Hello everyone, my name is Zheng Yun, about four months ago, an unbelievable thing happened to me, the thing is like this: I accidentally had a car accident that day, and when I woke up, it was already two years later, and I also crossed over to the body of the opposite king Damin.

Since then, I have had a charming daughter-in-law, and she is also a pretty young woman with all kinds of charms.

Then, one of my family's Jingba transformed into Meijiao, Niang Sophie, and told me that I had entered the underworld, became the spokesperson of the underworld, and did the business of helping the Yin soul repay his wishes, I didn't think much about it at the time, thinking about how it could be regarded as a tween-shining yamen family, but then I found that things were not as simple as I thought, originally I was a shameless and undisciplined young man, I thought that I could get some cheap after becoming an official in the underworld, but as a result, I was bruised again and again, Painful torture again and again.

Later, several customers came to my family one after another, Li Ming, He Brick's family, Bai Yuzhen, and seven dwarfs.

I still have a job in the sun, my colleagues are not normal, they fight at every turn, although the unit is currently under lockdown, but I have maintained good communication with my colleagues - 120 lives in the opposite door.

Then, some people with some mental problems continued to live in my family, including: Wang Chongyang, the Four Great Masters, the Eight Great Biaoren, the Twelve Idiots, Lao Zhao, Vice President Lin, Ma Yuer, Iron Hammer, Spring Thirteen Sons, a bunch of ghosts sealed in the tablet, and the undefeated reincarnated Yin Soul of the East who once wielded a knife from the palace - Diao Zetian.

It needs to be explained that she is a woman, a very powerful woman, a woman who can poke me to death with her fingers, good at using iron needles to stab people, queen style, small heart, in an inadvertent accident, she and Sophie Fei got into the body of my first love Chen Yuanyuan, since then, I have never lived a peaceful life.

In the past few months, I have offended some people, including three sons and brothers with some mental problems, but fortunately, I settled them and abducted the father of one of them, Wang Chongyang.

Of course, I also made a lot of friends, and the one who helped me the most was Section Chief Zhang of Guoan, a middle-aged man with a miserable experience, his daughter-in-law's family were all martial arts wizards, and in a family dispute, his mother-in-law knocked down the wall of his bedroom, and since then, he has lived the life of a single nobleman.

In addition, there are some friends who don't know each other, such as Wei Wudong's brothers, my big-footed beauty classmate Sun Lili, they are all a little miserable now, Wei Wu and a few people have run away, Sun Lili's school has been closed and is currently unemployed.

My father-in-law, that is, Liu Qian's father, seems to be in love with my apprentice Eleven girl, don't look at his age, his body is very good, and he will lead Lao Eleven to open a house if he has nothing to do.

By chance, I went to the underworld with the four masters of eating, drinking and playing, played a circle of swords, mountains and fires, and brought back a person and a bird, who looked like twin sisters and had a hot temper, and after I took them home, I began a long-term war with Su Diao complex and Liu Qian.

These four women are all very attractive to me, but I'm not sure if I've ever had a relationship with them, the only time something that could happen is when I had a hangover with Su Diao Complex, I don't know if I did it or not, before falling into the underworld, Su Diao Complex used to pat her belly and tell me that she was pregnant, and later, it was medically proven that it was just a fork in the air.

Seven days ago, we established Yin Yang Tourism Co., Ltd., in order to better complete our business, I followed the four masters to learn two tricks, one of which made my upper body become a woman! Moreover, I haven't changed back yet, I once asked the four masters when I will be able to regain my true body, and their answer was: "Maybe one day I will change back!" ”

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Yesterday, I used the first of the nine techniques of yin and yang, connecting yin and yang, and then, brought a large number of people to the underworld, and at present, we are rushing to the mountain road.

Yideng was a little slow to react, but he still didn't forget to complain to me: "I said Section Chief Wang, what the hell are you doing?" Damn, we've been walking in this mountain for a day and a night! ”

I can't argue, I don't blame me seriously for this matter, according to our reasoning, the location of the teleportation has some connection with the place of birth and death, who the hell knows how we ended up in the deep mountains and old forests of the underworld, there is no figure, there are trees everywhere, and even the direction cannot be determined, Wang Chongyang is well-informed, according to the type of trees, he concluded that we are in the south, that's all.

When we arrived in Hades yesterday, the sun had just come out of Hades, and it was already noon, which means that we had walked for a day and a half, and we still hadn't met a single person, let alone a village or city.

