Volume 2 Wind and Water Chapter 2 A New Journey (2) (2) (2 Changes) (Collect)
I turned my head and glared at Wang Chongyang and the four masters, this is their judgment,, according to this distance, I can't go for half a year.
I continued to ask the young people, "Are there any big cities around here?" It's a little more convenient! ”
The young man said impatiently, "Big city? Yes, there is a Qingtan town more than 400 miles to the north, and there is a railway station! But you can't get over it now! ”
Me: "Why?" ”
The young man explained: "There is a river between Qingtan Town and our village, and two days ago, there was a big flood, which broke the bridge, and it is estimated that it will take about ten days to repair!" ”
As soon as I heard that it was a small river blocking our way, I was relieved, we are a bunch of people, the masters are like clouds, and there is no difference between flying eaves and walking on the wall and shopping for vegetables, and a big river must be difficult for us.
But just when I was full of confidence, I heard the four masters, Wang Chongyang, and Su Diao exclaim in unison: ", we are actually near the Stygian River!" ”
I turned to look at the people and whispered, "Can you pass?" ”
Several people who had lived in the underworld quickly shook their heads at the same time, and the Su Diao complex walked up to me and explained to my ear: "The Styx River is the largest river in the underworld, located in the southern part of the Netherworld Continent, and the Yin Qi on the Stygian River is rolling, and it is impossible to use the power at all. It was a branch of the Styx. ”
I was dumbfounded! , the underworld is really dangerous, I just saw the power of the Netherworld Fire, and heard about such a terrible place as the Netherworld, it seems that we can only delay in this village for a few days.
After a long time, the young master shouted at us, "Are you alright?" Let's go, I'm watching TV with my daughters-in-law! ”
Look at what you said, daughters-in-law, you are not good people when you hear it!
I took his hand and asked him sincerely, "Big brother, is there an inn in our village?" ”
The young man shook his head: "No! ”
I said, "We have money!" ”
The young man was stunned for a moment: "I don't want paper and money!" ”
I took out a few beautifully shaped gold coins from my pocket and handed them to the young man: "Big brother, do you think these gold coins are enough for us to settle down with you?" ”
The young man's face changed at that time, and soon changed from the expression of the dead father to the expression of seeing the leader inspecting, this guy quietly accepted a few gold coins, and said to me with a smile: "Look at what this said, hurry up, a few uncles hurry into the house, there are many mosquitoes outside, hurry into the house to drink tea." ”
It's paralyzed, even I feel a little embarrassed, this guy is like it doesn't matter.
Although the house is large, the decoration is relatively simple, the whole house is made of wood, and most of the furniture in the house is made of wood, which has a trace of ancient style.
The young man invited us into the house and shouted upstairs, "Daughters-in-law, you have come down to pick us up!" ”
I was stunned at the time, and quickly held his hand and said, "Big brother, sisters-in-law, don't bother, you can tell us which room to live in." ”
The young man smiled and said, "What is that?" I'll ask my daughters-in-law to come down and clean up the house for you, make tea and pour water, and then give you some dance performances, I can't take you so much money for nothing! ”
I was just about to explain that there is no need to be so exaggerated, when suddenly, more than a dozen extremely beautiful women ran down from the upper floor, all of them were sinking fish and geese, and more than ten women stood in a row on the stairs, smiling and shouting at us: "Welcome, welcome, warmly welcome, applause, applause!" ”
I was drooling!
When I turned around again, I found that all the men looked straight, Lao Chi wiped his saliva, and said to me in a daze: "Let's enjoy the countryside scenery here these days, and go to some special metropolis, I think it's good here!" ”
In an instant, my heart was moved by him, and I nodded hurriedly: "I see it!" ”
"Ahem......"
"Ahem......"
"Uh-huh......"
Su Diao complex and several other women began to pretend to cough to remind us to pay attention to quality, and I didn't pay attention to them at all, sir.
The master was also a little puzzled, so he walked up to me and asked, "This girl, what's wrong with you?" ”
Damn it, it turned out that I was a woman, no wonder he ignored me just now.
I said to him with some envy: "Big brother is really blessed, there are so many beautiful wives to accompany him!" ”
The master was stunned: "Didn't you find any beauty?" The daughters-in-law of the people in the village are no worse than them! ”
As soon as he said it, I remembered Sophie's words in a trance, there are no ugly people in the underworld, and it really deserves its reputation.
Thinking of this, my heart naturally became much purer, and I said to my master: "Big brother, we are all tired, you see, hurry up and arrange a house for us!" ”
The young man nodded: "The first floor belongs to you, the second floor I live with my daughters-in-law, there is a toilet in each bedroom, there is a swimming pool in the backyard, you can use whatever you want, just tell me what you want to eat, you put your things into the house to rest for a while, and I will let my daughter-in-law dance for you in a while!" ”
Look, what a generous husband, why haven't I ever seen such a bright person?
