Although I am very talented and extraordinary, I have to admit that I just drank three bottles and I really couldn't blow it down.

Pony handed me three bottles of beer, "Sir, I've taped these three beers, I hope you have a good time!" ”

I burped: "The wine is good, but it's a little strong!" ”

Pony is finally open: "Sir, do you want your friend to try it?" ”

I bared my teeth and said, "I hope you don't regret it!" ”

Next, Pony and Zhang are stunned.

The first to come up to perform is a lamp, this old thing has drunk six or seven bottles upstairs, I persuaded in every possible way, this old man still insisted on showing his hands, I saw him smile at me lightly, and quietly arranged it will be difficult to open the bottle for him, at first, Xiao Ma and Xiao Zhang resolutely disagreed with a lamp to drink, saying that such an old age should stay at home to recuperate, I said don't tease, this old man just fell in love! The pony was helpless, and took out a statement of responsibility from the drawer, and I signed a bunch of words on it, and the pony agreed to let the light taste half a bottle! Then the old man began to drink bottle after bottle.

Five minutes later, even I was stunned. Yilan drank fourteen bottles of beer, patted his trembling chest muscles with satisfaction, and thanked everyone proudly.

The pony trembled and shook my hands: "Your grandfather is the reincarnation of Du Kang, right?" ”

I denied it: "His idol is the flower monk Lu Zhishen!" ”

Everyone thought that the light would go down like this, but they didn't expect him to change positions with Dingnan, and said with a smile: "My daughter-in-law is also going to perform!" ”

It must be difficult to blush a little: "Damn, how many times have I said it, and I haven't got the certificate yet!" Call me my dear! ”

Pony pulls out a statement of responsibility again......

After all, it was a female streamer, who only drank eleven and a half bottles, and the two of them left with a case of beer under the stunned eyes of the two female staff!

Next came Lao Zhao and Morning Glory, and they moved a box and a half!

Vice President Lin and Coal Nanzi temporarily became partners and took away two boxes!

The lone ranger and the female bat were a little weaker and took twenty bottles!

To say that the most ruthless is Wang Daozi and Blowing the Lamp, originally Blowing the Lantern was going to perform on the same stage with the Nine Girls, but Wang Daozi said what not to do, tore the robe in half, when the battle book was still at the foot of the Blowing Lamp, the Blowing Lantern originally wanted to avoid, but when he heard Wang Daozi scolding him, the old man stopped doing it!

As a result, the two of them were tied, one drank two cases of beer, and when the two stepped down, I inadvertently saw that these two people ...... It's all peeing!

Immediately afterwards, everyone began to fight more and more bravely, and the competition became more and more passionate, and when the thirty-third pair of players went up, the prize had become four boxes for one person.

And there are already a lot of people around us, and a group of people keep coaxing: "Come on a box, come on a box ......"

Look, I just said that I can't let these people have fun, I estimate that from now on, the citizens of the coal city will have to fight for wine in boxes!

Xiao Ma shuddered and took out the phone: "Hey, Brother Feng, the wine is gone...... yes, two hundred or so boxes are gone! …… Aren't we going to do an event? …… I didn't give it away, how can you say that about me? …… Okay, you hurry up and send someone to deliver some, now the whole venue is staring at us! ”

……

Half an hour later, someone began to shout from the door: "Let go, let go." We're Coal Mountain Beer! ”

Seeing the lively crowd hurriedly making way for a passage, a big brother politely asked me: "Dude, is it delicious?" ”

I'm still burping: "Okay, you don't know if you taste it!" ”

Big Brother Manchester United is ashamed: "I'm too embarrassed to show up for my drinking......"

At this moment, a person shouted: "Selling coal outside is pure!" Let's go, let's buy it and try it! ”

Instantly, I saw a gust of wind, and the vast crowd in front of me disappeared...... Only the 400 or so of us remained, the smiling pony and Zhang, and the fire-breathing staff of the rest of the manufacturers.

I was about to tell everyone to continue, when suddenly a familiar, rather arrogant voice said, "What the hell, how crazy are you?" My dad also said that he didn't make money doing this, SB, right? ”

I turned my head to look, and was stunned for a moment, only to see that the young man in his thirties in front of me was staring at me with wide eyes, trembling with nervousness, his body wanted to retreat, but he was stiff and unable to move, as if he wanted to scold the street, but he couldn't open his mouth.

