Chapter 758: I Got It......
I understand Chapter 758 of Volume 1
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Bazaar!
Supreme Treasure: "What are you doing?" β
Zixia: "My crush is nearby. β
Supreme Treasure: "Did you see him?" β
Zixia: "No, because my purple and blue sword sends out a 'beet-tot-' signal." β
Supreme Treasure: "Where did the beep come from?" β
Zixia pouted seriously: "Toot-toot-toot-!" Right? β
Supreme Treasure: "You beeped, the sword didn't beep." β
Zixia: "Oops! I know you can't hear me, so I'm going to tell you! It's over, I'm so scared, I don't lie to you, I'm really scared! β
The Supreme Treasure was puzzled and asked, "What are you afraid of?" β
Zixia Fairy said: "This marriage is arranged by God, do you think I'm afraid?" β
Supreme Treasure said helplessly: "Here we go again......"
Zixia Fairy: "Yes! My heart is beating, my sword is "beeping", what should I do? How do you tell him? How do you tell him? β
Of course, the Supreme Treasure didn't know what Zixia was talking about at the moment, and said impatiently: "That...... You just told him that God had arranged such a marriage. β
Fairy Zixia continued with a loss: "What if he doesn't like me? What if he has a wife? β
At this moment, the Zixia Fairy gives people the feeling that she is like a little girl who has just fallen in love, and she looks like she has gained and lost, but she is becoming more and more cute.
Supreme Treasure: "You care about him so much, the biggest arranged by God!" β
Zixia Fairy: "Really? β
Supreme Treasure really didn't know what to say, so he had to talk nonsense: "What God arranged is not enough for your stinky fart?" β
Fairy Zixia nodded hurriedly and said, "Yes, yes, yes, yes!"
One is perfunctory and the other is unusually serious, forming a stark contrast, but I don't know why, seeing this paragraph, many viewers. I don't know why my heart is a little stuffy.
The naΓ―ve romance of the Zixia Fairy, and the kind of gains and losses when she learned that the Supreme Treasure was her true destiny, the nervousness of being uneasy, and the time when asking the Supreme Treasure. 's serious cuteness has long made the audience love her.
However, the concubine Yilang is ruthless, and the perfunctory appearance and coping tone of the Supreme Treasure make the audience itchy with anger!
After being silent for a while, Fairy Zixia finally mustered up the courage to say to the Supreme Treasure, "He's here." β
Supreme Bao looked around and didn't see anyone. Finally, he noticed that Fairy Zixia looked at him with something wrong, and said in amazement: "It can't be me, right?" β
Zixia Fairy was overjoyed: "Oh, it's you!" How do you know? That's you! Do you know I didn't know what to tell you, you're so smart!"
Supreme Treasure said: "But I have a wife......"
Fairy Zixia looked like a matter of course and said, "I know! But I can't help it, this marriage is the biggest arrangement of God! Hey, all you have to do now is get rid of your wife and come with me. β
Zixia Fairy's words are very natural, in comparison, it seems that after knowing that the other party has a wife, she still said this. It should be the kind that will make people very disgusted, but surprisingly, the audience does not have any disgust with Zixia Fairy's words, but feels that it is natural for the innocent and romantic Zixia Fairy to say this.
Because looking at Zixia Fairy's original fantasy of the future Ruyi Langjun and her longing for beautiful romantic love, you know that although Zixia Fairy is a fairy, she is extremely naΓ―ve or a little naΓ―ve in terms of feelings!
Supreme Treasure said: "It's good." β
Fairy Zixia was puzzled: "Okay?" β
Supreme Treasure nodded: "It's very good." β
Zixia Fairy: "Then let's start this relationship immediately!"
Supreme Treasure: "Okay." Let's get started!"
is still a perfunctory, an extremely serious, listening to the words of Zixia Fairy, you know that she is really naΓ―ve and a little distressing!
Zixia Fairy said, "You kiss me first!"
