Who said you would get dizzy if you hit a wall? Stand up, I promise not to kill him.

I was already scared and panicked, but when I hit it again, I almost cried out in pain.

The girl glanced at me with disdain, as if she had seen a fool, and finally said disdainfully: "Stupid pig, don't you know that you have to hit your head to have an effect?" ”

...... "I'm convinced, I'm just doing a master, isn't it just an illusory female ghost, isn't it just a Jingba......

I gritted my teeth and grabbed Jingba, who was licking my waist with my tongue, waved at Sophie, and then walked to the living room and sat down on the sofa.

"That's right. You haven't listened to me yet, but maybe you'll be glad to hear it. Sophie Fei was quite satisfied with my progress and tapped me on the shoulder a few times as she spoke.

Suddenly, an inexplicable warmth welled up in my heart, and I didn't have any opinion of this woman...... It was a simple feeling, as if this was a feeling that was diametrically opposed to the feeling in the taxi just now, I couldn't figure it out for a while, so I then asked Sophie, "You caused the car accident that day, right?" ”

Sophie Fei bared her teeth, hey, although this woman was a little gloomy, but her smile was quite sweet, I saw the corners of her mouth raised, and she said a little proudly: "That's fate, I'm just going to pick up Wang Damin." It's just ......"

There was something wrong with this, so I hurriedly asked, "What's just that?" ”

"It's just that there was an accident, because Wang Damin's body is relatively weak all the year round, and he is overindulgent, so he has been in a state of mental disability, and the three-flavor true fire on his head is also relatively weak, he first experienced a period of intimidation from the middle-aged woman, and then suddenly had a car accident, this Wang Damin has lost most of his three souls and seven souls, and he is no longer suitable for partnering with me." After speaking, Sophie Fei picked up a bottle of mineral water on the coffee table and drank it, eighty percent of them were thirsty...... Then I saw that my sofa was wet......

Since it's not good to grope next to the girl's buttocks, I have to continue to ask the doubts in my heart: "What are you doing with him?" ”

Sophie's face showed an impatient look again: "Go to work!" ”

"What class are you going to?" I'm going crazy, and I'm getting louder.

"Be a mediator of yin and yang!" Sophie Fei also pulled her neck and shouted at me.

"What does a special yin and yang mediator do? Two chairs? "I'm not a scholar, but I really haven't heard of it.

Sophie Fei stared at me for a long time, kept working hard in her hands, and pinched the empty mineral water bottle with a rattling sound, probably wanting to hit me directly with this thing, I saw that there was no water in the bottle, so I was naturally not afraid, and I kindly reminded her: "Beauty, I feel like you pee your pants......" It's not, I don't know what this beauty is made of, the mineral water has been clouded through the sofa, and my ass is already wet.

Sophie's face was pale, but she seemed to be shy like that, she turned her face a little embarrassed, I guess she was secretly scolding me......

After a long time, Sophie finally turned back and explained to me with a serious face: "It seems that I have to say it again......"

After listening to it for a long time, I felt like I had finally figured out what was going on.

Su Feifei, a director-level staff member of the Department of Foreign Affairs of the Yin Division, although she said her name quite loudly, I think she has a boasting identity.

According to Su Feifei, in fact, the two worlds of yin and yang are connected, otherwise there would be no rumors of all kinds of haunted things in this world.

The Department of Foreign Affairs of the Yin Division is mainly responsible for the connection with the yang, in other words, the diplomatic department of the underworld, in other words, the yin and yang belong to the same vein, sometimes it is not so harmonious, most of the people in the yang world will completely lose their memories and start a new life in the underworld, but there are also many people who can't let go of the obsession in their hearts after death, they have not forgotten the things in the yang world, and have always wanted to have some contact with the yang world again.

To say that ordinary ghosts have this obsession, it's just that, but there are many ghosts who hold this obsession in the underworld but they are thriving, as the saying goes, hooligans are not terrible, I'm afraid that hooligans have a lot of little brothers. After these little devils were gone, they naturally put tremendous pressure on Lord Yama.

Throughout the ages, those who can do Hades are not ordinary people, I heard that the current Hades is the brother-in-law of Tai Bai Xing, so he naturally continued to suppress those giant ghosts who insisted on communicating with the yang world.

This fight is hundreds of years, the originally peaceful underworld was suddenly in chaos, because there are people above the Lord of Hades, the heavenly court is naturally helping the side of the King of Hades, and gradually those giant ghosts are hit and hidden, and the battlefield has also shifted from the open side to the underground.

Over the years, these buddies who have been civil servants in the underworld have to be extra careful every time they go out on business, and if they are not careful, they will be tripped up and beaten with sticks.

The king of Hades, who originally had a huge advantage, was not afraid of the fight with the open knife and the gun, but he was afraid of this kind of stabbing behavior in secret, and over time, the civil servants of the Hades Palace in the underworld were either frightened to resign or were arrested, and gradually, no one dared to help the king of Hades anymore.

The king of Hades had no choice but to ask for heaven again, and the officials and lords of heaven sat together and discussed for half a year, but they still decided to value peace, so they sent Tai Bai Xing down to the underworld to mediate.

After a long negotiation, Hades and the trolls finally reached a compromise, and creatively established the Department of Foreign Affairs, the main job of which is to select the strength of the obsession of the imps and trolls in the underworld, and then select a part of them every year according to a unique method, giving them a chance to return to the yang world to see their relatives again.

