It seems that it really responds to the old saying, everything must have a degree, and someone will naturally clean it up after playing!

I could already hear it, as if I was in a mysterious palace above thousands of miles in the sky, watching the laughter of the gods turn into heart-rending wails.

Yue Lao continued: "After that, I stopped a lot, and generally no one bothered me, I was happy and free, and the days passed day by day, but suddenly one day, something happened!" ”

I asked, confused, "What's wrong?" Those immortals created the way of heaven instead? ”

Yue Lao shook his head: "They don't have the guts, the Heavenly Dao can wipe out all the living beings in this world in minutes, they don't dare to confront the Heavenly Dao, what happened is because since the Heavenly Dao sent down the instructions, many male immortals began to study the loopholes of this instruction, that is, the key to this instruction lies in the child!" As long as there are no children, the way of heaven will not be investigated, so many immortals run down to the mortal world to harm the women in the world, anyway, the women in the world can't bear the yang god of the gods at all, so they naturally can't conceive! But the key is that some goddesses can't stand loneliness, and what's more critical is that after goddesses and humans fall in love with each other, they can get pregnant......"

I was completely speechless......

Yue Lao: "At first, the Weaver Girl soaked in the Cowherd, and then her aunt Seven Fairies couldn't bear the loneliness and married a poor scholar, and then the sister of Erlang God...... Later, I heard that the demon clan also learned this trick, and there was a person named Bai Suzhen who was also pregnant with human flesh and blood......"

I; "I've heard of it,, you don't know, TV dramas are played every day......"

Yue Lao looked at the sky: "Since these things happened, the old bastard of the Jade Emperor has put the blame on me, this bastard doesn't review his own discipline problems, but says about me?" Why do I have to pull countless red ropes a day, who will look at the names one by one? Who would have thought that these goddesses and immortals were also inside? I'm in charge of marriage, and I'm not a nanny, so this has nothing to do with me! ”

"And then? Are they going to punish you? ”

Yue Lao snorted coldly: "Punish a fart, those bastards in Heavenly Court don't dare to do anything to me, although they are cattle (B), but Lao Tzu and I have many friends, some of the earth immortals who came to me to introduce the object back then are called real powers, and they will destroy them in minutes, but these grandsons in Heavenly Court are disgusting enough, although they dare not touch me, they meet every day to scold me, do you say this is called the work of the gods?" I have a two-hour meeting a day, and the time to scold me takes up an hour and a half, and I am also a person who wants to save face! Lao Tzu was angry and ran out! Because the aura here is special and can block the search of divine sense, I hid in, and then met Lao Yu and Lao Sai! ”

I silently digested the story of Yue Lao, at this time my immortal view has completely collapsed, and I can't think through it for a while, I respectfully walked to the old man in the grass skirt, and saluted respectfully: "I've seen Mr. Sai!" ”

The old man rubbed the plaster on his body, and hehe: "Just call me Saion!" ”

Seon? Why does it sound familiar to me? I think I've seen it in a TV series?

I cautiously asked, "Is your old man the one who went abroad to herd sheep?" ”

The old man's face twitched, and he didn't say anything for a long time, but Liu Qian reminded me embarrassedly: "You said that it was Su Wu shepherding sheep, and Sai Weng was the one who lost the horse!" ”

It dawned on me that it was the same Saion who had lost his horse and knew that he was not blessed, but this old man didn't seem to be a legendary and powerful person. How did you get here?

The old man seemed to see my doubts and said to me, "If you have any questions you want to ask, ask them quickly, the old man is a little sleepy!" ”

I asked bluntly, "Why did your old man come here?" Did the Hu people kill you? ”

The old man's eyes were confused, and he unconsciously avoided my eyes: "Everything is a misunderstanding......

Seong unconsciously looked at Xiao Hei not far away, and said lightly: "My horse has been dead for many years!" ”

Me: "What's your story?" ”

Sai Weng sighed: "Hey, success is also Xiao He defeat Xiao He!" Blame my horse! At that time, I was still an old man living in the north, in those days, every day was a war, and the Hu people came to rob and rob when they had nothing to do, so the people in our village raised horses, not only could they work in the field, but they could also run on the horse at a critical moment, and one day, my horse was lost......"

You see, speaking of Seon lost his horse!

Seon continued: "I drank a little wine that night, and my head was big, and although I felt very distressed, I was a role model in the village, and I couldn't be embarrassed in front of the big guys, could I? So, I pretended to be forced to say to those who came to comfort me: Special mother, if you run away, you will run away, and you should be ruined and avoid disaster! In fact, I am still very scared in my heart, what if the Hu people go south during this period? That's a terrible thing! ”

Well, it's really a big deal, pretending to be a small thing is a big deal, if you are robbed by the Hu people to be a slave, it will be boring! But those of us who have a little knowledge know that the horse came back on its own, and a bunch of mares came back.

