In the past, I still had some prejudices about beautiful women, who made them reject my pursuit again and again?

Wouldn't I just look ugly and have no money? Don't I have a big head and a nickname called Zheng Datou? Yuan Datou is now worth thousands of dollars, maybe one day my image will also have a collection value.

However, having said that, Liu Qian is indeed a good woman, in the past, my understanding of this woman stayed at the midnight scream, but now this woman is constantly busy in the kitchen in front of me, I found that this beautiful woman does not talk much, but she is extremely gentle, although the conditions are good (this year, my husband is engaged in scientific research, and my father is a doctor in the central hospital, the conditions are good, right?). But it doesn't look like a princess who can't cook, looking at her serious look, I suddenly feel that it seems that this crossing is not all bad, and suddenly there is a beautiful wife like a flower, and anyone will have to be happy for two days.

It seems, I have a new home, it seems, I have two homes.

Although my father-in-law is still suspicious of me, but after a while, I will go to the countryside to see my father and mother, although it is very likely that these two elders no longer know me, but at least I can go to see them under the pretext of neighborhood, and everyone really takes care of them.

As I pondered, I took the remote control and turned on the TV, where a man with a strong voice was commenting on a very popular time-travel movie: "From a scientific point of view, time-traveling is not possible...... From a human point of view, crossing is incomprehensible...... From a historical point of view, it is a retarded ...... to believe in crossing"

"It's just his fart, and it's a idiot to believe that TV." I muttered as I picked up the remote control and changed the channel.

Love through time and space...... Continue to change channels.

Beyond time and space to love...... Continue to change channels.

Searching for Qin...... Continue to change channels.

……

I found that the TV station was also very sincere in doing against me, and all the anti-Japanese dramas that thundered to death two years ago disappeared, is it that this year it has become popular? I suddenly felt a little nostalgic for my old life......

In the end, I chose to be thrilled every step and have beautiful women to see, which is always excellent.

I was seriously admiring the six beauties from all angles, but I found that Jingba, who was possessed by Sophie, didn't know when she also ran to the sofa, and was staring at the TV with a serious face......

Sophie Fei didn't have a TV when she died, otherwise how could she be so fascinated by it that she didn't notice that I had reached out to her belly again......

While ravaging Jingba, I whispered, "Is it pretty?" ”

Jingba nodded, didn't seem to care about my abnormal behavior, and said seriously: "Well, this drama has also been remade below, but most of the people who have died in the past two years don't watch this, and those who have watched it only remember some fragmentary plots...... Or is it good-looking from the original...... The fourth elder brother is also much more handsome than the actor below......"

……

I'm speechless again, what does that mean, is there really a TV down there? And someone has remade the TV series of the Yang Realm?

At this moment, the TV series began to pull up the advertisement, and an energetic little beauty said in a sweet voice: Sophie is elastic and close-fitting, comfortable for your heart!!

I seemed to think of something, and Jingba seemed to realize something, and my body began to stiffen a little......

After half a ring, I finally couldn't help laughing, and asked while laughing, "Beauty, do you use it day or night?" ”

Eighty percent of me stimulated this female ghost, or maybe I laughed too hard, and the strength in my hand was heavier, and Jingba finally yelled at me: "Bastard, let go of the old lady, you especially touch the old lady's stomach and ass again, the old lady will kill you on the spot......"

This loud roar suddenly covered the sound of the TV, Liu Qian rushed out of the kitchen in a panic with a shovel, and watched in the living room for a long time, then asked me suspiciously: "How did I hear a woman talking?" ”

I only felt a twitch in my face, and hurriedly pointed to the TV and explained: "It's TV, Ruoxi scolded the fourth elder brother for playing hooligan on TV......"

Liu Qian shook her head at this time, and muttered as she walked back to the kitchen: "I have watched this TV series...... I don't remember the episode of the hooligan......"

……

When eating, I upheld a good style, which fully proved the proposition that men are nonsense trash cans, although Liu Qian didn't talk much during the day, but she couldn't stop her pretty mouth as soon as she arrived at the dinner table.

She first ordered me to comment on the four dishes she had made, and pointed out that I had to analyze them from the three perspectives of color, smell, and taste, and I had to sing the praises of merit, and almost fell on my knees and begged her to cook a few more.

