Chapter 6 38 Teacher Selection Criteria

The first thing Liu Xian did when he returned to the office was to find out what kind of teacher Wai Cheng was?

At this time, he was the only one in the office with **.

The two met for the first time, and after a cold noise, Liu Xian threw out the doubts in his heart.

"What about this foreign teacher, to put it bluntly, there are classes to come, but there are no classes to go. You don't need to be a freelance teacher who sits in school every day. ”

Speaking of this, the conversation changed, poked his head out, whistled twice at Liu Hurri, and said:

"Hey, brother, tell your buddies about your story with the goddess? Aren't you already like that......"

**I asked seven or eight times in a row, but every time Liu was busy, he changed the topic.

"Hey, didn't you eat together at noon? What about this goddess? ** pointed to Chen Chen's desk and asked.

"Her aunt is here." Liu Busy said casually.

"Huh?" ** But in my heart, I said that the goddess's aunt is today.

"Hey, brother, don't blame buddy for not reminding you. It's your first day here, but the fame has already spread. Not only have you become the public enemy of many male teachers, but even many boys regard you as a mortal enemy......"

"I advise you, it's better to ......"

"Brother Zhao, thank you for the reminder."

When Liu Xian was chatting with **, Wang Xiaotian pushed the door and came in.

As soon as he saw Liu Busy, Wang Xiaotian's face showed a hideous expression that the Tyrannosaurus Rex wanted to eat people.

"Didn't choke to death at lunch?" Wang Xiaotian snorted coldly at Liu Xian.

Liu hurriedly smiled, "Almost, if you want to blame it, you can blame that girl for feeding too often." Before I swallowed this last spoonful, the next spoonful was delivered to my mouth. Hey, it's really the hardest thing to accept the grace of a beauty. ”

"Hooligans, you wait, sooner or later, one day, I will snatch Chen Chen away." Wang Xiaotian gritted his teeth and said word by word.

"Really? Come on! Liu hurriedly stretched out his thumb and smiled, "Actually, she is very good at soaking, when I was in college, I only spent nine yuan to invite her to eat a spicy tang, and she was good with me." ”

"Oh yes, her greatest strength is her generosity. I remember that the money for the first ten times we opened the house was all paid by her. ”

"Isn't it? Brother, you're not going to blow it, are you? The interest of ** immediately came up.

"What am I lying to you? Is it necessary? Liu was busy with his nostrils facing the sky and said with disdain.

When Wang Xiaotian heard this, the picture of the goddess in his heart suddenly appeared in his mind, ravaged by this hooligan in front of him - Jamai Dish, let me change my posture and do it again, oh, no, no, don't stop......

"Poor sling!" Wang Xiaotian was old for a long time before he squeezed out these three words from between his teeth.

"Sling? Okay, don't use your exclusive noun to describe brother. Brother is rich and handsome. Liu hurriedly glared at Wang Xiaotian and said word by word.

Wang Xiaotian was immediately anxious, and directly burst into foul language, if he hadn't stopped it in time, he would have done it for fear of it.

"Brother Zhao, don't stop him. If people want to vent, let them vent. Otherwise, when I get to the toilet this time, I can't do it, and my left hand is replaced by my right hand, and if I vent in that way, it's my fault. ”

When Liu Xian shook hands with Wang Xiaotian in the morning, he had already discovered that the goods had kidney deficiency.

With Liu Xian's medical skills, he naturally knew the direct cause of Wang Xiaotian's kidney deficiency, so he masturbated excessively.

is the so-called thief with a weak heart, and was said to be masturbating in the toilet, although he was telling the truth, Wang Xiaotian was completely anxious at the moment.

"Who do you say masturbates, who do you say masturbates in the toilet......" He was overly emotional.

The ** on the side desperately stopped Wang Xiaotian, and kept signaling Liu Xian to go out first.

However, Liu Xian didn't care at all.

Just kidding, the master has never been angry until now. Except, of course, that old ruffian.

What arrogance do you have about a kidney-deficient man, you don't even deserve to be my opponent!

"Mr. Wang, what are you anxious about? I mean me. No way, who let the goddess in your heart always have a bad problem every time she finishes with me, and she will give me two more tubes. ”

To be honest, Wang Xiaotian already had the urge to kill at this time.

