Yu Gong didn't seem to care about my lost appearance at all, and continued to say to me: "You and 120 belong to one, this is also due to fate, if I guess correctly, it should be the formation you cracked, right?" ”

I lowered my head and gently responded, "Yes, I saw something dark!" ”

"That's a nightmare!" Yu Gong explained: "It is Lao Jiang's masterpiece, of course, it has been strengthened by our three brothers!" ”

It sounds awesome, but what does it have to do with me and 120? I was puzzled and asked, "How do you know that I cracked it?" ”

Yu Gong smiled faintly: "Because 120 looks like a fool, it is estimated that he is going to be demented, how can he come up with the problem?" ”

There is some truth in this, 120 This guy is indeed getting more and more stupid, I asked him, "Fool, can you tell me why he is like this?" Although he was a little abnormal before, he was not stupid to this extent, what happened? ”

Yu Gong's face was a little dark, and after thinking for a while, he explained to me: "This is a normal phenomenon, I guess it should be that after you cast the Styx, the Yuan Shen was torn, you gained most of your spiritual intelligence, and he obtained a lot of your spiritual energy, originally, if the two of you unrelated people have no contact, the two of you can still live a good life, but now that you have gathered together, it will inevitably produce a very wonderful effect, you continue to absorb his spiritual wisdom, he continues to absorb your spiritual energy, In the long run, you will become a smart and abnormal person, but you will be paralyzed in bed and unable to move, and he will become a soulless shell, relying on his inner obsession to do some unbelievable things, I think he is especially concerned about the injured girl, the eight achievements are what you did to that girl before the split, this innate instinct prompts 120 to care about that girl! What's more, your personality will also change, he will be a little more masculine, and you may become a girl! ”

Listening to this old man, I suddenly remembered a lot of things, first of all, my body has been extremely weak and paralyzed in the past few days, and I have no extra thoughts about a bunch of big beauties next to me, and secondly, I have cultivated the nine techniques of yin and yang, but I don't feel that I have made any progress at all, before going to the Netherworld Fire Sea, the repeated spirits in my sea of knowledge once told me that I will make obvious progress in a few months, and within a year, I will feel the precursor of controlling the yin soul, and I can carry the yin soul through the passage in about two years, but so long has passed, I clearly felt that my exercises had not improved in the slightest.

On the other hand, 120, this guy is getting more and more weird, not only suddenly has his skills increased greatly, but also become more and more stupid, is it true that the two of us are born to resist each other?

I asked Yu Gong seriously: "Old man, what should we do?" Do you want me to put him in a rocket and send him to the moon? ”

Yu Gong's face became ugly, and he looked like he was going to slap me to death: "He is you, can you bear it?" ”

After thinking about it for a while, I felt that I really couldn't bear to treat him like this, this kid was devoted to me, and he had never done anything to be sorry for me, and I really couldn't do such a thing.

I asked aggrievedly, "What should I do then?" ”

Yu Gong smiled mysteriously: "Lao Jiang has a book of exercises, you can double cultivate!" ”

Double Major? Why do I think it's a bit obscene? Could it be the same as the double cultivation in my heart?

Yu Gong: "Lao Wang, we found that you have indeed changed, the first two times you came, you were a pretending criminal, the kind of pretending to be a coercion who didn't listen to any persuasion, if it weren't for your good character, we would definitely not save you, but this time you came, we think you have become bad, dirty, and shameless, but now, you are a half-pulled woman...... We like you even more now! ”

Is this a compliment? Well, I took it as a compliment, and as a token of gratitude, I gave him a piece of white sand!

The old man enjoyed the feeling of smoke very much, grinning his teeth with a cigarette, and calling out cool words from time to time in his mouth, I saw that this trick was very effective, so I hurriedly came up again, and asked politely: "Old man, how do you practice that exercise?" ”

The old man held a puff of smoke in his lungs for about two minutes before he spit it out, yes, this guy must not know what lung cancer is about, he replied to me with a sour face: "That exercise is not difficult to practice, you ask Lao Jiang, I think I practiced with Lao Sai back then!" ”

I soon found out that these two old men were shirtless!

I turned to Jiang Ziya's side again, the old man squinted, stretched out the index finger and middle finger of his right hand, and soon I understood what he meant, quickly handed over a cigarette, and honestly lit it, Jiang Ziya directly smoked the whole cigarette in one gulp, and then began to hold his breath......

Five minutes later, Jiang Ziya finally exhaled the smoke, and then I found that the smoke he exhaled was almost colorless......

