Volume 1 Chapter 759 Tang Seng is invincible and nirvana

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Next, the Supreme Treasure and the Zixia Fairy separated.

After the plot, Tang Seng, a verbose guy who has been remembered by countless audiences since he came out of the trailer, appeared again!

This plot is quite similar to the plot at the beginning, but the result of this paragraph is different from the beginning, because the Supreme Treasure saw the moonlight treasure box put down by Tang Seng, he naturally rushed over to pick up the moonlight treasure box regardless of Qiē, and at this time the staff did not hit Tang Seng, but hit the Supreme Treasure, the moonlight treasure box fell to the ground and opened, and a moonlight flashed, sending Tang Seng away.

It can be said that this plot has made many viewers scratch their heads a little after watching it, it seems that going back to the Supreme Treasure five hundred years ago has changed the ending, but it seems that nothing has changed!

Early the next morning, the smashed Supreme Treasure woke up, but there was no one around.

Supreme Treasure: "Huh? Are you dreaming again? It's a big trouble now, and not a single dream is a good dream. What about Qingxia? Didn't come. Qingxia ......"

Supreme Treasure all the way to find Qingxia and go!

Camera switch, midnight! The Supreme Treasure met Tang Seng who came back from time and space with a moonlight treasure box in hand. Bajie and Sha Seng also found their master, and the Bull Demon King also came to Sun Wukong to ask Tang Seng for meat to eat, and everyone regarded the Supreme Treasure as the Sun Wukong who had been subdued by Guanyin. The Bull Demon King thought that the Supreme Treasure had sent Tang Seng as promised, and he was overjoyed. He grabbed Tang Seng and took the moonlight treasure box.

The next day, the Bull Demon King held a wedding for the Supreme Treasure and his sister Xiangxiang, and at the same time announced to the demons that he was going to marry the bride. Bajie and Sha Seng mixed into the wedding scene and asked Supreme Treasure to save the master in the middle of the night, but Supreme Treasure was perfunctory. At this time, the Bull Demon King invited the bride, but it was Zixia.

It turned out that Zixia met Sun Wukong shortly after breaking up with the Supreme Treasure the night before yesterday, and the latter injured her and snatched the Moonlight Treasure Box. The Bull Demon King rescued her and fell in love with her at first sight. Zixia was disheartened because of her feelings, so she agreed to marry the Bull Demon King.

It can be said that this plot is a bit bloody, but it is full of jokes, but the strange thing is that the audience doesn't care about this. The classic confession in the trailer, Supreme Treasure and Zixia Fairy are both wearing red dresses, and when watching the trailer, everyone thought it was the wedding of Zixia and Supreme Treasure. But I didn't expect that it was Zixia who wanted to marry the Bull Demon King, and the Supreme Treasure wanted to marry the Bull Demon King's sister for the Moonlight Treasure Box!

When the Bull Demon King announced that he was going to marry Zixia, it was surprising that a toad spirit stood up against it.

When the toad spirit said that the reason for her objection was that the Zixia Fairy used to have a rule, that is, if anyone could pull out her purple and green sword, then. That person is her wishful husband!

Only then did the Supreme Treasure suddenly realize why Zixia thought that she was her true destiny, it turned out that it was because she had pulled out the Ziqing Sword!

The film still seems to be funny, and this is something that the current "Journey to the West" does very well.

It's just that many viewers finally have an indescribable feeling in their hearts while laughing, but soon everyone was attracted by the picture on the big screen.

Because the plot has reached the time of the classic lie sown by the Supreme Treasure!

"Why are you here?"

The Supreme Treasure ran and saw the Zixia Fairy sitting under the pavilion, and was a little puzzled.

Swish!

Fairy Zixia pulled out the purple and green sword, and pointed at the Supreme Treasure! At this time, the picture suddenly freezes!

The voiceover sounded: "That sword was only 0.01 centimeters from my throat at the time, but. After a quarter of a pillar of incense, the mistress of the sword will fall in love with me completely, for I have decided to tell a lie, and although I have told countless lies in my life, this one, I think, is the most perfect. ”

"Half a step further home, I'll kill you!"