If the eyes can kill people, it is estimated that Liu Xian, who will be this time, has become a dead hooligan.

"Oh yes, I seem to be remembering again. Actually, I had a room with her yesterday. It's just that this time we are in the AA system, she took the money to open the house, and I took the money for the set. ”

surnamed Chen, let you pit me, this time I will pit you once.

In this way, we can be considered to be even.

"Well, I won't tell you. I have to go to the toilet and masturbate, as the so-called pre-class pipe, more than the chengguan. ”

Syllable!

The office door was slammed shut.

When Liu Busy returned to the office again, it was already a big break for the second class.

It's just that his desk is in a mess at this time.

Even if you think about it with your toes, this is the man with kidney deficiency who did it.

"Brain-dead!"

Liu hurriedly took the book casually, and then left.

At this time, there was only one person left in the office.

"I'll go, he didn't react at all, this endurance is too strong......"

**Muttered to himself-

Kindergarten teacher 38 class classroom!

"I'll go, this hooligan teacher is really hanging, I've only been in school for half a day, and I've soaked all the sexy and hot goddesses and the goddess of literary freshness, it's too Nima against the sky."

"Could it be that this rogue teacher is rich and handsome? However, he can't see the slightest bit of nobility in his copycat clothes? ”

"Hey, you see, this post titled 'The Rogue Teacher of Class 38, Killing Two Goddesses in Seconds, with Pictures and Truths', has more than 10,000 views."

"Well, my masterpiece is enough. You guys take a look at the comments below, it's even sharper. Huang Yunhui was looking down at her phone and appreciating the comments.

"The goddess loves hooligans and is busy at night." This is a comment called 'Cover the World'.

"Is this rascal Ximen Qing sent by the Jade Emperor?" This is a comment called 'Simon Qing Ai Cang'.

"Damn, dare to rob Lao Tzu's dream goddess. Beat Lao Tzu in the United States to donate a bottle of mineral water, beat Lao Tzu in Taiwan to lose the pulse of the bottle, fuck beat this hooligan teacher, Lao Tzu donated a kidney. ”

Sharper comments are being updated continuously.

The students in class 38 of the kindergarten teacher are playing with the sticker, and of course, some people posted this post to the space, and the number of retweets immediately skyrocketed.

Class leader Li Xiaomeng, who is the absolute eldest sister in Class 38, and there is also a number one in the entire sophomore year of high school.

Even if some boys who can fight see it, they have to take a detour.

At this moment, Li Xiao dreamed that there were men and women gathered in front of the door of his class.

She knew that these people had come to see the rogue teacher.

"Grass mud horse, what's there to see. Get lost! Li Xiaomeng roared, picked up the stool under his buttocks and threw it out of the door.

Immediately after, several more stools flew out.

In an instant, the door of the classroom became quiet.

"Okay, it's almost class, this class will be in class, let's do what we planned." Li Xiaomeng ordered.

Liu Xian walked into the classroom with the class bell ringing.

However, as soon as he entered the classroom, he was attracted by a few lines of words on the blackboard.

38 Teacher Selection Criteria:

got the house sorghum,

Pretty in class,

I can use the wine tank,

Accompany the lonely bed,

Got the crotch of the pants,

Got into the tree row,

When you are a great lady,

Afford a garage,

I can eat meat sausages,

did the pervert,

Can afford to play hooligan.

The previous 37 class teachers, when they saw a quote like this, they could blow their noses and stare at their eyes, and the female teachers who couldn't be angry wiped their tears directly.

Of course, more often than not, they resigned immediately.

However, just when everyone was expecting the reaction of the rogue teacher.

I saw that he was not in a hurry or slow, with a hint of a smile on his face, picked up a piece of chalk, and circled a few words.

"Very well written and rhyming. It's just that there are a few typos. ”

"The beams of this house are wood, not rice, underneath."

"The one who skips class is not the one who is handsome."

"The pseudo-mother's fake is the fake of the shoddy product."

"Hey, it's terrible to be uneducated. In other words, who wrote this, I won't name it, after class, take a good look at the Xinhua dictionary. Of course, you can also talk to the rogue teacher. ”