Soon, the four masters of eating, drinking and playing woke up!

The four old creatures took one look at their surroundings and immediately rushed towards me with red eyes.

Lao Chi grabbed my neck and scolded me: "You 2 (b), can't you find a normal place every time you land?" ”

Lao He sat on my chest: "You brain-dead, what the hell is this?" Do you really want to starve us to death? ”

Lao Wan casually picked up a stone and smashed me: "Damn, Lao Tzu fought with you!" ”

Lao Le was calm, sharpening his knife, and muttering: "Hurry up, we're going to draw lots in a while, and we can eat cured meat in the evening!" ”

I was pinched and couldn't breathe, so I desperately pushed the three old monsters away, coughed for a long time before saying to the three of them, "Aren't we going back to the yang world?" Haven't you regained your strength? Shall we just fly back? ”

Lao Chi pointed to his bare left hand and legs with his right hand and asked me, "Do you think we can fly like this?" ”

I had a flash in my mind: "Are you stupid? Didn't I get that birdman too? Can't she fly? ”

The four old things were stunned for a moment, and at the same time turned to the person and bird on the right side of my body, and the old man muttered, "Yes! I forgot about them! ”

I stood up and began to observe the two women beside me.

Lao Chi took a wooden stick and stabbed Zhang Ping, and found that the other party had no reaction at all, and said to himself: "It can't be a fall to death, right?" ”

"Won't it?" I'm also a little confused, it stands to reason that this should just be a space-time tunnel, and it doesn't seem to have the effect of falling from a height, so I instructed Lao He: "You poke her chest hair?" Poke her squeaky nest! ”

The old man smiled knowingly, and just as he was about to start, he saw Zhang Ping and the Dark Bird open their eyes, I went, and sure enough, I pretended to be unconscious! Thanks to my master, my brain is still clear!

One person and one bird looked panicked and shouted at me: "Don't play hooligan, we have just woken up!" What is this place? Where the hell is this? ”

I really didn't know how to explain this question for a while, but Lao Le next to me was thinking lively, and he replied: "This is the yang world, and your place is the underworld!" ”

I nodded, "Not bad!" Don't you say we're ghosts? Actually, we are people of this world, of course, we will go to you when we die, and there is a small chance that you will come back here after you die, of course, most people can't remember anything, can you understand when I say that? ”

Zhang Ping stayed in place, her eyes were a little dazed, she seemed to be desperately trying to understand my words, and after a long time, she suddenly asked, "What those people said is true?" Is there really another space? ”

I thought about it briefly, and felt that the people he said should refer to the giant ghosts who have memories in the underworld, obviously, those giant ghosts are always spreading things about the yang world in the underworld, this is easier to understand, before the crossing, I don't believe in any yin, I don't believe in any yin, but there are still many people, including blind fortune tellers, old Taoists in Taoist robes, muttering about another world in our ears every day!

I saw that this woman had a good understanding, so I nodded and said, "Well, it's true!" That day we accidentally went to the underworld and were trapped in the Netherworld Fire, eating our own flesh and drinking it...... I spent more than two months, and then I met you guys...... We're finally home! ”

Zhang Ping looked at the surrounding sea water again in surprise, and finally said with a crying voice: "You go home, go home, why do you want to bring me and Mingming over, woo woo woo woo ......"

Is she too embarrassed to cry? Without her to report the news, I might have returned home early to hug Su Diao Complex and Liu Qian to enjoy the blessings, and without her, I wouldn't have holes everywhere!

I comforted her: "This is an accident, the kung fu I practiced is logically impossible to shuttle with a yin spirit, and I don't know how to get it, so I brought you too!" Don't worry, let's find a way to do it slowly, okay? ”

Zhang Ping was still crying: "What can you do?" Woowoo...... You're all bad guys, you're all bad guys! ”

The woman actually began to pretend to be stupid again, and I helplessly said to the sluggish bird beside her: "Sister Bird, are you okay?" ”

After a few seconds, the bird came to his senses: "I don't understand, if you have the means to tear the space, why don't you choose a better place to land?" ”

I smiled bitterly: "This, it's purely an accident, eldest sister, do you see if you can turn into a real body and take us out?" ”

After glancing at Zhang Ping, the bird finally nodded, stood up with difficulty, and then, after putting on a full posture, he suddenly turned in a circle on the spot, and shouted: "I change!" ”

Ten seconds later, I said to her, "You've changed!" ”

"What's going on?" The Bird was obviously a little surprised, she closed her eyes, clenched her fists, and spun around again: "I've changed!" ”

After another ten seconds, I said to her, "Sister Bird, don't make trouble, change quickly!" ”

The bird opened its mouth wide and looked incredulous: "I can't seem to change!" ”

"What?" The crowd exclaimed again! Even Zhang Ping was flustered: "Underworld, didn't you read the mantra correctly?" ”

The Immortal Bird laughed miserably: "I won't forget the mantra if I forget my mother!" I really can't get back to my real body! ”

The crowd was speechless!

