Chapter Forty-Three: Placing the Twelve Idiots
When I got to the entrance of the complex, I stopped.
I pointed to the Happy Village Hotel on the other side, and handed over a few hundred yuan to Morning Glory: "Aunt Cui, you should stay in the hotel first, I really can't live so many people in my house!" β
"No! Master, the disciple must serve at your old man's house, serve you tea and water, and take care of your daily life! Morning Glory raised her eyebrows, and then said, "Also, Master, don't call me Aunt Cui, isn't this messing up?" They all call me Sister Hua'er, so you can call me Dahua. β
I tried to call out, "Big flowers? β
"Hey!" Morning glory hurriedly agreed, not ashamed at all.
I explained bitterly: "Big flowers! I can't live in my house! β
The corners of Morning Glory's mouth curled: "It's okay, we can sleep while standing!" β
I shook my head resolutely: "How can I bear to be a teacher like that, besides, there are so many men and women in this place, and your master can't stand it when she comes back!" "That's one thing, and the other reason I didn't dare to say it was because I was afraid that they would die in my house!
Morning glory thought for a moment: "Then let's lay the floor in the corridor!" If there were policemen, we would climb up to the rooftop and sleep! β
"......" I was speechless!
At this moment, 120, who had been silent for a long time, squeezed through the crowd, came over, and whispered to me: "The two families downstairs have moved away, and they are currently looking for tenants." Especially Lao Song's house, if you find a new face to talk to him, you will definitely be able to lower the price! β
I hurriedly asked, "Well, when did this happen?" β
120 tinkered with his mobile phone and said to me: "He Brick's family said that Sister Qian's family moved out last night, it seems that they played mahjong that day and made Sister Qian and her mother have a heart attack!" β
"What about Brother Song?"
120 was a little distracted, looked at the phone and was inexplicably happy, and after a long time of reminiscing, he continued to talk to me: "Lao Song moved out this morning, he sent a text message to tell me, what, now he is scolding me with his mobile phone!" But this guy is too slow to type, and it's not my opponent at all! As he spoke, he held up his phone in front of me.
At a cursory glance, the screen is full of dirty words, and there are no duplicate ones.
I pondered for a while, and felt that the method 120 said was quite reliable, at least in terms of expenses, it was much less than living in a store, and, looking at the looks of Morning Glory and others, I was afraid that I really planned to live in the corridor of my house.
I sighed deeply, "Okay, that's it!" With that, I began to wonder who would contact Brother Song.
As a result, after looking around, I didn't find a normal person, not to mention a lamp and more than 120 people, Brother Song had long remembered their respect, and the twelve idiots were originally quite normal, but now they are all shaved bald, and there are still bloody mouths on their heads.
In desperation, I had no choice but to hand my phone to Chen Yuanyuan, a combination of Su Feifei and Diao Zetian. At the moment, this woman's image is a bit like an acrobatic troupe performer, plus a mouth full of swearing, and she is the only person in our circle wearing normal human clothes, no way, only her!
"You two don't make a fuss yet! Do me a favor! "I handed them both my own phone.
"Lao Wang, tell me something quickly." It was Sophie Fei who spoke.
"After I dialed a number, you told him that you wanted to rent his house, and your voice was as gentle as possible, and the monthly rent was cut to 500, which was considered a success!"
"I'm coming!"
"I'm coming!"
"Shut up, listen to me, it's better for Sophie Fei to come, after all, she is more familiar with the yang world."
"Look at the old lady!" Sophie Fei was not polite, and glared at herselfβright eyes!
After taking the phone, Sophie's voice immediately became unusually gentle: "Hey! Are you the head of the household, Building 201, Building 15, Heping Community? β¦β¦ I'm not calling the police, I'm trying to rent your house...... I heard from the doorman...... Well, we are a family of three, my parents, and me...... Don't mess around, big brother, I'm not twenty this year...... 650 is a bit expensive, can it be cheaper? β¦β¦ Oh, who's coming out of your hallway? It can't be psychotic, right? β¦β¦ If you rent it to me for 400, you can rent it, otherwise forget it! β¦β¦ I'll have to rent it for at least a year...... Okay, come over quickly, I'll be waiting for you at the gate of the community! β
After hanging up the phone, Sophie Fei stretched out her hand: "Take the money, he agreed to rent 4500 to us for a year, I have to wait for him here, he will take a taxi over!" β
I shouted 120, asked him for 10,000 yuan, and stuffed it into Sophie's hand: "By the way, I will rent Sister Qian's house, and buy the rest if you like it!" β
Su Feifei hesitated for a moment, and suddenly, her left hand reached over, snatched the money in her right hand, and her tone changed: "Don't be in vain, you girl is a fool!" β
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I instructed Su Feifei and Diao Zetian for most of the day, telling them to be sure to focus on the overall situation, although the two were a little reluctant, but they nodded and answered me, and I led everyone into the community.
When I walked to the second floor, I said to the twelve idiots, "These two rooms will be occupied by you from now on, and I will live on the third floor with the eight masters. β
A large number of people suddenly crowded into my small two-bedroom house, which was a little crowded at the time, and the twelve idiots led by Morning Glory were quite interested in my family, according to their understanding, my house should belong to the kind of cave where martial arts secrets are hidden everywhere and panaceas are thrown everywhere.
Lao Liu squatted in front of my TV and studied it for a long time, and asked a little puzzled: "Master, is this TV the kind of TV I am familiar with?" β
"If you want to see it, it's ink, something!" For this kind of two, forcing me to talk to them properly.
After a long time, the old man then asked me, "Master, is this DVD the DVD I am familiar with?" "Seeing that I was going to throw an ashtray to smash him, the sixth finally shut up and turned on the DVD switch.
I saw that they had more common sense than the Eight Great Biao people, so I didn't care about them anymore and ran into the bedroom bed to lie down and rest.
Two minutes later, the living room was silent, and then there was a beautiful panting voice on the TV, followed by a conversation between a woman and a man: "ya. maiγ deiβ¦β¦ Thinking enough? β¦β¦ yi.gu, it's ......"
I immediately got up from the bed and ran to the living room to see that twenty-one people were gathering in front of the TV to watch intently, and the TV was playing the disc I burned two days ago. β
Yideng sighed blankly: "I knew that Section Chief Wang had this thing, and I wouldn't have been beaten up like this!" β
Mrs. Dingnan expressed dissatisfaction: "Old thing, isn't it worth it to suffer a little for me?" Don't think I don't see it, you're interested in those flowers! β
The ninth girl's eyes wandered: "Aren't you monks?" Also interested in engaging in objects? β
120 said coldly: "You know a fart, Lord Yama has been divorced several times!" β
I finally couldn't help but roar, "Damn, get out of here!" β