So, I calmly asked, "Did the horse come back later?" ”

Seon nodded: "It's been almost a year since it came back, with more than a dozen mares and several foals!" ”

This is called knowing what is not bliss.

Seon continued: "I saw that he brought back a bunch of horses, so I gave up the idea of beating him, but there is always criticism, and that day, I stood in the stable and criticized and educated him, and criticized him for more than an hour, and then, something strange happened......"

I hurriedly asked, "What happened?" ”

Seon was silent for a moment, and then said to me, "Have you ever heard a horse talk?" ”

I shook my head: "I haven't heard of it, but when there was a Jingba in my family who was possessed by my woman, I did talk about it!" ”

Seon smiled and shook his head: "It's completely two concepts, that day I may have been trained to be troubled, my horse suddenly spoke, it said that it is a descendant of the ancient god horse, what is it called a mud horse, said that the biggest hobby in life is to travel abroad to play some exotic customs, and said that it is nothing more than going out for a year, but I also brought back a bunch of horses, I don't have to be so serious!" And then I believed him! ”

"And then?"

"Later, this horse called me some strange exercises, saying that it can prolong life, I didn't believe it at first, but when I finished practicing, I found that I was indeed more energetic than before, and later, when my grandchildren died, I believed what it said! But the problem also came, because I never died, and the villagers regarded me as a monster, so I had no choice but to move to another village, and from then on, I had to move every time I lived in one place for decades, and this way I moved west, and gradually I arrived in the Western Regions. ”

Is there really immortality? Didn't this old man shake me?

Saion then recalled: "More than a thousand years have passed, I still maintain the current state, time shuttles like flowing water, Ma Er and I decided to stay in the Western Regions and not move west, I married a daughter-in-law again, and gave birth to a large number of children, but unfortunately, they can't practice my exercises, I can only watch them grow old little by little...... One day, the horse suddenly disappeared again......"

Me: "Lost again?" Did you go out to get a partner again? ”

Seon shook his head: "I also thought that it was going to get a partner, and I was looking forward to it bringing back some more horses, and we could save some effort in farming, but ...... It's back with a man, with a slick head, similar to the image of your friends behind you! ”

I looked at the morning glory and asked Seon suspiciously, "Are you honest......?" Monk? ”

Seon nodded: "It should be!" Ma Er said that after eating, this person's strength can increase greatly, copper skin and iron bones, heaven and earth, omnipotent...... You know, the horse is very powerful, and I didn't suspect it, so I took a kitchen knife and chopped off a piece of meat from the bald man's ass, and the result was ...... As soon as it was roasted and I ate a few bites, a monkey and a pig came running......"

"...... "I seem to understand a little!"

Seon continued: "Paralyzed, that miscellaneous monkey is so powerful! He was about to kill me on the spot, and in a desperate situation, my horse suddenly performed a magical exercise that took me to the underworld, and then I and the horse came here by chance, met the old fool, and lived there! ”

……

This is called, it turns out that someone has really eaten Tang monk meat, and it is still specially roasted and eaten! No wonder the pectoral muscles are still so developed at such an age!

I continued to ask, "How did the horse die?" Also, what is that little monster? Could it be the offspring of your horses? ”

Seon was silent for a moment, not seeming to be able to explain the problem to me, and after a while, the old man in the Taoist robe beside him said, "That's a long story, the horse died to protect us!" ”

Since the first three old men are all awesome characters, presumably this person wearing a robe is not a simple character, I politely bowed my hand to the old man: "Dare to ask the seniors?" ”

"Well said!" Lao Dao shook off the dust and responded to me with a smile: "Poor Dao Jiang Ziya is also!" ”

I'll take it, it's really exciting today, the first three old men have already made me stunned, I didn't expect this fourth old man to be even more awesome, it turned out to be the famous Jiang Taigong!

I burst into tears of excitement, wiped my nose, and held Jiang Ziya's hand: "Old fairy, are you on a business trip?" How did you get here? ”

Jiang Ziya always kept smiling, but the words in his mouth were a little out of tune: "On a business trip? Who would come to this place on a business trip? Lao Tzu is a refugee! ”

"You're Jiang Ziya! The famous Jiang Taigong! Who can hurt you? ”

Jiang Ziya smiled and said, "Erlang God! ”

"Why? Aren't you all immortals? ”

"Because...... I kidnapped his dog away! ”