Chapter 34 Selling Cabbage

Early the next morning, Liu Busy came out of the grass nest.

He thought he was the first to get up, but he never thought that the villagers of Tuergou were earlier than him.

At this time, the sky was gray, but the villagers of Tuergou had already tied up the harvested cabbage and were preparing to carry the cabbage to the town to sell it in baskets.

Liu Xian saw this scene clearly.

Without saying a word, Liu Xian began to talk to the villagers, with only one purpose, that is, to sell cabbage in the town for them.

At first, these villagers were a little skeptical, but when they saw Liu Xian's very serious appearance, they had to agree.

Who asked the family to sponsor nearly 8,000 yuan in the village yesterday? As the saying goes, people are short-handed, and people still sell for themselves.

According to Liu Xian's original intention, he wanted to rush directly to Su Ruilin's tent, and then wake her up, preferably putting on her panties and coat again - and then, the fuck is probably not going to be there.

In order to have a chance, Liu Busy had to take out his mobile phone and dial Su Ruilin's phone.

"Mr. Liu, are you paying too much on the phone?" At this time, Su Ruilin's voice came from behind him.

It turned out that she also got up, didn't she say that all beautiful women slept out? How could she - get up so early and be so beautiful.

"Hehe, in fact, I have two cents and two dollars left on the phone bill. Ah, how did you pick it up. Oh my God, my dime phone bill, who will make up for my wounded heart......" Liu hurriedly began to play the scoundrel.

Su Ruilin laughed, the man in front of him didn't blink his eyes when he used nearly 10,000 yuan for public welfare, but because of the dime phone bill, he sighed so much.

It's so frugal, so good at living. He is completely a virtuous husband and father under the new socialism!

"Why don't I pay you ten dollars first?" Su Ruilin smiled.

"Hey, hey, I'll tease you." After a pause, he smiled weirdly, "If you want to pay you, pay a hundred, ten yuan, I can't call you three times, it's gone!" ”

Both laughed at this point. Immediately afterwards, Liu Busy told his thoughts.

In the Chinese textbook, there is a text called "Selling Cabbage", the author is Mo Yan. Liu Xian let these girls experience the difficulty of life firsthand, so that tomorrow's class will be much simpler.

Su Ruilin was very supportive of Liu Busy's idea, and also gave thirty-two likes.

Under Liu Xian's arrangement, Su Ruilin stayed behind to teach painting lessons to the children in the village, and was also responsible for taking care of the sick Liang Feifei.

As for her, she took 39 girls and carried a basket full of cabbage on her back and set off towards the town.

People are always looking forward to something new and full of curiosity.

This is especially true of these girls.

However, before the halfway point of this journey, the girls were so tired that they were out of breath, and even some people wanted to quit directly.

How could Liu Busy let them succeed, after a bloody speech, seeing that it had not played any substantive role, he couldn't help but be angry.

I took out two small cabbages from the basket behind my back, and without saying a word, I ate them raw in front of the whole class.

Liu was so busy eating that he was so happy, after eating, he glared at the stunned girls present, and said viciously, "Now, run forward, target Tuhe Town." If anyone is left behind, then eat all the cabbage in the basket raw. ”

And he added, "Again, I declare that this is not child's play!" Then he picked up a rock, shouted and smashed it with one punch, "If you don't accept it, this is the end." ”

The girls suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and they couldn't stop scolding this pervert in their hearts. If you eat cabbage, you can eat cabbage, and we didn't coerce you to intimidate you, and even threatened and intimidated us - but the rogue teacher looked so handsome just now, especially the scene where he exploded the stone chrysanthemum with a punch.

A long snake formation came to Tuhe Town in a mighty way. In a corner of the vegetable market, students are ready to sell.

"Sell it, sell it, don't want 998, don't want 1800, just 28 ......"

Luo Xiao cleared his throat, twisted his waist, and began to shout, causing those uncles and uncles to retreat away.

Liu Xian is sweating wildly, listening to this slogan, how can it be like selling oneself.

Damn, it's no wonder that those uncles and uncles are staring at themselves with a strange look, and eighty percent of them regard themselves as human traffickers.

"Luo Xiao, you shut up for me. Is there anything you sell like that? Liu said angrily.

"How do you sell that?" Luo Xiao was speechless, isn't it all like this on TV, what kind of mobile phone advertisements, furniture advertisements, isn't it all like this.

"That's how it should be sold." Huang Yunhui proudly straightened her chest, then wiped her face with some dirt, and ran towards an old man.

"Uncle, please have mercy on me, I have a seventy-year-old mother, a three-year-old son, and a grandson who can't run, and they all have to rely on me - I am now, I can't sell my body and blood, if the road of selling cabbage doesn't work, I can only sell my grandson......"

This scene is almost a joy of sorrow.

If the uncle has a heart attack, it is estimated that he will have to be sent directly to the crematorium.

"Bai Xue, you've watched too many movies." Liu Busy already has the urge to run naked.

However, in the next second, his eyes were as if he had seen an expert.

Li Xiaomeng, the squad leader, is like a dish that has been sold for more than ten years, with extremely experienced experience and extremely beautiful slogans.

