Chapter 24 Xueba, afraid and afraid

In Yang Zi's view, those teachers, especially Chinese teachers, were rubbish.

She asked ten questions, but she couldn't answer any of them. Is such a teacher still worthy of the title of teacher?

"Oh, it seems, it's hard to be your teacher." Liu Xian sighed slightly, "That's it, let's talk about the life of modern writers first, what do you think?" ”

Yang Zi was silent.

"Then let's talk about foreign countries, such as Tolstoy, such as Tagore......"

Yang Zi remained silent.

"Then why don't we appreciate and appreciate Tang poetry and Song lyrics?"

Yang Zi was still silent.

Liu Busy was a little impatient, but he still had a smile on his face, and said,

"Yang Zi, then you can make a move."

Yang Zi nodded slightly.

"Emperor Gaoyang's Miao descendant, Emperor I said Boyong. Seti Zhen Yu Meng Xi......"

"The purity of the past three queens is where the people are located. ...... of Zanshen pepper and cinnamon"

"The long wife rested to hide his tears and mourn the difficulties of the people's livelihood. Yu ......"

“……”

"What is this? What Sissy, I see, is a dead man who loves to be strained. Luo Xiao said indignantly.

However, after being glared at fiercely by Liu Busy, he lowered his head and remained silent.

Recently, Yang Zi has been studying Chu Ci, so he recited Qu Yuan's "Lisao" lightly.

She memorized it very well, although she memorized two wrong places in the middle, but could the teacher in front of her hear it?

Yang Zi has already given the question to Liu Busy, and now she is waiting for Liu Busy's answer.

Liu Xian nodded with satisfaction, "Yes, I can actually memorize Qu Yuan's "Lisao", well, there should be applause here." ”

Under Liu Xian's lead, some people applauded.

"However, if you correct the two wrong memorizations, it will be perfect."

Liu hurriedly turned around, picked up a piece of chalk, and looked like that, he wanted to write something.

Well?

He actually knew that I had two wrong memories?

How can it be?

Yang Zi's eyes flashed with a hint of suspicion.

In the next second, everyone was stunned. The same is true for top students.

I saw Liu hurriedly holding chalk in his hand and writing "Lisao" on the blackboard.

"Oh my God, the teacher's handwriting is so beautiful, it's so beautiful that I don't even know any of it."

"You big-chested idiot, the teacher wrote it in traditional Chinese."

"Wait, something is wrong, why is the teacher's mouth reading and writing not the same thing?"

"Oh my God, while the teacher was writing "Lisao" on the blackboard, he was actually reciting "Nine Songs".

"Oh my God, the teacher is so handsome. I think that when the teacher was in school, he must have been a top student. ”

"Mom, I finally know what type of dad my future son is. It's the type of rogue teacher. ”

"Wait, he seems to have started to memorize "Chapter Nine"." Yang Zi was a little stunned.

The image of the person on the blackboard in her heart changed dramatically in an instant, it turned out that he was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.

"That, which classmate helped the teacher wipe the back blackboard, this "Lisao" is too long." Liu Xian said lightly.

"Me, me!"

"I'll go!"

"I'll go!" At this time, Yang Zi spoke.

It seems a bit unrealistic to grab a board with a top student.

So, Xueba was very happy to wipe the back blackboard clean.

"Teacher, your handwriting is so beautiful, come to my house every night to teach me how to write."

"Go aside, the teacher went to your house, can you still come out alive? You're a pervert. ”

"Teacher, do you have time tomorrow weekend? Let's go to the movies together. I'm in for a treat. ”

“……”

The front and back blackboards are full of writing, but "Lisao" is still not finished.

At this time, Yang Zi, a student bully, had been completely defeated by Comrade Liu Busy in his heart.

"That's it, in order to adjust the atmosphere, I'll recite "Lisao" upside down again."

As soon as Liu was busy with these words, the whole class was in an uproar.

Except for Xueba, all the students took out their mobile phones and started Baidu's "Lisao".

In the past eighteen years, in addition to learning martial arts and medicine from the old ruffian, Liu Busy has basically been forced by that pervert to memorize the four books and five classics and those ancient precepts, which is not counted, if this old ruffian gets drunk one day, he will let Liu Xianzheng finish reciting it backwards, if not, it is punching and kicking, which can be called extremely violent.

At this time, Liu Busy had already begun to recite "Lisao" backwards.

"Teacher, can you slow down, we can't follow."

"Teacher, why don't I know so many words?"

"Teacher, from today onwards, I want to study hard and be a top student like you."

"Teacher, let's be pot friends, let's play together......"

From the beginning to the end, he recited it backwards, and there was not a single word wrong.

In the past, Yang Zi felt that he was a natural student bully, but now he feels that compared with the teacher in front of him, he is simply weak.

She felt the urge to break her sword and kiss herself.

"Teacher, I was wrong." Xueba Yang Zi finally lowered his noble head.

"Cut, pretend, this time it's better to pretend than to be fucked."