According to her, there were many applicants at that time, especially for her position, which could travel in the yang world all year round, and it was even more greedy for others.

I do think that eighty percent of this woman is lying, it is estimated that after many years of war, there were not a few clerks left in the entire underworld at that time, otherwise how could she choose this young girl?

Although the Department of Foreign Affairs has been established, there is a huge problem in front of the king of Hades and giant ghosts, that is, these people are ghosts, since ancient times, heaven and earth have a way, except for attachment to human bodies or animals, ghosts cannot stay in the yang world for a long time. But being possessed by ghosts for a long time is an extremely fatal thing for the living people in the yang world, even if the ghosts want to do this, the heavenly court will not agree. If it is attached to an animal, I am afraid that it will be more troublesome, I originally wanted to go home to meet relatives and friends, in case these relatives and friends see their pet dog suddenly talking, or their own goldfish will scold the mother, I am afraid that they will be scared to death at that time, when the whole family is old and young, hand in hand, go to the underworld together, this kind of thing, heaven will not allow it.

If nothing is attached, the people of the sun will not be able to see them or hear what they say.

After the meeting, Hades held a press conference and decided to use the method of drawing lots to choose a spokesperson in the yang world, the specific operation method is to find a person in the yang world who is caring, responsible, and dying, when he is dying, he will raise the magic power of heaven and the underworld to change the world, so that this person can stay in the yang world as a yin and yang person, so that he can not only help the ghosts find their families, but also help the ghosts pass on the news. Wouldn't it be nice to be able to temporarily attach yourself to him and say a few words?

After figuring out her identity and my own identity, I asked another doubt in my heart: "Since you are looking for Wang Damin, why did you choose me in the end?" ”

"Hey!" Sophie Fei sighed and said helplessly: "Wang Damin is engaged in human body research, we all agree that he is more caring and responsible, otherwise who can do such an idiotic thing for ten years?" That day, I was attached to the body of the middle woman, and I had already told Wang Damin about it, and I was waiting for a car accident to take him away, but I still ignored Wang Damin's body, this person was weak, and the three souls and seven spirits were also weak, that day, he was first scolded by the eldest sister who left after I possessed him, and then experienced such a frightening car accident, and before we could cast a spell, he slipped to the underworld. ”

Sophie Fei shook her head as she spoke.

"You mean my soul was left in the sun at that time? Did you fill it up when you brought it? "Well, I can only think of this possibility.

"You can teach." Su Feifei nodded with satisfaction, and suddenly said with a wicked smile: "You were going to leave, but before you went down, you suddenly ran to the eldest sister's side...... Then, touched her ass...... Taking advantage of this gap, we decided to use you. Perhaps, this is providence......"

……

Well, speaking of which, it was still Sophie Fei who hurt me, and if she hadn't reminded me to touch it in the car, I decided I wouldn't do this kind of thing......

If I had gone down to the underworld two years ago, I might have mixed up in the underworld by now...... Listening to this Sophie Fei, there are many mountains below, all kinds of martial arts heroes, all kinds of heroes and ghosts, maybe there is a chance for me to shine......

After pondering for a long time, I asked a more practical question: "Can I not do it?" ”

Sophie Fei smiled evilly again, hum! Selling cuteness in front of me!

"To be honest, you're a yin and yang person now, do you know why you had that painful reaction when you ran into that driver just now?"

You are the yin and yang person, don't think that I can't hear dirty words if I cross over!

"Why, and why do I have such a good feeling when I meet you?" That's exactly what I want to ask.

Sophie's face turned blue again, but I knew that she was shy again. I saw her pick up the ashtray on the coffee table and smash it on my head kindly......

After about fifteen minutes, Sophie Fei took a breath and quieted down, and she could see that she was tired.

I curled up on the couch, in tears, as I listened to her explanation......

"Because you are a yin and yang person, and your body is full of yin energy, so you are afraid of some utensils with strong yang energy, such as Buddha beads, such as the jade pendant of enlightenment, and so on...... At present, you can't die if you want to, you can't live if you want to live, only by following us, can you live in peace, you can do it yourself! ”

Brigand! It's just a bandit! I said to her in a righteous and stern manner: "Eldest sister, if you have something to say, my younger brother is sharp and can say and do, you can arrange the task!" ”

Sophie Fei just wanted to speak, but suddenly her eyes rolled and she shouted: "Your daughter-in-law is back!" Then the whole person disappeared.

Then, before a few seconds of effort, I saw my daughter-in-law Liu Qian open the door and walk in.

When I saw the living people again, I couldn't help but wonder, is all this real?

Liu Qian saw me sitting on the sofa with a relieved smile on her face, and suddenly, her face changed, and she gave birth to an inexplicable and unbelievable look.

Originally, I sat in the middle of the sofa, talking to Sophie Fei while cultivating a relationship with Jingba, specifically, I put this Jingba on all fours in the corner of the sofa, constantly ravaging its belly, this guy is also quite enjoyable, but now, Sophie Fei has attached to Jingba's body.

I saw that this Jingba showed a few aggrieved and shy expressions, as if I had just done something unspeakable and unconscionable to it......

"Niu Niu, what's wrong with your dad?" Liu Qian picked up Jingba and walked into the kitchen while talking to Niuniu......

(Ask for attention.) ）