According to men and women, we divided the room, and finally, I was assigned to a room with 120 and a lamp, and after I went in, I found that the bedroom was decorated quite well, with a wooden bed, a wooden table, a wooden chair, and a black and white TV, on which there was an old-fashioned video tape player, and a few video tapes on the bedside table......
After putting the things away, the host had prepared some simple food and wine for us, and without saying a word, I gave him a few more gold coins, and then began to devour them with the others.
After eating and drinking, we swam for a while, and because of my gender, I had to put on Liu Qian's bikini, which was called a tall one.
Tossing until midnight, everyone is tired, these two days of long-distance travel is really not something ordinary people can bear, I just lay down, 120 turned on the TV and began to watch the video.
I asked him, "What's the piece?" ”
He replied, "Kung Fu duo!" ”
I then asked, "Is it a martial arts film based on the above movie?" ”
He replied to me with a blank voice: "I don't know, just look at it!" ”
Ten minutes later, a woman's different voice began to come from the TV, and the room suddenly had a more charming atmosphere, and the thirteen sons of Chun, who had long been lying down, suddenly got up, came to 120, and asked with a thief's eyebrows: "An action movie played by a man and a woman?" ”
120 Mu Ran nodded: "It should be what you think!" ”
Then, the two of them stared straight at the TV, and from time to time they solemnly studied the plot inside.
"120, how much do you think this drama should be scored?"
"Six points, the actor's expression is fake!"
"Well, I also think that in real life, women shouldn't be like this!"
"What kind of expression should that be?"
"I'll teach you one, look closely!"
Then, I saw the spring thirteen sons coquettish and charming posing, all kinds of obscenity, all kinds of disgusting!
After a long time, 120 expressed his opinion: "I think you are much better than them!" Why don't we turn off the TV and I'll watch you perform! ”
The thirteenth son of Chun immediately clapped his hands happily: "Okay, okay!" ”
I remember 120 as a virgin, and I really don't want him to go astray......
You can't stay in this bedroom!
I had to put on a coat and go to the living room to watch TV.
A woman who looks like a host on TV is excitedly denouncing Hanako 2: "Today, a masked man who claims to be the head of the southern region of Hanako 2 issued a statement, he claims to be responsible for the kidnapping of Wu Dawei, the brother-in-law of Hades the day before yesterday, and at the same time puts forward the conditions for his release, he asks Hades to pay a ransom of 150,000 gold coins, otherwise, they will sell Wu Dawei outside the state within three days......"
It's boring, change the channel, a male host: "There has been some progress in the case of the disappearance of the female secret service Zhang Ping and her pet a week ago, according to the news leaked by Qin Yuyang, the head of the special service group, we have reason to believe that these two soldiers who are conscientiously guarding our safety have been hijacked by Hanako 2, and Qin Yuyang, the head of the special service group, said that the special service group will use all resources to rescue one person and one pet as soon as possible......"
This teasing, the little lover in your dream is enjoying the world of flowers on it, finding? I'll see where you look!
At this moment, my phone rings, why does it ring? Before going down to the underworld, a lamp made a bullshit yin and yang signal converter and put it in, saying that it could convert the mobile phone signal between yin and yang, I didn't believe him before coming down, but the phone really rang.
I picked it up and saw that it was my landline at home: "Hey, who's it?" ”
The other side was silent for a moment, and finally spoke: "Boss Wang, I'm Zhang Ping!" ”
Why is this woman calling me if she is fine? Do you miss me? I really can't imagine that as soon as I saw her photo on TV, she called, is this a heart? I smiled and asked, "Miss Zhang, is there anything wrong with you?" Did you miss me? ”
Zhang Ping was silent again, and after a long time, she continued: "Well, I have something I want to ask Sophie Fei and them, can you let them answer the phone?" ”
I wondered, "What's so mysterious?" They're all asleep! Tell me! ”
After being silent for a long time, Zhang Ping: "That, you still call Sophie Fei up, okay?" ”
I was about to get angry, but I heard someone shouting over there: "You tease, I've been messing with you all these years, aren't you just asking about sanitary pads?" Is it so embarrassing? "Don't guess, it's a dark bird!
I immediately became obscene, no wonder this woman is so ashamed, it turned out to be something! I deliberately didn't speak, waiting for her to take the initiative to talk to me.
After a while, Zhang Ping continued: "We went downstairs to buy, but the shops were closed...... Can you help me ask her if she has any inventory at home? ”
I didn't even think about it: "There is a small cabinet on the left side of the toilet in the second compartment!" ”
Zhang Ping: "Hey, how do you know?" ”
Immortal Bird: "Dead pervert!" ”
I was just about to change the subject and ask how they were getting along with the Seven Dwarfs and He Zhuan's family in the past two days, when suddenly a woman walked upstairs, her eyes were misty, and she was staring at me with a wicked smile......