The old man shouted: "Cool! It's cool to death! ”

Me: "Old man, this thing is easy to get sick if you smoke too much, do you think it's time to teach me the exercises?" ”

Jiang Ziya took out a piece of paper from his sleeve and handed it to me: "Just practice it, the mantra is also simple, when Lao Yu and Lao Sai were out of balance, they were corrected by this exercise, you and 120 good students can cultivate and relieve the speed of imbalance within a month, and you can completely stop imbalance within half a year, and after three or five years of cultivation, you can almost return to the way it was before......"

I picked up the paper and looked at it, and found that it turned out to be a four-panel comic, the first one was two people undressing, leaving only the pants on their bodies, and a few small words were written: This method can only be practiced by men, and the cultivation of men and women will lead to the reversal of yin and yang, and the consequences are unimaginable.

The second grid is one person sitting, and the other person keeps rubbing the other's chest and back with the palm of his hand, there are some mantras below, and there is a note at the end: you must be calm and cultivate, if you have any dirty thoughts, it can lead to madness.

The third cell is one lying on the ground and another pressing on top of him. In addition to the formula, there is also a note: the person above had better not eat too much, be careful to fall asleep and crush the person below to death, in addition, don't move, it's easy to have an accident!

The fourth grid is that both of them are getting dressed, and there are a few slightly larger words below: Hurry up and leave after finishing your work, this kind of intimate contact can easily lead to confusion of sexual orientation, remember to communicate with the opposite sex normally, see you tomorrow!

I was stunned when I looked at the exercises,, do you really want me to practice like this with 120? The two big men are so close to each other? I don't care, can 120 stand it?

Jiang Ziya snatched another cigarette from me and said to me with a smile: "How is it?" Easy to understand, right? You don't know, Heavenly Court held a special magic class back then, but I drew this one, I'm awesome, right? ”

I nodded silently, already thinking about how to solve the 120 problem......

In the following time, I told the four old men about the impermanence of black and white this time, and the four of them were all angry after listening to it, saying that Qin Sheng was really not a thing, and that this black and white impermanence was also a well-known figure in the underworld back then, and he had lived for more than 10,000 years, and it was really undeserved to fall to such a state.

I was worried that they would break in, but Jiang Ziya smiled and said, "They don't dare to come in if they have the guts, even if they are allowed to come in, can they come in?" ”

As soon as I heard it, it also made some sense, back then, Qin Sheng's 100,000 troops were all defeated here, and there was definitely no way for the judge and a few people to take it here, so I also settled down.

Soon, my bag of white sand was drained by the four old men, and then the four old men began to feel a little energetic.

Jiang Ziya asked me, "By the way, what do you mean by that travel company?" ”

Finally, it was the turn of these four old things to ask me questions, and I puffed up my chest: "This is my newly opened company, which specially arranges people to go on vacation, you don't know, our rich people have strange tempers, and they love to play wherever they are stimulated, in addition, there are many handsome guys and beauties in the underworld, and the quality is much higher than the above, this is definitely a profitable business, my current resident population is only thirty or forty, and I have to eat one thousand eight hundred a day, and I can't make money!" ”

Jiang Ziya stared at my chest for a long time: "Don't be shy, Master Dao, I've been a vegetarian for a long time, don't let me make mistakes!" ”

I felt a pain in the flowers, and then I honestly groveled.

Jiang Ziya's eyes regained a trace of clarity, and then asked me: "That means you have to come to the underworld often in the future?" ”

I nodded: "Yes, this time we are here to investigate, and in the future, I will send the customers down, and then send those four old things...... It's the four witches you said came down as bodyguards, and then found a little girl or an old lady as a tour guide, I'm not usually here, only responsible for picking up and dropping off! ”

Jiang Ziya suddenly shook his head: "This is too dangerous, although your breath is a little weak, but if someone is willing to test you, you can feel it, and if you are discovered by the king of Hades at that time, you will be miserable!" ”

"What then?"

Jiang Ziya bared his teeth: "I still have a book of exercises here, which can cover up the breath, next time, you bring me more of this smoking thing, and I will give it to you!" ”

I explained, "That's fine, but there's a problem?" ”

Jiang Ziya: "What's the problem?" ”

Me: "My teleportation seems to be a random teleportation, and it can't be fixed, it seems to be related to the customer's place of birth and death, and the ghost knows where it will be teleported next time!" ”

"It's kind of interesting!" Jiang Ziya frowned: "You are getting weaker and weaker, it stands to reason that your exercise must be able to teleport according to your wishes, you hurry up and double cultivate with 120, presumably after recovering your strength, you will be able to teleport at a fixed point, before that, we can cast some spells to guide you to teleport here every time!" ”

"Really?" I was immediately excited, if this can really be done, then it will be much more convenient for me in the future, not only can I have a safe place to stay, but also the travel route is easy to plan, this is simply a beef pie falling from the sky!

But before I was happy, Jiang Ziya continued: "But we have requirements, you also know how precious mana is, we can't do it in vain, don't you?" ”