"Xueba, Xueba, Xueba. How's that, compared to the rogue teacher, it's just weak. ”

"Teacher, are you thirsty? I have water here. Liang Feifei saw that Liu Xian's lips were a little dry, and hurriedly offered her drink.

"Drink mine, mine."

"Mine!"

Many of the students who sit in the back do not have the geographical advantage of the students in the front. So, they gave full play to the fierce behavior of the female man, and even threw the atomic bomb straight at Liu Xian.

In an instant, more than a dozen bottles of drinks, in various postures, came towards Liu Xian.

I'll go!

Just when everyone was stunned, a strange scene appeared.

I saw that Liu Xian was like a fairy with a body, his body jumped, he somersaulted, and caught two bottles of drinks with his left and right hands.

At this time, a bottle of black tea hit Liu Xian's brain.

said that it was too late, but I saw Liu Xian turn his head and bite the bottle cap with his mouth.

The students screamed wildly.

At this time, Liu Xian's body was about to land, only to see his toes lightly tap the ground, and with a force, he gathered all the seven or eight bottles of drinks in mid-air, and then closed his arms together, and they all caught them.

"Oh my God, you're so handsome, I love you so much."

"Teacher, are you from Shaolin Temple? It's just so stylish. ”

"Look at the teacher's action just now, it is not only stylish, but also very beautiful. It's over, it's over, I find out that I've fallen deeply in love with the teacher, what to do, what to do. ”

However, just when Liu was busy about to make two speeches, a scene that made him want to scold his mother appeared.

The squad leader Li Xiaomeng shouted, "Female men, what are you waiting for." If you're not crazy, you'll be out of class. ”

Cheering, textbooks, pens, and leftover snacks all came towards Liu.

Liu is busy with a sweat, don't bring it to play like this.

But, in order to completely conquer these schoolgirls. Let them become their own fanatical fans, and then use their charm points to make them learn voluntarily.

Liu Busy decided to cooperate.

So, a scene that made the audience crazy appeared.

At this time, Liu Busy was like a butterfly, his limbs were wings, and he could change direction at will.

Those UFOs, whenever they touched Liu Xian's body, would slowly and unbiasedly fall onto the lectern.

But, just when the hooligans thought it was going to end, an even crazier scene appeared.

Li Xiaomeng's eldest sister's spirit appeared completely, only to see that he actually picked up the stool under his buttocks, and then threw it over.

This one was fine, but then a dozen stools rained down.

I rub!

This is against the sky!

Liu Xian's eyes narrowed, and he made a move. I saw that every time he received a stool, he put it under him, and the action was as fast as lightning, which was dazzling.

The stool presses the stool, and the teacher presses the stool.

In the end, under Liu Busy's buttocks, there were already stools.

At this point, there was not a single stool left in the class to throw around.

"Squad leader, we still have a table, do you want to throw it over." Bai Xue said.

"Whoever throws it again, I'll return what they just threw back intact, I don't believe that you can catch it so handsomely like the teacher." Liu Busy threatened.

So, the students stopped their minds.

After cleaning up the classroom briefly, Liu hurriedly signaled everyone to be quiet, and then spoke,

"Students, tomorrow is the weekend, do you want to go to Harpy?"

"Think about it!" The answer was unanimous.

Moreover, Liu Xian found that the student Yang Zi, who was a school bully, roared the loudest.

"But this event has to be funded, right?" Dare to pit me, hum, then I will pit the money in your pocket.

This is called one foot high, and the magic is one foot high.

"Class fare, shift fare." All the students raised their fists and shouted.

"Well, let's be quiet, and now I would like to ask the class fee students to say a few words." Grandma's, there's a rich girl in the class, it's easy to make some money.

When the students heard this, they were suddenly dizzy.

"Teacher, the class fee is not a person, it is money." Li Xiaomeng smiled bitterly.

"Cut, of course I know that. I did it to liven up the atmosphere. "Damn, it's a shame.

By the way, does anyone have anything to lose in this hooligan?

"On this trip, our destination is Tuergou Village in Tuhe Town. For two days, which means going tomorrow and coming back the day after tomorrow, you need to stay there overnight. ”

"This, there are some students with a fetish, you can tell me in advance."

"A two-day tour allows you to enjoy pure natural sunbathing, and you can also soak in the hot springs and eat barbecue, not 1800, not 998, just 280. What are you waiting for, if you want to report as soon as possible, if you have special circumstances, please call 110 directly. ”

Liu Busy began to sell.

As soon as these words came out, the students bragged again.

"It's over, the teacher's psychosis is back up." Liang Feifei shook her head and smiled bitterly.

"Teacher, are there any special services there?" Bai Xue quipped.

"There is Uncle Teh to serve you, but there is no special service, you know."

"Teacher, people have a habit of holding an inflatable doll every night when they go to bed, can I take the inflatable doll with me?"

"you." Liu Xian couldn't help but think of the inflatable doll that the old ruffian gave him.

"Okay, we'll see you at the school gate at eight o'clock tomorrow morning. Li Xiaomeng, you have collected the money for me, and you will hand it over to me tomorrow with 200 per person. ”