Then, I shut up and stopped talking, because Liu Qian began to talk about relatives, although I am quite familiar with Wang Damin and Liu Qian, but I don't know anything about the situation of their respective families, fortunately, Liu Qian didn't ask my opinion too much, she just kept saying which relatives have come to see me in the past two years, which relatives have thrown money, which relatives have had something at home in the past two years, and how many shares she has......

I kept my mouth shut, and finally insisted on a meal, and at the end, when I was cleaning up the table, Liu Qian muttered with some confusion: "Damin, how do I feel that you have changed...... You used to be most concerned about that......"

Nonsense! I want to care, but do I care? How do I know how ugly your cousin's girlfriend is? Who would have guessed that your second uncle's child had his mother's last name? Who would have guessed that your fourth uncle and your unit's eldest sister Wang had an unspeakable past?

After cleaning up the table, I patted my belly, comfortable! It's really comfortable, although in my mind I always thought that I was only in a coma for a short time, but my current stomach and tongue were enough to give Liu Qian face, I ate four steamed buns, and the four dishes were basically cleaned by me, and even the big pot of soup was all drunk by me.

Liu Qian was a little relieved and a little surprised at this time, she was relieved that the fruits of her labor had been best recognized, and she was surprised that she had never seen the skinny Wang Damin eat so many things......

Leaning on the sofa and watching TV for a while, Liu Qian suggested that I rest early, saying that I had just been discharged from the hospital and needed more rest......

Does she mean something else? Is it the same as I thought? As the saying goes, Xiao Biesheng is newlywed, and he has been married for two years...... You know that......

I solemnly agreed with him and took her little hand and walked into the bedroom...... It seems that an earth-shattering battle of ghosts and gods is about to begin...... It seems that a bloody storm is about to come......

If you don't take advantage of it, you're a bastard.

When I finished undressing and was about to start showing my strength, I found a situation that suddenly made me a little sluggish, my Jingba, that is, Sophie Fei, was lying at the end of the bed and staring at me and Liu Qian strangely.

Could it be that this Sophie Fei has any special fetishes?

Although this kind of scene has appeared in my dreams many times, and it has also made me wake up with a nosebleed many times, but she is a ghost! Who could possibly accomplish such a feat under the gaze of a female ghost?

I sighed and patted Liu Qian beside me: "Daughter-in-law, you go to sleep first, I'm tired." ”

Liu Qianben was also flushed, ready to face the storm, and when she saw me suddenly say such a sentence, her face immediately showed doubts, but then, she nodded as if she understood, and comforted me: "Well, sleep, I just got out of the hospital and my body is weak, don't toss." ”

I feel like I can't hold my head up for the rest of my life......

Coaxed Liu Qian to sleep, I quietly opened the quilt, quietly got out of bed, picked up Jingba, quietly walked out of the bedroom, quietly closed the bedroom door, and then said viciously to Jingba: "You woman is sick?" If you like to see this, I'll buy you two plates tomorrow......"

Maybe I was a little embarrassed to be asked, Jingba's eyes were a little confused, and he said half-loudly: "I shouldn't have taken care of your private life, but don't forget how Wang Damin lost his job and let you pick up the leaks...... You need to take care of your body now, I will contact the following leaders at 12 o'clock at midnight to inject your body, and then you will receive the first customer below...... I don't want your beautiful image to spread down there...... quality, pay attention to quality...... You represent the Hades Palace......"

Well, I didn't expect me to ask so many questions in one sentence, so I had to put down Jingba and ask her angrily, "Do you want me to be a lifelong student?" ”

"I'll talk about it when you're well." Jingba shook her head and walked to the sofa and jumped up, although she looked cute and loving, I couldn't help but want to kick her in the ass.

"What is an infusion?" I also walked to the sofa and sat down, I can understand most of what she said just now, but the word irrigation makes me feel a little inexplicable......

"You don't care, you hurry up and sleep, and you'll know in a while." Sophie conjured up her body and slapped me on the head as she spoke, and then I fainted.

……

I don't know how long it took, a warmth came from my arm to my brain, so familiar, I opened my hazy eyes, and saw Sophie Fei patting my arm with her hand......

Rubbing my eyes, I sat up, only to see that there was only a faint pink night light in the room, and the light was warm, and it suddenly made me feel like a dream. It took me another long time before I came to my senses, and then I remembered what Sophie Fei said, and I involuntarily put my hand on my buttocks......