Zixia closed her eyes happily. Slowly leaning her mouth in, suddenly the Supreme Treasure pushed her away. The two looked at each other, and Fairy Zixia's originally happy expression slowly became very sad, and those eyes made many viewers can't help but scold the Supreme Treasure in their hearts, which is really too much. And at this moment, the Supreme Treasure in the film also felt that he had treated her a little too much, just for Bai Jingjing, but he could only harden his heart, and said to Zixia with an apologetic expression on his face: "Give me the treasure box." β
Fairy Zixia said with a sad face: "You lied to me!" You don't want to kiss me at all, everything you just said was a lie to me! β
Supreme Treasure said: "I am serious! You take out the treasure box first. Do you want me to take out my heart and show you? β
Originally, it was just the Supreme Treasure just talking casually, and I wanted to deceive the Moonlight Treasure Box first, but I didn't expect the Zixia Fairy to say: "No, I'll do it myself!"
After that, the Zixia Fairy used the shrinking method to drill into the body of the Supreme Treasure.
When the Zixia Fairy appeared in front of a coconut, the audience burst into laughter, the essence of nonsensical comedy is that it is always unexpected, the heart of the Supreme Treasure is actually a coconut, to paraphrase a sentence in the love apartment, it will be a ghost if you can guess it!
Zixia was surprised to see the coconut-like heart and asked, "Wow! How is your heart like a coconut? β
Coconut: "Miss, I can't deny that I'm ugly, but I'm gentle and never lie." The tone of speech is the same as that of the Supreme Treasure, and many viewers can't help but complain while laughing, it really deserves to be the heart of the Supreme Treasure!
Just when the audience was wondering what answer Fairy Zixia would ask from the coconut heart of the Supreme Treasure.
The camera is changed, three robbers pass by, and the audience looks, isn't this Bodhi Ancestor? How did you become a bandit?
Bodhi Ancestor's appearance is still so different, with a sentence of "Whoever dares to provoke me will kill whoever I want!" "Declare his domineering. His younger brother saw the supreme treasure that stood still, and said, "Hey, big brother Bodhi, look at ......"
Bodhi looked at it and said, "Yo, look! It's really not moving! Search and see. β
So the three robbers began to search the Supreme Treasure's body, just searching, but the search of the Bodhi Ancestor looked like he was taking advantage of the Supreme Treasure, and when Bodhi touched the **** of the Supreme Treasure, it happened that the Supreme Treasure suddenly regained consciousness.
The Supreme Treasure was surprised: "Hey, man, what does this mean?" β
The witty big brother Bodhi said seriously: "I see that you are in good shape, so touch and see!"
Supreme Treasure said: "That's the case, then please continue to touch it." β
"It's okay, keep touching!" Bodhi's words directly turned the audience on the scene cute, obviously Bodhi's behavior is extremely obscene, but here, it gives people a feeling of cuteness!
The audience who was originally worried because of Zixia's sincerity in exchange for the perfunctory and deception of the Supreme Treasure was now made by the cute Bodhi and couldn't help laughing anymore!
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Zixia asked Supreme Treasure's coconut heart: "Isn't he very affectionate with his wife?" β
Many viewers were looking forward to Coconut Heart's answer, but here, the picture was changed, the audience didn't hear Coconut Heart's answer, but heard Zixia Fairy's tears slip down and say: "I understand!" β
Although everyone didn't hear the answer of the coconut heart, they could still guess through the tears of GuΓ² Zixia, and it was obvious that the answer to the coconut sue Zixia was yes.
Seeing this scene, the audience's mood was extremely complicated, and while feeling relieved for Supreme Treasure's feelings for Bai Jingjing, she also felt pity for Zixia, because Zixia went down to earth to find her stubborn belief that she was the true son of heaven, but she found it, but the result was not what she wanted!
Because of the storage of the moonlight treasure box, the time of "Journey to the West" has become a little confused, this paragraph was the same as the audience's mood when Tang Feng first watched it, but after watching it many times, he understood the true meaning of the dialogue between Zixia Fairy and Coconut.
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