Chapter 33: The Temptation of Chatting

Whether there are ghosts in this world, Liu is busy and doesn't want to delve into this boring question.

However, he is sure of one thing.

That is, people are scary, scared to death.

Liu Xian's body disappeared in an instant, coupled with the strange and abnormal atmosphere around him, Li Xiaomeng and the four of them had lost two souls in three souls.

However, just when they were gone, a voice came from a distance.

"Huang Yunhui, have you finished peeing?"

Yes!

The four of them screamed.

Liu Xian called a secret laugh, just your courage to dare to scare Lao Tzu, but I don't know that Lao Tzu slept in the mass grave on Chinese New Year's Eve, just like those heavy tastes, he slept with a female corpse every day.

"Teacher, there are ghosts!"

The four of them all ran in the direction of the tent, but were blocked by Liu Hur.

What is a midnight bell?

What does it mean to be in a state of panic?

What does it mean to have a heart in the throat?

Now these four people can be considered to have thoroughly realized it.

"Huh? Huang Yunhui, didn't you pee just now? Why, after a while, four people appeared? Liu hurriedly touched his chin, looking very puzzled.

The four of them had a very high heartbeat at this time, and if they saw something else, they would probably be so scared that they would pee their pants.

"Huh? Why does the guy behind you look exactly like me? Liu Xian suddenly said this.

Li Xiaomeng and the four of them immediately rushed towards Liu Xian's chest.

Liu is busy that is called fun, the meat in front of the chest is different to the touch, this situation and this scene, it really feels like an emperor, if it can always be like this, even if it is worth it! ――

Inside the tent!

Li Xiaomeng, the squad leader, was holding a meeting to summarize experience at this time.

"What does it mean to pretend to be fucked instead of being forced, this is us. I didn't expect our conspiracy to be discovered by him, so much so that you almost peed your pants. What a shame for us! ”

Li Xiaomeng looks good, and he is still holding a pen and a notebook in his hand.

"Cut, what do you mean we almost pee in fear, don't you? If you don't pretend you can die. Huang Yunhui pointed at Li Xiaomeng's nose and shouted.

"Alright, don't say it. Let's think of another way. I don't believe it, with our chests and brains, we can't even fool him! Luo Xiao said indignantly.

What students like to watch the most, of course, is the whole person.

And for Li Xiaomeng and others, the person who likes the whole thing the most is the hooligan.

Of course, there are many ways to make a person, and one of them includes flirting.

Suddenly, Li Xiao dreamed of something, and said in the tone of a leader:

"There it is!"

"What?" Bai Xue and the three of them cast expectant glances.

If you don't do something, how will you spend this long night—well, it seems that some people are evil again.

"Beauty Trick!" Li Xiaomeng said word by word.

"Damn, our rogue teacher can't wait for this trick. No, no, no......" Luo Xiao waved his hand and denied.

"Dangdang. The beauty trick I'm talking about is to use WeChat to seduce him. When the time comes, there will be a picture and the truth, look at how this rogue teacher will step down in front of us! Li Xiaomeng said proudly.

"I'm looking forward to that scene, and then we'll print out the chat history and paste it on the blackboard. Hahahaha, that scene, I am happy when I think about it."

"Who's coming, who's coming?"

"Me!" Luo Xiao relied on himself and worked bravely. She had already added Liu Busy's WeChat, and quickly took out her mobile phone to log in to WeChat, and then the eyes of the four of them came one after another, staring at the mobile phone.

Bored! Liu is busy and quite bored right now!

Just now, under the pretext of being responsible for the students, he had already checked the room - oh no, it was a tent.

But no one was willing to accept him.

Moreover, Su Ruilin didn't say anything about it, which made our hooligan teacher suddenly have the urge to jerk off.

To fight, or not to fight?

Just then, his phone rang.

At first glance, someone sent him a message in WeChat.

"Guess who I am?" This is a message from the nickname "Chest Domination of the World".

Damn, someone actually seduced me naked!

Liu hurriedly replied with a 'girl', and also added a 'color' expression.

"Hello Mr. Liu, I am a senior high school student majoring in finance and accounting, since you came to school, I have paid attention to you, and I now find that I have fallen in love with you deeply." You know, what I'm doing right now? ”

A high school junior?

