Dude, I can be regarded as a dignified gentleman, what can I do if I am looked at by a woman a few times?

I gently grabbed the jade hand of the owner's daughter-in-law and asked solemnly, "Old girl, is there something wrong with you?" ”

"My name is Gangzi!" The woman spoke!

I really didn't expect this woman to have such a tough name, so I exclaimed, "This must describe your strong personality, right?" ”

Gangzi shook his head: "I'm called Gangzi above!" It's my stage name......"

Suddenly, I became a little vigilant, what does this woman mean? What does she mean by the above? Could it be the same place as the one I think is above?

Just as I was about to divert the topic, the owner suddenly came out of the house, lying on the stairs and saw me and Gangzi chatting, smiled and shook his head and walked back, it seems that this owner is not the master who can sacrifice anything for money, the reason why he didn't find anything is because I look like a woman.

Gangzi sneered: "Dead thing, staring at me every day." ”

I didn't know how to deal with it, so I had to say haha: "You husband and wife have a good relationship, there is no way!" ”

"Really? Don't pretend, are you interested in him? What are you holding a phone for? Gangzi's face suddenly changed: "There is no signal here at all!" Don't think that your actions will attract his attention, I tell you, he only recognizes money! ”

It turned out that I was jealous, and I explained to him with a wry smile: "I think you misunderstood, I didn't mean that......"

Gangzi snorted coldly: "You have a memory, right?" ”

Unexpectedly, this woman brought the topic to this again, so I had to pretend to be stupid: "What memory? ”

Gangzi stared at me with clear eyes: "Don't pretend, I've never seen such an ugly woman as you here, you must have something buried in your heart, and you don't want to change your appearance, right?" You're not lost, you've just been teleported into the mountains, aren't you? ”

I really didn't know how to explain it, and it was completely impossible for me to explain it to her, so I pretended to be stupid, put on a grievance, and didn't say a word.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Gangzi suddenly grabbed my shoulders and put her head towards me, she looked at me seriously: "Don't be afraid, you are new to you, I will protect you!" ”

Damn, what does this woman mean? Did he find out that I was a man? Could it be that my charm has become so great that anyone who meets me will like me?

Anyway, the one who took the initiative to send it to the door, regardless of whether she was a human or a ghost, it was a bastard not to take advantage of it, I grabbed her shoulder and responded to her gaze affectionately: "I'm not afraid, I'm just a little impulsive!" ”

Gangzi held me in his arms: "You must have loved a certain man, right?" ”

I didn't know how to answer, snuggled into her arms, and didn't say a word.

Gangzi patted me on the back and said to me gently, "Have you ever thought that in fact, we pay too much attention to appearance, right?" The most precious thing in this world is our hearts, right? ”

I agreed: "You're so right! Don't look at me like this, in fact, my soul is very beautiful! ”

"Yes!" Gangzi kissed me gently, and suddenly I felt my blood gushing, trembling all over, a fragrant kiss, my psychedelic feeling!

Gangzi looked at me affectionately: "I like you a little!" Do you think I'm abnormal? ”

I hurriedly shook my head: "I think it's good, it's normal!" "Ready to fly, I have no reason to say anything spicy!

"Really?" Gangzi suddenly laughed happily: "Then can you accept that I am a man at heart?" ”

I was stunned for a moment, a little bit ununderstood, so I had to ask her: "I didn't understand what you said!" ”

Gangzi happily explained to me: "I am a woman on the outside, but in fact I am a man on the inside, so I like women, do you understand what I mean?" ”

I was stunned at the time, and quietly pushed her arm away: "I still don't understand!" ”

Gangzi bared his teeth: "It's okay to tell you, you have a memory, and you look like a modern person in your dress, you must have heard of Thailand, right?" ”

I instantly had an extremely bad premonition: "Savadika? ”

"Yes!" Gang Zile's eyebrows fluttered: "I did the operation right there!" ”

...... "I'm speechless!"

Gangzi was still babbling and saying: "What, in order to survive, in order to enter the showbiz, more than ten of our brothers went to Thailand for surgery, and after returning to China, we thought about eating hot pot to celebrate, but the gas tank exploded, killing us on the spot, and then ...... More than a dozen of our brothers became women...... But I promise, I'm a complete gentleman at heart! ”

, I finally understand why this woman would throw herself into her arms, it turned out that I didn't want to take advantage of her, this is just a joke that I'm here!

What's going on? Both of us thought the other was a woman, but it turned out that we were both men in nature and in heart!

it! I'm convinced!

The woman began to move her hands and feet to me, her eyes were glowing green, and I hurriedly pressed her hands: "That, sister, we are not suitable!" ”

Gangzi glared at me: "Don't be shy, I'm very gentle!" ”

, is this a gentle or not gentle thing? I can accept Diao Zetian, that's because she is a woman from physiology to psychology, although she has a not very glorious history, but she is a pure woman, a woman who is pure to the bones.

What is this in front of me? It's a pervert in a woman's garb!

I hurriedly explained: "I really can't stand this! Sister, go back to the house! ”

"Nima!" Gangzi scolded me for a dirty word, stood up unhappily, spit on my face, and then twisted his ass and went upstairs, and gave me a sentence before leaving: "Pretend to be a criminal!" Sooner or later, you! ”

……

I sat on the sofa and patted my chest, I couldn't calm down for a long time, damn it, I was scared to death! I almost lost my virginity!

Just as I was about to escape back to the bedroom, another woman walked upstairs, hugged me and said, "Sisters, my name is Nail!" Gangzi, you don't like it, do you think I can do it? ”

My mind went blank and I felt bored.

After a long time, I finally sent off Sister Nail, and then people began to come downstairs one after another.

The third woman is called the knife, the fourth woman is called the taper, the fifth woman is called the plate, the sixth woman is called the chopsticks, the seventh woman is called the box, the eighth woman is called the stove, the ninth woman is called the fork, the tenth woman is called the pole, the eleventh woman is called the box, and the twelfth woman is called the car!

I suddenly felt that their agent must have a blood feud with them, so I rushed to this name, and it was difficult for these people and demons to become famous if they didn't die.

At two o'clock in the middle of the night, I finally sent the women away in order, and then, cautiously, I went back to my bedroom, locked the doors and windows in horror, and got into the bed, telling myself that I must leave as soon as possible tomorrow.