For the next two hours, I don't know how I got here!

In view of the driver's eldest sister's fierce words and Li Ju's resentful gaze, my daughter-in-law and my sister-in-law always observed me suspiciously, as if I had really done something sorry for Liu Qian.

My husband hadn't spoken since I entered the door, and the old man kept his hands in his pockets, and I had to wonder if he had some secret weapon in his pockets.

The most hateful thing is my brother-in-law, not only did this guy not play a role in easing the atmosphere, but secretly followed me when I went to the toilet, and quietly asked me if I had anything with his distant sister-in-law?

What's that? What's that? What the hell is that? I didn't understand what he meant before leaving!

In this case, Sophie, as my partner, shouldn't continue to be a demon even if she doesn't do something to restore my glorious image, right? What about this woman? As if he had never given birth (I don't know if he had given birth or not), as soon as he entered the house, he got out of Jingba and began to ravage my daughter-in-law's little nephew.

The baby's sense of touch is always the most sensitive, the little guy was originally lying quietly in the crib to understand life, but he didn't expect that suddenly there was a woman who moved his hands and feet, and then, the little guy began to cry and shush. I guess peeing is just a catharsis, if this little guy could talk, he would definitely scold Sophie!

My Pekingese broke free from Sophie's shackles, and then began to have fun, just like my nephew, the little thing was dazed and familiar with the new environment, and then began to pee all over the house! After all the electrical appliances were marked, my Beijing bus went straight to my father-in-law......

My father-in-law sighed, made a look of hating iron but not steel, shook off his wet pants, and then walked out of the door delicately!

……

By the time I got back to the community, it was almost twelve o'clock, and as soon as I opened the door, I noticed that there was one more person in the house!

A dirty old man, with a beard longer than my socks, his long hair divided into several locks, as if he had waxed, his face was black and white, and his eyes were quite bright, just a little colored, and since I opened the door, he has been staring at Sophie's chest and buttocks.

After being stared at by this old man for a long time, Sophie Fei and I exchanged glances, and we both agreed that this was a ghost!

Su Feifei was also angry for a day, especially after I denounced her special infantiphilia just now, this woman didn't pay attention to me, seeing the old man in front of her who was confused, Su Feifei said coldly: "The king of heaven covers the tiger!" ”

The old man didn't say anything, but suddenly he was happy with Sophie, and his big yellow teeth shone with golden light, and then he walked towards the two of us.

"Who are you?" I asked hurriedly.

"Guess!" The old man seemed to want to say something, but when he saw me asking, he suddenly changed his expression...... A cheap face.

I glanced at Sophie Fei blankly, and the woman nodded at me solemnly!

Then I grabbed the stool and smashed it at the old man's head. Nima, come to my house in the middle of the night and let me guess who you are? I think you're dead impatient!

Fifteen minutes later, Sophie Fei was a little tired, so she ran into the bathroom to take a shower, and told me to greet this old man well, saying that the fool is very fatal, and the ordinary moves have no effect at all. Without saying a word, I took out my electric drill and stabbed the old man......

The old man's mouth full of yellow teeth had been knocked out by me, and he suddenly said, "Chicken stew with mushrooms!" ”

"Chicken stew with mushrooms?" Be all abroad! Is this old thing arguing with me? I took out the biggest drill and stabbed the old man in the navel viciously.

"! Chicken stew with mushrooms! Chicken stew with mushrooms! ...... "This old man is also a hard stubble, and the harder I beat, the happier this old man will cry."

……

Half an hour later, the doorbell rang suddenly, I opened it to see, it turned out to be Brother Song downstairs, living in a building for more than ten years, I have known him for a long time, before, when I was still Zheng Yun, this Brother Song often went to my house to ask me for wifi password......

"Why are you sick? What is the smash in the middle of the night? What to drill? Chick stewed with mushrooms? Stew stew your sister! Brother Song looked angry, rubbed his sleepy eyes, gritted his teeth and scolded!

I hurriedly put down the electric drill in my hand, then nodded and apologized, and then coaxed Brother Song back.

As soon as I closed the door, I saw Sophie Fei walking out of the bathroom wearing a bathrobe, wiping her wet hair with a towel, and asked me, "What did you just say about chicken stewed mushrooms?" ”

I shrugged my shoulders and pointed to the shivering old man lying on the ground: "This old thing said it! ”

"I'll go!" Sophie's face changed drastically, she threw off the towel, ran to the old man's side, and asked anxiously, "This customer, are you okay?" You see you too, why didn't you say it earlier? Why be beaten? ”

The old man looked at me in confusion, and then fainted!

