When I arrived at my eldest aunt's house, I found out that Liu Qian was not there at this time.

I asked the eldest sister lying on the bed: "Eldest sister, what about Liu Qian and my brother-in-law?" ”

The eldest sister was staring at Su Diao's compound in a daze, and when she heard my question, she responded casually: "Your brother-in-law hasn't gotten off work yet, Qianqian went out to buy diapers for the baby." ”

After speaking, the eldest sister began to continue to stare at Su Diao's complex in a daze, and after looking at it for a long time, the woman finally asked, "Damin, who is this?" ”

I introduced: "This is Chen Yuanyuan, a big star in our coal city, who is currently cooperating with our unit to carry out an activity to care for patients with mental illness. ”

Su Diao walked to the side of the bed generously, stretched out his hand and said, "Hello, eldest sister." ”

The eldest sister shook hands with Su Diao's complex, and asked me suspiciously, "Isn't your unit suspended?" ”

I explained, "yes, the business work is suspended, I'm outreach!" ”

The eldest sister nodded, no longer doubted, and said with a smile: "Why do I say it's so familiar?" Beauty, your skin is so good, where do you do the care? ……”

As I said above, my eldest sister is a normal person, and no normal person will associate me with a person like Chen Yuanyuan, and suddenly, a sense of achievement mixed with frustration rose in my heart. The frustration is because my eldest sister also looks down on people too much, and the achievement is that my brother finally escaped quietly and quietly.

Next, the two women began to study the problem of makeup and beauty maintenance, I watched TV while eavesdropping, I was afraid that Su Diao's complex would be unhappy and poke out the matter between me and her, and I was even more afraid that my eldest sister and her son would accidentally offend Su Diao and be beheaded by her.

Fortunately, Su Diao's complex is quite normal, and I just listened to her explain to my eldest aunt seriously: "Do you know the black pot ash? Do you know about donkey dung eggs? Grind the donkey dung eggs into powder and stir with black pot ash, then mix them in milk, ferment for 7749 days, and then mix some Coca-Cola, drink a small cup a day, the weight loss effect is super good, ensure that you lose 20 pounds a month, of course, you have to wait until the end of the lactation period to drink. ”

"Poof!" I squirted out a sip of tea, this woman is so ruthless, don't think that I haven't studied, I don't understand anything, I don't believe that there will be this kind of weight loss tea in the underworld!

My eldest sister listened very carefully, and while taking a pen and paper to make a note, she asked, "Where did you get that donkey dung egg?" ”

Su Diao Complex said solemnly: "It's really not okay to use cow dung cakes!" ”

He Zhuanjia floated on my right side and sighed: "Don't offend women!" ”

Bai Yuzhen floated on my left, her face turned blue: "Why is Dongfang undefeated like this?" How can you harm my descendants in front of me? ”

I quietly explained: "She didn't say that you should let your grandson drink it now to save face!" Isn't this obviously worried about my aunt's baby? ”

Bai Yuzhen was just about to step forward to theorize, when suddenly, the door opened, and I saw that it was my brother-in-law who had returned.

This guy nodded at Chen Yuanyuan gracefully, then leaned over to me and asked softly, "Who is this beauty?" That's exciting! ”

I smiled wryly, "My friend." ”

I bared my teeth and said, "Yes, it's interesting to bring more beautiful women next time!" ”

I suddenly began to doubt my friendship with my brother-in-law, and I asked with a dark face, "Brother-in-law, this is a bit excessive, isn't it?" Eldest sister wants to know that she can't kill you? ”

My eyes suddenly widened: "I'll go, you actually understand, when I didn't say it, when I didn't say it......"

Damn, I can hear it, this guy is taking me for a fool.

After more than ten minutes, my father-in-law also arrived, and the old man reluctantly nodded at me after entering the door, and greeted, "Are you here?" "How cold and indifferent the voice is.

I put on a smiley face: "Dad, you've worked hard, do you want to take a shower first, anyway, Qianqian hasn't come back yet." ”

The old man was suddenly a little puzzled, shook his head and said, "No, I'll wash it when I go home after eating." ”

I nodded to He Brick's house, walked to the crib quietly, picked up the baby, and then, I saw He Brick's family get into the baby's body, before entering, He Brick's family instructed: "Fight quickly, the child is weak, and can only bear five minutes at most!" ”

I nodded, gave a look of affection to my face, and began to walk around with the baby in my arms.

My eldest sister smiled next to her and said, "I can't imagine that Damin will coax children?" ”

I bragged: "Sister, believe it or not, children listen to me, and he will do whatever I ask him to do!" ”

The eldest aunt shook her head and smiled: "Don't tease, now he eats when he opens his eyes, sleeps when he closes his eyes, you don't have children, you don't understand!" ”

I held the baby and continued to move in the direction of my father-in-law, and saw that my eldest nephew was facing my father-in-law, and the range was within a reasonable range, I smiled indifferently: "Let you see and understand, big nephew, pee!" ”

Whoa......

