Chapter 196: This Is Martial Arts?
The long-awaited live broadcast of Tang Feng has begun!
The live screen lights up! It's just that the expected Tang Feng did not appear in the live video.
"I never expected, lala" A joyful tone of amusing a man came out.
Many viewers were a little confused by this, what's the situation? Isn't this a live stream? Is it in the wrong place?
For a while, many viewers subconsciously glanced at the upper left corner of the live video, yes, it's Tang Feng's live chat room, but Nima, we're here to see martial arts, what is this?
Soon, the words "Produced by the World" appeared on the screen, as well as the opening picture of "Never Expected", the picture of the comic, accompanied by the accompaniment music of the combi.
Seeing this, many viewers thought that this was Tang Feng advertising his studio's new work, although such a thing had not appeared before, but looking at the number of people online in the live broadcast room now, everyone was relieved.
"The first episode, a low-budget martial arts drama!"
"What the hell? Low-budget martial arts dramas? Could this be the live broadcast about martial arts that Tang Feng said? ”
"What the hell is a low-budget martial arts drama? We came to see the live broadcast, if it's really just like this, then Tang Feng is too disappointing! ”
The title subtitle appears: "This episode is sponsored by the Second Disease Specialist Hospital in the Universe!" ”
Narrator: So, easy, where it's not cured, Mom doesn't have to worry about my world being different anymore!
Seeing this, many people make up their own brains, and the second disease specialized hospital? Tang Feng is too bad, isn't this just for Li Zhonger!
From being a little impatient at the beginning, many people are now curious about the plot of the next "Low-cost Martial Arts Drama".
These two sentences look like a joke of advertising words. It immediately reminds people of Li Zhonger, who was ashamed of his words before.
At this time, the picture turned, and a simple thatched house appeared in the picture, and then the picture turned, and suddenly a man's face appeared, expressionless. With dull eyes, this person is naturally the actor Wang Da Hammer played by Li Junze Children's Shoes!
Inner narrator: "My name is Wang Dazhui, and I am an actor who is filming a low-budget martial arts drama. But I'll rub it, it's too low-cost. What kind of children's toy sword is it? ”
In the picture, Wang Dazhui is dressed in ancient costume, holding a plastic sword with a children's toy in his hand. He complained about this, and suddenly the toy sword flashed.
Wang Da Hammer: "It's already this quality, and it's still flashing?" ”
At this point, the sword began to flash incessantly.
Wang Dazhui: "Say that you are of poor quality, are you still not convinced?" ”
In just a few seconds, many viewers in front of the computer burst into laughter. What the hell is this?
At this time, another man dressed in ancient costume appeared with a big health care, oh no, a big sword. It's just that he rushed too quickly and stopped, and the sword almost fell out of its scabbard!
Enemy: "Hahaha! If you want to rescue the princess, uh, uh, just step over my corpse, uh! ”
Wang Dazhui: "Please, can you memorize the lines first and then come up?" ”
The enemy shouted, "Come on, use your tricks"
Wang Da Hammer Mu Ran: "Huh? ”
Villain: "Jiuyang Divine Fist!" ”
Wang Dazhui came to his senses. He said inwardly: "It turns out that I used a boxing technique, Jiuyang Divine Fist, which sounds so hanging!" ”
After saying that, he threw the toy sword behind him. Then start the exercise!
Narrator: "I felt a powerful force converging into my fists, my left fist was as hot as flames, and my right fist was as cold as frost. ”
After a few domineering close-ups, the picture freezes.
The next moment, the audience in front of the computer screen was dumbfounded, what kind of thing is this Nima.
I saw Wang Dazhui looking at his fists in the picture. Left fist with red and yellow. The color font reads "Fire Effect", and the right fist reads "Frost Effect" in blue and white font!
At this time, the audience completely forgot the purpose of their coming to see Tang's live broadcast. It's really this low-cost martial arts drama, which has made them unable to complain. Nima. Sure enough, the dog is low-cost, and this is a special effect
"What the hell is it?"
"I didn't even do special effects, and it's too perfunctory to type directly!"
The picture continues!
The enemy shouted with a solemn expression: "It turned out to be the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire of the Nine Yang Divine Fist!" ”
Wang Dazhui: "Hey, how did you see that it was recruited?" The name is also too sexy. Love, right? ”
The enemy stood still and suddenly shouted, "That's amazing! Then the words of the fire effect and the frost effect flew towards him non-stop, and then I saw him trembling his body, and then fell to the ground, the whole process, Wang Da Hammer did not move, and the fallen enemy, his face was on the ground and he sighed: "It is worthy of being the successor of the Jiuyang Divine Fist, cough cough, my career has no regrets!" ”
Wang Da Hammer: "No regrets, your sister, I haven't made a move yet, I said!" ”
It's just that the enemy didn't bird him, but continued to sigh with his face close to the ground: "I think of running in the sunset that afternoon"
At this time, a beautiful picture is interspersed, a person running from the left side of the field to the right under the light of the setting sun, looking very meaningful.
The enemy continued to sigh: "That is my lost youth! ”
Wang Dazhui: "Hey, can you stop thinking about these strange things!" ”
Then the villain's throat came with a * breath, burping!
"Hey!" Wang Da Hammer hung his head!
The audience in front of the computer was already out of breath with laughter, this Nima is martial arts? I'll make a big fork, this is a tease sent by God!
Just when they thought this was the end, suddenly the picture changed, and Wang Dazhui walked on the country road with his head down: "Since I have defeated the enemy, then I should be able to rescue the princess, right?" ”
Suddenly, there was a loud shout!
An enemy dressed in ancient costume jumped out of the stone on the side, but he jumped to the ground and almost didn't fall, and then turned his face to see that it was the enemy before.
"No, you're going to have to beat me!"
Wang Dazhui: "Didn't I defeat you just now?" ”
This is not only the voice of Wang Dazhui, but also the voice of the audience in front of the computer, Nima, isn't this the villain who has burped? Why did it come out again?
Enemy: "Do you think that person was me?" ”
Wang Dazhui pointed at him and said, "It's all you, it's just a change of clothes!" ”
"Hahahaha!" The enemy looked up to the sky and laughed, and then said with a straight face: "Yes! ”
Wang Dazhui complained frantically in his heart: "I actually admit it shamelessly, this crew is too poor, right?" Will you die if you change actors? ”
At this point, unlike the other audience who were out of breath laughing, Li Zhonger in front of the computer did not have half a smile on his face.
Because he thought of his TV series, there was an actor who played two roles at the same time, from the funny advertising slogan at the beginning, to now, he felt that Tang Feng was completely targeting him and mocking him.
It's just that he thinks a little crookedly, this is really no wonder Tang Feng, Tang Feng really wants to use this "low-cost martial arts drama" to satirize the martial arts drama filmed by Li Tianer, but the plot really doesn't mean to target him, because Li Zhonger's TV series, Tang Feng can't watch it anymore after watching a little bit at all, and he doesn't know the plot of the later plot at all, and the plot of this "low-cost martial arts drama", he just copied his previous life, but he didn't expect it to be so unexpectedly appropriate.
In fact, it's not just Li Zhonger who sees it this way, but some viewers who have watched Li Zhonger's rotten martial arts drama also think of this at the moment, and they laugh even more happily! (To be continued)
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