After kicking everyone out of the house, I was a little sleepy and couldn't hold on.

Within five minutes of lying in bed, I fell asleep.

The sleep was quite uncomfortable and painful. At first, I hazy felt a whirring shout, which lasted for about an hour, and then finally stopped for two hours, and then heard the sound of clanging things, as a result, I had several messy dreams this night, there were dreams of singing two people, there were dreams of listening to cross talk, and there was a dream in which I became a carpenter, and then I became an emperor, whose name seems to be Zhu Youxiao, and there is an old eunuch who keeps kneeling and licking his brother's toes.

I don't know how long it took, I finally woke up, and when I got together, I found that Jingba, who was not possessed by Sophie, was gnawing on my toe covers, and all ten toe covers were almost gnawed by this thing.

I kicked Jingba to the ground, got dressed and walked to the living room, and found Chen Yuanyuan sitting on the sofa watching TV, holding the remote control in his hand, pressing wildly, as if typing, while still talking.

"Look at this! Lady, I've been chasing this drama for more than ten days! "It should be Sophie Fei who speaks!

"Childish is not naïve, the old lady loves to watch sitcoms!" This is Diao Zetian!

"Look at this!"

"Look at this!"

Then I saw my TV flickering at a high speed of 60 times per second, I shook my head, hurriedly opened the door and walked out, to be honest, I was really afraid that the TV would explode if it clicked.

After I went out, I saw that the windows at the two corners of the corridor on the right were gone, and the walls of the corridor were full of holes, and there was even a fist mark one meter on my right, which was ten centimeters deep.

I shook my head in confusion and walked through the door, and as soon as I entered, I saw a table of mahjong.

I finally knew that I heard a clanging sound when I was sleeping for Mao, and it turned out that this group of idiots had dismantled the coffin and transformed it into several mahjong tables.

Wang Daozi and the third, fourth, and nine girls at the same table, at this time while touching the cards while bragging: "Nine girls, it's not me who blows, I still have some skills, two days ago a female ghost attached to the shopkeeper downstairs, a lamp none of them can do, it's not the old way I went out and leveled the female ghost!" ”

The ninth girl was full of peach blossoms: "Brother Wang still has this technique?" ”

Wang Daozi continued to pretend: "That's, of course, temperament outside of technology is also very important, that female ghost likes fat people!" ”

The ninth girl continued to ask, "What about the female ghost?" ”

Wang Daozi pointed to the spiritual seat on the windowsill: "It's sealed inside!" Hell, harass me at night! ”

The ninth girl hid her face and smiled, unspeakably coquettish: "Yo, then I have to learn from Brother Wang!" ”

I was dumbfounded, I was stunned for a long time and didn't see the doorway, listening to this meaning, these two groups of people not only got along very well, but also wanted to play something else, so I had to pat the third child on the shoulder: "What's the situation here?" ”

The third child looked back at me and bared his teeth: "Yo, Master is here, play two?" I'll make room for you! ”

"Not necessarily!" I pointed to the Nine Girls and Wang Daozi, who didn't exist at all: "What's the situation with these two people." ”

The third child stood up with a wicked smile, put it in my ear and whispered: "This Lao Wang Bacheng is deliberate, he lost a lot of money, and let Lao Jiu win, I think these two people are going to have something!" ”

"He's rich?" My eyes widened and I couldn't believe my ears!

"Nope!" The third child frowned: "Not only do they have no money, but we also don't have money." ”

"And how do you guys play?"

"Bookkeeping! One lamp Lao Wang, they will catch ghosts, can make money, our senior brothers will go out tomorrow to find a way to make money, Master, you don't know, I have done everything before Sister Hua'er, I can carry twenty bags of rice at a time for fifty catties of rice, and my face is not red or rough at the end of the day. Of course, compared to your old man, the disciple is still absolutely inferior. ”

"What about the big flowers? It can't really be a dime, right? ”

"Sister Hua'er originally had a little money, but before coming to Coal City, all our savings were lost by a disciple of Sister Hua'er, her apprentice seems to be on the Tao, one day I begged Sister Hua'er's head, saying that there is a little brother who is very unrighteous, let us talk about the morality of the rivers and lakes, lie down, only after two days of fighting, I know that the little brother is an undercover agent! All our money is paid for medicine! ”

I patted the third child blankly, motioned for him to sit down and continue to play cards, and after a few minutes of stunned, I walked to Yideng, touched the mahjong table made of coffin board, and said, "Master, this is not appropriate, right?" ”

He didn't look at me at a single lamp: "Don't worry, Section Chief Wang, this thing is just a formality, mainly relying on the mana of a few of us!" ”

I asked softly, "They're all about it?" ”

Yideng finally raised his head and smiled mysteriously at me: "Don't worry, they are all scene people and know how to measure." ”

"That's it! Master, rest assured! The ten girls who were sitting at the table winked at me: "The disciples are measured, and we have already learned the spells of several masters just now!" ”

……

When I inquired, I realized that as soon as I lay down, they started fighting.

The first thing to stir up trouble was a lamp, this old thing usually called me a brother and sister, and forced the twelve idiots to call him uncle.

Morning glory is such a high-minded person, worship me as a teacher is also impressed by my ethereal martial arts, and a light in her eyes is just a defeated subordinate who can be ravaged at any time, so morning glory gave a slap to a lamp very unceremoniously.

The master suddenly became angry, scolding the morning glory for being stinky and shameless, and not understanding humility.

The ninth girl is also a violent temper, and when she saw that it was difficult to speak disrespectfully, she immediately kicked her, and said that she was an evil demon and was not ashamed.

So, the two groups of people fought in the corridor.

After fighting for an hour, Yideng and the others found that they were not the opponents of Morning Glory and the others at all, and the other party was carrying a kitchen knife in their hands, so Yideng came up with an idea to paralyze the other party and say that they wanted to enter the house to find weapons.

Morning glory didn't look down on a few people in his heart, so he disdainfully agreed, who knows, after a lamp and others came out, it suddenly became powerful, it turned out that a lamp and others opened another stream and used a spell.

Morning glory saw a light and others suddenly disappear out of thin air, she led eleven younger brothers and sisters, ran in the corridor for half a point, and found that they couldn't go up or down, they had been doing circular movements, and they couldn't find a few people at all.

Realizing that there are people outside the world and there are queens outside the sky, the morning glory roared to the sky and raised a white flag to surrender.

After the two groups stopped, they were very envious of each other's methods, so they discussed that one side should send a representative to give a lecture on theory, which could be regarded as increasing knowledge.

As soon as Yideng took out a small blackboard and spoke to the people sitting on the ground for less than five minutes, the police who received the alarm and came to check entered the house, and as a result, this group of people was arrested as pyramid schemers.