Before we knew it, several of us had spent three days on the reef, during which we ate fish and drank springs, and our lives were quite happy, how to say that it was much stronger than the two months in the Netherworld Fire Sea, the key, the key is that there are two more glamorous women!

Given that the four old monsters didn't seem to have much interest in the two women, the burden of chatting with the beautiful women fell on my head.

At present, I already know the hobbies of one person and one bird, Zhang Ping loves sports, loves to read, likes to watch romance TV series, her favorite food is spicy chicken, the bird likes shopping, likes beauty and haircuts, especially combing the feathers on her wings, her biggest hobby is to soar in the sky, flying at an altitude of 20,000 meters to look down on all living beings.

According to me, I am a sentimental, affectionate and righteous intellectual young man, hard working, upright, like new things, kind, I have many friends, all of them are strong in martial arts, they are a tyrant everywhere, and most importantly, I also have many special skills, such as electrotherapy, such as excellent hearing.

At this time, I sat on the edge of the stone with two women and chatted while soaking my feet!

Zhang Ping sighed: "I didn't expect that I would live in such a place for three days, before, I always liked the sea, and I was a little scared, so I have never been to the beach, and now it has been inexplicably realized!" ”

The bird held the cheeks in his hand, his eyes moved, and he also sighed: "That's it! Although I can always see the sea, I really haven't landed on the island, and I heard that the island often blows strong winds, and I'm afraid of planting inside! ”

In an instant, everyone stopped talking!

This woman is definitely a bird man, I don't think she should be called a dark bird, just call it a crow, two days later, the sea began to blow a strong wind, and half a day later, the east began to be cloudy, thunder and lightning, the four monsters looked into the distance sluggishly, trembling all over, my heart was like ashes, all thoughts were ashes!

Just as we were preparing for the baptism of the storm, suddenly the bird pointed to the west and said, "Look, there is something!" ”

I turned around and looked, and I was almost crying when I saw a rather large ship approaching in the distance, and suddenly I waved my arms and shouted, "Help! ”

Immediately afterward, six people followed me and shouted.

More than ten minutes later, a small wooden boat came down from the steamer and sailed towards us, and I cried and cried, "Damn, I was saved, I couldn't die!"

The four monsters were also crying, and they didn't know what to say, as if they were scolding their mothers!

Zhang Ping and the bird hugged each other tightly and cried with joy.

Soon the little wooden boat rowed in front of us, but when I saw the people on board, I was dumbfounded!

Blacks! Four Negroes!

The four old monsters looked at me suspiciously, and said in unison, "Do you speak a foreign language?" ”

Zhang Ping and the Bird also looked at me strangely, and Zhang Ping whispered: "I heard of a Gentile below, but I have never seen a Gentile, is this a Gentile?" Why is it so dark? ”

I didn't have time to explain to him, but a black man at the head of the boat asked me, "&...... ￥*#）（&！ ……#”

I didn't understand it after listening to it for a long time, but in this case, the six people all looked at me expectantly, so I had to say to the black crew, "That, iam is so unlucky, can you help us?" ”

The crew apparently didn't understand what I meant, and looking at our miserable and mutilated appearance, the four crew members quickly pointed to the storm wheal to the east and made another gesture to let us aboard!

I didn't say a word, pulled Zhang Ping and the dark bird, and limped on the boat!

Soon, we came to the steamer, and when we got up, we realized that it was a fishing boat, quite a large fishing boat, but how did they come here? After pondering for a long time, I guessed that it must be the effect of Lao Chi's soaking in urine, and sure enough, a large number of people wearing them, with all kinds of skin colors, were busy preparing to get off the net.

The seven of us were housed in two small rooms, and the black buddy gave us clean water and food, and then ignored us, and went fishing.

After about ten minutes, we were in the house to study countermeasures, suddenly, a short man with yellow skin and black eyes walked in, looked at us suspiciously, and then said: "(&......%¥*)&*%¥......&*&"

I didn't understand a word, but my years of experience in watching movies taught me that this is a Japanese!

I continued the English phrase: "IAM is so unlucky! ”

The Japanese shook their heads and walked out.

After a few more minutes, I walked in again and after talking for a long time, I thought he was Korean!

When the third person walked in, I was already a little hopeless, but I didn't expect this chubby middle-aged buddy to ask, "Are you Chinese?" ”

The seven of us suddenly widened our eyes and hurriedly nodded: "Yes, yes, yes!" We are Chinese! ”

Lao Chi crawled over, hugged the fat man's thighs and cried: "Woo woo...... Finally see your loved ones! ”

The fat man was a little embarrassed at the time, and comforted us and said, "Don't worry, you seven, isn't it okay?" By the way, how did you get here? ”

I was suddenly stunned, pointed directly at Zhang Ping and the Dark Bird, and asked the fat man, "Can you see them?" ”

The fat man looked at me like a fool: "Dude, don't be funny! Knowing that it's a beauty, you don't have to hide it like this, right? ”

I was puzzled, but I didn't say anything, and asked, "Big brother, what kind of place is this?" ”

The fat man said: "This is the Pacific Ocean, not too far from Hawaii, I am the second member of the ship's crew!" ”

I'll take it, no wonder everyone has it, it turns out that I did it to other people's American territory!