I saw that my father-in-law was like a monkey, agile, and retreated sharply, and actually dodged this sudden pee.

My eldest sister and his wife looked at me in disbelief, and at my father-in-law in disbelief, unable to speak for a long time......

My father-in-law's expression was calm: "Just kidding, Lao Tzu is a doctor, if he didn't know how to hide this, he would have been disgusted and went home a long time ago!" ”

I suddenly became angry: "Dad, don't blow like this, do you?" ”

My father-in-law snorted coldly: "There is a kind of coming again!" ”

I squatted up and ordered my nephew, "Pee! ”

My father-in-law dodged again, and I held the baby to adjust the direction from time to time, and I had to command at any time: "Eleven o'clock, urine!" …… Three o'clock,! …… One o'clock direction, pee! ……”

My eldest aunt and his wife looked at Su Diao Complex blankly: "Do you know how he did it?" ”

The battle continued, and suddenly, the baby pinched me, I knew that this was a warning from the He brick family, but I was afraid that the ammunition was insufficient.

I was very anxious in my heart, seeing that three minutes had passed, but there was no result, I had no choice but to resort to the last resort, secretly at the white sister who was watching the play, this eldest sister is very smart, she immediately understood what I meant, she raised her finger and said: "Just for a second, if he is really my descendant, then there must be blood protection between relatives, I can only stay in his body for a minute." Whether you can seize the opportunity or not is up to you! ”

said that it was too late, Bai Yuzhen suddenly disappeared, only to see my lively old man stunned for an instant, and I hurriedly gave an order to He Brick's family: "The last bubble!" ”

Wow......

In the next second, Bai Yuzhen appeared in front of me again and said to me with satisfaction: "Thank you!" ”

I saw that my father-in-law's pure white shirt was wet, and it was dripping at this time!

The old man rolled his eyes at me: "You are amazing!" After speaking, he walked into the toilet, and without me saying, He Brick's family immediately flew out of the baby's body and followed in.

……

While watching TV with my brother-in-law and waiting for the results of He Brick's family, I listened to my eldest aunt and Su Diao's complex chatting.

Su Diao's complex covered his face and smiled: "...... What an interesting person, by the way, eldest sister, how did Wang Damin meet your sister? ”

My eldest sister suddenly became interested: "It's all my father's fault...... I think my dad loved to play chess back then, and he especially liked to go to the square to play chess, it just so happened that Wang Damin also liked to play this, and the two of them met, and later, my dad often took Damin home to eat, and every time he finished eating, he had to play two games, at first Qianqian still hated Damin, and then he didn't know how to get it, he actually liked him, one day, this kid suddenly said that he wanted to play a big game with my dad, saying that the loser had to promise a condition to the person who won, my dad was also stupid at the time, and agreed without thinking about it, and later, Wang Damin won, My sister is with him! According to my father, he originally wanted to marry Daemin as a brother with a different surname, but it turned out to be a father-son relationship...... My dad hasn't played chess since......"

I froze instantly, I finally knew why this old man didn't want to see me so much, it turned out that my daughter-in-law won by playing chess!

At this time, He Brick's family finally floated out of the toilet and said to me: "I looked carefully, it was a multi-toe, but it was obviously cut off!" There is a mark next to it, and you can see it! ”

I sighed, the stone in my heart finally fell, and I believe that I have found a breakthrough! Actually, I know that Liu Qian can't see multiple toes on the surface, don't blame me, I did sneak a look before the crossing, and the words of He Brick's family at this time confirmed one of my memories, in the past few years that Liu Qian moved to my opposite door, she never wore sandals.

I nodded calmly at Bai Yuzhen, and I could see that the stone in her heart had also fallen! This woman had always thought I was teasing her!

Five minutes later, my father-in-law came out of the toilet and asked, "Why hasn't Qianqian come back yet?" ”

I took out the phone and turned it off!

I reassured, "Maybe it's a traffic jam, right?" The phone is turned off, let's wait! ”

……

Half an hour later, Liu Qian hadn't come back yet, and we couldn't sit still!

……

An hour later, my phone rang suddenly, and I hurriedly answered: "Hey, daughter-in-law, where are you, everyone is in a hurry!" ”

Silent!

After a few seconds, a voice suddenly came from the other end of the phone: "Wang Damin, guess who I am?" Remember, don't do stupid things, kowtow to things! ”

I roared, "Feng Yuran, I'm at odds with you!" ”