"Fresh cabbage, just out of the ground, a handful of two pieces......"

"Auntie, look at how fresh this cabbage is. We are students who volunteer to teach in Zhangshi...... It's only two dollars a handful! ”

Li Xiaomeng opened quickly, and there were more and more onlookers. Everyone in the world has a kind heart, especially uncles and aunts, when they know that these people are students from Zhangshi to teach, they have generously bought them.

At half past nine, all the cabbage was sold.

Although each student's face was beaded with sweat, they smiled brightly.

"How's it going, how does it feel?" Liu Xian asked.

"Good!" Several people coaxed.

"Really? Alright, let's go back now and carry another basket of cabbage to sell. As soon as Liu Xian's words came out, everyone's faces turned miserable white.

Of course, there are only a few exceptions, such as the squad leader Li Xiaomeng, such as the school bully Yang Zi.

Liu Xian took 39 students, ate a few things briefly, and then left Tuhe Town.

On the way back to Tuergou Village, Luo Xiao seemed to remember something, and suddenly said:

"Teacher, didn't you say that there are hot springs, baths, and swimming when you came? And they took us 200 yuan. ”

When Liu Xian heard this, he felt that the atmosphere was a little wrong, and hurriedly took out his mobile phone, "What?" What the? What did you say? I don't know the signal very well here...... Okay, I'll go back to the village right away! ”

Then he ran away.

"Chase the teacher! We were tricked by him! ”

"Knock down the teacher and pay us back!"

Nima, if Liu Busy heard this slogan, it is estimated that he would be so angry that he would die on the spot.

Push over?

Pay back?

Damn, my brother's character carries it, and he never pays money when he goes to prostitution. Don't yell at you!

Back in Tuergou Village, Liu hurriedly handed over the money from selling cabbage to the villagers, who were so happy that they not only came back earlier than they expected, but also sold for 300 yuan more.

When Liu came to Su Ruilin, she was teaching the children how to draw.

Just when Liu was busy about to speak, Liang Feifei appeared.

"Teacher, the water on my body is more than half gone. That one...... Does that scar? "The school flower is more concerned about this, if there is a little scar, then the position of the school flower, I'm afraid I have to give way to Xian!

"Don't worry, I'll give you some medicine later. One more application is basically fine. Liu Xian said lightly. But his eyes were aimed at Su Ruilin from time to time.

Okay, in front of our school flowers, you actually look at other women, is she as beautiful as me? Isn't it just that my breasts are a little bigger than mine, and my ass is a little prettier than mine? Hmph, what is this, in two years, my breasts will definitely be a giant, and my fragrant buttocks will definitely be all over Zhangshi!

"No, I want it now!" After these words came out, Liang Feifei felt a little blushing, and hurriedly added, "Itchy, itchy...... itchy."

"Teacher Liu, let's go." Su Ruilin smiled, and that smile had already made Liu busy drunk and didn't know the way back.

"Okay. You also pay attention to rest, don't get tired. Liu was busy talking, and then went into the mountain.

Liang Feifei snorted coldly at Su Ruilin, and then deliberately left with her full chest.

More than an hour later, Liu Xian came back, prepared the collected medicine, and then prepared to tease Liang Feifei.

"Let's go, find a place where no one is, and I'll apply medicine to you." Liu said with a wicked smile.

"You-" Liang Feifei's little face was flushed, and her heart was pounding, and the feeling was weird.

"To paint or not to paint? The teacher is still busy, if I don't paint, then I'll go. Liu is busy with a posture that loves to be painted.

"Don't ...... I paint! "Miss Ben, for her own beauty, for her own school flower status, will let you eat tofu again.

Let Liang Feifei undress in the grass nest, she didn't have the guts.

She is afraid of all kinds of bugs.

So, the location was still chosen at the location of Liang Feifei's tent.

"I said Liang Feifei, why are you taking off your clothes?" Liu was busy with a righteous and gentlemanly expression.

Liang Feifei muttered, and said in her heart that you asked knowingly, don't you just want to see it-hypocrite!

"Less, hurry. There will be someone in a moment! Liang Feifei urged.

"There are people. It's as if we don't see anyone. Liu hurriedly said unhurriedly.

"You-"

"You what you. Well? dared to stare at the teacher and roll his eyes. I think you're in arrears! Liu hurriedly pretended to say.

"Rascal, I tell you, if I have the slightest scar on my body, you will be responsible." Liang Feifei was furious.

Charge? I don't have xxoo you, who is responsible!

"You're still off!" Liu hurriedly blew his nose and glared at his eyes, "Here, paint it yourself!" ”

Throwing down these words, Liu Busy turned around and left.

Liang Feifei suddenly had an urge to kill, she made several determinations before deciding to take off her clothes by herself, but she was almost taken off, and the goods were gone, so she let herself paint. This made her feel very angry and embarrassed!

That feeling is like an old virgin meeting a rapist, one second the rapist is still a ghost and a romantic look, and the next second when he sees his true face, he suddenly becomes looking for three million virgins who don't break your membrane!