I said to Feng Yuran and Feng Gongzi: "I can't imagine that it is your business!" ”

Feng Gongzi finally reacted, raised his hand and pointed at me and said, "You...... You are Wang Damin's subordinate......"

Suddenly, the hall burst into laughter. A light flickered out from behind me and said to Feng Gongzi, "You teaser, you haven't even figured out who is who is until now?" With your intelligence, you still deserve to be our enemy? ”

Feng Gongzi's eyes were red, and he shouted, "It's you!" It's you old bald donkey! ”

A lamp patted his chest muscles: "Buddha, I don't change my name, I don't change my surname, I don't change my surname, and I am your grandfather!" Also, remember, the young talent next to me is Wang Damin, Section Chief Wang! ”

I pinched my chin and laughed wickedly, and then 400 or so people imitated me...... Feng Gongzi was stunned on the spot!

After a while, Feng Yuran finally saw the strange-looking Chen Yuanyuan: "Yuanyuan, are you with him?" ”

Su Diao's complex spat violently and smashed it directly on Feng Yuran's head, and then, he turned around and left lightly, not saying a word from beginning to end, and his aura exploded!

Feng Gongzi was immediately stunned! Mouth keeps muttering: "Bitch is ruthless, bitch is merciless......"

I was afraid that the Su Diao complex would immediately abolish him, so I hurriedly walked up to Feng Yuran, who had an incredible look on his face: "I didn't expect that we would advertise you for drinking some wine!" ”

Feng Yuran came back to his senses, changed his expression, and cautiously asked the pony, "Are they the ones you said about drinking and dying?" ”

The pony nodded hurriedly, her little face turned pale, and it was clear that the little girl was frightened.

I continued to ask, "Feng Gongzi, do you want to go it alone?" ”

Feng Yuran looked at the four hundred or so of us, and then at the more than ten workers behind him, and said while retreating: "During work hours, don't be so foolish!" When he walked to the door, the guy cried out, "Wang Damin, you wait for me!" ”

Bah! Nothing new at all! I turned back to the crowd and said, "Drink hard, take hard, you're welcome!" ”

……

In the afternoon, I took out my phone, found a restaurant near my aunt's house, ordered four dishes, and fell asleep in a daze.

After the meeting, I told Lao Zhao that I was going to take Jingba and the kitten to my aunt's house for dinner, and let them go home first, and everyone had no doubt, except for Su Diao Complex, Lao Zhao sighed, said that it is good to be young, and led a large number of people away.

I couldn't beat the Su Diao complex, so I had no choice but to agree.

In the taxi, I asked Su Diao Complex: "What will you say in a while?" ”

Su Diao Complex didn't take my safety seriously at all: "To tell you the truth, you did it anyway, it's a big deal." "It should be Diao Zetian who speaks.

I was a little paralyzed: "Let's not delay business!" ”

Sophie Fei continued to play a conciliatory role: "That is, the business is important, let's talk about things slowly!" ”

Diao Zetian: "You just get used to him!" ”

My mind opened: "Or you are my cousin, right?" ”

Diao Zetian poked a hole in my chest suddenly: "Why don't you say that I am your own sister?" ”

When I got out of the car, the taxi driver grabbed my hands: "Dude, are you going to force the palace?" ”

I exclaimed, "How do you know? ”

The driver smiled mysteriously: "Awesome, buddy, Chen Yuanyuan is with you!" It's rare that this big name is willing to simulate the scene with you, and it's not a shallow blessing! ”

I smiled slightly: "Mistakes made when I was a child! Damn, I can't get rid of it! ”

……

Actually, I thought about it too much, with my identity in real life, it is impossible to intersect with Chen Yuanyuan, and it turns out that except for the taxi driver just now, ordinary people will not think in the direction of our relationship, even if they guess, I am afraid that I will guess that I am Chen Yuanyuan's agent or someone who relies on Chen Yuanyuan to eat, unless creative thinking is instantly full, otherwise no 2b will have this kind of thought.

That's the difference between life, entertainment and reality!