Damn, Lao Tzu's charm is really different, I top my own!

Wait a minute?

That's not right, how did this senior in high school know his WeChat account, and he only announced it to them today, and they are all in Tuergou Village now?

Could it be that they can't do it and then use another plan?

There is news from the chest domination of the world again, "Teacher, do you know? Your WeChat account has now been pinned to the top in Tieba. I guess you must be chatting with several girls at the same time, right? ”

Damn, these people are too loving, they know themselves too well.

"Nope. I'm just talking to you. Oh yes, what are you doing now? Liu Xian has always had a question in his heart, is this student okay at night and watching island movies?

"Guess!"

"I can't guess."

"I just went to the supermarket."

"You don't sleep in the middle of the night, why do you go to the supermarket? Aren't you afraid of being bumped into by a thug? ”

"People can't think about what you think, so they have to go to the supermarket to buy three men."

Flutter!

Li Xiaomeng, Huang Yunhui and Bai Xue, who were watching the play from the sidelines, laughed one after another, and the two white flesh on their chests can be described as undulating and turbulent, if a man sees this scene, he will definitely want to die, and then go to the road of crime.

"Luo Xiao, I didn't see it, you have a set of seducing men, and you have a set of words."

Huang Yunhuijiao smiled, "Come, let me see if you're already wet underneath?" ”

"you." Luo Xiao smacked Huang Yunhui's chest with a pink fist, and there was new news at this time.

"Go to the supermarket and buy men? Does this supermarket still have this service? And it's three? Does your mother know about this? ”

The four of them laughed wildly, and said in their hearts, this teacher is too second, and he doesn't even know this, it's just - I can't afford to hurt if I haven't seen a movie.

"You're so dirty, the man in the supermarket is a cucumber!" Luo Xiao's little hand was fast, and he finished this sentence with three strokes and five divided by two.

"Luo Xiao, do you often do this, no wonder, I see you putting a cucumber in your bag every day. I see. Bai Xue made a circle with her right hand, inserted the index finger of her left hand into the circle, and said with a strange smile, "Isn't it cool?" ”

"Get out!" Luo Xiao said angrily.

Liu was speechless. The heart said that this current high school student has been hungry and thirsty to this extent, and he has to rely on cucumbers to spend the day every day? Doesn't it mean that those beauties go to buy cucumbers every day for beauty? Are they all using cucumbers for self-comfort......

"Men? Cucumber? I don't understand. Liu Xian replied very lewdly.

"I don't understand, do I. Then I'll fly you a picture. ”

Damn, it's fine. Could it be that today's high school students have dry goods in their mobile phones! I went, no wonder the girls in Class 38 held their mobile phones to class every day, it turned out that they were watching......

In the next second, Liu Xian saw an extremely sharp dynamic picture, an old cucumber was frantically ** the heroine's there, of course, the heroine was mosaic.

No way! Give me toilet paper, give me toilet paper......

"I only knew that cucumbers were used to eat, but I never thought that it still had this function, admire and admire!" After Liu was busy for a while, he replied to the nickname 'Chest Dominating the World'.

"Teacher, a private question for you? Are you still a virgin? ”

"Yes!" Liu hurriedly chuckled, snapped his fingers, and said again, "But I really want not to be right away." ”

Flutter!

Luo Xiao and the others laughed again.

"Luo Xiao, this arduous task is entrusted to you. Now is the time for the dog man and woman to be in charge, go quickly, and I will give you the wind. Huang Yunhui said with a smile.

"That's right, the rogue teacher summoned you. In my opinion, you're right, just right, you can save a cucumber. "White snow course.

"Luo Xiao, as the class leader, I don't care about the teacher's private life. If you really cook raw rice into cooked rice, then I will give you the position of squad leader. Li Xiaomeng has a limited ability and wants to give way.

Luo Xiao's face was full of black lines, muttered a small mouth, and said, "Can we still play together, it's too unrighteous." You sluts. I'm going to break up with you. Hum! ”

Liu on the other end was busy waiting and waiting, until the cucumber dishes he waited for were all thanked, but the mobile phone still did not respond.

Damn, could it be said that this 'chest dominates the world' has gone to the supermarket again?