Who said that immortals are the kind of people who have attained the Tao? Who said that immortals have no desires and no desires? Who said that immortals have no selfishness?

These four old immortals obviously want to knock me off, I don't know what conditions they will propose, so I decided to listen to it first, if the price is reasonable, I will sign a contract with them or something, if the asking price is too dark, then I have to turn my face and not recognize people!

I politely said to Jiang Ziya: "Old man, you see what you all want, let's ask for the price to pay back on the spot, you talk about it first, let's discuss it if it works, what do you think?" ”

Jiang Ziya was already pumping happily, suddenly took out a pen and paper from his pocket, sat on the table and said while writing: "Well, what you said makes sense, each of the four of us will write something, and discuss it one by one in a while!" Then I started to write and write.

I saw that there was still some discussion about this matter, so I didn't think much about it, and said respectfully to the four people: "Four old men, I still have something to ask for!" ”

Saion, who was staring at Jiang Ziya's list, looked at me and asked, "Look at what you said, who are we talking to?" If you have something to say, you are polite! ”

, I can see it, it's the same everywhere, rich is the master!

I didn't dare to make a mistake, and said cautiously: "How can that little girl Liu Yehong say that she is also the sister of my unsuccessful little brother, do you see if the four of you can help her?" Because she's a ghost, the witch's method of healing doesn't work! ”

Saion agreed without thinking about it: "No problem, this can be added to the money, I will add it to the list in a while, and this little woman will be saved by me!" ”

I saw that the four of them were writing quite seriously, and said as I walked over: "I still have a reluctant request, our group can't live here forever, there are chasing soldiers outside, see if we can leave Liu Yehong here to recuperate, and then send her away when I come down next time!" ”

Seon raised his head and thought for a moment, then suddenly showed a wicked smile: "No problem! I won't charge for this! ”

I suddenly felt that something was wrong, but I couldn't think about anything wrong for a while, I walked to the table and saw that Jiang Ziya had written more than 20 articles, and the first one was: 100 women, tall, short, fat and thin, black and white, not allowed to repeat.

Then I was stunned,, look at this posture, these four old men are plain and inhumane? It's no wonder that he was willing to take Liu Yehong in if he had to collect money, it turned out that he didn't have a good heart!

I snatched the list and tore it up directly: "Four old men, you look down on me too much!" ”

Jiang Ziya still pretended to be stupid: "What do you mean?" We are in need of maids! ”

My face was already a little unpleasant: "I can hire a male servant for you, and the female one thinks about it, what do you think of me?" Besides, don't you know it's a crime? ”

Jiang Ziya tried to bargain: "How about half?" You can't be too ruthless in bargaining, we need thousands of years of skill to make that formation for you, don't be too dark! ”

I suddenly felt that I couldn't make sense with them, this is a matter of money? I resolutely did not back down: "Not a single one, this is not a matter of money or money, I tell you, you do it yourself, I don't care, but if you rely on your own profound skills, then I absolutely disagree, and I will not establish any transit station in your place!" ”

The four old men all blushed a little, and the atmosphere was suddenly a little tense, I was really afraid that the four of them would kill me on the spot!

After singing the white face, I began to sing the red face again: "Actually, you don't know, your fans in the yang world are much older, and the female fans are also gone, in fact, you can fall in love, as long as you don't come hard this year, it doesn't matter, when the time comes, I will give you some good clothes, dress up handsome, presumably there will be female tourists who look at you differently, and the object is the right way, and there will be no guilt in your heart, why not?" ”

Sure enough, the four old men's eyes began to roll again, and it seemed that they were moved by what I said.

I continued to launch the offensive: "Especially Old Man Yue, aren't you an immortal precisely because you oppose that kind of dirty relationship between men and women?" Besides, what age is it now, and now it's about true love, you know? In this forest hut, what a beautiful thing to plow with your beloved woman in your arms, this is something that everyone envies, but what do you think, it is an act that everyone spurns, what do you think? ”

The four old men's faces were red, and after a long time, Yue Lao spoke first: "You're right, it's me who is stunned, thanks to you, I almost went mad!" ”

Jiang Ziya was also sweating: "Not bad!" It's dangerous, it's dangerous! ”

Yugong was also ashamed: "Lose the adult!" ”

Seon was calm after all: "You're right, we're stunned, thank you for waking us up, but, the clothes you said or something, I think it's very necessary, and another, we have to sign an agreement, you have to bring female tourists when the time comes, you can't send this old man every day!" ”

"......", it seems that these old men still have some humanity, but they are a little stubborn, I continue to bargain: "You have to swear a poisonous oath to promise not to use force, I will discuss this issue with you!" ”

The four old men looked at each other, and finally nodded, and Yue Lao first raised his hand and pointed to the ceiling: "If I use force or plot against Miss Liu, I will not be able to eat and starve to death!" ”

Damn, what kind of poisonous oath is this? Jiang Ziya was just about to raise his hand when I stopped him, and I asked Yue Lao: "You tell the truth, do you usually need to eat?" ”

Yue Lao blushed when he boarded, lowered his head and said nothing!

I went, and sure enough, there was a problem, this old thing swore a poisonous oath with loopholes, I finally couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted at Yue Lao: "Old thing, do you have any sincerity?" Can we still play together? Do you swear by poison or not? If not, I'll lead the people in the tent outside out immediately! With that, I turned and walked out.

Yue Lao hurriedly grabbed me and said to me shyly: "Look at you, isn't this bargaining? Don't worry, let's discuss, I'll just send it, if I plot against Miss Liu and any woman in the future, let me hit five thunderbolts in the sky, and there is no place to bury me! ”

As soon as Yue Lao finished speaking, I saw a trace of red suddenly float into Yue Lao's body!

I was stunned at the time, and asked Yue Lao with wide eyes, "Have you seen it?" Something got inside you! ”

Yue Lao was also shocked, took off the red dress and began to search all over his body, and finally pouted his ass for me to see: "Look at it, did you run into your ass?" ”

"......" I was speechless.

Jiang Ziya next to him sighed and said to me and Yue Lao: "Don't look for it, Lao Yue, have you forgotten that he can even see nightmares, and naturally he can see the oath spell line!" ”

Yue Lao was stunned for a moment, and muttered: ", it's really a poisonous oath!" ”

I couldn't understand what they meant, so I had to ask Jiang Ziya, "What did you say?" I don't understand! ”

Jiang Ziya said with a numb face: "The poisonous oath issued by the godhead will be monitored by the Heavenly Dao, in the early years, I heard that someone could see the oath, presumably so, the exercises you practice are peculiar, since you can see the nightmare that we can't see, then you can definitely see the oath spell line, you can rest assured now, once Lao Yue violates the oath, the oath spell line will attack, and then he will be hit by five thunders from the sky, and there will be no place to bury!" ”