hard, and a group of unrelated citizens who were ravaged by the patients.

The police didn't understand what we were studying, their understanding of high technology was basically at the same level as mine, and they couldn't understand why we polite people were in a mess because of two sentences.

A group of patients made the police feel that they had chosen the wrong profession, and I don't know which ** instructed, at this time, two patients were playing a shootout with a gun without bullets, a crazy man was in heat against the mop at the door, and several people were checking the small movie discs that had just been confiscated around the computer, and two of them also said that they wanted to imitate it on the spot.

A citizen who came to the public security bureau to report the crime held a ballpoint pen to his neck, and he desperately shouted that whoever dared to approach him, he poked two holes in his neck.

I originally wanted to play a wise way to protect myself, to hide my merit and fame, and secretly hide at the door to watch, who would have thought, last night the director who was stimulated enough by me suddenly came in, the big brother first looked at me suspiciously, and then touched the red and swollen face, and when he touched the scratches that had scabbed, the director's face twitched, and then, this guy punched me in the head, and I guessed that I was a scoundrel......

Later, with the joint efforts of the city's police uncles and the assistance and mediation of 001 Mr. Liu, the scene finally calmed down, and Liu Gong and Sun Gong finally agreed to temporarily give up the conflict, saying that they agreed to wait for further discoveries before continuing the discussion.

Then, for the sake of safety, the director who beat me ordered the police to let us go home in batches, and Liu Gong's gang left first, and then Sister Sun's gang left. Presumably out of revenge, I was not allowed to leave until the mentally ill person was returned to the unit.

When I went out, I found that Director Wang also walked out, I was afraid of being beaten again, so I hurriedly walked a few steps, who would have thought, Director Wang suddenly shouted to me behind me: "Dude, can you talk?" ”

I reluctantly stopped, and said to Director Wang with a guilty face: "Bureau Wang, is there something wrong with you?" ”

Director Li hehehe: "I was still thinking yesterday, what kind of awesome and shining character are you, you can hook up with my wife!" It turns out that you are engaged in scientific research! ”

I felt that the word scientific research came out of his mouth, and there was no difference between the word hooligan, so I had to explain with a wry smile: "Bureau Li, my sister-in-law and I have a pure misunderstanding. Don't mind! ”

Director Li's pupils gathered: "You won't be hypnotizing my wife, right?" I've known her for a long time, and I still know her, even if she empathizes and doesn't fall in love, she won't be blind to find a neurotic like you, right? ”

"......" I almost choked to death by his words, burying people also have a limit to be good, so, I indignantly stretched out my hand, made a gesture of shaking hands, and explained in my mouth: "If you don't say it's a leader, your understanding ability is strong, yes, yesterday our unit sent me a task to come out and do some performance art, I'm really sorry!" ”

Director Li was stunned for a moment, but reluctantly stretched out his hand: "Forget it, I only advise you, my patience is limited, don't try to get close to me and my daughter-in-law, otherwise, even if I resign, I have to have a good time with you!" ”

I nodded solemnly, waved goodbye to Director Li, and then stopped a taxi and rushed to my aunt's house.

Then, when I got out of the car, I saw Director Li again!

This big brother didn't expect to meet me again so soon, so he almost came over and beat me, scolded a few swearing, and pointed at my nose to warn a few words, and then rushed into the community!

it! What's wrong with me? Why don't I come here and follow the group? Who knew you lived here? I didn't mean to follow you! So, I deliberately took a detour in the community, hoping to avoid this unlucky one.

After a strategic detour, I finally walked into the hallway of my sister-in-law's house.

I don't know how to do it, since the infusion, my hearing is more sensitive, in the whole building, only the fifth floor on the left side, that is, my sister-in-law's house has an open door, it seems to be leaving the door for me.

On the first floor, I heard a cold greeting, a large number of men and women seemed to be receiving some guest, and the guest seemed to be a little embarrassed, and explained that there was some unexpected situation tonight. A woman said that in the past two days, the two of us have fallen into evil spirits, and we always meet bastards, and then everyone persuaded each other, and then the guest asked a person how is your husband, and then I heard Liu Qian speak: It's good, he will come over in a while. I suddenly felt as if I realized something!

On the second floor, the guests began to tell jokes to the big guys, saying that it was too late to deal with the brain-dead behavior of a group of fools, and then he began to describe what had happened, emphasizing that it was because of two sentences that these fools started a group fight. And then it is also important to state that one of the ** will hypnotize......

On the third floor, the guest began to talk to her daughter-in-law about yesterday's events, saying that what happened yesterday was nothing more than a stupid research done by some stupid scientific research structure...... A room of people began to inquire about the name of the ** with this guest, saying that it would be good to go out tomorrow to scan and listen, this coal city has not been strange for several years...... Especially my daughter-in-law Liu Qian, she asked the most joyful, she proudly told everyone that her husband was studying neurosis, and she couldn't say it well, this ** could be given to her husband for research.

On the fourth floor, the guest said the name of the **: Wang Damin. Then, for a moment, the whole room fell silent.

When I walked to the door, my daughter-in-law, my father-in-law, my sister-in-law I didn't know, my brother-in-law, including the newborn baby, all looked at me in shock, like looking at a **!

I stood at the door in a daze, holding Jingba in my arms, like a stone statue, at this time, if I sprinkled some phosphor powder behind me, I would definitely be able to create a feeling of ascending to heaven!

Jingba, possessed by Sophie, plunged into my arms without hesitation, as if she couldn't accept this scene at all.

Li Ju and his family had already gritted their teeth at this time, looking at it like that, they couldn't wait to tear me apart, if it weren't for the newborn baby in the house, these two would have picked up the bench and greeted me.

Time passed minute by minute, and finally, the driver's eldest sister couldn't hold back the anger in her heart anymore, grabbed the thermos and rushed towards me, scolding and scolding in her mouth: ", my mother, my innocence in this life will be ruined in the hands of your grandson!" How dare you follow the door! ”

When the kettle was only 0.01 centimeter away from my forehead, my arrogant, stunned, and silly daughter-in-law Liu Qian finally spoke: "Damin, you are here!" ”