Su Diao Complex stood far away from me: "This is not to blame Wang Damin, I think this may be the confusion caused by too many of us, let's keep going east, we will definitely find a way out!" ”

The day before yesterday, Su Diao Complex, Liu Qian, Zhang Ping and the Dark Bird were fighting bloodily, and when I went in, the four women were stupid on the spot, and they smashed my head violently, and when I explained the truth of the matter, they beat me harder, saying that it was a shame to fight for someone like me who is neither male nor female! Then they shook hands and made peace, this time to travel to the underworld, Su Diao complex and Liu Qian have been avoiding me, I think the essence of the problem is not my gender, but because the two of them are not as big as me! Yes, my chest is extremely straight!

Seeing that everyone was quite tired, I had to order: "Don't go, rest for a while, and leave after lunch. ”

Soon everyone sat down and ate in a circle, thanks to the large number of things they carried, otherwise so many people would have starved to death.

Wang Chongyang threw me a can of beer, wiped his sweat and said to me, "Do you feel a little wet?" ”

I didn't know who to learn this old thing, and my speech became more and more atrophied, and I looked at him with no face: "You're so wet, your whole family is wet!" ”

The old man's face twitched, and he explained shamefully: "I didn't mean that, did you feel that the air was getting wetter than when we first came?" ”

After he said this, I felt that today's forest is indeed hotter than yesterday, and the air humidity is indeed greater than yesterday, I nodded: "It seems to be such a phenomenon!" ”

Wang Chongyang continued: "I feel that we should be in the southeast of the mainland, and it seems that we are not far from the sea. ”

I asked him, "Is it reliable?" Don't fool us like yesterday, what's the matter, you said that monster who looks like a bear blind doesn't bite, and as a result, he bit off my half-pulled arm, if I didn't have a battery, I would be missing an arm and a broken leg again! ”

Wang Chongyang was ashamed: "Yesterday was a mistake, I remember that the zoo does not bite, who knows that it will bite here, but you can rest assured, it can't beat me, let alone the four big brothers!" ”

The four old monsters were drinking with prosthetic legs holding cans of beer, and when they heard us talking, they also expressed their opinions, and Lao Chi said to me mysteriously: "I wondered, we all touched it, and that thing didn't matter, it bared its teeth just after you passed, I think it smells like the perfume on your body!" ”

Damn, am I to blame? Who would have thought that the transformation would also bring out the fox smell, on this hot day, if you don't spray some perfume, will you still make people live?

Seeing that I didn't speak, Lao Chi continued: "I agree with Lao Wang's point of view, we should be near Nanling City, Nanling is a big city, there are many surrounding villages and counties, it is estimated that we will walk for another day, and we will almost be able to meet the residents!" ”

Everyone's interest has long been dispersed by this sultry weather, and when they heard his words at this time, they all nodded weakly, and it could be seen that these people were homesick!

After a few cans of beer and an hour's lunch break, we set out again, slowly eastward along the ridge, and in the evening we finally saw a glimmer of fire in the distance, and then we rushed like bandits.

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This is a small village, about one or two hundred families live, each family is made of logs of wooden houses, each family is quite large, each family has a small courtyard, the yard is orderly placed with some grain and hunted animals, the overall shape is similar to the villa, under my leadership, we walked into a courtyard in the middle of the village.

Bang bang, no one opened the door after knocking on the door for a long time, and the four monsters suddenly patted their heads and said: ", I forgot to restrain my yang energy, you guys quickly practice according to my method!" There are so many of us, and the yang energy is too strong, and after a while, the house will feel the wind outside! ”

I recited a few words of mantra in disbelief, and then I saw that everyone had finished cultivating, and then I knocked on the door again.

Miraculously, someone opened the door this time, and soon, a young man dressed in Qing Dynasty clothes walked out, wiped his eyes and asked me, "What are you doing?" ”

At that time, a few women were a little uneasy, especially a few women who had never been to the underworld, including female bats, Dingnan, Nine Girls, even Liu Qian was a little moved, these women gathered together and said excitedly: "Wow, so handsome!" ”

"Stupid!" The young man glared at us, "Is there something wrong?" ”

I coughed a few times, and a large group of women finally quieted down, and I politely said, "Big brother, we are lost, can I ask you what kind of place this is?" ”

The young man looked at us and said expressionlessly, "This is Hexi Village, where did you come from?" ”

I really can't explain this problem, so I casually confided a few words: "We are from the Eastern Tang Dynasty." ”

The young man immediately had a somewhat anxious posture: "You are a tease, when Lao Tzu has not read Journey to the West?" ”

I hurriedly smiled: "Big brother, I'm playing with you, we are from Xiling, we came to travel, and we got lost!" Can you tell us how far it is from Southridge? ”

The young man sighed: "This is more than 8,000 miles away from Nanling!" ”