After Sophie's explanation, I realized that in order to prevent me and Sophie Fei from missing the customers when I was not at home, and to prevent the impersonation of lonely ghosts, I specially set a secret word with Sophie Fei to check the identity. Specifically, Sophie Fei said the last sentence of the secret language: the king of heaven covers the tiger, and then, the customer must answer firmly: chicken stewed mushrooms!

Sophie Fei took advantage of the old man's coma to make a brief exchange with the following, it turned out that this dirty old man turned out to be a famous economics brick family below! The Foreign Affairs Department suddenly sent him up to help me make money, so that I could establish a nationwide network as soon as possible, and it is said that some of the big guys below are already a little impatient to wait, and they go to the Foreign Affairs Department every day to make trouble!

The following news also specifically mentioned that this old man surnamed He was a beggar before his death, who would have thought that after his death, he would suddenly come to his senses, study economics, and really study some famous names.

This old man is not so virtuous in the underworld, he is completely handsome, and he is extremely popular, there are many iron fans, and there are a lot of people who follow him to sign wherever he goes, and he belongs to the kind of character who is loved by everyone, flowers bloom, and cars with flat tires, but this person has a shortcoming: he loves to pretend to b.

I stabbed the old man with the remote control in a daze: "God of Wealth! God of Wealth! Are you alright? ”

……

Two o'clock in the morning. After I agreed to let him sign my belly shirtless, the old man gave up the idea of complaining about us.

The old man kept rubbing his temples with one hand, screaming twice from time to time, and pointed to his stomach with one hand and said: ", you two are dark enough, the old man also experienced the scum hole back then, compared with you, their methods are simply cordial exchanges!" ”

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" While accompanying the smiling face, I beat the old man's legs: "He Brick family, since you have come up, have you already thought of any way to make me rich?" ”

The old man looked at me with disdain: "We have set up a fund below, and anyone who helps us can get a huge amount of netherworld property after death, pay attention, it's a golden ticket!" It's not paper money burned on it! As long as they die, the deposit will arrive immediately, and they will be able to live a middle-class life immediately in the underworld, which saves a lot of detours! To be honest, if I had this condition, I would have made a fortune at least 20 years earlier! You can do a good job of publicity, this is definitely a high-yield investment, just a few decades of work in the world, in exchange for such a huge wealth, this is a good thing that has not happened in 10,000 years! ”

I listened to it with anger, and almost picked up an electric drill to poke him again, Nima, after studying for a long time, I came up with such a plan? Let me take this plan to recruit people? How do I tell someone? Dude, you won't be paid for working with me for the time being, and you'll be rich when you die! It's no wonder I'm not beaten to death!

I glanced at Sophie Fei angrily, Su Feifei was also full of guilt, this woman has been on it for a long time, and she still has some human feelings!

Su Feifei smiled and said to He Zhuan's family: "Mr. He, look, is there a way to make some RMB, to be honest, in the yang world, this acre and three points of land, or this thing is good!" ”

He Brick's family looked at the two of us suspiciously, his eyes were like looking at two fools, and after a long time, the old man frowned and said, "I have to investigate this!" Give me two days, and I'll figure it out! ”

After saying that, the old man dragged his limp and looked in the mirror with his body full of holes!

……

The next morning, I woke up to find myself sitting in a chair next to my computer desk, not bad! I sat down in my chair, and I noticed that my hand was opening web pages!

Well! It must be that He Brick's family is using my body to check the information and help me find a way to make money!

Just when I was about to ponder how to treat Lao He today, suddenly, I saw "I" switch to a window with the keyboard, and then "I" said to a beautiful woman in the computer, and the woman in the computer said delicately: "Mr. Wang, what! Thank you for 500 flowers! Why? Next, I will sing you a song "Eighteen Bends of the Mountain Road"! ”

I suddenly realized something, this old man is paying money to video chat with people, and besides, this old man is just ordering songs!

I worked hard to concentrate and take back control of my body, and then I saw He Brick's house being squeezed out by me, and I hurriedly closed the video window!

The old man muttered with an unhappy face: "Why don't you listen? I sang so well, I've listened to more than a dozen songs! ”

I didn't care about getting mad at him, so I hurriedly picked up my phone to check, and in particular, it took me two thousand yuan for five hours!

"What the hell are you wicked! Are you the monkey's rescuer? I asked the old man with a sad face!