Standing up, I asked Sophie Fei in a hoarse voice, "Are you going to have an irrigation?" Tell me how to fill it? ”

Sophie Fei was walking around the living room, not knowing what she was looking for, and said to me, "Do you have wires in your house?" Wires will do too! Do you have a toolbox? ”

As soon as she finished asking, she patted her head with a wry smile and said to herself: "Forget, you are not a ...... of this family"

……

So, I started to look for it with Sophie, and soon, I found a socket in the kitchen, and then handed it to Sophiefei, who somehow found a pair of scissors, clicked, cut the socket from it, and then carefully pulled out two strands of copper wire from the break......

I seem to realize something......

Sure enough, Sophie plugged one end of the strip into the socket, and then walked over to me with two distributors......

I involuntarily stepped back, I already decided that this woman was trying to electrocute me, just kidding, I just crossed, did she want to electrocute me?

If I was really electrocuted by her, I was afraid that I would become a joke all over the world, a car accident of more than fifty people, I survived alone, and then plugged in the electric door and killed myself, are you me a second?

I shuddered, "What the hell do you want to do?" ”

"Fill the body, hurry up, finish it early, and the customer will come soon! Don't tell you you're afraid of electricity? Sophie said to me with a serious expression.

Nonsense, this is a 220V alternating current, and in a few minutes, I can cut it and sell it as a lamb skewer......

Sophie Fei sighed and said something that made me even more chilled: "You don't do it yourself, only I will help you!" ”

What does she mean? How can she help me?

After a second, I knew the answer, guys, have you ever been ghosted?

Well, what I feel now is that all my body parts are good, my eyes can see, my ears can hear, my feet can walk......

But I couldn't control my own body, no matter how much I tried to control my behavior, it didn't seem to change my movements, I watched myself walk to the wall, I watched myself pick up the two threads, and I watched myself grasp the exposed copper wire at the thread with both hands......

Immediately afterward, a sharp pain spread throughout my body, and I wished I passed out immediately, at least to feel better.

I seem to hear a clanging sound on my body, damn it, it must be something mush! I saw a puff of black smoke coming out of my surroundings, mixed with a thick smell of burnt meat, and I felt like I was on fire, as if my whole body was about to breathe fire......

Just then, the bedroom door opened......

Liu Qian walked to the toilet with sleepy eyes, and didn't seem to notice my abnormality...... Half a day later, the sound of the toilet flushing came from the toilet, and my daughter-in-law came out of the toilet, and this time, she finally found me......

I saw that her eyes almost popped out of her sockets, one finger at me shivering, one hand covering her mouth, trembling up and down, looking at her appearance, she wanted to shout but couldn't shout, finally, in less than a few seconds, Liu Qian fainted......

It was at this time that all the pain in my body disappeared, and it seemed that I had regained control of my body.

I hurriedly stood up, picked up the unconscious Liu Qian and walked to the bedroom, and as I walked, I said viciously to Sophie Fei who was floating next to me: "You are really not human!" ”

Su Feifei didn't seem to think that this was a scolding of her, she nodded in agreement, touched Liu Qian's head with her hand, and then said to me: "It's okay, it's just faint, just find a reason to fool around tomorrow!" ”

Is this a woman?

……

After confirming that Liu Qian was fine, I followed Sophie Fei to the living room again, only to see Sophie Fei muttering a few words to the electric door, and suddenly, a strange color flashed around me, and then, there was one more person in my living room.

I dragged Sophie aside in confusion and said to Sophie Fei in a very low voice: "This little kid is what you call an important customer?" ”

I saw a **-year-old child standing in the center of the living room, wearing a school uniform, and the school uniform read: Coal City No. 2 Elementary School. He also carried a school bag behind him and wore a pair of sneakers at his feet...... The kid was looking at the furnishings in the house with a puzzled expression, and it didn't seem to have seen any of the appliances in my house......

Except that this dress is a little old, I can't tell that this kid is a ghost at all, let alone look like some big person? Could it be that the underworld is the world of the little overlord?

Sophie Fei hurriedly covered my mouth, smiled at the child, and said in my ear: "Don't talk nonsense, in order to let you get familiar with the business first, I will specially allow you to handle the business of the coal city in the past two months, this is the chairman of the pure natural limited company below, I tell you, people want money, money and people, I heard that there are many cases in the underworld recently that he has done, this person is really black and white." ”

"But he's still a kid!"

"This is what he looked like when he died...... It's not like that below......"

Well, I finally got it!