……

In the following time, I was brutally abused by the six of them for many hours, and every time I was beaten to the point of dying, they gave me all kinds of medicines, and when I regained some strength, they continued to torture me, and just like that, we stayed up until the second half of the night!

In view of the fact that Zhang Ping and the Dark Bird have been crying and crying, and this person and a bird are too cruel, I wondered if I could send them back to the underworld, although the remaining four old things are strong in martial arts, they should not harm me.

I solemnly raised my right hand, which was full of holes, and silently recited: "Connect Yin and Yang, get up!" ”

Instantly, a black hole appeared on my right side, and I hurriedly said to Zhang Ping and the Dark Bird, "Hurry up, you two can see if you can go down?" Remember! We have no hatred or resentment, and we will still be friends when we meet in the future! ”

Zhang Ping and the Dark Bird obviously also saw the gloomy black hole, and cautiously moved over, and the two held hands and jumped up gently.

Let's click! The two of them are standing on the surface of the black hole!

I said in a hurry, "Jump! ”

Zhang Ping and the Bird responded to me at the same time: "Can't jump?" ”

Damn, what's going on? Obviously I got them up, why can't I get them down? By the way, I pushed them before they came up, and I carefully knelt on the edge of the black hole and pushed them as much as I could.

Suddenly, two women were pushed by me!

Lao Chi grabbed my two stump legs and reminded me: "You tap, you have to fall again, but it will be lively!" ”

I cautiously froze my body and looked down with the four old monsters on the edge of the black hole.

Lao Chi asked me, "Why hasn't it been closed yet?" ”

I don't know why, so I explained randomly: "Eighty percent have to wait until someone jumps to close!" ”

Lao He listened carefully with his ears: "Listen, listen, there are still people scolding the street inside!" ”

I was just about to listen to it, when suddenly, the black hole began to fade little by little, and finally disappeared into a little starlight!

Looking at Zhang Ping and the Soul Bird again, I found that this person and a bird were already dead, so I comforted them: "That, my master said that I can control the Yin Soul shuttle after practicing for two or three years, don't worry!" Well, I have a friend at home, she specializes in this, I'll see if I can send you down through another channel when the time comes! ”

Zhang Ping responded to me numbly: "It's nothing, I'm just a little scared, I'm homesick!" ”

The bird sighed: "If you can't become a bird, you will have to walk on your legs in the future, I miss my wings so much!" ”

……

In the following time, I specially asked about the situation of some special service groups, although this woman was hesitant, but I still learned that Qin Yuyang in the inn was the son of Qin Sheng, the king of Hades, listening to the meaning of the dark bird, this Qin Yuyang is pursuing Zhang Ping, but Zhang Ping is not the kind of villain, what he pays attention to is the truth, that Qin Yuyang is a famous playboy in the underworld, and there are countless women who have been harmed by him, Zhang Ping has always kept a distance from him, and this patrol to the Netherworld Fire Sea was arranged by Qin Yuyang, originally wanted to please Zhang Ping, but I didn't expect to meet us.

Later, I talked about my identity again, this time I didn't hide it, I directly told her the identity of my Yin Si spokesperson, and told them everything except Hanako 2, she asked me why I knew about Hanako 2, I explained that Sophie Fei accidentally said something when chatting with me, and she asked me why I wanted to avoid the Yamen of Yinsi, what are the secrets of the four monsters, and I don't know at all.

Later, there was no one to chat, the seven of us were lying on the reef, looking up at the starry sky, on my left was Zhang Ping and the Dark Bird, and on the right were the four monsters, I suddenly felt that this day was colorful enough!

Before I knew it, I was asleep!

The next morning, when I woke up, I found the six of them fishing on the edge of the reef.

Lao Le stabbed in the water with a pig-killing knife. I leaned on his shoulder and asked, "You tease, you can get ...... this way" Before I could say the word fish, I saw Lao Lezha catch a live fish.

I was stunned on the spot!

Lao Le pretended to explain to me: "We are all stained with the old light, this spring water can attract fish, it seems that we don't have to harm ourselves in the next few days!" ”

I bowed to Lao Chi in admiration, and then looked at Zhang Ping and the two of them.

The two of them were sitting on the edge of the reef blowing the wind, the four jade feet stretched into the sea water and kept swinging, the breeze was blowing, the two of them were beautiful, if the small island formed by the reef was bigger, if these two women were wearing bikinis, I would even think that we were on some beach!

It's a really colorful day!