Night!

Chen Chen didn't go to school today, she slept all morning in the morning, and she slept quite comfortably that night.

After waking up, I saw Liu Xian's message.

Originally, she thought that Liu Xian would come back for dinner at noon, and she waited and waited at home, but as a result, the hooligan did not come back.

Well, you rascal, you dare not go home on time.

You wait for me.

This afternoon, Chen Chen spent the afternoon with anger.

At this time, she was sitting on the sofa eating snacks, and she looked at her watch again, it was almost ten o'clock.

Could it be that he went to the bar to get a gangster? Okay, cheat and drink and cheat with me, and then save money to prostitute, really I Chen Chen has a big chest and no brains.

Your second uncle's!

And just then, there was a knock on the door.

Chen Chen just thought with his chest, and knew that it must be that rascal who came back.

Hmph, see I don't give you some color.

Seeing that the water for washing his feet had not yet been poured, he had an idea.

opened the safety of the door, and then the door was pulled open from the outside, and then, without thinking about it, Chen Chen splashed the whole basin of footwashing water.

I have to say, the splash is very accurate, and it is in place, as if it has been professionally trained.

"I'll let you out and fool around, get out of here!"

Chen Chen's voice resounded throughout the corridor.

"Girl, is your water pipe broken? It's too- well, what does it smell like? What about my glasses, what about my glasses? ”

Uncle Wang is old and has bad eyes, so he must wear reading glasses, otherwise, he will not dare to go out at all.

He's in charge of checking the water meter today. However, he never expected that he would be drenched in water.

And, again, it's footwater.

Uncle Wang wiped his face with his right hand, and kept repeating the sentence in his mouth - where are my glasses?

Chen Chen kept apologizing, but Uncle Wang didn't pay any attention to it.

"Where are my glasses......" Uncle Wang now has only one thought, that is, to put on his glasses and see clearly what this woman looks like.

"Uncle, aren't your glasses in your left hand?" Chen Chen felt pity for this uncle again, and felt that this uncle was a little ridiculous.

"My left hand? Is it? Well, really. Uncle Wang put on his glasses and looked at the woman in front of him, and was immediately stunned.

"Girl, why do you look so much like my daughter?" Uncle Wang said.

Your daughter?

Aren't you obviously taking advantage of this girl?

Do you want me to call you Daddy!

It's okay to apologize, but it's never okay to call your father.

Chen Chen smiled, "That uncle, I'm sorry, I thought it was a thief." ”

When Uncle Wang heard the thief, he immediately jumped up, bent his waist, stared at the ground of the lime floor, and shouted,

"Where? Where? Damn, only female thieves are welcome in this community, male thieves get out of here, otherwise, be careful of your neck. Babble-"

Looking at the scene in front of him, Chen Chen couldn't laugh or cry.

This old man is too cute.

When Liu was busy going upstairs, he happened to see Uncle Wang, who was wet all over, going downstairs.

"Uncle, don't you take a shower without taking off your clothes? Isn't that afraid of catching a cold? ”

Liu Xian was curious. This uncle is so old, he dares to go out in wet clothes, his body is simply amazing.

"I do. What's wrong, what's wrong? If you're not convinced, if you're not convinced, let's go out and fight for three hundred rounds, and see if I don't beat you into-cough-cough-......cough-cough

"Where did I just go?" It seems that Uncle Wang's memory is not very good.

Liu Xian's eyes rolled and said with a smile, "You just said that you were going downstairs to see those old ladies dancing in the square." ”

"I'm grass, it's late. Those dozen old ladies are still waiting for me. ”

Then, Uncle Wang disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"I'll go. Even the uncle will say that I am grassy? It seems that this Mr. Grass is really all-inclusive. ”

Dangdang!

Liu hurriedly knocked on the door and said, "Chen Da Beauty, I'm back, open the door quickly." ”

It seems that he should be equipped with the key.

Liu Xian thought secretly.

Liu hurriedly knocked for a long time before the door was opened.

However, with just one glance, Liu Xian realized a problem, why was Chen Chen's expression so angry.

Closing the door and sitting on the sofa in the living room, Liu Xian smiled and said, "Hey, let me tell you a funny thing, just now I went upstairs and saw an uncle who was wet all over......"

So, Liu Busy told the previous things again, and he was quite careful, which can be said to be word-for-word.

"No, why are you looking at me like that? Are you fascinated by my bravery and handsomeness, and want to make a promise to me......"

"I splashed the footwashing water on the uncle's body." Chen Chen said coldly.

Liu Xian suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, or Nima footwashing water?

Just imagine, the uncle was so interested in the old ladies just now, could it be ......

"I said Chen Chen, your taste is too unique, it turns out that you like uncle-level historical men." Liu hurriedly teased.

Syllable!

Chen Chen raised his hand and was about to slap Liu Busy.

With Liu Xian's skills, it is as simple as taking off a woman's clothes.

But he didn't.

"Hehe, beating is kissing, scolding is love. The harder you fight, the more you have me in your heart. No matter how you say that, love is a slap in the face. ”

"Really? Then I will play two more times, so that our love will blossom as soon as possible. ”

"Okay, let your jade hand come more violently. I'm ready for our love to blossom and bear fruit right away. Liu Busy closed his eyes, looking very enjoyable.

For this strange thing in front of him, Chen Chen was completely speechless.

Why, what words come into his mouth, always suffer himself?

Flowering? Also the result?

"Hurry up, people can't wait." Liu was busy snorting, his hands were lightly clenched into fists, and he put them on his chest, with an expression of under-pumping.

Chen Chen suddenly felt a gust of cold wind frantically hitting him, and the goosebumps fell one after another.

"Perverted."

After saying these two words, Chen Chen went back to his room.

"I said, yesterday I took the bath first, today, you first." Liu hurriedly changed into slippers and yelled at the door of Chen Chen's bedroom.

No response.

"I can tell you, if you don't wash it first, hmph, then I'll wash and pull it at the same time. Oh no, it's washed first and then pulled. Liu Xian said very confidently.

Chen Chen heard these words clearly, and when he thought of the smell left by the, he had the urge to vomit.

God, why didn't I wash it beforehand?

Liu Xian knew that as soon as his words came out, Chen Chen would definitely be fooled. Sure enough, the girl was full of anger and ran to the bathroom.

Immediately after, there was a heavy closing of the door.

"I'll wipe it, Chen Chen. You are too villainous in the belly of a gentleman. A sunny man like me, who is full of positive energy, do you think he will peek at you taking a bath? Cut! ”

Liu Xian thought that the door of the bathroom was locked.

However, he never expected that as soon as he finished speaking, the door opened again, and two slippers flew out.

"Believe you? Unless you are tied. ”

Whoosh!

Liu Xian grabbed the two slippers with a fierce momentum, and said quietly, "Please obey the traffic rules, and it is forbidden to take off your clothes and shoes anywhere." ”

"Also, aren't you afraid that I'll take a camera inside?" Liu Xian thought of this sentence, but when the words came to his mouth, he swallowed it again.

After Liu hurriedly took a shower and pooped, put on his pajamas, and then knocked on Chen Chen's door again.

"I know you can't sleep, why don't you come to my room, let's talk about life, ideals, and the great rivers and mountains of the motherland?"

No response.

"Alright, let's get down to business. If you want me to give you a massage, then knock on the wall twice, Ben Dashao is always waiting. ”

"Oh yes, I remembered, I won't be with you this weekend, I have something to do, I guess I will be back on Sunday night."

In fact, after saying this, Liu Xian did not leave immediately, but stood at the door and eavesdropped for a while, and when he saw that there was no response, he had to shrug his shoulders and go back to his room.