Fairy Zixia said indifferently.

With tears in his eyes, the Supreme Treasure affectionately said the words that were broadcast in the final trailer that were called confessional sentences!

It's just different from when I watched the trailer, at that time, the audience just thought this confession was classic. But I don't know the ins and outs of the plot, but at this time, everyone knows that this confession is still very classic. It's just why, but there is a feeling in my heart that I want to flatten the Supreme Treasure?

Fairy Zixia was inexplicably moved, the long sword fell to the ground, and her heartbeat accelerated: "Then how do you explain to your lady?" ”

Supreme Treasure continued to lie: "I must confess, so I want to take back the moonlight treasure box and take you back with me." Tell them clearly! I don't care what others say about me, and I'm not afraid that there will be thousands of people scolding me in the future, and I will bear it alone! ”

The perfect lie of the Supreme Treasure finally deceived the innocent and romantic Zixia, and Zixia agreed to help the Supreme Treasure get back the Moonlight Treasure Box!

Seeing this, the audience at the scene was silent, the atmosphere seemed a little depressing, and the audience began to divide into two groups.

A group of people expressed their understanding to the audience of the Supreme Treasure, thinking that the Supreme Treasure was to save Bai Jingjing, which was understandable, of course, for Zixia, they also felt that it was really pitiful!

There are also some people who hate the Supreme Treasure, for whatever reason, but the Supreme Treasure deceived a naïve and romantic Zixia Fairy who fell in love with him, which must not be forgiven!

The atmosphere at the scene began to become a little heavy, but this heaviness quickly disappeared as the verbose Tang Seng appeared again, and was replaced by laughter!

Tang Seng in the cage said to the Supreme Treasure: "Wukong, come in!" Then, in the stunned eyes of the audience, he opened the cell door and let the Supreme Treasure in!

Many viewers scolded and scolded, weren't they imprisoned? How the did the door open?

Supreme Treasure: "Frankly, I'm not your apprentice, and I don't want to be your apprentice!" Master, you are merciful, you can let me go, okay? ”

Tang Seng: "Wukong, do you know what a bell ”

Supreme Treasure: "What bell?" ”

Tang Seng: "The bell has the bell and the bell is the ......"

Then Tang Seng sang the "on-ly lure" that was known as the "super invincible nirvana"!

"on-ly can accompany me to the west longitude; on--ly——! Able to kill demons and eliminate demons; Only the temptation can protect me, so that the crabs and the mussels cannot eat me; Your greatest ability is to only seduce ——! ”

Supreme Treasure: "Hey......"

Tang Seng continued to sing: "on-ly temptation--! Don't blame the master for muttering; Put on the golden hoop, don't be afraid of death and don't tremble; I'll come with the black cauldron, send you to death, and do my best for all sentient beings! The sacrifice is worth it, Amitabha! ”

Supreme Treasure: "I really can't do it, I'll tell you ......"

It's just that the answer to him is still Tang Seng: "on...... on……”

The Supreme Treasure finally couldn't stand it anymore and said angrily: "On, your mother is big! You're not done! ”

After speaking, he knocked Tang Seng down with a punch, and said angrily: "I have already told you that I can't do it, you still have to on-on-!" on-on-！ Completely ignore others, I can't stand it, you will stab you to death with a knife on me again! ”

It's just an invincible special move, if it can be cracked so easily, is it still an invincible special move?

Tang Seng said: "Wukong, even if you stab me to death, why mourn in life, why suffer in death, when you understand the meaning of sacrificing your life, you will naturally come back and sing this song to me!" Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha......"

Some viewers couldn't help but complain: ", invincible, Tang Seng's verbosity is simply an unsolvable super invincible nirvana!" ”

"It is said that people are extremely cheap and invincible, Nima, can cultivate verbose to this point, and kneel for Tang Seng!"

", compared with Tang Seng's verbosity, it is simply weak, there is wood and ......" (to be continued.) )