I asked, "Big brother, it's going to be a typhoon, why do you still have to go to sea?" ”

"Our ship is fine, it's big, and besides, this storm is not too big, but you just met us because you just met, otherwise you would really have a cold with a burp!" The fat man pondered for a moment and then continued to ask me, "How did you get here?" Also, why are you all missing arms and legs? ”

Can you make this clear? Can he believe it, to be honest? If I don't tell the truth, how can I make up a reason?

is still the old Lehuo, he explained to Geng Lao Er: "We drove a boat out from Donghai City to play, and we encountered a heavy rain, the boat sank, and we didn't know how to drift here!" ”

Geng Lao Er said suspiciously: "Oh, well, the owner of our ship is a Chinese, and we happen to be heading west, and it is estimated that you will be home in a month!" If you need anything, just come to me directly, we are all Chinese, you must not be polite! ”

I was so moved that I almost gave him the bird on the spot!

After Geng Lao Er left, I asked the four monsters suspiciously: "What is the situation?" How could he see the two of them? Aren't they ghosts? ”

Lao Chi and the old god were there, squinting his eyes and saying: "If he can see it, it means that they are no longer ghosts, but they can't pass through the yin and yang channel, then it means that they are not people, it should be a situation where they are not people and ghosts!" ”

Suddenly, two long swords were inserted into Lao Chi's ass!

……

The next few days are also delicious, every day in addition to eating fish is eating fish, slowly, a few of us are also familiar with the crew on the ship, the captain seems to be called George, the deputy is called John, although we don't understand the language, but fortunately, we have a Chinese translator, Geng Lao Er, this buddy is a warm-hearted, good temper, every day to make do with us around.

One day, after I told him that Zhang Ping and the two of them were famous, this buddy's attitude took a 180-degree turn, and he ignored us from then on!

Fortunately, we have finally returned to the embrace of a civilized society, which is a multicultural and multi-racial civilized society.

A month later, we finally returned to the East China Sea, and when I saw the earth again, my legs were weak!

After saying goodbye to the people on the ship, several of us got off the ship at a port, and were quickly arrested by the customs department - none of the seven of us had any identification, and finally, I had no choice but to call Zhang Qiang, briefly explaining the reason for the incident, and after a while, a staff member handed me a wad of money and a piece of paper: "This is the money from Section Chief Zhang, saying that it is for your travel expenses, you should hurry up and go home!" ”

After leaving the customs and holding temporary identification, I led the other six people onto the northbound train.

Fortunately, the underworld is also quite developed, rich in products, and many objects and things in the yang world Zhang Ping and the others have seen, so there is no excitement!

On the train, I gave Zhang Ping and the bird a brief description of the situation at home, focusing on Sophie Fei and He Brick's family, and talked about Li Ming and Bai Yuzhen.

I snorted coldly, if he saw the true face of He Brick's family, Bacheng would immediately poke himself in the eyes and regret not being at the beginning!

A big brother next to him who listened to our chatter whispered to the person next to him: "Look, now everyone who asks for food is going out in a sleeper, what's the matter, these two women are more beautiful than my girls, and they are blind with the people who ask for food!" ”

The man next to him agreed: "If it doesn't work, let's get out of the car and go straight to the square to ask for food, what kind of business are we talking about?" ”

I was almost suffocated with internal injuries!

Later, I introduced the characteristics of the Twelve Idiots, the Eight Great Biaoren, 120, Lao Zhao, Vice President Lin, Ma Yuer, Iron Hammer, and the Thirteen Sons of Chun with the two women, emphasizing that they are actually hermit masters, but their behavior is a little difficult to understand. When talking about Wang Chongyang, I deliberately said, this is the same name, don't be excited when you meet!

The two of them listened in a fog, and from time to time they leaked admiring eyes, and I estimated that at this time, my image in his heart had risen to the level of He Brick's family.

Before getting off the train, I secretly called the four monsters to the location of the train door: "Listen, we have also achieved merit and tribulation, if you want to follow me, I welcome, I won't stop you if you want to go back to teach, but there is one thing, those things that happened to the five of us during this time, who dares to say it, I will definitely not spare him!" As I spoke, my palms began to redden.

Lao Chi hurriedly pressed my right hand and said to me politely: "Don't say it, never say it!" We're messing with you! ”

"That's it! Messed up with you! The other three old monsters said it in unison!