Chapter 197: Just an appetizer
No matter what everyone thinks, the picture continues!
The enemy drew his sword and pointed it at the king's sledgehammer and said, "Come, let's fight it out!" ”
Wang Dazhui hesitated, and inwardly: "How should I deal with him?" "There are special effects on the hands again, as if they are going to be the same as at the beginning, many people think so, but the next moment, the audience is dumbfounded again. Please remember our web address:
I saw that the screen turned, and stick figures in the style of stickmen appeared, a big-headed stickman with Wang Sledgehammer written in the circle on his head, and another big-headed stickman painting with enemies written in the circle on his head.
The subtitles on the screen are always there!
"Wang Da Hammer uses a unique stunt, Jiuyang Divine Fist!"
The subtitle scrolls below: "The enemy responded with Qiankun King Kong, and suddenly the flames were everywhere, and the two of them flew off the wall, fighting hundreds of rounds, and the fight scenes were wonderful." Yes! Drink! Ahh Eat me with a punch, bluff! Haidilao Moon, hey! Monkey steals peaches! Take your life! There are mosquitoes, when will you send a boxed lunch? Starved to death, can't do it anymore"
Colorful subtitles, rudimentary and outrageous animations, plus sound effects, and then the picture changed again, and Wang Da Hammer's dizzy face appeared, and then he found that the enemy had fallen to the ground again, why use it? Because, King Nima's sledgehammer still hasn't moved this time!
The dying enemy was different from the last time, lying on his back on the grass and saying, "He is worthy of being the successor of the Jiuyang Divine Fist"
Wang Dazhu: "What just happened?" ”
Enemy: "I have no regrets in my life"
Wang Dazhui: "I didn't do anything!" ”
Enemy: "I think of running in the sunset that day" and then the slightly beautiful picture that appeared before reappeared, without any changes.
Enemy: "That's my lost youth!" ”
Wang Dazhui: "Don't think about these messy things!" ”
Then the enemy once again choked in a voice that was even more ** than the first.
Wang Dazhui sighed: "Eh! ”
"Poof! Hahaha, so talented! I'm laughing to death! I think of the running in the sunset that day, it was my lost youth, and Mao will remind me of the most frequent 'so you are the murderer' in Li Zhongji's Eagle Man! ”
At this moment, the audience was completely carried away, because they didn't have a chance to think about it at all, they just laughed!
In just a few minutes from the beginning to now, it is almost all laughter. The audience in front of the computer couldn't stop laughing!
The picture continues!
Wang Dazhui crossed a wooden bridge with his head down and continued his monologue: "I'm about to rescue the princess, but why don't I expect anything from it?" ”
Walk into a field, not far away. With funny and simple special effects, let's call it special effects, I drew a mountain of flames, and even the fire was drawn with stick figures! There was also a man standing on the Mountain of Flames.
Wang Dazhui: "Can this special effect be a little more scummy?" There's no sense of substitution at all! And the guy standing on top of that is the guy I defeated twice in a row, right? ”
At this point, the camera again shows the enemy standing on top of the flaming mountain. It's still the same guy as before, but this time, he not only changed his clothes, but also put on makeup, which is much more domineering than before, and he has made up the form of a big demon king!
Wang Dazhui continued to complain: "It's different from that painted by a makeup artist, the style is completely different!" ”
The Great Demon King's enemy raised his weapon and the voice was still **: "Young man, you are finally here, the princess is locked up in the castle of this uh, this." This, this, underneath"
Wang Dazhui continued to complain in his heart: "How many times have you memorized the stage and still can't remember the lines?" ”
The Great Demon King raised the meteor hammer-shaped weapon in his hand, knocked on his head, and said, "You have to step over my corpse, young man, I will fight you to the death!" ”
With a roar from the Great Demon King, a pair of black bat wings suddenly rose from his back!
Wang Da Hammer exclaimed: "It is worthy of being the ultimate demon king, the special effects have become exquisite, and it is finally a bit of a decisive battle!" ”
The Great Demon King roared: "Ah! ”
Wang Da Hammer moved, but the special effect was still the text effect of the Jiuyang Divine Fist.
