Doesn't this old man have a pet named Siwei? What does the howling dog of the kidnapping god Erlang do?

The old man's eyes were sharp, and he seemed to see my doubts: "Erlang God is a sword man, a despicable and shameless sword man!" ”

I asked, "Old lady, why do you say that?" ”

Jiang Ziya shook off the dust: "It doesn't hurt to say that you listen to it, it is estimated that everyone in the sky has already known about this, I think back then, I studied under the teacher Yuan Shi Tianzun, and after the famous family, I not only helped King Zhou to win the world, but also held the god list, turned the tide, after the first battle of the gods, I also entered the heavenly court as an immortal official, but what?" What's the matter, those grandsons actually abuse me every day, bury me when they meet, say that I am a sissy, every day I know to ask for this and that, there is no real kung fu at all, and say that I assist King Zhou is actually because King Zhou has the good of Longyang...... You say that I am poor in martial arts, can you blame me? My teacher has such a big face, isn't it normal to ask someone for help? I was idle and bored to bask in the sun and fish by the river, but I was said by King Zhou to be such an awesome explanation, can I not be grateful? How many times can you fit a B in life? People treat me as a confidant, can I be embarrassed not to help others fight? But as soon as I arrived in Heaven, these grandsons squeezed me...... Especially the bastard of Erlang God! ”

"......" I was completely stunned: "Didn't you deliberately attract the attention of King Zhou when you always fished with a fishing rod without a hook?" ”

"You know!" Jiang Ziya finally couldn't hold it anymore: "I was a poor old man that year, my master didn't teach me anything after I didn't teach me anything, I don't know where to run, I haven't seen him for many years, the dingle of poverty all over my body, that day I thought about going fishing to bask in the sun, but there is no fish hook at home, I wonder if there is a fish that is more stupid?" Could it be possible to do wonders without a hook? Unexpectedly, King Zhou came, and then I didn't know what was going on, he said a lot of words, and I was moved to cry! Decided to follow him with all his heart! ”

“……”

Jiang Ziya continued: "Erlang God's roaring dog is also a dog, and he actually hooked up with my female elk, lying down, although I have low martial arts and little reading, but I also know that it is something that heaven does not tolerate!" After I found out about this, I went to reason with Erlang God and let him be optimistic about his roaring dog, that day Erlang God was drinking with Tai Bai Xing, guess what he answered me? ”

I listened quite excitedly, and asked with a wicked smile, "How did you answer?" ”

Jiang Ziya gritted his teeth: "What, he said that you don't care about your little girl, how can you take care of us?" I was angry at the time, and tore up with him, Tai Bai Xing began to fight, a tease, even pulled a biased frame, my martial arts were not as good as Erlang God, and after a while, I was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face! ”

It's not easy enough for this poor old man!

Jiang Ziya continued to recall: "After returning home, I cried all night, and finally decided to change my strategy, I asked the little elk to continue to seduce the whistling dog, and then secretly learned some special exercises with my senior brother Guangchengzi to restrain dogs, and finally let me catch the roaring dog one night!" Then, I ran away with a dog and an elk! ”

"And then?"

Jiang Ziya: "At the beginning, I ran to the East China Sea, thinking about inquiring about Erlang God's attitude, if his attitude is softer, I will put forward some conditions to return the Roaring Sky Dog to him, and it can be regarded as earning back some face, but I didn't expect Erlang God to release words through Tai Bai Xing, saying that once he catches me, he will kill me!" I thought that this matter was a bit of a big deal, I was afraid that I would have to worry about my life, besides, the matter had already been done, and it was impossible for me to kowtow to Erlang God and admit my mistake, so I ran to the underworld and found this place to hide! ”

Liu Qian blinked her big eyes and asked Jiang Ziya like a good baby: "Grandpa, what about the roaring dog and the elk?" Can you invite them out to meet them? ”

"Hey!" Jiang Ziya sighed: "They're all dead!" ”

I asked, "Why are they all dead?" ”

Jiang Ziya said sadly: "After a long period of contact, Lao Yu and I found that this beast is actually not bad, but a little colored, gradually, we got along well, and then, one day, we found that Lao Sai's horse had a wonderful relationship with the whistling dog and the elk...... In short, it is an extremely complex and wild love triangle, and after a short time, Xiao Hei was born! That is, the monster you saw, although it is more than a thousand years old, but in fact, it is still a child, and it has not grown up yet, once it grows up, it can inherit the supreme power of the three divine beasts, and when the time comes, you will not be able to escape its eyes if you are invisible! ”

I asked again, "How did the three beasts die?" ”

Jiang Ziya suddenly fell silent, looked at me strangely for a long time, and then suddenly said inexplicably: "Have you and that idiot ever been to this forest?" ”

I replied, "No!" I've been to Hades once, but it's in the Netherfire Sea to the north! ”

The old man looked at me with a strange smile: "I am very familiar with you and his breath, I will never be mistaken!" Isn't you really twins? ”

, this is the second time someone has asked this question, are these four peerless legendary people brain-dead? I'm now an individual with a neutral face, a perfect upper body, and an abrupt lower body, how can I be associated with 120?

I was a little unhappy and said to Jiang Ziya: "Old man Jiang, you really misunderstood! ”

"Maybe!" Jiang Ziya took a long breath, and then talked about the above topic: "About a thousand years ago, the Howling Sky Dog had just given birth to Xiao Hei, and suddenly one day, a seriously injured person broke in outside the forest! ”

"Which one is unlucky? It won't be another unlucky god, right? "I've got some basic capacity!

"It's a badly injured Hades!" Jiang Ziya replied very simply, and then I had a bad premonition in my heart.

Jiang Ziya continued to recall: "He just had a fight with someone, and he entered this place by mistake, and there were people chasing him behind, and our four old brothers saved his life when they saw him pitiful, and spent some effort to heal him!" The pursuers outside couldn't get past the phantom array at the edge of the forest, so they kept hiding outside and waiting. A few days later, the wounded Hades regained some strength and hurried away, saying that he was going out to fight the traitors! We persuaded him a few words, and found that he was very resolute, and it was not good to talk nonsense, so we had to let him go! As a result, he was caught when he went out! ”

Wang Chongyang had already heard a little bit of the truth, he was more anxious about the development of the story than me, and hurriedly asked: "Senior, what happened later?" ”

Jiang Ziya: "We originally thought that this matter would pass like this, and we didn't think much about it, after all, the outside world, the disputes outside, have nothing to do with the four of us, but more than a hundred years later, the seriously injured Hades came again, but this time it was the crippled Yuan Shen!" ”