But the picture finally has a bit of a fierce confrontation. The atmosphere suddenly became stronger.
Just as the Great Demon King was about to fly, he suddenly fell down.
The big devil's face is still the same sentence: "I have no regrets in my career"
Wang Da Hammer: "No regrets, your sister, it is clear that she fell to her death!" ”
The Great Demon King continued to use that ** incomparable voice: "I remembered the running in the sunset that day" and then the picture of running in the sunset appeared for the third time.
Great Demon King: "That's my lost youth!" Belch! "Another ** choke!
Wang Dazhui sighed again!
The picture was quickly replayed, and then Wang Dazhu's wooden face appeared in front of the camera again. continued the inner monologue: "My name is Wang Da Hammer, I never expected that I would still rescue the princess when I didn't want to save the princess at all!" ”
Two lonely backs appeared, one was Wang Da Hammer, and the other was a princess in a white gauze skirt!
Just when the audience still has a little expectation for this princess. The next moment, this glimmer of anticipation instantly turned into disgust and laughter!
saw that on the screen, Wang Dazhui slowly turned his head and complained: "Sure enough, it's this product again!" ”
Then the picture was given to the princess's face, and sure enough, it was the guy from before, and Nima was dressed as a woman, even if it was a man dressed as a woman, he would shave his beard first, right? Many netizens can't bear to complain anymore!
That princess wind. Sao said incomparably: "You saved me, I will have a cave with you tonight!" ”
Then leaned on Wang Dazhu's shoulder and said coquettishly: "I want it, Dongfang, Dongfang, I want, Dongfang"
Wang Da Hammer took out the toy plastic sword that was still flashing and wiped his neck!
Princess: "Why do you do this? Why bother? ”
The picture went dark, and Wang Dazhui complained: "Hehe, I don't want to do it with this kind of poor B drama combination again!" ”
end!
Finally, this "low-cost martial arts drama" is over! The laughter of netizens still couldn't stop, and finally after laughing enough, they began to complain.
"Although this "Low-cost Martial Arts Drama" is very low-cost and funny, we are here to see the real martial arts, so you show us this?"
"Oh, the second disease can be treated, Li Zhonger hurry up, Ma Lidian, welcome to the Universe Second Disease Specialized Hospital!"
"Martial arts, what about the martial arts that you said were good? We want to watch martial arts, not comics! ”
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As soon as the ban on the public screen was lifted, countless netizens began to swipe the screen, although this "low-cost martial arts drama" made them laugh at all, but after they laughed, they still remembered why they came here today!
And Li Zhonger's name was also mentioned many times, which made Li Tianer almost squirt blood on the spot!
Finally, when all netizens were complaining, Tang Feng appeared in the picture!
"Hehe, okay, just now "Low-cost Martial Arts Drama" is the first episode of the second online short drama "Never Expected" launched by Popular World Studio, I'm sorry, my hand shook, it was in the wrong place, I apologize, haha!" Tang Feng said with a smile.
"My hand shakes, it's in the wrong place? Your sister, when everyone is Li Zhonger? Netizens complained in their hearts.
"Okay, I admit that I did it on purpose, let's get back to the point, the theme of this issue is martial arts! So what is martial arts? Maybe everyone has a different definition in their minds! ”
"Fighting the sword world, happy revenge, this is many people's childhood martial arts dream! Today's theme is martial arts! So naturally, my next song is also about martial arts, and it is also about martial arts! Okay, let's forget the previous "Low-cost Martial Arts Drama", otherwise this live broadcast can't be done, it's a mistake! ”
In fact, many people have guessed that Tang Feng's live broadcast about martial arts must be indispensable for songs, after all, he is a musical genius himself. As for the previous "Low-cost Martial Arts Drama", although everyone was complaining, they had to admit that it was very cool to watch. At least compared to Li Zhonger's goods, this short film is much cooler to watch!
Many people can't help but start looking forward to it, after all, Tang Feng's reputation is outside, and there are actually not many martial arts songs, of course, this is also related to the fact that there are no wonderful martial arts works in recent years!
The sound of musical accompaniment sounded, and from the accompaniment, it seemed that you could appreciate an ancient wind blowing in your face! (To be continued.) )